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Mattitude is practiced in 100 countries.
Matt Hardy's bedtime is 4 am.
Matt Hardy always got more candy than his brother.
Matt has seen all the "Friday the 13th" movies.
Matt likes english muffins.
Matt hates cold weather.
Matt scored 1330 on his SATs.
Matt was the Fear Factor Champion.
Matt loves guacamole.
Matt only drinks lowfat chocolate milk.
Matt keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees.
Matt's IQ is 139.
Matt has been to Plymouth Rock.
Matt believes that Thanksgiving is a boring holiday.
Matt is a great juggler.
Matt is his father's favorite child.
Matt's favorite band is Pearl Jam.
Matt was always on the honor roll.
Matt has wrestled in 44 states.
Matt was the MVP of the '99 No Mercy ladder match.
Matt always sticks to his new years resolutions.
Matt loves EggNog-Hates Fruitcake.
Matt Knows How To Solve A Rubik's Cube.
Matt always stays awake until sunrise on New Year's.
Matt has a heated toilet seat.
Matt likes pulp in his orange juice.
Matt was in the academically gifted class in elementary school.
Matt Strongly Dislikes Mustard.
Matt keeps his checkbook balanced.
Matt thinks Shannon has an iota of Mattitude.
Matt was the longest surviving Smackdown superstar in the Royal Rumble.
Matt has a TV/DVD player in his car.
Matt usually exceeds the speed limit.
Matt always gets more valentines than his brother.
Matt doesn't send flowers-only gives chocolate.
Matt is miserable when dieting.
Matt finds Shannon very hard to teach.
Matt is annoyed by snow and ice.
Matt takes hot tea with milk and sweetener.
Matt's pants are a size 34 in the waist.
Matt thinks sweet potatoes are delicious.
Matt enjoys looking at pictures in Playboy.
Matt considers himself a sex symbol.
Matt has never locked his keys in his car.
Matt hates cleaning his carpet.
Matt graciously included Shannon in his book.
Matt is Shannon's idol.
Mattitude will make Wrestlemania a success.
Matt is very humble.
Matt is the star of the Hardy Boyz book.
Matt has a valuable Spider-Man comic book collection.
Matt often wonders how they did Wrestlemania without him.
Matt has read his book 12 times.
Matt thinks his match at Wrestlemania was the best.
Matt sleeps in the nude.
Matt's book is a New York Times best seller, of course.
Matt really digs his book.
Matt's favorite sushi is freshwater eel.
Matt only uses lowfat salad dressings.
Matt is dominant at putt-putt golf.
Matt has over 46 million Mattitude Followers.
Have you read Matt's new book?
Matt Hardy invented Mattitude.
Matt hates waking up before noon.
Matt eats slowly to savor his food.
Matt thinks Tajiri weighs too much to be a cruiserweight.
Matt can eat more sushi than Tajiri.
Matt likes his steak medium well.
Matt has more teeth than Benoit.
Matt speaks better English than Funaki.
Matt knows the capital of all the states.
Matt is taller than Rey Mysterio.
Matt despises traffic.
Matt is too handsome to wear a mask.
Matt has wrestled on 4 continents.
Matt likes tortilla soup.
Matt's abs are better than Rikishi's.
Matt is giving Shannon one more chance.
Matt likes pepper better than salt.
Matt lost his virginity at age 17.
Matt has never had earrings.
Matt's beard is better than Benoit's.
Matt tans wearing only a sock.
Mattitude is considered sacred in Japan.
Matt has beaten Rey & Billy at consecutive pay-per-views.
Matt's least favorite sushi is sea urchin.
Matt Hardy is THE attraction on the sports entertainment industry.
Matt hates bar fights.
Matt's favorite season is Summer.
Matt is twice the wrestler Zach Gowen is.
Matt loves Corduroy Clothing.
Matt despises standstill traffic.
Matt puts ketchup on one fry at a time.
Matt is a better commentator than Michael Cole.
Matt sleeps on his side.
Matt's fortune cookies always predict success.
Matt has never lost his cell phone.
Matt's pants are hipper than Rey's.
Matt's opponents often no-show from fear.
Matt has the memory of an elephant
Matt & Shannon have 'Moore Mattitude' than their opponents.
Matt enjoys ginger root after eating sushi.
Matt rarely uses turning signals.
Matt's home entertainment system requires five remotes.
Matt has wrestled with strep throat.
Matt hates taking medicine.
Matt has gotten four speeding tickets.
Matt has gotten out of over 20 tickets.
Matt isn't afraid to eat alone in public.
Matt likes portabella mushrooms.
Matt is annoyed by stupid questions.
Matt always drink diet soda.
Matt still has his tonsils.
Matt dreads winter time
Matt cannot be grossed out.
Matt has survived five car wrecks.
Matt likes Mondays better than Thursdays.
Matt is more handsome than Christian.
Matt's fingernails grows quickly.
Matt utilizes toilet seat covers.
Matt is more Xtreme than Tommy.
Matt's first job was at a car wash.
Matt has never lost a credit card.
Matt prefers the window seat on airplanes.
Matt loves Mongolian BBQ's.
Matt's counter tops are all granite.
Matt still has his appendix. (Wow....foreshadowing?
Matt is a fan on Miso soup.
Matt has never run out of gas while driving.
Matt's chest hair has grown swiftly.
Matt loves getting stuff for free.
Matt has status on 5 airlines.
Matt has exceptionally long eyelashes.
Matt’s house has 4 bathrooms.
Matt's kitchen appliances are all stainless steel.
Matt likes his eggs cooked over easy.
Matt paid cash for his home.
Matt has more money than you do.
Matt never irons his clothes.
Matt occasionally cheats on his diet.
Matt is ridiculously underrated.
Matt has four different phone numbers.
Matt is a fan of thin crust pizza.
Matt has broken his nose three times.
Matt never over-orders in restaurants.
Matt has 44 different action figures.
Matt always meets his deadlines.
Matt believes in karma.
Matt is not afraid of pain.
Matt & Lita hate seltzer water.
Matt's life is better with Lita in it.
Matt and Lita are not morning people.
Matt and Lita enjoy margaritas.
Matt doesn't waste time making his bed.
Matt Hardy's bedtime is 4 am.
Matt Hardy always got more candy than his brother.
Matt has seen all the "Friday the 13th" movies.
Matt likes english muffins.
Matt hates cold weather.
Matt scored 1330 on his SATs.
Matt was the Fear Factor Champion.
Matt loves guacamole.
Matt only drinks lowfat chocolate milk.
Matt keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees.
Matt's IQ is 139.
Matt has been to Plymouth Rock.
Matt believes that Thanksgiving is a boring holiday.
Matt is a great juggler.
Matt is his father's favorite child.
Matt's favorite band is Pearl Jam.
Matt was always on the honor roll.
Matt has wrestled in 44 states.
Matt was the MVP of the '99 No Mercy ladder match.
Matt always sticks to his new years resolutions.
Matt loves EggNog-Hates Fruitcake.
Matt Knows How To Solve A Rubik's Cube.
Matt always stays awake until sunrise on New Year's.
Matt has a heated toilet seat.
Matt likes pulp in his orange juice.
Matt was in the academically gifted class in elementary school.
Matt Strongly Dislikes Mustard.
Matt keeps his checkbook balanced.
Matt thinks Shannon has an iota of Mattitude.
Matt was the longest surviving Smackdown superstar in the Royal Rumble.
Matt has a TV/DVD player in his car.
Matt usually exceeds the speed limit.
Matt always gets more valentines than his brother.
Matt doesn't send flowers-only gives chocolate.
Matt is miserable when dieting.
Matt finds Shannon very hard to teach.
Matt is annoyed by snow and ice.
Matt takes hot tea with milk and sweetener.
Matt's pants are a size 34 in the waist.
Matt thinks sweet potatoes are delicious.
Matt enjoys looking at pictures in Playboy.
Matt considers himself a sex symbol.
Matt has never locked his keys in his car.
Matt hates cleaning his carpet.
Matt graciously included Shannon in his book.
Matt is Shannon's idol.
Mattitude will make Wrestlemania a success.
Matt is very humble.
Matt is the star of the Hardy Boyz book.
Matt has a valuable Spider-Man comic book collection.
Matt often wonders how they did Wrestlemania without him.
Matt has read his book 12 times.
Matt thinks his match at Wrestlemania was the best.
Matt sleeps in the nude.
Matt's book is a New York Times best seller, of course.
Matt really digs his book.
Matt's favorite sushi is freshwater eel.
Matt only uses lowfat salad dressings.
Matt is dominant at putt-putt golf.
Matt has over 46 million Mattitude Followers.
Have you read Matt's new book?
Matt Hardy invented Mattitude.
Matt hates waking up before noon.
Matt eats slowly to savor his food.
Matt thinks Tajiri weighs too much to be a cruiserweight.
Matt can eat more sushi than Tajiri.
Matt likes his steak medium well.
Matt has more teeth than Benoit.
Matt speaks better English than Funaki.
Matt knows the capital of all the states.
Matt is taller than Rey Mysterio.
Matt despises traffic.
Matt is too handsome to wear a mask.
Matt has wrestled on 4 continents.
Matt likes tortilla soup.
Matt's abs are better than Rikishi's.
Matt is giving Shannon one more chance.
Matt likes pepper better than salt.
Matt lost his virginity at age 17.
Matt has never had earrings.
Matt's beard is better than Benoit's.
Matt tans wearing only a sock.
Mattitude is considered sacred in Japan.
Matt has beaten Rey & Billy at consecutive pay-per-views.
Matt's least favorite sushi is sea urchin.
Matt Hardy is THE attraction on the sports entertainment industry.
Matt hates bar fights.
Matt's favorite season is Summer.
Matt is twice the wrestler Zach Gowen is.
Matt loves Corduroy Clothing.
Matt despises standstill traffic.
Matt puts ketchup on one fry at a time.
Matt is a better commentator than Michael Cole.
Matt sleeps on his side.
Matt's fortune cookies always predict success.
Matt has never lost his cell phone.
Matt's pants are hipper than Rey's.
Matt's opponents often no-show from fear.
Matt has the memory of an elephant
Matt & Shannon have 'Moore Mattitude' than their opponents.
Matt enjoys ginger root after eating sushi.
Matt rarely uses turning signals.
Matt's home entertainment system requires five remotes.
Matt has wrestled with strep throat.
Matt hates taking medicine.
Matt has gotten four speeding tickets.
Matt has gotten out of over 20 tickets.
Matt isn't afraid to eat alone in public.
Matt likes portabella mushrooms.
Matt is annoyed by stupid questions.
Matt always drink diet soda.
Matt still has his tonsils.
Matt dreads winter time
Matt cannot be grossed out.
Matt has survived five car wrecks.
Matt likes Mondays better than Thursdays.
Matt is more handsome than Christian.
Matt's fingernails grows quickly.
Matt utilizes toilet seat covers.
Matt is more Xtreme than Tommy.
Matt's first job was at a car wash.
Matt has never lost a credit card.
Matt prefers the window seat on airplanes.
Matt loves Mongolian BBQ's.
Matt's counter tops are all granite.
Matt still has his appendix. (Wow....foreshadowing?
Matt is a fan on Miso soup.
Matt has never run out of gas while driving.
Matt's chest hair has grown swiftly.
Matt loves getting stuff for free.
Matt has status on 5 airlines.
Matt has exceptionally long eyelashes.
Matt’s house has 4 bathrooms.
Matt's kitchen appliances are all stainless steel.
Matt likes his eggs cooked over easy.
Matt paid cash for his home.
Matt has more money than you do.
Matt never irons his clothes.
Matt occasionally cheats on his diet.
Matt is ridiculously underrated.
Matt has four different phone numbers.
Matt is a fan of thin crust pizza.
Matt has broken his nose three times.
Matt never over-orders in restaurants.
Matt has 44 different action figures.
Matt always meets his deadlines.
Matt believes in karma.
Matt is not afraid of pain.
Matt & Lita hate seltzer water.
Matt's life is better with Lita in it.
Matt and Lita are not morning people.
Matt and Lita enjoy margaritas.
Matt doesn't waste time making his bed.
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