Ask Deu- LEWB

[Lewb]

Yeah, I copied the idea off a guy that left. But I will never leave. And I believe I have the charisma of a shaken up coca cola bottle with an alka seltzer dropped in. So go ahead, ask me any fucking thing.

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Where did you get your Undertaker Shampoo from?

PS. TT!

 

[Lewb]

I got it from the PhenoMinimart. And I will. Tomorrow morning ha.

 

[Pete]

Have you left ACW?
Where's the beef?
What is the meaning of life?
U mad bro?
What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Am I Evil?
How's my driving?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Pepsi or Coke?
FIFA or PES?
Master of Puppets or Ride The Lightning?
Back In Black or Highway To Hell?
Did OJ do it?
Are you serious, bro?

 

[Lewb]

Have you left ACW? Taken a sabittical
Where's the beef? In the fridge
What is the meaning of life? In the fridge
U mad bro? Only when the fridge is empty.
What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist? Why is the fridge empty you Iranian Bastard.
Am I Evil? Are you an Iranian gynecologist?
How's my driving? Your driving my crazy with all these goddamn questions.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? It's gotta be the egg. All first life forms were unborn.
Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
FIFA or PES? Fifa
Master of Puppets or Ride The Lightning? RTL
Back In Black or Highway To Hell? HTH
Did OJ do it? Seth McFarlane said he did. I believe everything that man says.
Are you serious, bro? No, of course I am.

 

[Pete]

Have you left ACW? Taken a sabittical
Where's the beef? In the fridge
What is the meaning of life? In the fridge
U mad bro? Only when the fridge is empty.
What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist? Why is the fridge empty you Iranian Bastard.
Am I Evil? Are you an Iranian gynecologist?
How's my driving? Your driving my crazy with all these goddamn questions.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? It's gotta be the egg. All first life forms were unborn.
Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
FIFA or PES? Fifa
Master of Puppets or Ride The Lightning? RTL
Back In Black or Highway To Hell? HTH
Did OJ do it? Seth McFarlane said he did. I believe everything that man says.
Are you serious, bro? No, of course I am.

I like you

But you missed my South Park joke ("say, Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist? *Faaaaart!*") AND my Metallica joke (notice all caps on Am I Evil? ....YES I AM!)

 

[Lewb]

I like you

But you missed my South Park joke ("say, Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist? *Faaaaart!*") AND my Metallica joke (notice all caps on Am I Evil? ....YES I AM!)

Not a big South Park fan tbh haha so yeah, would have missed that one every time.

 

[The Cork]

What would be the best lubrication to use should I want to anally penetrate a female?

 

[Lewb]

What would be the best lubrication to use should I want to anally penetrate a female?

You should just go ahead and stick me up there. I'd probably do a better job

 

[Slim]

You should just go ahead and stick me up there. I'd probably do a better job

heh now that is a one of a kind answer.

 

[Lewb]

heh now that is a one of a kind answer.

One of a Kind is my middle name. Currently in a lawsuit with Rob Van Dam.

 

[Aniking]

Not a big South Park fan tbh haha so yeah, would have missed that one every time.

Are you lame?

You know, had to ask it and all seeing how you're not a South Park fan. Gotta be lame.

 

[Lewb]

Are you lame?

You know, had to ask it and all seeing how you're not a South Park fan. Gotta be lame.

I'm a fan. Just not a big enough fan to have seen every episode and pick up on every joke. Gotta learn to read. Maybe that's why your not winning your big time matches as Christian, not reading the details.

I'll say this now. Don't take anything I say in this thread serious. I'm playing an A.W. in here.

 

[Pete]

So you don't REALLY like Ride The Lightning and Highway To Hell over Master of Puppets and Back In Black?

 

[Lewb]

So you don't REALLY like Ride The Lightning and Highway To Hell over Master of Puppets and Back In Black?

Haha I do. I meant like the burns or cocky remarks. If you ask me one or the other i will tell you the truth lol. And get asking more questions everyone. I'm going to make this the biggest thread in WrestlingSmarks history.