Sweet thread... Props to ya, Rob!
Trying hard to recall another Haku story I'd heard (He was blatantly one bad-ass motherfucker!)... Grrrrrrr, damn the puff!
@ Sabu's cheek tale: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!
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Thanks Airfixx.
Heres another story Blair told on his wrestling internet radio show.
Paul "Mr Wonderful" Orndorff Part I
Florida Championship Wresling again areound early 80s. Orndorff is an admited full blooded redneck, but a true tough guy. Blair and Paul were chilling in the locker room after a show, and Tony Atlas was ranting llike a madman in a fit of roidrage. Atlas was an incredibly built black guy whose physique was as good as Lugers in his prime.
Anyway Tonys screamin "I can take any one of you MoFos in here! In a real fight Id whip any one of y'alls asses! Except for maybe Andre (yeah Andre was present), but I could beat the rest of you!" and on and on he went. Orndorffs spittin into a cup of dip just quietly watching (Roid rages were/are common in the business), and says "BB how much longer do we have top put up with this shit?!"
Well they were carpooling together and Atlas is shotgun. Pauls in back, and Blairs driving. Still Atlas is going on about himself! "I mean it! Id whip anybody in this busines! Except for maybe Andre! Im the toughest guy in this car!". Orndorff finally pipes up "Thats Bullshit Tony! I'd whip your ass!". Atlas in a fury says "Oh you want to try?!" Paul yells "Pull over the car BB!"
So Blair pulls over, and they all get out. Its nightime along some highway. So these two start right away by grabbing onto each other - realize Tony is much bigger. Suddenly Atlas starts howling "AAAAA! He bit my ear! That fuckin cracker bit off my ear!" (30 yrs before Tyson, but this was a streetfight). Sure enough Orndorff bit off a section of Tonys ear. Paul says "You want to keep goin?!", and Atlas says "I need to go to a hospital! I cant believe he bit my ear!"
They all pile in the car sriving to a hospital, and Tony strts up again "Damnit Paul if you didnt take that cheap shot Id whooped your honkey ass!". Immediately Orndorff yells again "Pull over the car BB!", but Atlas quickly says "No! No Im done! I need a hospital". Aah the good old days.