I was planning on waiting 'til at least Spiral, or CMS posted their respective promo's but I might not be on the computer so I'll post mine right now.
Backstory: It is the iMPACT following Genesis 2007. In the main event of Genesis Sting teased a mystery partner, where speculations were all over the place from “The Great One”, to “The Hulkster”, to “The Nature Boy”. But at the end it was Chris Jericho who tag teamed with Sting to take on Kevin “Diesel” Nash, and “The Olympic Gold Medalist” Kurt Angle. At the end of the match, Chris Jericho performed a big Codebreaker, or double knee face buster if you may on Kevin Nash to earn the win. Kurt Angle hightailed out of the ring with his TNA World Heavyweight Championship living to fight another day, as Sting was about to lock in the Scorpion Deathlock to send a message to Angle. Instead, he signaled Jericho to lock in The Walls of Jericho on Nash. The show closed off with Jericho posing at the turnbuckle. TNA iMPACT! General Manager Jim Cornett announced that Sting rightfully earned his win over Angle as he promised, and now has a No Holds Barred match against Kurt Angle at the TNA Super Show just one week away from now. Now not to leave their new member high, and dry. They gave Chris Jericho a shot to prove himself worthy of the title. At the super show Chris Jericho will face AJ Styles in a dream match for number one contendership of the championship at “Turning Point”. Now we are just before our main event of iMPACT featuring a rematch of Genesis’s main event with Christian Cage replacing Nash who is Kayfabe injured. Jeremy Borash attempts to conduct an interview with Jericho before he goes out to due battle.
As we return from commercial we go backstage to the usual interview scene where there is no one present. Just then, the pleads of Jeremy Borash begin to be heard. He his yelling out the name of the possible number one contender for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship “The Savior” Chris “Y2J” Jericho. Jeremy Borash comes into the scene, and has a microphone in hand already. He takes a deep breath, and eventually looks into the camera.
Jeremy Borash: “Ladies, and Gentlemen I am Jeremy Borash, and with me tonight is none other than the former world champion. Veteran in the ring. And possible number one contender for “The” TNA World Heavyweight Championship that will be de-”
Chris Jericho is heard from off camera.
Chris Jericho: “Hold on, hold on, hold on one minute. Did you just say “possible” number one contender?
Chris Jericho walks into the scene with his jacket, and uniform pants on. He beams into the camera, and at the eyes of fans at home. He looks back at Jeremy Borash, and begins once more.
Chris Jericho: “I AM the number one contender. Come next Thursday when I beat who ever the hell is Aj Styles at “The” TNA Super show! So kid what’s your name again?”
Jeremy Borash: “Jeremy Borash, Jericho.”
Chris Jericho: “Jeremy Borash Jericho? Holy feces were your parents Jerich-a-holics too? Oh boy I am loved!”
Jeremy Borash: “I’m sure you are Jericho but I meant-.”
Chris Jericho: “Jeremy Borash Jericho can you SHUT THE HELL UP!”
Jeremy stays silent, as Jericho stares down at him with a priceless face. The crowd laughs at the scenario, and eats up Y2J's antics.
Chris Jericho: “ Well get on with it come on I don’t have all day I have a few ass clowns asses to go kick.”
Jeremy Borash: “Um, yeah sure. So Y2J your thoughts on your big win over Kurt Angle, and Kevin Nash this past Sunday? How do you feel about Sting picking up the pin fall after you put Nash away with your may I say lethal Codebreaker. Yet, now you have to fight your way to the title?”
Chris Jericho: “Ok Borash Jericho. I know what your trying to do. Your trying to stir some of the nasty, nasty between Sting, and myself. Well to tell you the truth I am pissed off. I mean Stings my friend, and all. The guy brang me to TNA for Christ’s Sake. I help him out with Angle, and Nash, and the guy cant even drop my name to Corn head, or whatever that guys name is?”
Jeremy Borash: “But Jericho you have to understand it was Jim Cornett’s decision, and not Stings. So your thoughts on your opponent next week Aj Styles.”
Chris Jericho: “ Who the hell is Aj Styles!? Sounds like an over rated, wanna be rapper, who’s ass got kicked in ‘05."
Chris Jericho laughs out loud, as the fans applaud the cheap rib at the obvious superstar.
Chris Jericho: "No, but seriously who in the hell is Aj Styles? Huh, Jeremy Borash Jericho?”
Jeremy Borash: “Well um, he is a former two time TNA World Heavyweight Champion. He has actually been pretty dominant, and is currently holding the TNA Tag Team Championship alongside Tyson Tomko of course.”
Chris Jericho: “Now that’s a name I remember! Tyson Tomko. That loser, slash jobber kid is still wrestling! Well what a small world eh? I don’t know who the hell this Cj, Aj, Jj Styles kid is but I am Y2J, and I am sorry to tell you but I am just simply better than you. Don’t feel bad I’m better than everyone really. Right Jeremy Borash Jericho?”
Jeremy Borash: “ If you say so Y2J. So Chris Jericho let me ask one more question. What are your thoughts on Kurt Angle, and the TNA World Heavyweight Championship?”
Chris Jericho: “Kurt Angle. The man with a million faces. He is a wrestler, Olympic Gold Medalist, milkman, father, husband, and not to mention ass clown! Kurt Angle has been defeated by me more times than I have won championships. I seriously lost count, and Sunday was another loss in the Angle Jericho rivalry. Lets just say Angle does by a miracle beat Sting in that no holds barred match. I am coming after him. I am Chris “damn” Jericho. See I don’t have to add a “damn”, or a “freaking” before, or in the middle of my name to show how great I am. I am just oozing with greatness. I am “The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla”, I am The Savior of TNA, and I am the next TNA World Heavyweight Champion. Now Kurt “freaking” Angle.. That’s the truth! Oh boy its damn true!”
Chris Jericho smiles into the camera, before comically changing to a serious face, and storming off the scene.
Jeremy Borash: “Well according to Chris Jericho; This is Jeremy Borash Jericho back to you Mike, and Don.”
Once again, good luck to Spiralshock, and CMS. Its an honor to go against you two, and may the best booker win.