Bacon

[Solidus1]

I'll eat bacon when it's in a sandwich with eggs. Otherwise, meh. Gimme a chicken breast instead.

 

[mark_htfc]

Mrs HTFC wasn't complaining about my less-than-average sized sausage.

l did wonder where she got those scabs from.

 

[Crayo]

I'll eat bacon when it's in a sandwich with eggs. Otherwise, meh. Gimme a chicken breast instead.

Exactly what I said in Skype. My exact words were "I'll eat it in a sandwich if it's there and all I have, but I'll much rather chicken which is a superior meat". Got tons of heat; felt like Bully Ray.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

I dislike sausages.

Fuck all of you.

Oh hell no. You aren't fucking me, you bacon-hating asshole. :tough:

 

[Crayo]

Oh hell no. You aren't fucking me, you bacon-hating asshole. :tough:

Assholes already taste bad, who'd want to put bacon there instead? Eww.

#ColossalHeatInbound

 

[Solidus1]

Exactly what I said in Skype. My exact words were "I'll eat it in a sandwich if it's there and all I have, but I'll much rather chicken which is a superior meat". Got tons of heat; felt like Bully Ray.

bro, bacon is poor mans meat. Big juicy chicken breasts and legs are for real men.

 

[Crayo]

bro, bacon is poor mans meat. Big juicy chicken breasts and legs are for real men.

This is why you > Xanth.

 

[mark_htfc]

Exactly what I said in Skype. My exact words were "I'll eat it in a sandwich if it's there and all I have, but I'll much rather chicken which is a superior meat". Got tons of heat; felt like Bully Ray.

Chicken superior to bacon? I've heard it all now :troll:

 

[Solidus1]

This is why you > Xanth.

then why you love him more :sad:

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Assholes already taste bad, who'd want to put bacon there instead? Eww.

#ColossalHeatInbound

Because bacon makes them taste better. Keep up!

 

[Farooq]

Obviously lamb is the best meat ever. Lamb>bacon any day.

 

[Crayo]

Chicken superior to bacon? I've heard it all now :troll:

Bacon is for tiny penises. It makes you feel more masculine. Chicken is for men comfortable with their sexuality; aka men with enormous cocks.

then why you love him more :sad:

He makes a mean chicken sandwich.

 

[Rogue]

Woah, when did we go comparing bacon to other meats? I mean of course chicken is the superior meat of the two.

 

[mark_htfc]

Best meat ever though is a medium-rare stake.

 

[Farooq]

Lamb=Roman Reigns
Bacon=Santino
Chicken=Titus O'Neil