Charlie Sheen Is Crazy

[Ben]

If you've been watching the news lately Charlie Sheen has been center stage, the guy has seriously lost it, and it's obvious he's done and his doing enough coke to officially fry his brain. What's resulted on his recent media rounds are some seriously hilarious quotes from this guy. I'll post some here if I forget any just add them.

1. “I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.â€
2. “Clearly I have defeated this earthworm [show creator Chuck Lorrie] with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.â€
3. “I’m tired–I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn.â€
4. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.â€
5. “Winning!â€
6. “I think people mistake my passion for anger.â€
7. “Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term.â€
8. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.â€
9. “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen.â€
10. “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.â€

I don’t live in the middle anymore, thats where you get slaughtered, that’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen and I just…it’s just not an option.

I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself… It’s the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

 

[PHX]

Saying he was gonna buyout warner brothers was a pretty funny one lol.

Guy has just gone totally insane and probably only gonna get worse.

 

[SAIYANS]

BUT HE IS SO DAMN ENTERTAINING

 

[PHX]

"I'm Bi-Winning" :

I'm stunned he passed his drug test.

 

[dta629]

Some of my friends and I was discussing this the other day, I like Charlie, but he is certifiably bat shit crazy.

 

[Kylie]

The sad part is, you can tell how mentally ill he is right now, but the shit that is coming out of his mouth is pure gold so you can't help but laugh. My personal favourite is quote 9 but here's the full thing:

I am on a drug. It's called CHARLIE SHEEN! Um, it's not available, because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

And a few more that haven't already been posted:

• It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard,
  
• News-flash. I am special and I will never be one of you. The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100%!
  
• I won't take [pain pills], so I maybe hit the vodka a little too hard to reduce the pain.
  
• That was an old brain, I have a new brain. I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself
  
• I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't just perfect and just winning every second, and I'm not just perfect and bitching and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn. Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee
  (that is a continuation of one already posted)
  
• There was an incident years ago where everyone thought I hit her. I was trying to contain her. I had her arms and we both went down to the ground. Her initials are B.A., I'll give you that much. I don't want to make the whole thing about her. I felt terrible and delivered her to a plastic surgeon and everybody said I hit her and no.... I feel bad about that one. She was attacking me, though, with, like a, a small fork. Like a cocktail fork. And she had it with her, that was the weird part. What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.
  
• I put a billion dollars in the studio’s pockets and I put half a billion dollars in Chuck’s pocket. I should of been walking in to sandwiches, massages and hand jobs. Yeah, I said it!
  
• The reason it went bad is because I don't do pills. I don't take opiates, I don't do benzos or any of that psychotropic nonsense. I used to [take cocaine]. I've gotta be careful because that's like lawsuits and things that went on. Well, yeah. I'm not taking it. I had to pay for it. Well, um, I hadn't done any for a while, like 7 hours, but I had this hernia thing that was popping out.
  
• And then it was like, 'You must let me impose my will on your face.' And it was like, woah dude.
  
• I was joking about being underpaid but to come back for a 10th season... Eh, that's all negotiable. You can't talk about this stuff on television. I don't know. I was on crack. Where's Dr. Drew when you need him?

 

[LLCoolJoel]

At least he is cool doing it.

 

[Phenomenal1]

This Warlock is in the breach. Poised. T - minus 51 mins. read my tigerblood dripping lips; you've been warned.

 

[Don Draper]

Is anyone else getting sick of hearing about Sheen? I'll admit most of the stuff he's said has been pretty funny but now he's gotten a little stale.

 

[Kairi]

figured i'd add this since i read it this morning


10 Things Online Marketers Can Learn from Charlie Sheen


The word you’re looking for is wow. No matter how up-to-date you might be in the continuously unfolding circus that has been the Charlie Sheen show the past few weeks, you know the buzz he has generated. For better and (more often than not) for worse, Charlie Sheen has captured the attention of the online world with an intensity and endurance very few others have been able to accomplish in the social media age.

The question is, how has he done it? And more importantly, how can we learn from it? Here are ten ways, five aspects of brilliance and five disastrous missteps.

The Good

1. He is absolutely, undeniably unique.

There are two kinds of people in online marketing: those who follow the trends and memes and those who set them. Market research will tell you what everyone else is doing, but it takes someone who is truly different—and spectacularly so—to get people to follow.
2. He made his own buzz words.

Contrary to what the tidal wave of chatter might indicate, not everyone is glued to every monitor, iPad, and television in their houses trying to soak in every second of the Charlie Sheen circus. Part of his genius is creating catch phrases and expressions that have infiltrated the social media discussion even among those who prefer to look away from his personal train wreck. Winning. Tigerblood. Warlock. These and other expressions are part of the discussion. Part of everyone’s discussion. These bite-size emblems of the Charlie Sheen brand are everywhere.

3. He’s Winning. Even if you think he’s a loser

Reality check: Charlie Sheen just lost his job. He lost his publicist. He’s an embarrassment to his family. He probably suffers from serious mental health issues. But he refuses to accept defeat with any of it. The message from Mr. Sheen: I’m winning. Denial? Totally. But the confidence of pronouncing he’s high on himself is intoxicating. People can draw their own conclusions, but his self-obsession is, quite frankly, attractive to the human eye. He believes everyone has to watch, and apparently he’s convinced the world he’s right.
4. He’s everywhere

Name a medium, Charlie Sheen has been on it. Radio, TV, Web streaming, Twitter, TMZ, network news. Repeat. The man has been everywhere. He made news with his over-the-top rants and even wilder exploits, but then he took full advantage of the attention when the opportunity arose. It was a full-scale, cross-platform assault on the public consciousness, and it gave him actual selling potential immediately (his million+ follower Twitter feed is already sponsored).
5. He maximized anticipation, even when the media was saturated with Sheen

With the help of a savvy social media agency, Charlie Sheen got his Twitter account verified almost instantly. He was raking in followers by the hundreds of thousands before issuing a single tweet. That move in itself made him king for a day (and another day, and another, and . . .) on what is probably the most socially active platforms in all of social media. Suspense builds in real time on Twitter like no other site, and Charlie Sheen manipulated it more expertly in one day than anyone ever has.

The Bad


1. He burned bridges

Was ruining his working relationship and trashing his former boss Chuck Lorre essential to Sheen’s crazy-train ride to sensationalistic superstardom? Not necessarily. Today he was officially fired by Warner Bros., and in the long run, he can’t sustain a career that way. He has established irreconcilable differences with more influential people than most celebrities ever create in a positive fashion. That’s not a technique you want to emulate.
2. He has hurt his loved ones

Most importantly, Charlie Sheen has probably endangered his children, at least sufficiently so to be issued a restraining order and seeing them removed from his home by the police. There is no positive spin to be placed on child endangerment. With any publicity stunt this personal and revealing, people close to the person in the spotlight will receive their share of negative reaction. A shrewder marketer (and saner individual) would shield the people in their lives much more carefully.

3. He doesn’t know when to stop

The publicity hasn’t all been good, obviously. But the sheer volume of publicity,especially in social media outlets that get very touchy about seeing their timelines saturated with unwelcome content, Charlie may have gone too far. Unlike the Old Spice twitter phenomenon that very carefully withdrew from the scene while the audience still wanted more, Charlie Sheen has left his audience simply wanting out.
4. He’s hurting himself

Charlie Sheen is unstable. Whether he’s acting on his own or as part of a bigger publicity machine is irrelevant. The man needs help, and not the social media kind. Any time a marketing scheme involves exploiting someone with significant problems, an agency runs the serious risk of disenchanting their entire audience—or retaining only the cruelest customers. In social media, you have to have a conscience.
5. He has left himself with nothing to build on

Charlie Sheen doesn’t have an exit strategy for the charade he’s playing. The sideshow has been entertaining for awhile, but where’s the next step? Where is the longterm sustainable business model? He’s capitalizing on the here and now, but when this mushroom cloud fades into fallout, he’s going to be left with little but toxic collateral damage. The conclusion of Charlie’s stint on Warlock Island will make the Lost finale look perfectly neat and tidy.

 

[Jay]

Obviously, he isnt crazy..He's Winning.

 

[Crippler]

#WINNING

 

[The Cork]

Anyone whos shagging a porn star is winning at life.

 

[LLCoolJoel]

Doesn't he have two live in porn actors or something like that. He is winning at least twice a day.