CWF 2011: Trashtalking - Invasion #1 (Merging Issue)

[Andrew]

Live From, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, Ohio

OFFICIAL THEME SONG:
Godsmack - Cryin' Like A Bitch!!
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MATCH CARD:
Finlay© vs. Edge - CWF Heavyweight Championship Match

Christian vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Kevin Thorn - Triple Threat for the CWF Championship

The Coven vs. New Age Outlaws vs. Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore vs. R.E.M.E.D.Y. vs. Emperors of Royalty for CWF Tag Team Championships

Jimmy Jacobs vs. John Morrison in a Cleveland Free-For-All

Cody Rhodes vs. The Rock

Chris Jericho vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Batista vs. Kane

Sheamus vs. John Cena - Hardcore Championship Match

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[Andrew]

Match Banner and first match announced with the card banner!

 

[BronzyCoder]

CWF 2011: Trashtalking - Invasion #2

As some CWF faithful are already in attendance despite Invasion being a while to wait for, they aren't quite disappointed yet. As they seem to be what you'd call the "Hardcore" fans, as a certain man's song sounds, surprisingly a few cheers are heard.

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"Break the Walls Down" graces the fans' presence as Jericho himself appears from the curtain. His suit is unbuttoned, so you know now that he means business, even moreso than usual. He stands on the stage, microphone already in hand, and readjusts his jacket before walking his way down the aisle. He's already near the ring, as he marches his way up the steel steps provided for him.

Jericho quickly steps inbetween the ropes and into the ring. He walks back and forth as he speaks into the microphone.

Jericho:Austin, Austin, Austin. Poor little Stone Cold. It seems to me, ladies and gentlemen, and I use both those terms very loosely, that the so called "Baddest SOB" of this business has a bit of a head injury caused by yours truly. You see, I'm not just the best in the world at one thing. Oh no. I'm THE. Best in the world. At what I do. People often ask what I do, and the answer to that is...whatever I want. It's truly just down to that, it's simple if you apes attempted to understand it, I'm simply the best in whatever I choose. Whether it's wrestling in this ring, talking on this microphone, or...cracking a man's skull open with a microphone, I'm the best. It's not CM Punk, for all his shirts and the overinflated ego he's grown due to how you hypocrites overrate him. It's not Finlay, his belt can keep him warm for now, but that can change in a heartbeat when I'm around. It most certainly isn't Brock Lesnar. Just because you can sneak attack me, and grab me by the hair because a general manager shows bias does not mean you are better than me.

Jericho stares emotionlessly into a nearby camera as he speaks. He stops pacing for a minute to keep scowling at it, but decides to keep doing his journey of the ring while he talks.

Jericho:And if there is one man, who I KNOW is not the best in the world, if there is one man I KNOW I can beat, then it has to be none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. The man so many of you seem to be in support of, you cheer him, you encourage his ridiculous antics, and with hypocrites like you in the stands, should I be shocked? Austin, you're their puppet. You always have been, you've known it and you've accepted it. You seem to be the man who fights any kind of authority, but you'll do anything as long as you ask them first. Give you a... "Hell yeah?" To me, Steve, that sounds an awful lot like asking for permission. Is it possible that the great Stone Cold would ask for permission? It wouldn't surprise me. Let me tell you people a story.

Jericho:It was 2001, and I was a shining star. Myself and Austin, two of the biggest names you could get. But I was always better and he knew it. At the time, you great big bad hero, did whatever a certain corporate owner would tell him to do. He'd look to him for guidance, he'd want him to have his back, this same man he humiliated and embarrassed, as well as his family. You, myself, and another man were scheduled to face for the WWF Title at the King of The Ring. It was going to be incredible, three great superstars going at it. But that's it Steve, that one man in the middle was the weak link. He couldn't beat you, you pinned him to get the victory and I dropped him like a bad habit as soon as I could. I then went on to Vengeance in 2001, and I'll tell you this again, I BEAT you, not just PINNED you as you like to argue, for the WWF Title. I then beat the Rock for the World Title, and became the greatest champion in the history of this entire business. So tell me, Austin....who are you? To me, it seems you're nothing more than a...

Jericho looks to continue, but suddenly a sound that's intensified cheers throughout the years shakes the arena.​

OOC: GL, Hoov. Hope we can make this a good one.

 

[BronzyCoder]

I think this needs a little updating. If you go by the card, we only have one match with the PPV in nine days.

 

[Andrew]

Honor just went up. I'll update this soon

 

[Andrew]

Matches announced, banners will be up Sunday Night sometime.

 

[Andrew]

CWF Invasion: Jimmy Jacobs vs. John Morrison

The camera lights up, a shadow is then seen.

Jimmy Jacobs;

'Shadow, what you see is how I live my life. You cannot see my face, you can only see my movements, where I am is something you do not know. Visions blurred like paper being burnt, perhaps an envision to say. The air that surrounds me right now is nothing but pollution, the smoke pouring from certain factories giving me asphyxiation. These pavements nothing but hard cement, the bright sun shining down... There's no darkness at all. For four days, I walked down M-115 S with Daffney and Justin Gabriel... Walking because we are unable to purchase plane tickets and live the luxury that you do John Morrison. These four days, torrential rain drenched my clothing... We slept in mud whilst rats ran by, can you imagine the scene John? Your luxurious life is no match for our lives, as a young kid... I was in the playground on the swing... I was alone. Nobody around, the rain decided to sweep by, the wind bellowed like never before... The swing lifted me higher than ever. I was blown off the swing and I came crashing down, my head hitting the pavement so hard. I was hospitalized for days, weeks even... When I woke up, everything changed... Nothing was bright anymore. Everything I see is black and white. I don't remember much of my childhood, my memory keeps telling me I used to sit under a tree on a hill in Grand Rapids, Michigan as I'd look over the city. What my vision would show me was nothing but emptiness, the city would be without electricity it was nothing but darkness. So John, when you come out to your entrance music, bright lights and flares are lit off... These colors are blinding, I am one who doesn't like color, I am one who's going to change you and put you into the darkness.

The lights in the arena goes off, purple hue hovers the ring... Music blasts from the PA System.

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Ironman by Black Sabbath begins playing as the lights are still dark, after a minute of the song being played we see Jimmy Jacobs by the corner turnbuckle as he sits down and begins speaking.

What I did last week on WAR was needed John. I am not forces with Sheamus or anybody, I am a force of the darkness. I will do what I'm told to do, I placed barbed wire over you for a reason John, you've never inflicted pain in your life, you've failed to experience pain. I had to deliver a message from the man down under, I had to paint you in red and at Invasion, I'll do the exact same thing but worse. Nobody has ever seen what I'm accumulated to, these people in the audience will have nightmares for the rest of their lives. Your glorious looks, the shining glitter on your abs, your girlfriend Melina... They all will feel the wrath of the 'Trio of Darkness'. Justin and Daffney will be with me at Invasion, we're never alone... We're a trio. So close your eyes John because the moment your eyes are slashed left to right, you'll become blind... There will be no luxury for you to see, the moment I choke you into the darkness is the moment you suffer from Asphyxiation and the rest... is just a paroxysm.

OOC: Good luck Awesome Miz, the darkside is now here... Let's go at least 3-3.

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[Andrew]

CWF Invasion (CWF Championship Match): Christian vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Kevin Thorn

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'Nonpoint - Vengeance' begins playing throughout the PA System as Christian slowly walks from behind the curtain, the crowd is giving him a mixed-reaction but cheers are heard. Christian is making his way down to the ring as he steps up on the steel steps before laughing at the crowd and taking the microphone.

Christian;

How many freakin' times do I need to repeat myself around here to make a point? Last week I went out to the ring and said I will beat The Rock and Cody Rhodes, I did just that. It's déjà vu for me in all honesty, I faced Cody Rhodes the week before and I was so close to having him beat in this very ring only for The Rock to interfere. Turns out The Rock wasn't impressed with the fact I beat him days before a Pay-Per-View where Finlay defeated him. But you know what? The Rock was a former CWF Heavyweight Champion, not only I've beaten him once but I've now beaten him twice! I've beaten champions after champions and now I'm on Honor searching for competition, this tournament felt like a give-a-way for me. I should already be CWF Champion but like usual the management continues to see right through me, it's almost like I'm useless around this place. Seventeen years it took me, seventeen long years it took me before I became CWF Heavyweight Champion and while that was short lived the days are once here again. Nobody can screw my chances up right now, I have everything in my path for what it takes to be a Champion. When I look at Brock Lesnar, he's already an Intercontinental Champion and management wants to ruin the prestige of the Intercontinental Championship by allowing Brock to try win this? It's not going to happen Brock. I will not allow the prestige of a Championship to be ruined like that and here's the thing Joey Styles, maybe you should look at your roster carefully because I'm a man who is at the top of the league. I am your first CWF Champion and I don't give a damn if you like me or not Joey, the fact you're already killing prestige to a Championship title makes me churn in my stomach!

Christian has a furious look on him as the crowd boo's heavily.

So you people rather see Brock Lesnar become an Intercontinental Champion and CWF Champion at the same time?

The crowd some-what cheers for this, Christian is just as hated by all.

I don't care what you inbred morons think about this decision, it's blasphemy! Joey Styles threw tag teams into single wrestlers, he threw in a Champion into this because he felt he didn't have enough competitors. Do you see how stupid Joey Styles is here? Our General Manager doesn't know what's best for the company, neither did Taz on WAR. Both ECW Alumni's are trying to screw me over, I was on ECW for a short time during 2009-2010 and I became ECW Champion but that's accumulated to nothing for me. ECW was a freakin' joke to me and it's probably why Joey Styles hates me so much. But here's the thing, this entire tournament, the idea... it's blasphemy and I'll continue to say that until Joey gets the point. But let's get back to the subject shall we folks? I don't care if you're listening or not, the fact is I've been a Champion here in CWF before, better than the Intercontinental Championship. I'm at a league higher and in all honesty Brock should be defending his Intercontinental Championship at Invasion, until Paul Heyman screws up for him and he loses the belt... Then just maybe Brock could be given a chance but the fact he's given the chance here at Invasion is a complete mistake. I know what you're like Paul... you're just a mouthpiece for him because Brock hasn't learned his ABC's quite well or has learned any grammar during school... You know Paul, Brock reminds me of the guy in the movie 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest', he could never talk... if he did it'd be a bunch of words that just mumbles. Paul, you and Brock alone... both irrelevant and you both accumulate to nothing in this business. While you've been on some undefeated run this is as close as you'll get to being CWF Champion!

The crowd boo's heavier than ever, Christian smiles.

But of course, of course... I cannot forget the other person in this match. You know it kind of slipped my mind that he was in this match to be honest, almost like when I was part of 'The Brood', yeah... I was once part of that stupid 'Gothic Lifestyle' with Kevin's buddy Gangrel. But you see, I don't need to live a lifestyle like that... It's quite alluring that Edge managed to get me to join the 'darkside' for a few months but I see Gangrel has attempted to put a potion on you. So Kevin, this 'Twilight' Saga of yours, it doesn't impress me at all. The fact you're willing to put us in the darkness and do things like intimate bonding, chains and whips... Come on, it's not what we want to hear Kevin. I know Ariel is tempted to get into anyone's pants but it just does my mind to how a woman who looks like that could get lucky with guys... Ah wait, at times we're desperate. Your thirst for blood is like my thirst for victory Kevin, while you've made it this far in the tournament all you had to do was face The Miz who hasn't done anything here in CWF ever. You faced Road Dogg last week who is one half of a tag team, a member who shouldn't even be representing this tournament. So Kevin, now you've met your match... This isn't about who can dress up as Edward Cullen the best, this isn't about who can drink more blood than the other... This is a match where blood, sweat and tears will rectify us all, this is a match where I, Christian will walk away the very first CWF Champ-

Instantly Christian is cut off...

OOC: Best of luck Slim & Sam!



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[Andrew]

Banners uploaded.

 

[Andrew]

Sorry New Age Outlaws, forgot to add you onto the banner and text.

 

[Slim]

Christian is cut off by the lights as they cut off all over the arena. And then a haunting theme begins.

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â€Trauma†by Tech N9ne begins to play through the arena as the lights come back on and on the stage stand the most powerful duo in CWF. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman.



The duo make their way down the ramp. Paul walks up the steps and enters the ring as Brock hops from the floor to the apron. He enters the ring as Paul has a mic in hand.



Heyman: What we have here is a failure in Christian wanting to make excuse after excuse. What we have is a boy living in fear named Christian that wants everything to do with keeping Brock away from this match. What we have… is a coward named Christian that wants to ensure he has a chance at winning the title but as soon as it was known that Brock would be in this match he knew that his chances were dashed, he knew that he no longer stood a prayer of a chance in the match. He then knew that all that he had worked towards was going to me a swift and brutal ending. Christian… Let me educate you on something. Christian, you were once a guy that was on the path to doing something great but along the way… you lost your balls and now you are wearing tampons because your pussy is leaking. You sound like a woman on her period. But let me introduce you to something. Something that you should take some time to read up on. The author… the greatest war general… Sun Tzu. The book is titled Art of War. And a quote which is what he lived by… “Every battle is won before it is ever fought..†Now you may be wondering what does that has to do with anything. It has everything to do with where you stand, where your stance is… and why not only is Brock so successful now but why he will be after the night is over. He sees himself winning already whereas you’re only a little kid hoping that you can stand a chance and last.

And that is the difference between Brock and a boy like you Christian. Brock has the mind to understand what Sun Tzu is talking about and takes that out into the ring each and every week. That is why he is in this match. That is why he is already a champion and that is why at the end of the night he will become a double champion. Because he already knows that the battle is his to win and that he will walk out victorious. You on the other hand think that he is a simple minded meat head. But there lies the reason why you would think that. The complexities of his thought process far exceed anything you could possibly comprehend. Put all of that together Christian and what you see is a man that seems to mumble because the other isn’t intelligent enough to understand. You are of the mindset that you are the brightest, that you are the greatest, that you are the best, that you have all the tools. We’ve heard it all before and each one of those people have fallen at his feet. You are no different. You are merely just a sheep being lead to the slaughter and you haven’t even realized it yet. Both you and Thorn are going to be involved in a war with my client Brock and all you can do is hope… all you can do is pray that you can win.



Heyman: Sun Tzu would look at Brock and knows that he embodies everything that he ever said about war. About the mindset of war. He would look at you and wonder if you are a transsexual. He would look at Thorn and wonder what the hell went wrong. You two are in for the fight of your lives… a fight that you and Thorn have no business being in and will stand no chance at winning. You are too weak, too feeble, and can’t seem to focus enough to create a coherent thought. Just the lights going off was enough to throw you off your game. It was enough to stop your train of thought and you still have not regained it. Brock? He is a man possessed. That is why we changed the entrance theme because it fits. You pick a song that sounds pretty, that sounds nice but you do not fit it. We pick this because we will cause trauma to each and every person that has the unfortunate task of having to face off against this monster inside of the ring.

Christian, Thorn, CWF Honor, the time is coming. War tried to hold Brock back because he held the Intercontinental title. Honor recognizes true talent and that is why Brock is not only in this match but will win this match. And then… and only then will War realized the star that it missed out on, Honor will realize the star that it picked up, and CWF will realize… trauma. Ladies and gentlemen, the pain has arrived and it will be unleashed. The only question left is… will you be able to survive? Or should he go ahead and put you out of your misery.

Heyman lowers his mic awaiting anybody to speak up.​

 

[Sam]

The lights suddenly go down inside the arena and the familiar whisperings of The Coven's theme begin to be heard throughout the arena.

YO, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?, STEPPING INTO THE REALM
OF THE DEADLY
SINISTER
VAMPIRE WARRIOR!

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'Fangin' n' Bangin' hits the PA system and the crowd begin to stir, in fear and in hatred they boo the immediate entrance of The Coven. A fiery circle forms on the stage, and from the fire emerge Kevin Thorn, Ariel by his side and his minions trailing behind him. They walk out from the fire in that order as the crowd begin to rain down with boo's.

The blood thirsty cult make their ways down the ramp as a unit as the crowd continue to boo. Thorn has not take his eyes off of Lesnar and Christian since he emerged from the fiery pit. Ariel takes the lead and walks round to the side of the ring, she then props herself up and then gets herself into her signature bat pose as Kevin Thorn locks lips with her. Ariel then swings down and sits on the middle rope and allows Thorn to enter. Judas Mesias has slithered into the ring at this point. Gangrel stands on the ring steps, goblet of blood in hand. He takes a gulp before spitting the blood up into the air, it lands down on him covering him in blood. Gangrel then steps into the ring. The lights then return to their normal state as Ariel hands Kevin Thorn the microphone.

Kevin Thorn: Foolish. Both of you, foolish. You both speak like the truest form of mortals, speaking of past accomplishments, the art of battle, and how you both know you're going to be the new champion here on Honour. Well, that isn't very honourable is it now?. No. For you seem to have forgotten a very important factor in your process of finding that you will be the winner... and that factor, is me, 'The Master of Macabre' Kevin Thorn. Many have doubted me in the past, and many have fallen to my moonlight menace... fallen by the wayside as the bloody revolution takes grip. The Miz was first, a weakling, found and slaughtered for the runt dost not survive in the wild, and believe me this is the wild. Next, it was the one who calls himself Road Dogg... Jesse James, he was slaughtered as well, much in the vein of the old tale of Old Yeller... when something get's old... when something loses it's worth to the world... it has to be taken out the back and, removed. Survival of the fittest is the way nature intended us to live... but us unnatural beings will always be top of the foodchain...

The crowd boo and begin to chant 'Ed-Ward Cull-En!', Thorn ignores this, merely rising a smirk at the crowd.

Firstly we have Christian... a man who was once part of a group led by my brother in darkness, Gangrel. Gangrel knew then that he was not of the same blood as us... he was not strong enough to live in moonlight and eternal darkness with us... and as such was destined to fail. And that failure seems to be the epitome of your character Christian. You fail at every hurdle... you failed to live in darkness... you failed to win the World Heavyweight Championship on numerous occasions and now you fail to see that it is not the failure of our General Manager, Joseph Styles, but your own personal failure that will lead to your demise at Invasion. You seem devoid of any sense of reality... you do not have the guile... you do not have the physical attributes... you do not have the basic tenacity needed to compete with the ungodly warrior, that is your future World Champion, Kevin Thorn.

The crowd cheer as Christian is verbally put down by Kevin Thorn.

And you can claim to be part of some conspiring by the ECW Alumni of Tazz and Joseph Styles... mere ramblings of a man who know's deep down that he is not capable of overcoming his fears of both me and Brock Lesnar. Don't try and conceal it Christian, for it is painfully obvious... it's in your eyes... I can smell it, Christian you, on the inside, are trembling with fear... and it is that fear along with your incompetence that will cause your demise. It is that fear and that incompetence, and your unreasonable views of this company that will cost you your chance of glory... that, and of course the complete destruction that these bloodstained hands will cause... you say it isn't about blood?... well Christian just how do you intend to compete when your blood is drained dry from your body... and believe me Christian... I am more than willing to do so.

Christian grimaces as Thorn bares his teeth for everyone to see, laughing maniacally. Thorn turns to face Brock Lesnar.

You... Brock Lesnar, are another beast altogether. And it is that single word 'beast' that best describes you. You display incredible power... speed... technical ability... but you certainly lack the mind power, which explains why you do not speak. However your agent, Paul Heyman raises many good points... mainly in relation to Sun Tzu, and the phrase 'every battle is won before it is ever fought'. Now you may have it in your head Brock, if anything happens to exist between your ears, that you have this battle won already. You seem willing to believe that to be the case. But I have a serious question to ask... what if someone else believes they shall win the war?. What if someone else, deep down in their cold, blackest of immortal heart believes that he shall win the battle. Brock, Paul... that man is none other than the lord of evil and darkness that stands before you as we speak.


The crowd give a mixed reaction as Thorn and Lesnar share a staredown.

Lesnar, you may not consider me a threat... but I beg of you to reconsider for I display much more of a threat than any other man you will come to face in this company. How high that places me is anyone's guess... but it certainly makes me your worst possible nightmare. Now Brock, I imagine that you are not a squeemish man... I gather that you have no fear of the dark, of blood, of unearthly creatures but that does not make you exempt from feeling the wrath of total darkness. And that wrath you WILL feel. You shall be cast down like any other who comes to cross the path of blood that The Coven shall pave... you may be stronger, faster, more animalistic... but no animal is safe from The Coven... and as I previously said, the unnatural creatures will always rain supreme over even the strongest of natural beasts... Lesnar... you along with Christian shall be cast to the darkest depths at Invasion... and then what will take place is the beginning... of the end.​

 

[The Hoov]

*GLASS SHATTERS*

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The sound of the glass shattering startles Jericho as “The Texas Rattlesnakeâ€￾ Stone Cold Steve Austin appears, more pissed off than usual. Austin walks down the ramp with a microphone in hand. He enters the ring and scales each turnbuckle to salute his fans but never taking his eye off of Jericho. HE climbs down and starts in on Jericho.

Stone Cold: Jericho, what else you got left to say? What else is there left to come spewin' out of your damn mouth because with each word that leaves that mouth of yours, the more and more pissed off I become. Jericho, ya' come out here and spin wise tales out of your ass just to make yourself look like a million bucks. Let me remind you of somethin': Your ass ain't never beat me clean, one-on-one. It's plain and simple. You wanna look at the history books in black and white, go ahead and kid yourself, but without help, your ass can't touch what I've done. Ya' see, in this ring, ain't nobody better than Stone Cold Steve Austin. The fact of the matter is, I find it insulting when I got some mealy-mouthed punk comin' out here week after week after week claimin' to be what I already am.


The crowd starts clapping in agreement as Jericho looks on in utter disgust. Austin continues.

Stone Cold: Look at me, ya dumb piece of trash! What ya' did to me on the Highlight Reel, I ain't forgotten. Ya' bashed me over the head with a damn microphone and made my ass bleed, for the first time in a long time. Jericho, let me congratulate you on somethin'. Ya' see, I haven't been the same Stone Cold in the CWF as I was in the past. I can admit that. I haven't had that same level of intesnity but you just opened up the flood gates, ya' dumb son of a bitch. That microphone shot was all that it took to unleash somethin' inside me that hasn't been seen in a long time. Jericho, I've been on a roll as of late. I beat the damn World Champ Finlay. What in the hell have you done, son? Not a damn thing so before you pop off about bein' better than me, face the facts and the fact is you were never, are not, and will never be better than Stone Cold Steve Austin.


Austin turns his back on Jericho purposely and then begins to taunt Jericho.

Stone Cold: C'mon Jericho. I want ya' to get the first shot in here. Go ahead and bash my head in again with a microphone. Go ahead and come on! DO IT DAMNIT! I'M BEGGIN' YA! Go ahead and piss me off more. I want it. COME ON!


Jericho remains firm and does not. Austin turns back around and looks at Jericho dumbfounded.


Stone Cold: That's just what I thought because you know exactly what is waitin' on your ass. Jericho, at Invasion, I am gonna whip your ass all over Cleveland, Ohio and when I'm done, they're gonna have to pry your ass off the mat because I'm gonna stomp the world's biggest damn mudhole in your ass and walk it dry! Jericho, look at me. I am The Best in the World at What I Do and What I Do is open up cans of Whoop Ass. You want some?


Austin gets in Jericho's face as Jericho rebuts.​

 

[Andrew]

I'll add Sheamus vs. Cena match banner later.

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[Andrew]

OOC: Can we leave it 1-1-1 ?

I got matches to write for CWF with Invasion being this week, TT'ing and such. We all cool with this?