Bacon

[Xanth]

So Crayo, Jonathan and I were sitting in a Skype call talking about toppings that are amazing on pizzas. Crayo's ordering one right now and he has no toppings whatsoever, just some plain shitty cheese pizza. So we get talking about ham and bacon and Crayo hits out with "I don't like bacon."

What the fuck. Who the fuck doesn't like bacon? Flame the fuck out of him in this thread.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Crayo you just lost 5000000 internet respect points bro. For shame!

 

[Nick]

Can we just ban this guy from the forum already?

 

[mark_htfc]

How the fuck can you not like Bacon? You really are one strange guy Crayo!

 

[Senhor Perfect]

@GrammarNazi82

 

[Cloud]

Wtf? Bacon is amazing.

 

[mark_htfc]

Wtf? Bacon is amazing.

Exactly, what better thing could you have in a morning other than a Bacon sarnie with HP.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Holy crap.... the OP genuinely brought a tear to my eye. What. The. Ever. Loving. Fuck.

HOW the FUCK do you not like bacon, you bastard?? As someone told me before, I've got a man-size love for bacon. It is beyond my realm of understanding how someone could NOT like it. Bacon is the vegetarian's gateway drug. This is just.... ugh! Complete and utter nonsense.

Crayo is dead to me now. I hope someone stuffs a handful of bacon down your throat and you choke, you evil blimey Eurofag rat bastard.

 

[Stopspot]

Not liking bacon should be a bannable offence.

Crayo, I am ultimate disappoint. Manson was a cooler dude than you.

 

[Pop Tatari]

Bacon wrapped around cocktail sausages is so delicious.

 

[mark_htfc]

Next he'll be telling us he hates Sausages too.

 

[Cloud]

Exactly, what better thing could you have in a morning other than a Bacon sarnie with HP.

There is nothing better especially if its your day off.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Not liking bacon should be a bannable offence.

Can that be added to the rules and ToS? I mean, really. Come on. That's got to be complete bullshit.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Next he'll be telling us he hates Sausages too.

He's mad gay, so he has to love sausages.

 

[Stopspot]

Can that be added to the rules and ToS? I mean, really. Come on. That's got to be complete bullshit.

Make a thread in the suggestions section with a poll. #PeoplePower #BaconPower