Darren Pesinger: Hey...! Can ya h-hang on a minute?
Darren Pesinger hunches over and places his hands on his knees, exhaling heavily. Sweat trickles down his forehead and stains both the front and the back of his grape-coloured sleeveless shirt. His breath is ragged and heaving, and his overall physical condition is closer to a rank amateur than a professionally trained athlete.
A little ahead of him, his partner, Jack Ripper - sporting an elegant red tracksuit - stops powerwalking for a moment and looks behind him, to ascertain why the cowboy has stopped. Darren waves feebly with one hand, and the fashion designer hurries ahead to inform Kerry Buckingham, the duo's manager, who is also power-walking, in a violet ensemble. The British blonde similarly turns her head, and tuts, in a tone somewhere between amusement and scolding:
Kerry Buckingham: Darren! Really! I expected more from you, darling!
Ripper, however, is sympathetic to his partner, and signals for the spinster to go ahead:
Jack Ripper: Go on. We'll catch up to you.
The blonde looks doubtful, but eventually chooses to comply, shrugging one last time before turning and resuming her exercising. As for the fashion designer, he joins his partner in a nearby bench, taking a grateful swig of the water Darren is spilling over his bald head. The pair sit in silence for a moment, watching the boats travel in the Hudson river and the first commuters hurry along. Then, at lenght, the cowboy finally asks:
Darren Pesinger: So why d'ya think this Donnie fella wants ta fight us?!
Surprisingly, Jackie has a pretty good idea of the younger Trix brother's potential reasons:
Jack Ripper: My family knew the Trixes. I think my Dad knew heir dad - they were both old timey wrestlers, see? - and I know my brother Max was good friends with Nicky. Donnie was always...difficult. He was kind of a black sheep. Nicky was the model child. Kinda like me and Max. Y'know?
Darren nods, reading between his partner's words:
Darren Pesinger: So you're sayin' this Donnie wants us 'cause he's got a problem with you?
Jack is quick to cut in:
Jack Ripper: I wouldn't know about a problem. I never did anything to him, didn't even know him that well. But I would bet money his reasons are connected to me, yeah. Don't ask me what they are, though, 'cause I have no idea.
The Southerner nods again, thinking it fair. Then, after another long moment of silence, he grins:
Darren Pesinger: Whatever he's doin' it for...we're gonna beat him. Right, bud?
Pesinger extends a fist, which his best friend promptly bumps, with a smile of his own:
Jack Ripper: Right.
Dsrren Pesinger: 'Cause we're RipperCussions, the ACW Tag Team Champions, and don't nobody messes with us. Right?
The fashion designer smiles again:
Jack Ripper: Right.
Darren Pesinger: Atta boy, buddy. Now c'mon. The old hag'll be waitin' for us, an' I don't want her on my ass.
And as he follows behind his seemingly re-energized partner, Jack cannot help but marvel over the fact that, for once in their now year-long partnership, the roles have reversed, and Darren has actually acted mature. "Gosh", the fashion designer thinks to himself, as he picks up the pace again. "Hell must be about to freeze over".