Chuck Taylor's Grenade
Guest
A huge pyrotechnics display echoes and flashes through the arena. When it finally stops we can hear Jon Bon Jovi’s Last Man Standing playing on the speaker system as the camera weaves in and out of the sea of fans cheering, various signs are seen including.
[MARQUEE]CTW! CTW! CTW![/MARQUEE]
Jack Stone: Welcome to Lonely at the Top! We have got an incredible night of action for you this evening. I’m Jack Stone alongside Matt Washington.
Matt Washington: Greetings, wrestling fans. You are certainly in for a treat tonight as we have an amazing card.
Jack Stone: Indeed, so let’s not waste any more time and get to our first match-A fatal four way to determine the sixth and final combatant in the main event.
Low Ki’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring with a very intense and serious look on his face.
Lance McEntyre: The following contest is a Fatal Four Way! And it is to determine the final participant for the Lonely at the Top Match. Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 180 pounds Low Ki.
Chuck Taylor’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring yelling at kids along the way.
Lance McEntyre: Introducing the next competitor from Raccoon City, Kentucky weighing in at 185 pounds, Chuck Taylor.
Roderick Strong’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring to a loud chorus of boos.
Lance McEntyre: Introducing the next competitor from Tampa, Florida weighing in at 212 Pounds Roderick Strong.
Homicide’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring to a loud chorus of cheers.
Lance McEntyre: And the fourth and final competitor from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 220 pounds, this is Homicide.
Jack Stone: What a way to kick off the second super show. Matt pick me a winner.
Matt Washington: You know in a match like this it’s hard to choose but I’m going to go out on a limb and say Low Ki, he’s been in kind of a slump recently and I got a feeling tonight’s going to be the night he turns it around.
The bell rings
Low Ki and Homicide immediately go after Roderick Strong with kicks and chops. Chuck Taylor just stands back and watches. Low Ki and Homicide back Roderick Strong against the ropes with chops. Both men Irish whip Strong into the ropes. Roderick bounces off the ropes and Low Ki catches him with a kick to the midsection. Homicide bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Low Ki bounces off the ropes and delivers a flash elbow drop to the chest of Strong. Chuck Taylor tries a sneak attack but Low Ki catches him and Chuck Taylor backs off. Homicide pulls Roderick Strong back to his feet and chops him hard across the chest. Homicide Irish whips Strong into the corner. He charges at him but Strong moves at the last moment and Homicide crashes into the turnbuckle. Strong tosses Homicide out of the ring but Low Ki dropkicks him from behind sending him crashing out of the ring to the floor. Chuck Taylor grabs Low Ki from behind but Low Ki powers out of it and delivers a jumping spinning high kick. Low Ki goes for the cover 1…2…Chuck Taylor kicks out. Low Ki back to his feet pulling Chuck Taylor up. Low Ki hooks Taylor and takes him over with the snap suplex. Low Ki goes for the cover 1…2…Roderick Strong pulls him off and goes for the cover 1…2…Low Ki breaks the pin with a stiff kick to the head.
Homicide climbs in the ring and starts to go after Taylor but Taylor catches him with a thumb to the eye. Taylor with chops to the chest of Homicide. Low Ki pulls Strong up and chops him hard across the chest. Low Ki Irish whips Strong but Strong reverses it, Low Ki bounces off the ropes and Strong catches him with a Uranage backbreaker. Taylor Irish whips Homicide into the corner but Homicide reverses it and Taylor hits the corner. Taylor staggers out and Homicide bounces off the ropes and drops Taylor with the Gringo Stunner. Homicide back to his feet but Strong grabs him from behind and hits him with a half nelson backbreaker. Roderick goes for the cover on Homicide, hooks the leg 1…2…Homicide kicks out. Roderick goes for the cover on Taylor, hooks the leg 1…2…Taylor kicks out. Roderick goes for the cover on Low Ki, hooks the leg 1…2…Low Ki kicks out. Roderick gets back to his feet and starts stomping and kicking anybody who tries to get up. Roderick Strong pulls Low Ki back to his feet and elbows him in the head repeatedly. Taylor slowly getting back to his feet in the corner. Roderick Strong Irish whips Low Ki into Taylor hard and the two collide. Roderick Strong charges at both men with a corner splash. Homicide back to his feet and charges at all three men with a huge corner splash. Taylor falls to the outside. Low Ki drops to the canvas. Roderick Strong dazed and Homicide turns him around and takes him over with the release belly to belly. Homicide goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Strong kicks out!
Homicide back to his feet and signals for the cop killa. Roderick Strong slowly getting up and Homicide tries for the cop killa but Strong pushes him into a Tidal Wave from Low Ki. Taylor slowly sneaks back in the ring. Roderick Strong kicks Low Ki in the midsection and lifts him up and drops him with the double underhook backbreaker. Chuck Taylor ambushes Strong out of the ring and rolls up Low Ki 1…2…Low Ki gets the shoulder up! Chuck Taylor kicks Homicide in the head. Chuck Taylor pulls Homicide back up and elbows him in the side of the head. Irish whips Homicide into the ropes, Homicide bounces off and Taylor trips him with a low kick. Roderick Strong climbs in the ring and gives a nod to Taylor. Strong and Taylor both go after Homicide with chops and kicks. Strong and Taylor wrench the arms of Homicide, put their boots against his face and drop down with the Sole Food. Homicide collapses into the corner. Strong and Taylor back off into the opposite corner, Strong Irish whips Taylor into Homicide and Taylor drives his head into the midsection of Homicide like a battering Ram. Strong follows this up with a running big boot. Homicide collapses to the canvas. Strong calling for Taylor and signaling for the Awful Waffle. Taylor nods and waits on Homicide to get back up. Roderick Strong stomping away on Low Ki. Homicide very slowly getting back up and Taylor pulls him up the rest of the way, turns him around, hooks him, lifts him and drops him headfirst with the Awful Waffle!
Taylor back to his feet and Roderick Strong elbows him from behind and takes him over with the high angle belly to back suplex. Roderick Strong goes for the cover on Homicide, hooks the leg 1…2…Low Ki dives over to break it up at the last possible moment. Low Ki and Roderick Strong both slowly getting up. Roderick Strong up first and throws a right hand but Low Ki blocks it and delivers a right of his own, and a chop and a low kick, a middle kick another chop, an elbow, Low Ki on fire with kicks and elbows. Low Ki takes Roderick Strong down to one knee and starts rapid fire kicking him in the back and chest. Strong down to one knee and Low Ki kicks him in the head about 20 times in less than 30 seconds knocking him down and out to the mat. Low Ki gives a primal scream as the crowd cheers in appreciation. Low Ki pulls Strong back to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes. Low Ki follows up with a Tidal Krush in the corner. Roderick Strong staggers out of the corner and Low Ki spring off the second ropes and drills Strong in the head with a Tidal Wave from behind knocking Strong to the mat. Low Ki climbs to the top rope and signals for the Ghetto Stomp and Taylor pushes him off the top rope and Low Ki crashes to the mat. Chuck Taylor climbs to the top rope. Low Ki slowly getting up. Low Ki back to his feet and Chuck Taylor catches him with the moonsault, hooks the leg 1…2…Low Ki gets the shoulder up!
[MARQUEE]Crowd: This is awesome! Clap clap clap clap clap![/MARQUEE]
Homicide finally recovers and Taylor tries throwing a punch but Homicide blocks it and delivers a right, and a second, and third Homicide putting Taylor on spaghetti legs as he Irish whips him into the ropes and takes him over with the belly to belly suplex. Strong up to his feet and Homicide catches him in an exploder and takes him over as well. Low Ki up and Homicide tries for a gringo stunner but Low Ki blocks it and locks in a dragon sleeper. Homicide fighting it. Low Ki has it on tight. Taylor locks in a Sleeper on Low Ki. Strong slowly gets to his feet and grabs a sleeper on Taylor. Low Ki drops down with a reverse DDT on Homicide sending Taylor jaw into Low Ki’s head and Strong’s jaw into Taylor’s head. Low Ki goes for a cover on Homicide, 1…2…Homicide gets the shoulder up. Low Ki gets up to his feet and delivers a bassment dropkick to Taylor. Low Ki turns his attention to Strong and delivers two stiff kicks to the chest as Strong is on his knees. Low Ki smacks the mat, rears back and goes for a knockout head kick but Strong ducks under it, grabs the legs of Low Ki and locks in the Strong Hold. Homicide trying to recover as Low Ki screams in pain from the submission hold. Strong leaning back on the move even further. Homicide slowly gets back to his feet, runs towards the ropes, bounces off and nails Strong with a running boot breaking the hold.
Strong back up slowly and Homicide Irish whips him into the corner and follows up with a West Brooklyn Lariat. Strong crumples in the corner. Homicide backs into a corner and calls for the facewash but Taylor cuts him off with a clothesline. Taylor runs at Strong and delivers a low dropkick in the corner. Taylor pulls Homicide back up to his feet, lifts him up and drops him headfirst with the Awful Waffle. Taylor goes for the cover on Homicide, hooks the leg 1…2…Low Ki somehow manages to dive over to break the count. Low Ki pulls Taylor up and delivers a hard elbow to the side of the head. Low Ki with a kick to the midsection. Low Ki hooks Taylor in the fisherman’s and drops him with the Ki Krusher. Low Ki surveys the ring and climbs to the top rope. Low Ki ready to deliver the Ghetto Stomp and Roderick Strong shakes the ropes crotching Low Ki on the turnbuckle. Roderick Strong springs off the second rope and delivers an Enziguiri kick to Low Ki knocking him out of the ring. Strong turns his attention to Taylor and hooks him in an Oklahoma Roll 1…2…3! Roderick Strong wins the final spot in the main event.
The bell rings to signal the end of the match.
Winner: Roderick Strong
Winner: Roderick Strong
Matt Washington: Take note. That is how you kick off a super show! What an incredible contest!
Jack Stone: Roderick Strong earned that one. What a way to kick off the second super show of Chaos Theory Wrestling.
Backstage Eddie Kingston was watching the match on the monitor with the CTW Heavyweight Title in his lap. Chris Hero approaches him and Eddie Kingston stands up quickly ready for a fight.
Eddie Kingston: What do you want?!
Chris Hero: You know as of right now I could beat the hell out of you and not get in trouble. But I’m not going to do that. I’m going to wait until we’re in the ring when it matters. But once we get in the ring I plan on finishing what I started at Hypothesis and eliminating you from this business permanently.
Eddie Kingston: That’s going to be pretty hard to do with a ladder shoved up your ass.
Chris Hero gets right in Eddie Kingston’s face.
Chris Hero: Listen you wasted abortion, it’s taking all the willpower I have not to kill you right now.
Eddie Kingston: I’m not stopping you. I’m begging you do your worst.
Chris Hero: Don’t tempt me. You saw what me and Jacobs did to Whitmer on Tuesday. We were lenient. We’re not going to be lenient tonight. By the end of the night you will be in a hospital bed. Keep my belt shiny, I’ll see you in the ring.
Chris Hero walks away as Eddie Kingston stares at him angrily.
Back in the arena as Vulgar Display of Power’s music plays and Vulgar Display of Power make their way to the ring to a loud chorus of boos.
Jack Stone: You can feel the tension between those two up in the nosebleed seats here in the Chaos Arena.
Matt Washington: That’s an understatement. Lonely at the Top keeps rolling with a huge tag team title match.
Lance McEntyre: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the CTW Tag Team Championship introducing the challengers the team of Deranged and Brain Damage, they are Vulgar Display of Power.
MEXiCAN’s music plays and the tag team champions slowly make their way to the ring.
Lance McEntyre: And their opponents at a combined weight of 399 pounds, they are the CTW Tag Team Champions, Kevin Steen and El Generico!
Jack Stone: Steen and Generico don’t seem too eager to step in the ring.
Matt Washington: Can you blame them? You saw what happened on Chaos TV.
Generico and Steen finally get in the ring.
The bell rings
Steen and Generico fighting over who gets to start. Steen makes Generico start the match and Deranged starts it out for his team. Generico slowly approaches the center of the ring. Deranged approaches methodically. Generico jumps at Deranged and elbows him in the side of the head. Generico kicking away and the midsection of Deranged and chopping him in the chest. Generico tries Irish whipping Deranged but Deranged uses the strength advantage and sends Generico into the ropes. Generico bounces off the ropes, Deranged throws a clothesline that’s ducked by Generico, Generico bounces off the ropes and hits Deranged with a flying forearm barely budging Deranged. Generico bounces off the ropes again and clotheslines Deranged. Deranged staggers a bit but doesn’t fall down. Generico bounces of the ropes once more and Deranged turns him inside out with a clothesline. Deranged goes for the cover 1…2…kickout by Generico. Deranged grabs Generico by the hair and drags him into his corner. Deranged tags in Brain Damage. Brain Damage gets in the ring, Deranged scoop slams Generico, Brain Damage bounces off the ropes and drops the leg on Generico. Deranged out of the ring. Brain Damage goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Generico gets the shoulder up.
Brain Damage back to his feet and pulls Generico up by the head. Brain Damage drops Generico with a huge right. Brain Damage goes for the cover 1…2…Generico kicks out. Deranged calling for a tag. Brain Damage pulls Generico up and drags him over to his corner and tags in Deranged. Brain Damage puts Generico in the corner and he and Deranged use their boots to choke Generico. Brain Damage gets out of the ring and Deranged drives his shoulder into the midsection of Generico. Deranged pulls Generico out of the corner and Irish whips him into the ropes. Generico ducks the clothesline attempt by Deranged but gets decked from behind by Brain Damage. Deranged throws a kick at Steen who jumps in the ring but the referee stops him and Brain Damage and Deranged take turns kicking and stomping away on Generico. Steen gets back on the ring apron and Brain Damage is in the ring with Generico and Deranged is on the apron. Brain Damage pulls Generico up and delivers a headbutt. Brain Damage follows it up with a knee lift knocking Generico down. Brain Damage taunts Steen and dares him to get in the ring. Steen tries to but the referee stops him and Brain Damage and Deranged both grab Generico by the arms and legs, lift him up and slam him hard to the mat. Deranged gets out of the ring as Steen gets back on the ring apron. Brain Damage goes for the pin, hooks the leg 1…2…Generico gets the shoulder up.
Brain Damage tags in Deranged and both men back Generico against the ropes. Together they shoot Generico into the ropes. Generico bounces off, ducks under the double clothesline and unleashes a tornado DDT on Brain Damage kicking Deranged on the rotation. All three men are down. Generico desperately needs to make the tag. The crowd is chanting Ole in an attempt to will Generico towards his corner. Generico crawling towards his corner. Deranged has him by the foot. Generico up to his feet and nails Deranged with the Enziguiri. Generico dives towards his corner and tags in Steen. Steen comes in fast and immediately drops Deranged with a clothesline. Brain Damage up and Steen dropkicks him back down. Deranged throws a right at Steen who ducks it and starts firing back with rights of his own. Steen Irish whips Deranged into the ropes and takes him over with a belly to belly suplex. Steen delivers dropkick to Brain Damage and a senton splash to Deranged simultaneously. Steen goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Deranged gets the shoulder up. Steen back to his feet and signals for the package piledriver. Steen grabs Deranged and sets him up for it but Brain Damage clothesline him out of nowhere. Generico jumps in the ring and immediately goes after Brain Damage with rights and lefts. Generico knocks Brain Damage out of the ring with a running boot. Generico climbs to the top rope and prepares to dive. Generico leaps and Brain Damage catches him and slams him back first into the ring post.
Inside the ring Deranged picks Steen up and tries for a powerbomb but Steen squeezes out of it. Steen elbows Deranged in the back of the head. Steen turns Deranged around and goes for the package piledriver but Deranged counters by taking Steen off his feet. Deranged catapults Steen into a huge right hand from Brain Damage. Deranged goes for the cover on Steen, hooks the leg 1…2…Steen gets the shoulder up. Generico still down at ringside. Brain Damage picks Steen up and takes him over with the fallaway slam. Brain Damage goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Steen gets the shoulder up. Brain Damage mounts Steen and unloads with rights and lefts. Brain Damage pulls Steen up and Irish whips him into the ropes and tries for the big boot but Steen ducks under it and charges at Brain Damage with a clothesline barely moving the big man. Steen bounces off the ropes again and tries a clothesline and manages to make Brain Damage stumble but not fall. Steen bounces off a third time and Brain Damage drives him into the canvas with a huge spinebuster. Hooks the leg 1…2…Steen gets the shoulder up at 2 and 7/8ths! Brain Damage tags in Deranged and sends him to the top rope. Brain Damage grabs Steen and drives him into the mat with a huge powerbomb. Deranged leaps off with a huge moonsault. Hooks the leg, 1…2…Generico dives in the ring and breaks it up!
Brain Damage goes after Generico and Generico delivers a jawbreaker. Generico elbows Brain Damage in the face repeatedly. Generico Irish whips Brain Damage but Brain Damage reverses it and Generico hits the corner. Brain Damage charges but Generico gets the elbow in the face. Brain Damage charges again but Generico gets the boot up. Generico climbs up to the top rope and flips off with a moonsault onto Brain Damage, hooks the leg 1…2…Deranged breaks it up. Deranged grabs Generico and picks him up for a powerbomb but Generico fights out of it and hurricanranas Deranged over the top rope to the floor. Brain Damage walks over and delivers a mega right hand knocking Generico down to the arena floor. Brain Damage signals for the package piledriver. Brain Damage has Steen set but is distracted by Sexxxy Eddy on the ring apron holding one of his guitars. Eddy acting like he’s about to smash the guitar which causes Brain Damage to drop Steen and step out on the ring apron. Human Tornado slips in through the crowd and grabs a title belt and hands it to Generico. Sexxxy Eddy finally puts the Guitar down gently and walks away. Generico slips in the ring behind Brain Damage. Brain Damage turns around and Generico whacks him in the head with the title belt. Brain Damage dazed and Generico whacks him with another belt shot knocking him down. Steen climbs to the top rope and comes off with a picture perfect moonsault on Brain Damage. Hooks the leg, Generico prevents Deranged from getting in the ring, 1…2…3! Generico and Tornado retain the tag team titles with an assist from Human Tornado and Sexxxy Eddy.
The bell rings signaling the end of the match
Winners and STILL CTW Tag Team Champions: MEXiCAN
Winners and STILL CTW Tag Team Champions: MEXiCAN
Jack Stone: Sexxxy Eddy and Human Tornado help MEXiCAN defeat Vulgar Display of Power and retain the Tag Team Titles.
Matt Washington: Eddy promised he’d help them out if they received the next title shot. We’ll see when they decide to call in that favor.
Jack Stone: You gotta believe Vulgar Display of Power is going to want revenge on Pimp Juice.
Matt Washington: Absolutely, the only questions are when, and how bad will it be?
Jack Stone: Alex Hoffman is standing by with the man who earned the sixth and final spot in the main event, Roderick Strong.
Backstage
Alex Hoffman: I’m here with Roderick Strong. Roderick how are you feeling heading into the main event and are you going to be ready considering you went through a pretty intense match to earn this spot?
Roderick Strong: Well truth be told the match shouldn’t have even took place. I won the battle royal to earn the spot in the main event. I defeated 21 other superstars. This is just one more example of Mr. Chaos holding people back. I’ve seen him do it to Chris Hero. He tried doing it to me but failed. Eddie Kingston that title is going to be mine. It doesn’t matter who I have to go through whether it’s Super Dragon, BJ, Jacobs, or Hero. The only thing that matters is me walking out of here tonight the CTW Heavyweight Champion and making Mr. Chaos live miserable.
Roderick Strong walks away and we send it back inside the arena.
Inside the arena Madman Pondo’s Music plays and he makes his way to the ring with the Chaos Title around his waist, a bag of thumbtacks and his stop sign in one hand and a 5 gallon bucket of salt in the other hand.
Matt Washington: Madman Pondo out here for his open challenge. Who will answer the challenge?
Madman Pondo steps in the ring, sets down the bag and bucket and grabs a microphone.
Madman Pondo: You people know what time it is. Time to find out who in the back is crazy enough to step in the ring with the Chaos Champion. Who’s getting a shot?
Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd blasts through the arena and Necro Butcher walks towards the arena with a grocery cart full of lighttubes and a 5 gallon bucket of lemon juice with lemon halves in it.
Madman Pondo: Well looks like we have our first challenger, let’s see if anybody else wants to step up and show how tough they are. Good to see you Necro, try not to bleed to death this time.
Necro Butcher: No promises
Madman Pondo: Anybody else want a shot?
The Naptown Dragon’s theme music plays and Drake Younger and Scotty Vortekz walk towards the ring with some barbed wire boards, a barbed wire bat, a bottle of hot sauce and a bottle of Tabasco sauce.
Jack Stone: Madman Pondo’s challenge has been answered by Necro Butcher, Drake Younger and Vortekz. This should be brutal.
The bell rings
All four men meet in the center of the ring and exchange handshakes. Drake Younger pairs off with Necro Butcher, Madman Pondo pairs off with Vortekz. Drake Younger exchanging chops with Necro. Madman Pondo trying to outwrestle Vortekz but Vortekz gets the advantage and takes Pondo over with an arm drag. Vortekz grabs a light tube and charges but Pondo takes him over with a drop toehold causing Vortekz to crash into his own light tube. Necro Butcher takes Drake out to the floor. Necro Butcher with a kick to the midsection and a huge right hand. Madman Pondo grabs a bag of thumbtacks and sprinkles some out in the ring. Madman Pondo picks Vortekz up for a scoop slam but Vortekz slips out of it. Vortekz pushes Pondo off into the ropes, Vortekz catches him coming off with a spinning heel kick. Vortekz goes for the cover 1…2…Pondo kicks out. Outside the ring Necro has set up a Barbed Wire Board against the guardrail. Necro Butcher grabs Drake and tries suplexing him on the board but Drake flips behind it, elbows to the back of the head and belly to back suplexes Necro through the board! Inside the ring Vortekz grabs a barbed wire bat and grinds it into the head of Pondo. Drake Younger goes for a cover on Butcher on the outside. The referee makes the count 1…2…Necro kicks out. Necro Butcher tangled up in barbed wire pulling at his hair and flesh. Drake Younger trying to pull Necro off the board.
Inside the ring Vortekz sets the barbed wire bat down on the ground and tries to suplex Pondo onto it but Pondo blocks it and tries to execute a suplex of his own but Vortekz slips behind and delivers a kick to the leg from behind and follows up with a kick to the back and a kick to the chest. Outside the ring Drake Younger stops trying to pull Necro Butcher off the board and instead backs off and grabs a bunch of lighttubes and dropkicks them into the chest and head of Necro. Vortekz grabs the barbed wire bat and slams it into the leg of Pondo. Vortekz bounces off the ropes and bashes Pondo in the head with the bat knocking him down and out. Pondo rolls close to the ropes and Vortekz hits him with a baseball slide dropkick knocking him out to the floor. Drake Younger climbs back in the ring and he and Vortekz lock eyes. The fans wait on the edge of their seats to see what will happen. After several seconds of staring at each other they shake hands in the middle of the ring and decide to go at it. Both men lock up in the center of the ring. Drake Younger gets a headlock, Vortekz counters with a top wristlock and rotates it into an arm wringer into a hammerlock and finally to a headlock. Drake Younger shoots Vortekz into the ropes, Vortekz bounces off and catches Drake with a shoulder block. Vortekz goes off the ropes, dropdown by Drake, Vortekz bounces off, leapfrog by Drake, Vortekz bounces off and Drake goes for a hiptoss on the thumbtacks but Vortekz reverses it into an armdrag in midair sending Drake into the thumbtacks. Pondo tries getting back in the ring but Vortekz hits him with the barbed wire bat. Vortekz hits Drake with a high jumping kick. Goes for the cover, hooks the leg, 1…2…kickout by Drake. The crowd is cheering everybody on but one person in particular seems to be cheering extra hard for the Dragons.
Necro Butcher breaks free of the barbed wire board. Necro Butcher’s face and chest is bloody with glass covering his midsection. Inside the ring Vortekz grabs the barbed wire bat and tries to do a cactus style elbow drop with it but Drake Younger moves out of the way and the bat gets jammed into the side and arm of Vortekz. Drake Younger capitalizes on the move by dropping a leg onto the bat causing even more anguish for Vortekz. Drake Younger pulls the bat away and goes for the cover 1…2…Vortekz gets the shoulder up. Necro Butcher slowly climbs back in the ring, Pondo climbs in on the other side with some lighttubes. Drake Younger pulling Vortekz back to his feet. Drake Younger with elbows to the face. Drake Younger Irish whips Vortekz towards Pondo, Vortekz reverses it, Drake Younger ducks under the tubes and gets clotheslined by Necro and Vortekz dropkicks the lighttubes back into Pondo’s face. Vortekz charges at Necro who hotshots him on the top rope. Necro goes for the cover on Vortekz 1…2…shoulder up.
Necro Butcher grabs the bottle of hotsauce and pours some of it out on the open wounds of Drake Younger and Madman Pondo sending them running out of the ring in pain. Necro grabs the bag of thumbtacks and pours it out all over the ring. Necro goes over to Vortekz and stomps him back down. Necro takes the bucket of salt and pours some out on the thumbtacks. Drake Younger tries climbing back in the ring but Pondo grabs him, pulls him back out and slams him headfirst into the ring apron. Pondo grabs a lighttube and swings it at Drake who ducks under it and spins back around with an elbow knocking the lighttube into Pondo’s face. Drake goes for the cover on the outside 1…2…Pondo kicks out. Inside the ring Necro Butcher sets Vortekz up for a double underhook powerbomb but Vortekz slips out the back door. Vortekz springs off the ropes and hits Necro with an elbow staggering Necro but not knocking him down. Vortekz bounces off the ropes and hits Necro with another elbow but Necro stays on his feet. Drake Younger climbs in the ring. Vortekz bounces off the ropes, Necro throws a clothesline but Vortekz ducks under and Drake catches Vortekz with a spinebuster onto the salted thumbtacks. Necro Butcher goes to bounce off the ropes but Pondo trips him up and climbs in the ring. Pondo grabs the barbed wire bat and slams it into the back of Necro.
Drake Younger bounces off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop on Vortekz who moves out of the way causing Drake to hit the thumbtacks. Vortekz stalking Pondo. Pondo turns around and Vortekz kicks him in the midsection. Vortekz kicks him again causing him to drop the bat. Vortekz kicks Pondo a third time and goes for a DDT but Pondo twists out of it and kicks Vortekz in the midsection. Pondo sets Vortekz up for a powerbomb but Drake Younger charges in and breaks it up. Necro Butcher goes to the outside and grabs two chairs and tosses them in the ring. Then he grabs a barbed wire board and places it in the ring. Necro reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a table and sets it up on the outside. Drake Younger grabs a lemon and squeezes the juice into the bleeding head of Pondo causing him immense pain. Vortekz back up and grabs the bottle of hot sauce and pours it over the head of Pondo causing him even more pain. Necro sets up the two chairs and places the barbed wire board on top of it. Vortekz and Drake Younger both attempting to double suplex Pondo who blocks it by putting one of his legs behind Drake’s. Pondo with elbows to both Vortekz and Drake. Pondo kicks Vortekz in the midsection, elbows Drake in the side of the head, Vortekz throws a swing but Pondo ducks it, grabs the hot sauce bottle and throws it at Vortekz. Pondo kicks Drake in the midsection and hits him with a DDT. Butcher grabs Vortekz and hits him with a Double Underhook Powerbomb. Both men go for pins 1…2…both men kick out. Butcher hammering Vortekz with rights and lefts. Pondo grabs another lighttube and slams it over the back of Drake. Everyone in the crowd is behind Pondo and Butcher except for one person who really is letting Pondo have it. Pondo finally has enough and says something about it.
Madman Pondo: Well look who’s here. It’s the fat whore from King of the Deathmatch. I’m surprised you can even talk after having Drake’s cock in your mouth all last night. (crowd laughs)
Pondo goes back to Drake and delivers an elbow to the back. Necro pulls Vortekz over to the barbed wire board and sets him up for a powerbomb. He lifts Vortekz up who escapes out the back and gets Necro in a sunset flip pin 1…2…Necro kicks out. Both men up quickly, Necro throws a clothesline but Vortekz ducks it and delivers a series of kicks to Necro. Pondo kicks Drake and hits him with a Russian Legsweep. Pondo turns his attention back to the female fan.
Madman Pondo: How many gallons of Wild Turkey did Drake and Vortekz have to drink before they had sex with you? (crowd laughs)
Whore: None!
Vortekz continuing to deliver kicks and punches to Necro. Vortekz sets Necro up for a brain buster but Necro slips out of it and locks in the Asiatic Spike. Pondo sets Drake up for a Piledriver but Drake Younger counters it by getting Pondo in a fireman’s carry and dropping him with the Death Valley Driver. Drake Younger breaks up the Spike by stomping on Necro. Drake Younger lifts Necro back to his feet and delivers a series of headbutts before Irish whipping Necro into the ropes and going for a spine buster but Necro counters with a thumb to the eye. Necro with a kick to the midsection, picks Drake up in the fireman’s carry but Drake slips out of it, elbows to the back of the head. Drake goes for the Drake’s Landing, lifts Necro up who slips out of it and locks in the Asiatic Spike but Vortekz breaks it up with a barbed wire bat shot to the back of the head. Vortekz and Drake both lift up Necro and slam him over the top rope through the table on the outside! Drake goes over to Pondo and tries to hook him for the Landing but Pondo counters by pushing Drake off into the ropes and slamming him in the head with his stop sign. Pondo pulls Drake back up and delivers a powerbomb onto the thumbtacks. Vortekz with a shot from behind to Pondo. Vortekz dragging Pondo over to the barbed wire board, Pondo hiding a bottle of tobasco sauce in his pocket. Vortekz sets Pondo up on the Board. Vortekz climbs to the top rope and poses to the cheers of the crowd. Pondo pulls out the bottle, opens it and splashes it at Vortekz dazing him on the top rope. Pondo climbs off the board and gets on the turnbuckle with Vortekz and delivers an elbow to the side of the head. Pondo puts Vortekz head between his legs, lifts him up and delivers a piledriver through the barbed wire board set up on two chairs! Pondo goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…3! Madman Pondo survives a bloody violent war to retain the Chaos Title!
The bell rings signaling the end of the match
Winner and STILL CTW Chaos Champion: Madman Pondo
Winner and STILL CTW Chaos Champion: Madman Pondo
Jack Stone: That was violent. ECW eat your heart out.
Matt Washington: Yeah I’d like to see Elijah Burke or Colin Delaney compete in a match like this.
After the match Pondo is celebrating in the ring with the title when the fans start chanting “pick on the whore”. Pondo grabs a microphone.
Madman Pondo: Do you fans really want me to pick on the whore again? (crowd cheers loudly) I guess so, but I’m not gonna be mean tonight (crowd boos). Instead I’m gonna tell a story of the time I ran into an ex-boyfriend of hers. It was after the Masters of Pain tournament and this guy came up to me and I thought he wanted an autograph. Instead he asked me if I remembered making fun of a certain lady at King of the Deathmatch. I said yeah and he told me he used to date her. He told me about one of the dates they went on. He said they went to a Chinese food restaurant and when the owner of the restaurant saw her he went “Oh noooo, we go out of business now, godzirra come back.” (Crowd laughs) So after clearing out the entire buffet twice they went to a nightclub where they had a few drinks and went dancing and everyone in the club thought an earthquake was happening (Crowd laughs). Then they went back to her place where they slept together. After dating for a while they eventually decided to go their separate ways (crowd awwws). But he did ask me if I could give these back to you.
Pondo reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very large pair of panties and hands them to the whore as the crowd laughs and cheers loudly and chants Pondo! Pondo!
INTERMISSION
Still to come
