
1: Anyway, was just thinking about Graves' hair. He's trying that weird-old-CM Punk hair look except without the long hair, and I didn't know that was possible. It looks terrible, but I can almost respect it since he's created a whole new hairstyle!
Nobody will know what I'm talking about here but it's kind of like "progressive" metal. Ya know those bands who have weird tunes and play 20 minute songs that can easily be condensed into 6 but they just have to make them as "epic" as possible by randomly breaking into bass lines for no reason and repeating the same riffs for like 3 minutes in different ways? Yeah, when I was younger they excited me because "oooh, these guys do weird stuff!", but now I just look at them and yell in a high-pitched Tyler Perry voice "The hell are you doin'?" His hair is those bands. Sure 16-year old Rain would be a big fan.
Seriously, what is that on his head?