News Boner-killing news regarding Hulk Hogan and TNA

[seabs]

His butt cheeks look so surprisingly smooth. :gusta:

A bit more tanned than when I last saw them too.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

A bit more tanned than when I last saw them too.

:eww: Fortunately I have no "last time" to compare them to.

 

[Snowman1]

Sure you all know this but the video was to promote his new Hostamania service.

I beat the Iron Sheik and Andre the Giant in the ring, and now I'm taking my quest for glory to the internet. Setting up a website has never been easy, and low quality hosting companies think they can run wild and overcharge you.

Those days are over - I'm stepping in to the web hosting ring, and I'm getting ready to leg drop the competition.

I'm busy hulking up, getting ready - trading in the pythons for web servers. Sign up, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and I'll let you know once Hostamania is ready to run wild!

Lol'ed. At least he stuck to the 3 sentences he could say coherently. Can't he just let this idea fail instead of dragging down TNA?

 

[Testify]

Dixie, you dumb fucking cunt with no mind for business whatsoever. Not overly surprised, but still. Renewing Hogan's contract as it was would have been bad enough. Meeting his "crazy demands" and making it even more is just so so much worse and not at all smart from the business standpoint. As mentioned, it also makes all of these supposed cost-cutting efforts all for naught.


(Fortunately, Seabs' sig makes me happy.)

Swear more often, please! Lmao so great

 

[seabs]

Andre - Check
Pythons - check
Random mania - check
brother -

 

[Stopspot]

He could have called his company the New Web Order. Kinda bummed he didn't.

 

[Varus]

Yeah, I'm not buying this for a second.

 

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[seabs]

 

[Testify]

Spoiler

 

[seabs]

Spoiler

Sorry dude had to spoiler that, it's classed as breach of the EU's warnings.

 

[Testify]

Sorry dude had to spoiler that, it's classed as breach of the EU's warnings.

 

[Swift]

Can't say I'm surprised. I'm with Crayo, it can be reallllly hard to defend TNA when they continue to do Blue shit like this.

 

[Irwin R. Schyster]

Not gonna lie, I wouldn't be mad if Hogan returned to the WWE. I guess it's more of a childhood thing, but, I would smile.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Everyone is going to be evaluated, and cost cutting measures need to be taken in the process. Except Hulk Hogan. We are going to pay him more per appearance, and fuck things up even worse.

The only thing worse would be Bully getting kicked out of the Aces and 8s, and Hogan being the new President. We would all have to take turns watching TNA and cutting down the matches worth watching into a youtube clip we could all still watch weekly. Could you imagine Grammarnazi doing it?

TNA Minus Sting and Hogan - 3/13/14. Three thousand thumbs up, 14 accidental thumbs down.