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Why did Bob Marley shoot the sheriff instead of the Deputy?

If say, we were in a gadda da vida or Garden of Eden (as some like to call it)...honey :08:, would you know that I was lovin you?

If wishes were fishes, the whole world would be an ocean..OR WOULD IT?!?!?

In reality, was Willis "talkin bout" anything?

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?

Isnt it Ironic...don't you think?
 

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granada, bahrain, northeast of the compound. are you gonna rape me before you kill me? :D

:roflmao:

After.

Do you think there should be a sub section within Rell in a Thread called "Asking Questions" or something along those lines in which any member that wants can have there own "Ask (insert members name) a Question" rather then having to try and find them all among all the other none ask a member threads?

No I think we should just be allowed to randomly delete the terrible ones.

Why did Bob Marley shoot the sheriff instead of the Deputy?

If say, we were in a gadda da vida or Garden of Eden (as some like to call it)...honey :08:, would you know that I was lovin you?

If wishes were fishes, the whole world would be an ocean..OR WOULD IT?!?!?

In reality, was Willis "talkin bout" anything?

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?

Isnt it Ironic...don't you think?

I dunno, maybe him and the deputy got high all the time together, and the sheriff had to go because he wanted to infringe on their pot smoking, so they decided that he'd just shoot the sheriff.

Yes.

It would be terrible. We'd all be wiped out in a massive wish wave.

Well, Willis was trying to explain Quantum Mechanics to Arnold and Arnold would say "whatchoo talkin bout willis?" in reference to American physicist Richard Feynman's quote "I think it is safe to say that no one understands quantum mechanics."

Then I met God the other night and he really needs a shower.

Its like rain on your wedding day as a matter of fact.

What's the best way to kill yourself?

Dear Great One,

We here at the desk of monkeystyle would like to thank you for your interest in our opinions. As to your conundrum as to what is the best way to kill yourself, I ask you to please refer to the earlier parts of this thread where this question was already answered. We hope this answers your question. Thank you again for your letter.

Monkeystyle

nb: letter not actually read by monkesytyle, and response has been created by 6 filipino slave boys being whipped repeatedly, and again, not monkeystyle.
 

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1-What happend to Osama bin Ladin? Rumours say that he is linked to a canadian monkey who is having a boner to Orton! :shocking:

^ wow! now that links to the outcome of... Osama is also Orton's boner! hence his name Osama Bin laden.. (lover).

2-Why do you switch off your signature option? arent you interested to see your own sig?

3-I think you need to watch UFC, coz George St Pierre (french/canadian) is dominating his weight division.. so to put that in a question.. Are you interested?

4-How do you rate Mike Chaos? :shifty:

5-Do you bring on the funks while dreaming or while *......* ? :p
 

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Do you think I have became a better member
 

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1-What happend to Osama bin Ladin? Rumours say that he is linked to a canadian monkey who is having a boner to Orton! :shocking:

^ wow! now that links to the outcome of... Osama is also Orton's boner! hence his name Osama Bin laden.. (lover).

2-Why do you switch off your signature option? arent you interested to see your own sig?

3-I think you need to watch UFC, coz George St Pierre (french/canadian) is dominating his weight division.. so to put that in a question.. Are you interested?

4-How do you rate Mike Chaos? :shifty:

5-Do you bring on the funks while dreaming or while *......* ? :p

He's behind you right now.

I would rather see the other peoples sigs, but I'm trying to make a point.

Yeah they had an event in Montreal like a couple of weeks ago. Anyway, I enjoy it but I'm not fanatical over it.

Prodigal son.

I sling funk like I breathe.
 

C4

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- Don't you think Wrestling Station acted like a blueberry with that first question? :shifty:
 

Great One

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No, I don't want to read 3 pages, tell me how the best way to fucking kill myself NOW!
 

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1. Are you a drug addict?
2. Are you "cool"?
3. How can i get rich quick?
 

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u skipped over me lol

I asked do you think I am a better member now
 

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So like... what is it like in the day of Randy Orton's Boner...?
 

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Do you think I have became a better member

I guess so, I rarely see you around.

- Don't you think Wrestling Station acted like a blueberry with that first question? :shifty:

Nope.

No, I don't want to read 3 pages, tell me how the best way to fucking kill myself NOW!

Dear Great One,

We here at the desk of monkeystyle would like to thank you for your interest in our opinions. As to your conundrum as to what is the best way to kill yourself, I ask you to please refer to the earlier parts of this thread where this question was already answered. We hope this answers your question. Thank you again for your letter.

Monkeystyle

nb: letter not actually read by monkesytyle, and response has been created by 6 filipino slave boys being whipped repeatedly, and again, not monkeystyle.

1. Are you a drug addict?
2. Are you "cool"?
3. How can i get rich quick?

Surprisingly I'm not.
The air conditioning is on, so yes.
Sell drugs or yourself. Oh and don't get caught.

u skipped over me lol

I asked do you think I am a better member now

No I didn't, I answered WS question last.

So like... what is it like in the day of Randy Orton's Boner...?

Very short.
 

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I don't quite grasp number 1
Il suicido, I don't want to have to be that good.
lol suicide by cop.
It uses up a lot of time, but I wouldn't call it a waste of time.
I'm a slave to the figa
TDK
I don't understand that one.
Heh, I get that one. I like some nice northern lights bud from BC when I can get it.
My head hurts.
I dunno, one can never really tell if pictures are real or not.

n1 was: agreeing with democracy sucks(i've been saying it since i was 15), why do u think it sucks?
n7: favourite food?
n9:lame kiddish joke with no solution

then...
when will tdk be banned?
i'm bored to death, what i should do, considering i have to keep my brain safe?
 

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n1 was: agreeing with democracy sucks(i've been saying it since i was 15), why do u think it sucks?
n7: favourite food?
n9:lame kiddish joke with no solution

then...
when will tdk be banned?
i'm bored to death, what i should do, considering i have to keep my brain safe?

Democracy sucks because it assumes two things. One that all people are equal, and number two that people actually know what they want.

Both of these things are inherently false. People are in general not equal, and again in general people have no idea what they want. Do any of us really want to put our futures in the hands of the general populace? I shudder at the thought.

Oh my favourite italian food is farsumagru, and my favourite food of all time is just a nice steak cooked blue with some nice frites. and a veggie. MMMM.

And that explains why number 9 hurts my head.
 

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Also, since its saturday you should go down to the pub with some buddies and not get drunk, but just chillax.