Action Jackson Live-Posts WCW Nitro

[TheArabHammer]

OMG lol Nitro parties...

smurfs.

Back in the day we watched Raw and smoked a fuck ton of weed doing it. Nitro was the afterthought when I rambled on home at the end of the night high off my ass.

L O L Nitro parties. God there go my sides

 

[Action Jackson]

Hogan has Dennis Rodman with him... Warrior says to Rodman that "QUEERIN' DON'T MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND"

 

[Action Jackson]

SILVER KING AND NORMAN SMILEY ARE OUT HERE!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE!!!

 

[Action Jackson]

More nWo dudes... maybe the Warrior won't kidnap them. He was seriously straddling Beefcake who was on all fours the entire time. It was pretty homoerotic. BIG POPPA PUMP is out for a handicap match against Smiley and Silver King.

He fucking annihilates them. He's not selling SHIT.

STEINERLINES and stomps to the FACE.

 

[Action Jackson]

Scott Steiner is fucking these dudes up, getting babyface pops for his posedowns. He's goddamn annihilating these guys. Military press on Smiley. Tiger Driver on Silver King ONTO Smiley and DOUBLE STEINER RECLINER for the win!

 

[Action Jackson]

Sign of the night...


"SURVEY SAYS.... NORMAN SMILEY"

 

[Action Jackson]

More Nitro girls. Larry Zbysko is jacking his shit under the desk. Their pants are shiny. DDP's wife had a massive rack.

 

[Action Jackson]

Cut back to Thunder last week where Arn Anderson CHOKED THE SHIT out of Eric Bischoff. Why? Because he's Arn Anderson goddamnit.


Eric Bischoff can't say benevolent. He says "Ben-elephant elephant benevolent"

 

[Action Jackson]

Giant is out. He's with the nWo. Sometimes he's babyface, sometimes he's heel. That's kind of The Way Of The Big Show. I dig him either way. He's in "I EAT 30 HOT DOGS A DAY AND SHIT BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD WHILE SMOKING A CIG" mode.

 

[Action Jackson]

Meng is out. I don't know if anyone knows the stories, but Meng is seriously the toughest motherfucker of this era. In a shoot I can't think of anyone who could kick his ass. Don't fuck with a Samoan.

 

[Action Jackson]

Meng is no-selling all of Big Show's shit.

 

[Action Jackson]

Scott Hall is out with a drink in his hand.... he's a tag team champion. I dig it.

 

[Action Jackson]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YO

 

[Action Jackson]

Lex Luger is out to wrestle Hall. He makes the same "AHHHHHH!" yell when he hits offense that he does when he's selling shit.

 

[Action Jackson]

LIL NAITCH REFFING THIS SHIT!!