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I will start, ass or tits man?
 

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Can you please stop sending me those pics? I agree, it's huge but enough is enough.
 

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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Your quick thoughts on the movie Galaxy of Terror?
 

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I will start, ass or tits man?

Well, my wife has both! However, I have always been a tits man. I’ve only dated one female with smaller than a C since I was 15.

Can you please stop sending me those pics? I agree, it's huge but enough is enough.

Oh come on, bro! Why!? Booty and Fuji already put restraining orders on me for sending them pics and now you are going to as well? 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

It is quite simply really when you consider the dynamics of wood chucking and, the ability of the said wood chuck to chuck the wood. Simply put: “:A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.” – Wall Street Journal

Your quick thoughts on the movie Galaxy of Terror?

Blah. Simply Blah. It was nothing more than an Alien rip off with shitty special effects.
 

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Will the Braves ever win the world series?

There was that one special 1995 season where the Braves finally won the World Series. I remember watching Game Six on a Saturday Night. They Braves defeated the Cleveland Indians 1-0, with the onky run coming off of a David Justice Solo HR.

I also think had there not been a strike in 1994, they could have very well won the Series that season too. The 1996 Series was a damn melt down that should have never happened like that. Bases load, 3-0 pitch down by a single run. Terry Pendalton swung at a bad pitch into a Double Play to end the inning. I was extremely pissed off to sayh the very least.

Now will they win another Series? I would like to hope so, but through decades of heart breaks, the city of Atlanta has sadly gotten used to its Sports teams letting them down. I think the last team to play for a championship was win the Georgia Force lost in the Arena Bowl.
 

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Do you support all the Atlanta sports teams?

If so, which is your favourite?
 

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Do you support all the Atlanta sports teams?

If so, which is your favourite?

I'm not big on Basketball. I love my Braves and Falcons the same. My favorite Georgia team all around is the DAWGS!
 

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How soon before we are living in a Mad Max or Book of Eli type world?


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Is it wise to start a best man speech with WAT UP BITCHES *gangsta finger sign*?
 

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How old was the oldest woman you fucked
 

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When the hell we going to find an Indy show to go to?

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How soon before we are living in a Mad Max or Book of Eli type world?

I really doubt it will ever get that bad. I know the Liberal mask wearing pansies and Conservative welfare cowboys seem to think it will, but it won’t get that bad.

Is it wise to start a best man speech with WAT UP BITCHES *gangsta finger sign*?

It depends. Is your friend ok with it? If so, then go for it.

I was the best man at my best friend’s wedding in 2009, and his wife was so terrified I was going to do something embarrassing. So, I couldn’t plan his last night out as a single man (instead his other buddies chose to see Transformers 2), wasn’t allowed around the maid of honor or brides maids without supervision, was patted down for booze and weed before the parties, and was begged not to give a detailed Best man’s speech without any swear words.

So yeah…. I behaved because my best friend was more important than me making a scene.

How old was the oldest woman you fucked

She was 36 and this was back in 2011. This was just one of those Army Goggles type of deals. I prefer my women younger than I am though.

When the hell we going to find an Indy show to go to?

Where are some of the good Indy shows at? There is one in Waycross every now and again but it usually sucks balls, and Valdosta doesn’t have them anymore. I’m not allowed at the Indy shows in the Habersham/Rabun area no more. And I really haven’t heard of any around Atlanta in quite a while.

Are there any around Warner Robins and Macon still?