CWF 2011: Trashtalking - Invasion #1 (Merging Issue)

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God Save Our Gracious Queen!

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The British national anthem plays over the PA system and it is greeted with a standing ovation of boos. Four men come out onto the stage and begin singing. The expected two, Wade Barrett & William Regal are accompanied by two men, one is Dave Taylor while the other man is unknown. They walk down the ramp and the boos are deafening. As they climb into the ring, Regal snatches a mic of an announcer. They look around at the crowd and then at the men in the ring before Regal begins.

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William Regal: Shut the bloody hell up. You will respect us and we want it now. As your future CWF Tag Team Champions we demand it. Now, we are getting sick of hearing these talentless inbreeds come out here and run their mouths. You see, welcome to the British Emperors our manager Dave Taylor and our latest member Robbie Brookside. I suggest you all shut your mouths and listen up. We will have no problem in dismantling every single one of you. We’ve heard a lot about these tag teams and to be perfectly honest, the belts should have just been given to us. We are by far the best in this business and nobody can say otherwise. We came and despatched of Air Boom on our debut. Have you seen them since? No, we put them out of CWF and I guarantee you, we will be ending more careers on Sunday. What’s this, Matt Hardy Version 8 or how many times you’ve been reborn or a new genesis. Looks like you went back to the past. Well, we’ll make sure you stay there.

The crowd boo this comment

Wade Barrett: Shut up! We as your superiors demand you listen. We are facing four other tag teams at Invasion. None of them have a hope in hell. We have heard four teams come out here and speak the biggest load of crap I have ever seen and to be quite frank, I’m sick of it. First we have those Twilight wanabees The Coven come out here and talk out here. Ariel a queen? Don’t make me laugh, the only queen that is relevant is her majesty Elizabeth. The English queen, you know that language you are speaking? It belongs to her you filthy idiots. I can promise you right now that you won’t be winning any gold at Invasion. So you wanabees vampires can drink the blood that is pouring out of your bodies once we are finished with you.

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The crowd gives a huge boo.

Robbie Brookside: All of you shut your pointless lives. You see, my boys here Wade & Bill will capture those titles at Invasion and there is nothing anybody can do about it. R.E.M.E.D.Y as you are called, you really think that you can win this match. Sorry to break the bad news for you, the gold will be coming home with us. Shortly after that, I will be on my way to becoming the CWF Champion. Whether that be Kevin Thorn, Christian or Brock Lesnar that wins. Now, Jesse Ventura, I’ve never seen a bigger idiot than you. You brought a joke of a team here and I’ll tell you right now that you are a target. You want to know what happens when you are on the British Emperors’ hit list? Go ask Air Boom.

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The crowd let out a huge disapproval.

Dave Taylor: Too many times now have I watched this program and too many times I’ve been disappointed. Well it all ends now! We got the big bad DX here. DX, New Age Outlaws whatever they are. They’re perhaps the biggest bunch of pussies I have ever had the displeasure of watching. I see them every week come out here pandering to these clueless people in attendance. Well to tell you the truth, you are both morons for it. They don’t care about you. When we put you out of action, they won’t be chanting DX or anything. They’ll just move on to the next fool who tries to be the good guy. You’ll see soon enough when my boys are all champions and you’ll think ‘Why didn’t we listen to those English guys.’ I tell you right now, you are looking at the next CWF Tag Team Champions.

Taylor lowers the mic.
 

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Cena looks around the arena then steps forward with his finger pointing towards Sheamus as he issues a reply to the current Champion.


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John Cena
Woah, um okay then, did yall get any of that, could you maybe repeat that last part for me.Sorry man its just no one can really understand you man. But see I did hear a few things so Ill adress them first, then we will discuss some more important issues. Firstly Cena can't wrestle. Really Shemus, really that older than my mayonnaise joke man are you seriously going to go down that path. Obviously yourve been to busy hiding in the corner of your basement depriving yourself from any sunlight to see that John Cena has changed. And to be one hundred percent honest that doesn't both me. Because that is going to work to my advantage when I have you on my shoulders as I stand on the barricade and deliver that mighty FU through the announce table. Cena can't wrestle haha tell that to Triple H, Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle, the three greats I beat the last few weeks. By the way Kurt if your watching I found someone whiter than you are. So lets be honest Sheamus, Cena CAN Wrestle an ill prove it this Sunday when I whip you ass all over this ring. If you dont believe me thats fine I can live with that, its cool. But come monday morning the only one whos black and blue will be you.

The fans cheer as Cena laughs and shrugs his shoulders. He waits for the crowd to silence before he continues.

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John Cena
Now about your title theres no doubt your a great champion. Like I said I was impressed watching Finlay beat your ass on Monday night. The fact is Sheamus that I dont ike you either and its simply due to the fact that you have what I want. So we can both agree that while this title is around neither of us are going to get along. But you say you a Celtic Warrior and have the strength of one hndred Irish men. I believe you I mean its not hard since most Irish men are leprechauns and all. Fact is Warrior Im a solider of the Chain Gang variety. And sorry to inform you that we never back down. So as far as seeing how fast I run Sheamus thats only going to happen when Im chasing you down. Because like I said before John Cena has never backed down from a fight and this Sunday wil be no acception. Because I am going to come out here and beat you down so hard that no matter what the outcome you will have to spend the next 9 months of your career on the shelf. And to be one hundred percent honest Sheamus I have wanted this match since I joined this business because who better to prove to the world that John Cena is the new powerhouse in CWF than the Hardcore champion Sheamus.

John decides that he is tired of this pointless argument and wants to rap things up so he restarts his rap. As the fans Cheer again he continues.

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John Cena
So my loyal troops Ill end on this because Im tired of this muppets act. Im gonna beat him down on Sunday and win that title, thats a fact. He comes out here and tells me John Cena that I can't rap, Sheamus I majored in Thuganomics, you my friend majored in crap. The time has now come Sheamus for the words and taunts to come to an end, Im sorry but its time to fight and Ill win that fight my friend. Because The Chain Gangs here we are in the house, you got nothing here that can stop us. Youve got less fight in you Sheamus than a in heat female porous. Now its true that Cleveland is one of my favourite towns it has dealt me my fair share of luck, and on Sunday it continues when I pin you 1 . 2 . 3 you shmuck. Then Ill go on to beat Edge or Finlay and combine the titles its simple as that, you really think I care what happens to this joker here hell probably end up like Mark Henry and just be fat. But to hell with this my time has come and Im taken that God Damn Title. You aint got nothing on me Sheamus and once I win it its staying on my waist for quite a while. But just Like Kurt, Jericho and triple H the Game, you are going to experience first hand how much the new John Cena enjoys to deliver pain.

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Cena Climbs the ring post and poses for the fans as his music begins to play. He smiles as he turns round and stares at Sheamus moving his hands over his waist. Sheamus steps forward and cuts off the music showing he is not done yet.

OCC: Wanted to get a second up because it a pay per view sorry if I left it to late. Hope you can get a second up. GL man will leave 2:2. Have a good one.
 

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Sheamus picks up the mic again and continues ...

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John Cena has changed. Hmm. Strange, because tha only thing, that Oi see changin' are yer T-shirts. On almost every show yer takin' shi't with othe' colou' than on tha previous one. And ya know what is tha funny thing 'bout this Cena? That ye actually rhink, that ye can beat me. And by tha way, yer sayin' just things that Oi've said, but yer sayin' them wron'. Because Oi'll be tha one, who's gonna leave ya black and blue and Cena can't wres'le, that'a fact. John, yer callin' yer finisher "Mighty FU", but I don't see tha point, 'cause even divas have bette' finishing moves and even from divas they a' mo' devastatin'. Like it o' not, this golad is on me shoulde' and it will stay the'e even afte' Sunday. And ye, little poo' kid, can try to do anythin' 'bout it, but I can tell ya roight now, that it won't be enough. Ye maybe defeated few othe' guys ta get he'e in this ring with me and fight fer me titel, but those guys are simply trash. Now yer standin' he'e against tha current champion and Oi can see tha fea' in yer eyes Cena. Yer afraid of what's gonna happen this sunday, because this sunday, I'll beat ya so bad, that everybody in the world will tea' o' bu'n their "Cena T-shirt" ...

Crowd cheers and Sheamus puts the mic in other hand and continues ...

Fella, I hu't people and Oi quite like it. Ye know Oi have it like a hobby. And Oi am again at the point of yer rap. Oi don't know why these people chee' ye afte' a pe'fomance like this. Even me Tha Celtic Warrio' can rap bette' than ye can. Ye wanna proof? He'e it is ...

Sheamus looks at John Cena ...

Ye think yer tough that ye have yer rapping skills,
but that's not true, ya live in some other world, bette' take some pills.
Come this sunday, this gold stays with me by tha way,
and the'e is absolutely nothin' 'bout it ya can say.
Oi am Tha Celtic Warrio' and these people love me,
'cause Oi am what Oi am supposed ta be.
Oi see tha way yer lookin' at that gold,
but ya won't get it, yer fer CWF like a mold.
Maybe yer a winne' of this rappin' contest,
but remembe' ... ins wrestlin' Oi am tha BEST!


Crowd explodes and cheers for Sheamus and Celtic Warrior smiles at Cena. When the crowd is silent once again Sheamsu continues ...

Ya don't like me eithe'. Should Oi say: "Ooh, what a surprise fer me.". Ye know people always don't like their rivals and especially when they a' bette' at what they do. Cena ye know absolutely nothin' 'bout me country and ye bette' watch yer mouth, when ya speak about it. People like me neve' run away frem fight, they always enjoy it and they always win it. Well I didn't want this match with ya, because Oi've got bigge' dogs ta fight, but if the'e's noone else, who would like ta challenge me fo' me titel, it's okay with me. Oi can kick yer arse and than anyone's else. Can ya imagine the pain Oi am gonna put ya in fella? A' ya ready ta take it? Because Oi hope ya have good health insurance, because afte' sunday yer gonna need it. Doesn't matte' how many punches, o' how many "Mighty FUs" yer gonna hit me with. Oi will always have one extra hit. Ye know Cena Oi don't like ya so much, that Oi am gonna Brogue Kick yer teeth down yer throat. Oi am gonna snap yer neck, twist ye inside out, Oi am gonna hu't ye so bad! The'e a' not good wo'ds ta describe ye what Oi am gonna do ta ya. Be prepared fer tha most painful match in yer life, because this sunday, when ya step in this ring wih me, yer steppin' in the ring with uncaged animal, who's very hungry fer blood. And it's gonna be yer blood, that will pour down on tha mat ...

Sheamus drops the microphone and with title on his shoulder leaves the ring ...
 

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With only two matches handed in so far, I have no idea where Dredson is.

I'm writing the CWF Heavyweight Championship match shortly, but the show is expected to be late.
 
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