Above You Thread

[Kiffy Lube]

Already contacted him and told him how great I am.

 

[Reid]

Dead.

 

[PHX]

Should know I hate people who work for internet companies. Slowest people in the world.

 

[Kingslayer]

They can't be any slower than fast food employees.

"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"

"I'd like a Big Mac. Just the burger by itself."

"Would you like fries with that?"

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Classy stuff, man. Keep up the fantastic work.

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

This time, I won't come back to wear a suit and use long words and talk slowly. Everybody does that now. It would have to be something different to really interest me enough to want to come back.

WHATEVER. Come back you idiot, we need you.

 

[PHX]

Had to check your profile change history to realize you were JLK :

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

After watching the movie, as of now, I've decided to model my entire life after Patrick Bateman. Minus the sloppy serial killer and cocaine user part.

Halfway through the novel. Disturbing shit.

 

[PHX]

Gonna hope and assume the killer part is far and away the worst part about him.

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

lol'd @ the idea of DiCaprio portraying Bateman. Hate that guy.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Had to check your profile change history to realize you were JLK :

I did the same thing earlier. I had to find his introduction thread to figure him out.

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

It's hilarious how he says it like it's equivalent to swatting a mosquito off his body when he's half asleep. Transgressive fiction OWNS. Need to find more movies like this. Downloading Rules of Attraction atm.

 

[PHX]

Surprised how many people using the Benoit bar lol.

 

[Kingslayer]

I demand a JBL bar.

 

[PHX]

Probably saw Punk own once again.