Action Jackson Live-Posts WCW Nitro

[Action Jackson]

FUCKING JJ DILLON AND MEAN GENE!!!

Mean Gene demanding to know if Ric Flair is in some room. JJ Dillon says he respects Gene and because of that he won't spoil the surprise. Gene says "HEY MAN I'VE PICKED UP A FEW BAR TABS FOR YOU!" lol Mean Gene is a party animal.

 

[Nick]

What a GOAT. Would've preferred him concussing Chavo, but it'll do.

 

[Action Jackson]

Eddie Guerrero's hair is fantastic. It's way long. Eric Bischoff fired him I think and made a racist burrito joke. That just happened.

 

[Action Jackson]

What a GOAT. Would've preferred him concussing Chavo, but it'll do.

Chavo deserves ALL of the concussing in life.

 

[Nick]

Chavo deserves ALL of the concussing in life.

The dude missed so much time because of that concussion. WALK IT OFF PUSSY

 

[Action Jackson]

British Bulldog VS The Barbarian... shit is picking up now. Barbarian is WHOOPING THAT ASS!

 

[Action Jackson]

The dude missed so much time because of that concussion. WALK IT OFF PUSSY

lolol I know. I get concussed every day. What a smurf.

 

[Action Jackson]

OMG JIMMY FUCKING HART IS GETTING A PIECE OF BRITISH BULLDOG!!

FUCK YOU BULLDOG, YOU BITCH! SELL THAT SHIT!!!

Oh no Bulldog says FUCK THAT and punches Jimmy off the apron. He beats Barbarian. Just barely, because Barbarian is A GODDAMN MANIAC,

 

[Action Jackson]

I know why I wasn't enjoying this show that much before. I needed another beer. Shit is perfect now. JJ DILLON AND MEAN GENE ARE IN THE RING!

 

[TheArabHammer]

This is hilarious...could be the fireball talking but god damn it's funny I love this shit. Thanks Action

 

[Action Jackson]

This is hilarious...could be the fireball talking but god damn it's funny I love this shit. Thanks Action

LOL nice man. The beer is fueling this entire thread, so you're in good company.

 

[Action Jackson]

The lights started flashing on and off and there was "maniacal laughing" as Schiavone called it. It leads to nothing, and JJ Dillon and Mean Gene leave the ring.



NOW

NITRO GIRLS

DANCING
SYNCHRONIZED
EVERY - THING - IN SYNC - AND - IN - TIME
IT'S - FAMILY - FRIENDLY AND
VAGUELY - SEXUAL STILL

NITRO GIRLS!

 

[TheArabHammer]

LOL nice man. The beer is fueling this entire thread, so you're in good company.

All you need is a Scott Norton sighting

 

[Action Jackson]

OMG lol Nitro parties...

smurfs.

Back in the day we watched Raw and smoked a fuck ton of weed doing it. Nitro was the afterthought when I rambled on home at the end of the night high off my ass.

 

[Action Jackson]

All you need is a Scott Norton sighting

Oh and I *NEED* that!!

dude wait.. nWo music... maybe it's Scott?

NO
NO NO NO FUCK THAT SHIT



THE RING FILLED WITH SMOKE


AND MOTHERFUCKER IT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!! HE'S GOT HOGAN'S BUTT BUDDY THE DISCIPLE BEEFCAKE!!



OMG HOGAN AND WELLLL IT'S THE BIGGG SHOOOOWWWWWWW

NO FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU WON'T FUCK WITH ULTIMATE WARRIOR, HIS HOMOPHOBIA, OR HIS INCREDIBLE ABS!!!