OK the first season was rushed because I was in school but I'll give some more effort!
All Flavor Text! Improvised by me based off of what happened in the sim.
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Blaine Chen: Welcome to Season 2 of BBBB! Last year, Blaze walked home with the victory. And this season's prize is even bigger! A bag of Whole Grain Goldfish!
RL: Just a bag of goldfish? The ratings won't be up.
Blaine Chen: Well to bad. Make some drama up! Anyways, our Lovely Houseguests will enter the house and join the three returnees in Mox, Wang, and Grim.
Wang: Still can't believe they eliminated me over Blaze. Dude was literally in a coma.
Blaine Chen: Well get in the house nerd!
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As everyone entered the house, groups began to form. OMB, Quinn, and Wang all joined an alliance, and created a separate one with Poyser, with Quinn and OMB planning to use Poyser as a sacrifice. Wang however created a secret final 2 agreement with Poyser. That wasn't the only two man alliance as Mitch and Swamps aligned over their mutual love of Penguins. Mitch however had a bond with Sabre and Tweet, giving him 3 allies.
As day 1 went on, we got our first challenge!
Blaine Chen: Houseguest, this is the first HOH Competition! As you see, you are all standing on a Balance Beam!
Poyser: This doesn't seem very stable. It's made of thin wood.
Blaine Chen: Genius over here eh?
Blaine pushes a button that zaps Poyser off.
Quinn: You can't just eliminate him from the comp!
Blaine pushes a button that zaps Quinn off.
Blaine Chen: Basically last one on wins!
Blaine Chen: GO!
As the 14 left began to wonder the board, some struggled to keep their balance. And some were doing fine. Dak had an idea though. He approached an area where he was facing Sabre, Wang, Mitch, and Grim. And he stomped a hole in the wood, causing their side to become unstable. And as the wood fell, so did those four. This backfired on Dak as the plank his side was on began to slip. Mox tripped back and grabbed the edge of the balance beam, somehow keeping her side alive. Tweet began to argue with Dak, but Dak simply threw Tweet off.
OMB, Jimmy, Swamps, Sky, and Deezy fell one by one due to instability. Now it was down to Dak, RL, KIF, and Mox. Mox was struggling to keep her grip, and that's when Dak made his way over to her. And he stomped on her hands. Mox fell to the floor as the board began to slip. RL pushed KIF off as it fell, leaving the race to Dak and RL. The two began falling! THE WINNER WOULD BE DECIDED BY WHO FALLS SLOWER. And then someone hit. You could hear Dak's gun rattling before RL's Statistic Chart, signaling that RL won the first HOH!
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After a while of everyone resting and healing from injuries, RL made his nominations.
RL: So .... as we all know I won the HOH. And the ratings are threw the roof!
Quinn: Yeah Yeah get on with it.
RL: You know what I don't appreciate your attitude! I'm nominating you! And also Mitch because Penguins suck.
Mitch: HOW DARE YOU!?
Blaine Chen: Well then .... this nomination ceremony is adjourned!
* Insert dramatic episode end that has Jimmy and Dak staring daggers at each other.