CWF - Past War/Nitro Trashtalking #1 (Merging Issue)

[The Wrestling Addict]

"Marvelous Me" ruptures throughout the arena, as Scott Hall steps out on the stage.

Hall prances down the entrance ramp and throws his signature toothpick at the camera, while pulling out another toothpick from his back pocket to put in his mouth. He grabs a microphone and enters the ring,

Hey yo...! For those of you who may have missed it last week, let's take a look of me laying it down on William Regal.

After the match, Scott Hall jumps over the barricades as he begins beating down on Regal before lifting him up and connecting with a Crucifix Powerbomb. HHH and Hall shakes hand as the crowd boo's heavily, we go to commercial.

Why Scott? Why did you come to CWF and attack William Regal last week for no apparent reason? That is what I have been asked over and over and over and over. I am here to answer it, mangs. First off, I just want to let everyone know, it was nothing personal. For those of you who don't know, Triple H and myself have been good friends for over a decade. Ever since Triple H signed with CWF, he has been calling me, emailing me, texting me, doing anything and everything to get me here in CWF. Well Trips, you got me! I'm here. Now I beat down Regal last week as a favor. A favor for one of my best friends in the world, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Hunter never asked me for the favor but I figured it was the least I could do, seeing how he scored me a job in CWF. After what went down last week on WAR, I somehow winded up in a tag team match this week on the special Friday Night edition of WAR. I will be teaming up with Triple H to take on William Regal and John Cena. It's all good because I have been dying for another match for quite sometime. Like I said, what I did to William Regal last week wasn't personal and what I do to him this week won't be personal. However, what I do to John Cena will be. Why would Scott Hall want to personally take out John Cena? Well here's a better question. Why wouldn't Scott Hall want to take out John Cena? The man became huge in the wrestling business and he doesn't have half of the talent as myself or Triple H. Cena has zero charisma and his five moves of doom are complete shit! The man needs to learn what a wrestler is. Triple H and myself are real wrestlers. This week on WAR, I will take care of Cena and if Regal wants to get in my way, I will take care of him as well. And then if Regal and Cena can somehow make it to Cyber Sunday to face Triple H, I will be in Triple H's corner because their is no telling what you crooks have under your sleaves. I have returned and I have returned to CWF so Triple H and myself can take over. So once again, The Clique can rule the wrestling world. Speaking of which, our good buddy Shawn Michaels is now the general manager of Honor. Shawn, if you ever need any help on Honor or just want to reunite the Clique, throw up the hand signal, and Trips and myself will be there!

Trips and I have thought of everything we want to accomplish while in CWF. Not only do we want to hold every title on WAR but we want to hold every title on Honor as well. You see, Triple H and I aren't just going to be another team in CWF. We are going to be two dudes with an attitude and we are going to take over this company. Whoever has a problem with Triple H or myself, may as well adress the problem right now, so we can take care of it, chiko.

After a moment or two of silence, Hall begins to speak once again.

That's what I thought. It better stay that way because you don't want to mess with Da Bad Guy. Now without further a do, let me introduce to you all, The Game himself, Triple H, and his beautiful wife, Stephanie McMahon Helmsely. ​

 

[The Wrestling Addict]

Scott Hall waits patiently but Triple H and Stephanie don't show up. He pulls his phone out of his back pocket and realizes he has a text from Triple H.

Ah, it seems as if Hunter and Steph are running a bit late. They will be here as soon as they can but they got caught up in traffic. Since I have some time to spare, I may as well go into detail on why I despise John Cena.

Back in 02, I was taking a break from wrestling, while a new kid was breaking in. That kid's name was John Cena. Now I won't lie, I liked the kid at first. Let's take a look at this video.

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The kid had some balls. The way he stood up to Kurt Angle and held his own in a match with the olympic gold medalist. I was constantly impressed with this kid for months. That was until I seen this.

[video=youtube;6faRlHz1quk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6faRlHz1quk[/video]

I didn't like the rapper shit one bit but at least he was attempting to do something. It got over as well so I guess it cliqued with the audiance. It didn't matter about my opinion. It was the fans' opinion. So Cena continued to be a poser, and acting like a gangster for a few years. Cena, you had no idea what being a gangster is. Shit, I killed a man! But we won't go into all that. Cena went on to win big in the wrestling business and he ditched the rapper shit. Then, he decided to act like he was a marine or something, all because he starred in the movie. Cena, your movie sucked! It was hell having to sit through it for ninety minutes, and you want to continue it in wrestling? But the Marine wasn't all. After the Marine shit grew stale, he brought in the plainest of them all. A super hero type deal, where he had his signature jorts and a colorful shirt. I get it, wrestling was focused on kids then. But just because it's focused on kids, doesn't mean you act like a twelve year old. I could show you a video of Cena in his super hero outfit, but I don't hate people enough to show them that. Throughout the years, Cena became a big draw in professional wrestling. He was the face of wrestling but in reality, he sucked ass! The kid knows what? Two suplexes? Because that's all I see in every match he has. But yet he rose to fame. I wonder how he did it. Oh I know, kissing Vinnie Mac's ass. Cena, you may have never publicly joined the "Kiss My Ass Club" but you certainly did it a ton in private!

People also claimed I kissed ass to get to the top as well. But you know what Cena, theirs a big difference between you and I. Da Bad Guy didn't kiss ass. Da Bad Guy did and still does what he has to do to get to the top. I don't suck up to anybody. I just do what I have to do to put food on the table. Also, here's another reason why I can't stand John Cena. It's his stupid publicity act, always trying to work for the Make-a-Wish Foundation. People love him for it, and that's why he does it! He doesn't care about those punks. Cena only cares about himself. Then he participates in bully campaigns and shit. Mang, you are one of the biggest bullys I've ever met.

Fans are really giving Scott Hall a hard time, with a ton of heat.

You 35 year old, wrestling fans, who still masterbate in their mother's basement, shouldn't be boo'ing me! You should be boo'ing John Cena! I bet getting publicity, isn't the only reason Cena likes making wishes and participating in bully campaigns! The guy seems like a child molester if you ask me. Ooops, did I just say that on live television? Hell yeah, I did! And I'm damn proud of it!

Since you like to rap, Cena. I got a little rap for ya, kid. This week, you are going to be in severe pain, because you won't just be getting your ass whooped by the Game, but by Da Bad Guy too, Mang!​

 

[Andrew]

OOC: Bully D, you cannot TT two times in a row. You can only post once, therefore only your first TT will count here until someone else has TT'd.

 

[PegasusKid]

Scott lowers the mic to his side as he waves to Hunter through the camera he goes to get out of the ring but just as he reaches the ropes, a tune the crowd didn't wanna hear rings out through the arena. Scott look towards the stage with smiles on their faces. As John Cenas theme hits the P.A. and the arena splits with boos and some of the older fans cheer.

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Whilst everyone is staring at the ramp awaiting the future two time Hardcore Champions arrival Johns Music is cut off as someone climbs over the barrier behind the ring and begins to speak.

John Cena
Yo Scott behind you fool. Now I dont know if you saw went down last week but my beef here is with Brett Hart and Triple H. Sure dawg Regal has my title but if it wasnt for those to oafs he never would have beat me in that match on war and I would still be standing here the CWF Hardcore Champion. Now Scott I am going to be honest here and say that I dont think anyone in this crowd, regardless of the fact you are a group of inbred douchebags, even know who the hell you are scumbucket. Hell homie I even needed to google your washed up ass to refresh myself on who you were. Now sure bro, these people find that shit funny but I promise you that the beating you wil receive for being in my way from getting in my way on my beat down of Hunter and Brett Hart. But then gain Im not sure it would make that much difference to you because being beaten down by John Cena may actually help your career because I am the biggest star in this company, whether or not Brett Hart wants to admit it, or whether or not these ungrateful degenerates feel like it, everyone know I am THE MAN!!!

John Raises his hands in the air flipping the bird to the crowd for some cheap heat. He then looks around the arena and sighs deeply before continuing.

John Cena
Know to the several of you who have been living under a rock for the past week, you may be unaware of the vendetta which Triple H and Brett Hart have against me. Clearly Hart was sceptical about giving me a title shot at Triple H and then when I beat him, just 8 days later he screwed me out of the Hardcore Championship. he was out on the ramp when the bumbling bafoon showed up and got involved. I had regal beat, and I had my Hardcore Title nicely positioned around my waist. Now I dont know what the hell his problem is but you can be damn sure that John F'ing Cena is going to make sure that you both recieve the beatings you deserve. So tonight Hunter I will destroy Hally boy here and if you are dumb enough to come to the ring tonight I will put you on the shelf, there is no way you can be walking out of Cyber Sunday the Hardcore Champion because you wont be in the match after War. And Hart Im telling you dawg if I get you alone you better be damn careful because I am no longer responsible for my actions. You crossed the line and now you gonna feel the wrath of the Chain Gang Solider.

Cena beats his chest and holds his dog tags and then turns his attention to the camera. Looking straight down the barrel John takes a deep breathe and then proceeds clearly uncomfortable with the situation he has been put in.

John Cena
So now for the moment that I am dreading. And that is admitting to the fact that I am teaming tonight with the inbred disgrace of a wrestle who thinks HE beat me. I have said it before Regal you were in the right place at the Right time. And not that I expect you to show up to War but if you do dont feel the need to put your gear on because I got this shit. I am going to demonstrate to you exactly what I am going to do at Cyber Sunday when I win my Hardcore Title back and rid you of this god foresaken company. I mean hell this place is more corrupt and in a shit fight than WCW before it closed. So how about this guys I am going to win my title back and then I am out of this hell hole. i leave this company, I leave behind every scummy piece of shit that you call fans and I will rid myself of managments egotistic power struggle. So Hart this is what I got for you. I gots me a list.

John starts to count off his fingers. As e runs down his list he receives a mixed reaction from the crowd.

1. Take out Hunter

2. Win my Hardcore Championship back at Cyber Sunday

3. Turn up on War and beat the shit out of you and rub your nose in the fact that I am leaving with the CWF Hardcore Championship.

He goes to continue but he is cut off when ....

 

[The Wrestling Addict]

OOC: I have been given permission to talk for Triple H since Albo can't do his this week.

 

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

11/18/2011: Edge vs. Batista

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!

The crowd goes absolutely crazy when the smoke rises up and they only know it could be one man. The Rated R Superstar comes out to his trademark theme song "Metalingus" as he walks through the smoke with a determined look on his face.

Edge looks around and walks in nodding his head. He has his signature coat on and looks down to the floor. He looks up and poses for the crowd with fireworks going off everywhere.

Edge runs after that into the ring with a huge smirk on his face now. He gets up and hops on the top rope and looks into the crowd. The crowd is cheering loudly as Edge takes his coat off and gets the microphone.

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge
Damn have things changed in positions around here, but not matches. Once again I square off with my arch rival Batista. I have to hand it to you Dave, you won a hell of a match. Give the devil his due, he showed up and kicked some serious ass. Now he will be going on to the main event facing Chris Jericho while I'll be struggling once again to get a title shot at Cyber Sunday. This really does suck considering I didn't even get pin but I'm not a complainer. I know everything can't always goes perfect and the pieces can't always fall together, but believe me I will be back. It was a brutal match just like most fatal four ways are. You have to be alert, hit whatever is in front of you, and be aware of any pin fall. Batista took advantage of that and now thinks he runs things around here. I know we have to go hear Batista tel everyone why he is the best then will have Chris Jericho go on how he is the best. I'm worried for CWF right now because the ratings could go down big time with these two idiots going back and forth. The fact that these two head cases get to go at with it each other physically and mentally must make fans want to go take a nap. Believe me I would too, but bare with it folks. Because before you know it, it will be me that will competing for the heavyweight championship again!

The crowd cheers for that as they desperately want Edge back in the title picture.

Edge: Now Dave while I gave you credit on the win, their is one thing you still have yet to do. You see you didn't pin me or the Irish hothead, you pinned the weakest guy in the match CM Punk. Some of you may not like that but let's face it Punk is the smallest man in the match and isn't the most powerful guy. He's crafty, quick, intelligent, and can get the job done. But let's look at the big picture here, he would get squashed if any of us hit our finishing moves on him. That's what you did Batista and you got the win, which is totally fine. I would do the same thing but don't go around here thinking your better than me! You've never pinned me yet despite all our battles and now you have a chance to shut me up. Now While your match is very important against Jericho at Cyber Sunday, you can't look past me here because if you do you will regret it. You know me, I'm your typical Canadian loudmouth that can get under your skin easily. Now if you get pinned this week by me, you still will have to live under the fact that you can't beat me. This bitter rivalry has been pretty one sided here, but of course your too proud to admit that. Yeah there it is too proud, probably the thing that will hold you back. Don't agree with me, let's elaborate.

The crowd remains quiet while Edge continues to go on.

Edge: Chris Jericho has a huge ego and everyone knows that but at least Chris admits to it. Chris admits to having this sole crushing ego while you Dave just tell everyone in your little small sentences that "I'm going to destroy you" or how about this one "The Animal will be Unleashed"!! I think I've heard that one about 4,000 times since 2005. Your thickheaded Dave while Jericho is a master mind when it comes to winning battles. It takes master minds to win in the Chamber and that's what Chris did. He even beat Finlay one on one something not many people had accomplished. You seem to be all happy and confident these days but you have no idea what your getting into with me then Jericho. It's going to be a hard lesson after I beat you again and by the way, I'll hire extra security so no random guest decides to pop up again. I had no idea Lita was coming first time, but just to avoid it I'll hire some guys to protect anyone from distracting you since we all know you have the attention span of a five year old and you get distracted easily. The ball is in your court Dave, try to shut me up because if you don't it will show the whole world how unworthy you are. Don't believe me then...

Batista's theme music entrance hits as Edge looks at him with a angry look in his eye.

 

[Lub]

WAR: CM Punk vs Sheamus

These Words Are True ...
... And I’ll Make You Believe!

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A remake of Sheamus' theme hits the arena, as the crowd explodes. Crowd cheers very loud and The Celtic Warrior suddenly appears under the titantron. The Great White Sheamus looks on both sides of the arena and still stands on the stage. After a while Sheamus hits his chest and make a crucifix pose and then goes towards the ring.

Crowd is cheering and some people tries to high-five Sheamus on his way to the ring, but Irish Curse is completely concentrated. Sheamus goes over the steel steps straight into the ring, where he hits his chest and makes crucifix pose again. The Great White then looks at his Irish Cross pendant and grabs a microphone ...

Oi’ll go straight to tha point. P’nk, how many times we’ve faced each othe‘? 3 times? Well, ta be honest, Oi am gettin‘ sick of this booking. Oi wanna match Oi dese’ve, Oi wanna match with a sta‘ of this show and not with ye Punk. Ye see, Oi don’t even know what Oi should say ta yer adress, because all tha jokes all those catchphrases a‘ gettin‘ pretty old and borin‘, but Oi know, that yer gonna make of me language and ye will try ta compa‘ me ta Ronald McDonald. Ye should realize P’nk, that this type of jokes a‘ old and ta be honest they a‘ makin‘ me angry and ... ye don’t want me ta be angry. Ye see, when Oi am in a good mood, Oi can still let ye live and ye have a bigge‘ chance ta survive ou‘ match unha’med, but with those stupid jokes and phrases yer sayin‘ Oi thinkin‘ of givin‘ ye a beating of yer lifetime. And Oi can assure ye, that ye will be eatin‘ only liquid food fo‘ at least a month. Oi’m gonna break yer legs, yer arms and Oi am gonna kick ye in the head, crushin‘ yer skull. Ye think yer tough fella? Ye think yer jokes and all those „Oi do it fo‘ people“ speeches a‘ gonna save ye frem me? Well, Oi can tell ye that they won’t. And if ye think, that Oi am jus‘ a big joke and Oi don’t mean ta do this, then yer wrong. Think ‚bout it P’nk, me and ye in this ring again and this time Tha Great White, Tha Celtic Warrio‘, Tha Irish Cu’se Sheamus will beat ye so bad yer gonna be fo’ced ta leave this business ...

One half of the crowd cheers for CM Punk and the other half for Sheamus and Irish Curse continues ...

This time ye won’t be that lucky, ta escape frem me ange‘. Believe me, that this guy, standin‘ in tha middle of this ring is gonna kick yer arse anytime he wants. Oi am gonna stick me boot in yer stupid smile and Oi am gonna rip yer head of yer neck. Oi don’t know if yer brave enough ta how up he’e and try ta face me, even though ye know, that it’s nonsense, because Oi am already a winne‘ of this match. Wanna know a secret, that is gonna break yer heart and that is gonna wake ye up frem that lil‘ dream yer livin‘ in roight now? Yer not tha best in the world. Oi am. And Oi am gonna prove it, by kickin‘ yer arse roight he’e in front of these people. Please everyone prepa‘ yer cameras and reco’d this match, so Oi can have finally an evidence, of me beatin‘ that cocky and arrogant fella frem Chicago. So come down he’e and let me knock yer teeth down yer throat ...

Sheamus drops the microphone and looks aggressive, when suddenly ...​

 

[Lewb]

I WALK ALONE!

Batista walks out onto the ramp, and slowly takes a breath before spinning with his arms held out, and punches the air before walking forward, and stopping, slaps the ground and performs his turret taunt as fireworks go off behind him. One more punch in the air and The Animal makes his way towards the ring.

Batista walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring, to get a microphone. When he gets it looks straight in the eyes of The Rated "R" Superstar as his music cuts off. The stare is quite long, and intense, until Batista turns his back on Edge, for which the crowd boo. He then starts to speak.

The Animal, Batista: Edge, if you please. This time in front of the cameras, in the spotlights, on the television, it's time for real competitors, it's saved on the schedule as time for winners, people who accomplish their achievements. It's also for people who don't make excuses, and will live and die by their errors and mistakes. Now in the past, all I have ever brought up is the truth between me and you, and as much as you run straight out here and try and manipulate the situation accusing them as excuses, now, I really don't care anymore because that's exactly what it is, back in the past. Now, the wrongs have been put right, and it is myself getting a one on one title shot, and you... in your own words, are "struggling" to get a title shot... way to putting yourself down there. But there won't be any justice in this situation until I do take you down and pin you for the one two three in a one on one match, so that's exactly what I'm going to do this Friday.

Batista looks up into the top of the building in thought, before bringing his eyes back down to Edge's level and speak to him again.

As big as my match with Jericho is, the score to settle with you is huge also. You say I won the fatal four-way down to circumstance, that's exactly how Chris Jericho won his World Title, circumstance. And that's both reigns I'm talking about. Circumstance seems to settle a lot in this company lately, and that even goes back to you Edge. Circumstance cost me my one on one encounter with Finlay that I should have had. It cost me about two months of having the top pay check! If it wasn't for circumstance I would have been and still would be champion by now. Still, by the end of the month I will be the champion anyway, and I will also be undefeated since Elimination Chamber and there is not a damn thing you, Lita, anybody in your cell phone, on your Facebook, Twitter, no-one, can do about it.

You see, this Friday, there is no caveats in the rule book that you can get around, there is no rule that puts you in any type of advantage whatsoever, and this is probably your plan A scuppered but there will be no escaping. When the twenty foot steel cage drops around us and you can't slide out of the ring, and you can't climb over the cage in a quick enough time to get away from me, then, I will show the world why I am the number one contender, and soon to be the CWF Heavyweight Champion of the World. Edge, when you have the animal in his cage, prepare to feel his wrath. Get ready to count it for the four thousand and first time because Friday night....

The Animal Will Be Unleashed!!!

Batista stares at Edge, before....​

 

[SBS]

Sting v. Rhodes

The cameras around the arena are silent until suddenly they come to life up in the rafters. The camera shows the Icon Sting who gets a heavy mixed reaction from the crowd as the camera zooms into his RED face paint where he begins to talk.​

Sting: I came to CWF last week to make a statement, and that Statement was made by taking out Fit Finley. People have been wondering why did I do it? The answer is quiet simple, because I can. You see the Stinger has come for one goal and one goal only. To put CWF in the ground. Management is bad, no one knows what is going to happen next, and I went and took out the brightest superstar they had.​

The crowd gives some heat but most are still on the fence.​

Sting: And this week I have an opportunity to take out another victim. A victim that will not be seen again once he hits the mat and feels the Sting of the Stinger. Cody Rhodes. You haven’t shown in weeks, and I don’t care. But if you don’t show up this week, if you chicken out, well let me just say this Cody. You can’t hide from me, I will find you and I will take you out of this business like I did Finley one way or another. So Rhodes show up, I don’t care if you are hiding behind a mask or a paper bag. Cause come War its Showtime!​

 

[EffectsofRaven]

CWF - Past War/Nitro Trashtalking #2 (Merging Issue)

The fans in attendance of the CWF House Show are pumped awaiting apparently the biggest surprise of the night to end the show, suddenly their wait is over with a spoken atmospheric tune.

THIS IS TRUE... THIS IS REAL...
THIS IS...
STRAIGHT EDGE!!!

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The fans go nuts into a huge series of cheers reaction as Cult of Personality hits the PA system, emerging from the backstage area is the one and only CM Punk! He chuckles as he strolls down the entrance ramp, ignoring almost all the fans in attendance but keeping a smile on his face.

Punk continues his walk down to the ring before walking up the ring steps, he glances out into the crowd before leaping up onto the turnbuckle.

Punk then leaps off the turnbuckle and turns his attention to the ring announcer and snatches the microphone off him, with a smug look on his face, Punk speaks up.

The Straight-Edge Superstar,
CM Punk:

Last night at Cyber Sunday, not only did I return to CWF but I took on the Undertaker in a war of words but in an UNOFFICIAL match! Not using that as an excuse because I'm telling ya Mark, you didn't beat me, I'm still here, standing in the middle of this ring as the best in the world and I'm still simply better than you!

The fans give off a huge pop as he uses two of his taglines in one go, CM Punk taps his microphone and continues.

And the worse thing of them all Mark is, for you anyways, I still can talk;That's right, you might thought beating ten shades of sh*t of me might have done the job to keep me quiet, well... Wrong answer because now I'm even more desperate to reveal your true little dark secrets but where would the fun in that be? I'm going to make you sweat Mark, I'm going to draw this out as long as possible because there is NOTHING you can do to keep me quiet, you will not keep the voice of the voiceless silent! I am this companies revolution, when I arrived on Sunday, the winds of change were blowing and I'm merely gonna give them that extra push, because Mark, while you keep on blowing back, and the only time it's gonna matter is when it's Vinnie Mac's.

Punk pauses and chuckles before finishes off the sentence, he ushers down the electric crowd and continues.

I got to stop making all these references, it's only prolonging the truth, because the truth of the matter is that this Monday, I have to team up with Muhammed Hassan to face the Miz and The Undertaker; and I can't say I'm too pleased at having to be in a tag match, infact I don't even see the point of having such a tag partner! A man who will come down this ring and try to convince you lot that America's Prejudice against him and all the other's in the world, not that it really matters because in reality, all he'll ever be is a footnote in CWF history, where as I'm going to leave my mark on this company! I am going to be the name everyone remembers in years to come, because I am CM Punk! Before you think of coming out here and interrupting me Hassan, I got a few more words to say about you, the only reason you will ever get over in any company is because of the politics, both wrestling and the 'real world', relying on the current crisis and climate to get those cheap pops, where as I, I get over myself, I get myself over because I know how to use this microphone and I know how to beat people in this ring! Face facts Hassan, your shelf life is limited, mine isn't...

The fans cheer CM Punk, some boo at his arrogance but they quickly drowned out as a CM Punk chant breaks out, CM Punk looks across at the entrance ramp before continuing.

Then there's the Miz! How can I forget the Miz, the reality TV star himself, Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin! Well, I haven't Miz incase you was being to worry your name wasn't going to be ushered into my little 'speech' well, I've been saving the absolute 'best' till last, yourself... The man who 'won' the Intercontintal championship last night after hitting Hassan in the back of the head with the belt, just like you won various World title matches because of me, there's no surprises with you Miz, still relying on the same old tricks to get the job done; not to mention the bullshit politics you perform in the backstage area! Got to hand it to you Mike, you gone real far in a short space of time but that doesn't mean you're any good, you're sloppy, arrogance and have the same old annoying catchphrases - where as I'm fresh, different and above all else, exciting... I hate to break it to you Miz, but you're not awesome, you're not awful, you're just pretty dull.

Punk chuckles, now with his full attention on the titantron, He speaks up one more time.

So whose about to come out from curtain number one? The America Asskisser the Undertaker, the man that managed to get screwed by HBK and the Miz in ONE night, Muhammed Hassan or The dull and boring Miz? I'll be waiting, just remember that I am the Best in the World because I AM, Straight-Edge!
​

 

[The Wrestling Addict]

Triple H vs. Zack Ryder vs. R-Truth vs. Austin Aries for the Harcore Championship

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"Party Up" by DMX floods the PA System as R-Truth enters through the crowd to mock the CWF fans.

R-Truth jumps the barricade and wrestles with the ring announcer for a microphone. He gets what he wants and enters the ring.

Y'all little Jimmys best better sit down, shut the hell up, and listen to me as I speak! Last night...

R-Truth is interupted by the fans boo'ing him.

I said to shut the hell up! When I tell you to do something, you better do it! As I was saying before I was so rudely interupted, last night at Cyber Sunday, I made my debut in CWF. Now it looks as if I've made my debut at the right time, seeing as how much change is going on here. Also, last night Triple H beat William Regal and John Cena to become the CWF Hardcore Champion. It seems as if the CWF GM, whoever it is, has announced that myself along with two others will be against Triple H in a fatal four way match for his hardcore title. Those other two guys are Zack Ryder and Ausin Aries. I will get to Aries in a second but let's take a look at what Ryder had to say, last night. We are gonna skip to the end of what he said.

I WILL become the Intercontinential champion even if I have to hurt myself to do it. You don't have to like me BUT you DO have to RESPECT me!"

I'm going to use one of Zack Ryder's lines and say, Are you serious, bro? Respect? Respect? Dat ninja must of been high last night! Why the hell should people respect this man? Zack, you may get respect from all of those twelve year olds, sucking up to you, via twitter, but don't expect respect from me cause you aint gonna get it!

Another CWF-newcomer in this match is Austin Aries. I don't know much about this little Jimmy but I've ran into him a few times in other companies. He's a quick little ninja but that's it! He has more speed than brains. I'm not to worried about this kid but if he gets in my way, he's gonna get got!

My third opponent is the hardcore champion himself, The Game, Triple H. Now Imma have to be honest with all of you. Even though Triple H is less-known than my other two opponents, I have to say, I respect him the least! The only reason he has gotten where he has got in dis business is because of who he is sleeping with! If he wasn't sleeping with a McMahon, he wouldn't be one of the top guys in this business. The man fucked his way to the top. And he's not very smart. Everyone knows Stephanie's nickname is the Million Dollar Whore! Hell, she's even gave it up to Billy and Chuck, but we won't go into all that. All that matters is that I'm the most hardcore ninja in that match. I will easily whip the asses of my three opponents with kendo sticks, trash cans, fire extinguishers, steel chairs, steel steps, and anything else I can get my hands on. And I will do it to become the hardcore champion!

R-Truth quits talking to take a smoke break but is interupted....​

 

[Andrew]

CWF Unification Match: Christian vs. Batista

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'This is what I brought you, this you can keep. This is what I brought, may you forget me.
I promise to depart, just promise me one thing. Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.'

The crowd boos heavily as the new CWF Champion comes from behind the curtain, Christian looks at his CWF Championship belt as he takes his time as he strolls down the entrance ramp. He steps up on the steel steps and enters the ring with a microphone in hand.

Christian;

If only you inbred morons would clean your ears once in a while... I told you so! I told all of you idiots that I'd walk away your CWF Champion, after it was taken away from me when Kane cashed in the briefcase. Technically, I was still a Champion, everyone is finding ways to take me off this very Championship but I keep finding a way. Every single time, I find a way to get this Championship back where it belongs. But now... Now there's a few things, a few things that's changed the scenery of CWF. A brand new owner, a new General Manager and... a Unification match because we're now on the one brand? Normally I wouldn't be pleased with the decision but... for once... something feels right! For once things are looking up for me, you know why? It's because I can carry another Championship over my shoulder, Batista... Batista... Batista... it all comes down to this. Both of us, in the middle of the ring... fighting for everything we've got just to see which Champion is more superior, who will be the first Undisputed Champion. An Animal like you Dave is one who prowls, one who's hungry... One who would capture anything at sight like a Hawk, but Dave... I'm going to make you the goldfish here, I'm going to make sure your delusional mind isn't functioning like a strong animal. Oh no, don't be upset Dave... You got extremely lucky with that Championship, don't believe me? You faced a rookie, a man named Wade Barrett. A man nobody has heard of, nor give a damn about. Because Chris was injured, you had no choice but to pick up the easy victory...

The crowd delivers a mixed-reaction for these comments...

You see, I was in a very competitive match. I had to go through Mohammed Hassan and Kevin Thorn, two man who I've had to deal with for the past month. I had Shawn Michaels kick me in the jaw week after week after week only for him to actually make the count and make me your CWF Champion. I'm quite shocked that Shawn actually called things down the middle, especially after everything he's done... But now, poor Shawn is no longer with the company. Neither is Bret Hart, your hero. Do you see what this makes me? The best Canadian on the CWF Roster. I don't care if my old buddy Edge is still laying around here, I'm the Champion, I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there'll ever be!

Instant boo's are heard after Christian steals the line of Bret Hart.

Oh boo hoo, you inbred morons are not relevant to cheer nor boo. You just sit there and listen to me carefully. Dave, this week is about what we've both been striving for months. Today we sit here as Champions, but after Monday... Only one will walk away the Champion of CWF and I tell you Dave, it's going to be me... Either way.... We're still going to be in that ring at Uprising, but you see Dave... Only I, Christian will be recieving the Uprising.

OOC: Good luck Lewb!
​

 

[Lewb]

As soon as Captain Charisma mentions the Uprising, he is interrupted to bring out the most drawn out crowning in the whole of CWF, of the champion everybody knew that he would one day be.

I WALK ALONE!

Batista, the brand new CWF Heavyweight Champion walks out onto the ramp, and slowly takes a breath before spinning with his arms held out, and punches the air before walking forward and pausing for a lot longer than usual. He mouths the words "I Told You So", and slaps he ground and performs his turret taunt as fireworks go off behind him. One more punch in the air and The Animal makes his way towards the ring.

Batista walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring, to get a microphone. He looks at Christian and laughs as a mic is placed in his hand. The music stops and Batista waits a few seconds before he address the CWF Universe, and the newly crowned CWF Champion.

The Animal, Batista: Are you freakin' kidding me? No, I mean honestly, your... the champion? I knew that War was the superior brand before Cyber Sunday but Christ this is ridiculous. But before I get to you, let me speak to MY Monday Night Fans.

The crowd boo as Batista unclasps his CWF Heavyweight Championship belt from around his waist.

I told you all this was coming, I don't know why your so surprised. With Chris Jericho too scared to face me for his title, his "muscle" shall we say was shown to be the exact opposite of that, as I had him squirming in the Batista Bite, showing my true diversity and true grit that it indeed takes to become champion. You might not remember but when I came here to CWF and took out your fan-boy John Cena, destroyed him to the point that he had to be dragged out of here a bloody mess, I told every single one of you that this sight was going to be an inevitable future!

He then lifts the title belt up above his head and smiles cockily. He drops it onto his shoulder and begins to divert his attention over to Christian.

Now Christian, if you want to walk around here for the next seven days proclaiming that your a true champion, then honestly that is fine by me. The fact is that just like it was before Cyber Sunday, no-one is going to be listening to a word you say as per usual. Last night I came out here and done what no-one thought was possible, and that is beat this companies first ever Intercontinental Champion, with the World Champion in his corner. I overcome the unbeatable odds and I truly became a champion. But, Christian, prey tell me, what do you accomplish last night? Really, what exactly did you achieve? Showing the whole world how much of a kiss-ass you are to Shawn Michaels, with all this Bret Hart talk to boot? Or the fact that you can nearly lose a match against someone who had already been beaten up earlier on in the night?

You see to me, the way you won the belt was taking the easy way out, you never beat anyone, your friend super-kicked a man and made a quick-count. But that option is not going to be available on Nitro, it is going to be me, and you, one on one, and Christian, I have just become the champion for the first time, and I have no intention of doing what you seem to do and that's keep losing the big one. Your going to make me the goldfish? I see that highly unlikely when you fit the bill so much nicer, I mean, your hair colors the same, and fish can't keep anything around their waist. You might have had to beat two men, one already fatigued.... but to even get my shot, I had to beat three fresh guys at the same time, and even that I done with an unbelievable amount of ease! And Jericho wasn't injured. He was too afraid to get in the ring with me, and if you had any amount of brains in that head of yours, you'd go the same route, drop the title belt and head on out of here.

At least that way you would be able to come back and fight another day. At least that way you would be able to re-focus your career on maybe becoming the Intercontinental Champion. Because Christian there is something you need to realize. The man who beat you for the title Kane, the same man that you never ended up beating afterwards.... I beat him, and I beat him easily, with him being the pinnacle of Thursday night Honor. At the time he was the best your brand had to offer and I brushed him aside simply as if he wasn't there! Like I did to Matt Hardy, like I did to Wade Barrett, and like I am ultimately next Monday, going to do to you. There will be an Uprising Christian, oh there will be an Uprising. But as the poster shows, its the Uprising of The Animal.

​

 

[Chriss]

Aries Promo

Lights in the arena are cut of. Music starts to play. You can see those purple wings on the WARtron. Austin Aries is here tonight after being attacked by Zack Ryder this Sunday.

Aries is comming to the ring in his tipical pink jacket. He is walking down the ramp, stops in front one of our fans, tries to shake his hand but at the last second, Aries pulls his hand back and smiles.

Austin´s almost in the ring,he jumps up on the apron and pulls his hands up in the air.

JR:Austin is standing in the ring with a mic in his hands. We´re gonna take a look to what he has to say when we return.

Austin Aries:

„Tonight, I´m here to adress a couple of people. You see people, every single week when I come out here you booo´ me. You should be booin´ yourselfes. You booo´d me this Sunday. I came out to the ring after I was attacked by that jerk Zack Ryder. And you boo me? Scott Hall didn´t even show up to face me like a man that he said he is.Why don´t you go ahead and boo him?. He´s your idol, your hero. But gues what, your hero didn´t show up and you know why? He fears me. “

Fans start to booo´ Austin Aries again while he´s talking about Scott Hall.

„Yes, it´s true. After I hit him whit a Brainbuster on WAR, He´s no longer a CWF Superstar. I didn´t have my match on Cyber Sunday, but I have a damn good feeling that I forced Scott Hall to retire. Yes, people are saing that he was released but c´moon. Everybody knows the truth Scott. Who else can say that he ended career of a man without having a single match? NOBODY accept me, A Double Austin Aries! Enough about Scott Hall, Now I´ll answer the guestion that everybody asked me. Why did I attack R-Truth? I don´t know. You see "ninja", he prety much impresed me. But it still wasn´t enough. Truth, don´t take it personaly. I said a couple of times that I´m going throght everybody. When I attacked you, I wasn´t much happy about it but now I´m glad that I did it. You know, because of it I´m in a title picture."

"Now, there is another assh**e that I´d like to talk about. His name is Zack Ryder.“

Crowd starts to cheer when Aries says the name of Zack Ryder

Austin Aries:

„ How can you cheer that talentless idiot? He comes out here, cuts a one minute promo and you love him? Zack, you´ve had no reason to come out there and hit me with a Rough Ryder. I know that you´re not a hundred percent fit in your head but I never thought that you´re that much stupid. Now I´m not out here to cry like a baby. I´m here to tell that tonight, you´re not walking out with a Hardcore Title. Yeah, this Sunday you were the last man standing. Tonight, You ain´t gonna be.Tonight I´ve got two things on my mind. Number one, beat you down like I did to Scott Hall and number two, winnig the Hardcore Championship.“

„I have no problem taking out Ryder and Truth. But there is one man left. The new CWF Hardcore Champion, Triple H. Triple H,you finaly won the Hardcore Title. Congratulations. Congratulations to you because you have that pleasure to be the man who I´m taking that title away from. You´re walking around with Stephanie like a big boss. Who would you feel about Stephanie pushing your sorry ass on a wheelchair after tonight? I´m pretty sure that I´ll like don´t ya? Scott Hall is no longer here to help you. You may won the title on your own but that was just a luck. Seriously, do you even think that tonight you´re walking out The Hardcore Champion? If you do, then I´m gonna beat that crap of your head as quickly as I can. Hahaha, Hahaha!“

Aries pulls his head up, closes his eyes and slowly pulls his hands up.

Austin Aries:

„Two weeks ago when I made me very first appearence here on CWF I said that I´m here to be the best. Tonight I´m going to prove it with making history. I´ll be the very first man to win a title in my first match here. I´m not a hardcore wrestler. I don´t really know how to move myself in this tipe of a match. But I´m the smartes man in this match.The Greatest Man that ever lived and ever will live. Guys, I hope that tonight you´re gonna perform in your Top Levels because I´m bringing my A Double level and that´s a one level above everybodies level.

Austin Aries Drops down the mic and goes to backstage.​

 

[Deuce]

Woo Woo Woo, You Know It​

Ryder's theme song "Radio" hits the titantron and the crowd goes wild, Ryder comes out and quickly makes his way to the ring with a huge grin on his face.

He has a microphone in his hand and he begins to speak.

"Aries, Truth... are you boys done with your little sad stories? I don't know about you guys but I found there little sob stories pathetic. Boo Woo, no one cares about you guys so stop trying to make it seem like people do care. No one wants to see some whack job and some jobber talk smack about people like me and Triple H, broskis.... your not even in my league. Truth, you need to realise who the real man here is and back down, there is no way some lunatic like you can defeat a bro like me so don't even act like you can."

Ryder walks around the ring as the crowd cheers for him, Truth looks around angrily at the crowd and they begin to start cheering Boo Woo, Boo Woo, Boo Woo. Ryder laughs then begins to speak once again.

"Austin, do I really need to explain to you why I attacked you? You are one broski I do not like, at all. Your just somebody that thinks he is above everyone when he is really on the lowest of the low. I did the fans a favour last night by attacking you, no one wanted to see you, they only wanted to see me knock you on your ass. Why don't you show that you deserve this title shot? Why don't you come back out here and stand face to face with me?"

Zack Ryder waits but nothing happens, he chuckles then walks around the ring glancing over at Truth from time to time. He picks the microphone up again and speaks.


"Now, about the Hardcore champion Triple H. Congratulations on your big title win bro, much respect from me, can't wait to go toe-to-toe with a man like you. You really are the only guy that intimidates me in this match...."

Ryder looks back at Truth, chuckles then speaks again.

"It is definitely gonna be difficult to take that belt from you but I will be throwing my A-Game at you bro so you better bring all you got. I can't believe it though, I will be stepping in the ring with a man like Triple H already? That was a dream of mine when I first entered wrestling now here I am. I speak of Hunter as a bro but in the match, I will show no remorse. That title will belong to this guy right here! Much respect for you Hunter but I gotta get that title off your waist...."

Ryder turns around quickly and looks at Truth, Truth opens his mouth to speak but is cut off by Ryder.

"I don't care what you think, you just sit there and keep your crazy little mouth shut."

Truth opens his mouth again but is cut off once again.

"Didn't you hear what I just said, keep your mouth..."

Ryder is interrupted....​