Boy Hires Hooker, Gets Piggy Bank Stolen Instead

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ABC News said:
A 14-year-old boy in Illinois got the opposite of lucky when a prostitute, with whom he arranged a date while his parents were out, instead made off with his piggy bank.

After arranging to meet the boy over the Internet, Dareka R. Brooks, 22, allegedly followed him to his bedroom in Prospect Heights, Ill., a Chicago suburb, and told him to remove his pants, said Margie Bolger of the Prospect Heights Police Department.

As the teen sat on the edge of his bed, Brooks sprayed him in the face with pepper spray and proceeded to steal his piggy bank and iPad, police said.

Authorities would not confirm how much money was in the bank.

After the alleged robbery, the teen called police. Cops “pingedâ€￾ the iPad after Brooks turned it on, allowing them to track her to a motel in Elks Grove Village about 10 miles from the boy’s home, Bolger said.

Brooks was charged with armed robbery and ordered held on $10,000 bond on Thursday.

She did not enter a plea at the time and did not yet have an attorney.

The case is reminiscent of the 1983 Tom Cruise film “Risky Businessâ€￾ in which an Illinois teenager is robbed by a prostitute when his parents are out of town.
My first thought when reading this was "I thought [MENTION=79]Sabretooth[/MENTION] lived in New York". :lol:
 

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So I wonder how long this kid gets grounded from his mother and a pat on the back from his father.
 

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Thanks for the dig at me Mr Vice.

:rofl: the absolute stupidity is off the charts. The little fucker couldn't wait for sex? And then the poor moron gets pepper sprayed and robbed :lol: my ego would be shattered beyond repair. If I were his parents, I'd ground him until eternity.
 

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Thanks for the dig at me Mr Vice.

:rofl: the absolute stupidity is off the charts. The little fucker couldn't wait for sex? And then the poor moron gets pepper sprayed and robbed :lol: my ego would be shattered beyond repair. If I were his parents, I'd ground him until eternity.


My main question is is how was he supposed to pay her fees for service rendered, oh wait that was what the piggy bank was for.
 

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One thing I have learned from hookers, always have some kind of weapon. If you don't, this happens. Or their fucking pimps, fucking, fuck you.
 

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My main question is is how was he supposed to pay her fees for service rendered, oh wait that was what the piggy bank was for.

Well considering he was stupid enough to buy a hooker, he probably stole money out of his parents wallet or some shit.
 

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One thing I have learned from hookers, always have some kind of weapon. If you don't, this happens. Or their fucking pimps, fucking, fuck you.
One thing I learned from being a pimp is to always have a weapon in case the whores try to fuck you....out of yo' damn money.
 

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Clearly GTA taught this kid nothing.
 

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Lol he got fucked and she got paid. Isn't that how it works?

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Lol he got fucked and she got paid. Isn't that how it works?

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Do you read? She never fucked him. She told him to pull down his pants then pepper sprayed him and stole his money.
 

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He meant he got fucked out of his money. And no need to talk down to people please.
 

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