Bears WR Hurd facing federal drug charges

[Cyrus Riddle]

had to be a heart pounding experience, all this time he was only a backup, but was still managing to get receptions

 

[Fuji Vice]

He'll probably do some more receiving in jail too.

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

bringing back the McSalad Shaker, Hurd is an innovator in his own right

 

[Fuji Vice]

Is it a fruit salad this time around?

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

"Hurd" it was a fruit and yogurt combo

 

[Fuji Vice]

That makes sense, he'll be dealing with a different kind of white stuff soon enough.

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

yeah, he will get a chance to meet the "cream" of the crop in prison

 

[Fuji Vice]

Funny thing, he may go in a tight end, but he'll definitely leave as a wide receiver.

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

Hope he remembers to keep the ball tucked so he doesn't fumble, a loss of yardage would be terrible

 

[Fuji Vice]

I hope he knows how to catch too. It would be bad if he dropped the soap.

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

his anal virginity will be in permanent hibernation

 

[Fuji Vice]

This thread is hilarious, even if its only two of us keeping it alive. I've got to run right now but I'll be back in a few hours to crack more jokes you haven't hurd about Hurd.

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

lol, i know, it's fun as hell...see ya when you get back, i'll be on later if i'm not on when you get back...

 

[TroyTheAverage]

Wow, you guys are sad... :

As far as this story goes, fuck that motherfucker.