Bad Music: a Celebration

[Sky]

Also I included all your picks @GARBAGE @Bad News Booty @Skyefire

Especially I Eat Cannibals, that's perfectly bad 80s bollocks

 

[Professor Booty]

 

[Sky]

X-tReMe PoWeR - Respect and Obey Authority

I mean... come on. Fucking hell. It's a bunch of sheltered Christian cult kids rocking out on their video game instruments about how authority is awesome and you should always listen to your parents and teachers because JESUS. I can't believe any of these kids actually believes this stuff. There's no way they actually played their instruments, unlike in Video Games, where the lack of ability in playing instruments is the appeal. This is just kids singing over MIDI.

 

[Chris]

Jesus, famous rebel who was killed for disrupting, wants you to support authority unquestioningly

 

[GARBAGE]

Idk they sound like the new Public Enemy to me

 

[Sky]

Pizza Kids - We Like Pizza

As if I haven't given enough shit to children singing this thread, here it is. We Like Pizza. Every bit as cheesy as the beloved pizza of the Pizza Kids, this 2006 release somehow got a bit of interest from the Internet and attracted enough buzz to get an official "animated" video. Highlight is the one who says "I like pizza with tomato" and then everyone goes silent. Tomato haters in this song. Do not like.

 

[Sky]

Glee Cast - Baby Got Back

Do I even need to say anything? The Glee cast and rap do not go together, which is why they don't rap. In fact, it's even worse. They try to do the smoothest, acoustic-est, white people-est version of the infamous song about the female rump. And the word "try" is inappropriate here, because this arrangement was straight up stolen from this joke cover by Jonathan Coulton. They even kept the extra lines Coulton added in. I actually don't think this is funny bad anymore, it's just. Capitalism-sucks bad.

 

[Professor Booty]

you know I really forgot all about this one...on purpose

 

[Sky]

Family Force 5 featuring Tedashii - Chainsaw

Crunkcore? A very silly genre. Christian music? Often a sign of lame music. So when you combine them into Christian Crunkcore you get Family Force 5, and from them you get this work of perverse genius. I'm pretty sure there's no actual Christian theming in this particular work of theirs, but they don't put all the Bible-thumping in their singles, they just put the most bizarre tracks out instead. I love how unlistenable this whole thing is.

 

[GARBAGE]

wow, that was extremely annoying.


have you seen this btw

 

[Sky]

Leah Kate - Twinkle Twinkle

I wish you didn't exist either, Leah. You're 30 and your parents own a radio station, you somehow manage to be the most obvious industry plant in an industry that's so stuffed full of plants it might as well be a greenhouse. And you're expecting to get the hit of the year (a couple of years ago actually lmao) by ripping off a kids song but putting naughty words in it. Otherwise, just emptiness in the form of a song.