Lawler: First up is Rob Terry's open challenge.
Mathews: I wonder who will answer?
Rob Terry is standing in the ring holding a microphone.
Terry: Anyone in the back, get out here. I need someone to fight.
Rob Van Dam's music plays but he is nowhere to be seen.
Hulk Hogan's music plays but he does not come out either.
Samoa Joe sneaks up on Rob Terry and begins blasting him with rights and lefts.
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
Match 1:
Samoa Joe vs. Rob Terry
Singles Match
The match begins and Samoa Joe is about to knock Terry's head off. Terry somehow manages to fight back and hits a gutbuster on Joe. Terry goes for a fall but only gets 1. Terry picks joe up and trys to choke slam him but Joe gets out of it and hits an enzeguiri on Terry. Joe goes up top and trys to hit a splash off the top rope onto Terry but misses. Terry puts Joe in a one legged boston crab but Joe gets to the ropes. Terry runs at Joe for a big boot but Joe ducks and Terry turns around into a big clothesline. Joe carries Terry over to the corner and puts him up on his shoulders. Samoa Joe hits the muscle buster and wins.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Samoa Joe!
After the match, the lights go out.
When the lights turn on, Sonny Siaki is in the ring holding a chair. Joe turns around into a big chair shot and then Sonny DDT's him onto the chair. Sonny leaves with a big smile while Joe is in the ring unconscious.
Joe is helped to the back.
Jimmy Hart comes out to the ring.
Christy Hemme comes out holding a microphone and stands in the ring.
Hemme: Jimmy Hart, have you decided who you will manage?
Jimmy: Yes i have indeedy, come out here boi!
Drew McIntyre's music plays and he comes out to the ring.
Jimmy: This young man is the next era in wrestling, and im making sure that he will be World Champion!
Jimmy Hart and Drew McIntyre are about to leave when Teddy Long appears on the screen.
Teddy: If you want to prove hes the next era, ill give you an oppurtunity. Tonight, there is a ladder match between Rob Van Dam and John Cena with a title shot at any given time on the line. Drew will be in that match too.
McIntyre takes Hart's microphone.
McIntyre: Thank you Teddy, you are looking at your next World Champion.
Hart and McIntyre leave the ring while the participants in the next match come out.
Match 2:
Rhino, Sabu, Sid Vicious, and The Sandman vs. Beer Money, Justin Credible, and Al Snow
Elimination 8 Man Tag Match: Hardcore/Tornado Rules
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
The match begins and Rhino's team has a clear advantage as they are demolishing the other team. Rhino hits a Death Valley Driver and pins Al Snow. James Storm hits Sabu in the back of the head with a beer bottle and goes for a pin, but Sandman breaks it up and starts fighting with Storm. Outside the ring, Sid Vicious powerbombs Justin Credible onto the steel stairs, and turns around into a clothesline from Robert Roode. Storm takes Sandman down to the ground but when he gets up, turns around into a Gore from Rhino, who gets the pin. Justin Credible is in the ring and manages to roll up Rhino for the pin after he gets up from pinning Storm. Sandman hits Credible with the singapore cane and pins him. Storm comes back out and cracks Sandman over the head with a beer bottle. Roode pins Sandman. Sabu tries to get a face-buster in on Roode before he gets up, but Roode moves and Sabu is hit by a big boot from Roode when he gets up. Roode pins Sabu. Roode thinks he has won but Sid Vicious crawls back in the ring and Roode turns around into Sid. Sid powerbombs Roode and pins him. Rhino, Sid Vicious, The Sandman, and Sabu win.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners, Sabu, Rhino, The Sandman, and Sid Vicious!
Rhino, Sandman, and Sabu come back out and celebrate with Vicious. They all walk to the back celebrating.
The Usos make their way out to the ring.
The Hart Dynasty's music is heard and they soon come out too.
Match 3:
Tyson Kidd and DH Smith (c) vs. Jimmy and Jey Uso
Elimination Flaming Tables Match for the SUW East Coast Tag Team Championship
Before the bell rings, the tables around the ring can already be seen on-fire for some odd reason. The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
Tyson and Jimmy brawl while DH and Jey are on the outside smacking each others faces into the ring apron. It seems Jey has been busted open and blood begins leaking down his face. After Kidd takes care of Jimmy, DH lifts Jey up and they hit the Hart Attack, putting Jey through the table and eliminating him. Jimmy makes his way outside and they do the same to him. DH Smith and Tyson Kidd win.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners, and still champions, DH Smith and Tyson Kidd, the Hart Dynasty!
Natalya comes down to the ring to celebrate with them and they all walk to the back.
Several Tag Teams begin making their way out to the ring.
Match 4:
15 Team Battle Royal for #1 Contendership to the SUW World Tag Team Championship
The Teams for this match are:
Consequences Creed and Jay Lethal
Stevie Richards and Raven
Jeff and Matt Hardy
Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio
Wade Barrett and Justin Gabriel
Stevie Ray and Booker T
Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase, Jr.
Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore
New Jack and Mustafa
Tommy Dreamer and Sabu
Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley
Chris Harris and Robert Roode
BG and Kip James
Skip Sheffield and David Otunga
Michael Tarver and Darren Young
The Bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
During this match, if one member of a team is eliminated, both are.
The match begins in utter chaos, first Kip James and David Otunga going over, eliminating 2 teams already. Chris Harris tries to hit a bicycle kick on Tarver but misses and eliminates himself, and his team. Jay Lethal and Chris Sabin are brawling near the ropes, trying to eliminate each other, and Raven comes over and eliminates both of them. New Jack throws Jesse Neal over the top rope, eliminating him and Shannon Moore. Booker T hits the book-end next to the ropes on New Jack, sending him outside. Justin Gabriel tries to 450 splash Raven but Stevie Richards knocks him off the top rope and out. Matt Hardy hits the side effect on Stevie Ray to lay him out and Jeff eliminates Booker T. Tommy Dreamer eliminates Jeff Hardy and its down to four teams. Cody Rhodes hits Cross-Rhodes on Raven but turns around into a clothesline from Dreamer, sending him out of the match. Rey goes for a top rope move onto Raven who is still layed out, but Dreamer knocks him off the top rope. Raven finally gets up and him and Stevie Richards are left with Sabu and Dreamer. Stevie hits the Stevie Kick on Sabu but it doesn't quite eliminate him. Raven and Dreamer exchange punches in the corner with Raven getting the upperhand. Stevie eliminates Sabu with another Stevie Kick. Stevie and Raven win!
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners, and new number 1 contenders to the World Tag Title, Raven and Stevie Richards!
Stevie and Raven go to the back celebrating while X-Pac, 2 Cold Scorpio, Brian Kendrick, and Rey Mysterio come out to the ring.
Match 5:
Brian Kendrick vs. 2 Cold Scorpio vs. X-Pac vs. Rey Mysterio
Number 1 Contenders Match to the SUW X Division Championship
Low-Ki as Special Guest Referee
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
Brian Kendrick hits a nice dropkick right after the bell on Rey Mysterio but X-Pac breaks it up as soon as he tries to pin Mysterio. Pac and Scorpio brawl while Kendrick beats on a downed Rey Mysterio. Pac hits a Sit-out Facebuster on Scorpio but the pin is broken up by Kendrick. Scorpio rolls out of the ring just as Mysterio hits a west coast pop on kendrick. Pac hits another sit-out face buster, this time on Mysterio. Kendrick again breaks up the pin and Pac rolls to the outside while Mysterio is K0'ed in the ring. Scorpio rolls back in the ring and hits a drop kick on Kendrick. Scorpio hits a moonsault-leg drop on Kendrick and pins him. X-Pac tried to make the save but it was too late. 2 Cold Scorpio wins! Low-Ki holds his hand up in victory.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and number 1 contender to the X Division Title, 2 Cold Scorpio!
The other men go to the back while Scorpio is celebrating.
Match 6:
Paul London vs. Trevor Murdoch
Memorial Match for Lance Cade
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
London hits a lot of early drop kicks and a hurricanrana. When London goes to the top rope for a 450 splash, Murdoch moves out of the way and London face-plants in the middle of the ring. When London gets up, Murdoch clotheslines him. London rolls out of the ring and Murdoch runs after him. London jumps over a set of steel stairs and when Murdoch gets close, London kicks the stairs into Murdochs knees. London rolls back in the ring and Murdoch follows, barely beating the 10 count. London goes for a springboard cross-body but Murdoch moves. When London gets up, Murdoch hits a sit-out spinebuster and pins London. Trevor Murdoch Wins!
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Trevor Murdoch!
Murdoch heads to the back celebrating, yelling, That Was For You Lance!
Buff Bagwell and Dennis Rodman head out to the ring.
Kevin Nash comes out once they are both in the ring and says, whoever loses, is out of nWo.
Kevin stays on the ramp to watch the match.
Match 7:
Buff Bagwell vs. Dennis Rodman
Loser is out of nWo
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
The match begins and Rodman hits a big boot on Bagwell. Bagwell quickly recovers however, and hits Rodman with several shots. Bagwell then hits a series of leg-drops coming off the ropes onto Rodman. While Bagwell is taunting the crowd, Rodman rolls up Bagwell from behind for a 2 count. After Bagwell gets up, Rodman and him exchange several more blows, but Bagwell gets the upperhand with a giant uppercut that levels Rodman. Bagwell climbs to the top rope, and when Rodman gets up, hits a diving neck breaker for the pin. Buff Bagwell wins and Dennis Rodman is out.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Buff Bagwell, and as a result of the loss, Dennis Rodman is out of the nWo!
Kevin Nash walks to the back shaking his head. Buff Bagwell walks to the back celebrating while Rodman walks slowly up the ramp with his head down.
Rob Van Dam, John Cena, and Drew McIntyre walk out to the ring.
Match 8:
Rob Van Dam vs. John Cena vs. Drew McIntyre
Ladder Match
Winner gets a contract for a World Title Shot Anytime They Want
The ring is littered with weapons and ladders. The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
Drew McIntyre is double teamed by John Cena and RVD in the beginning of the match. McIntyre rolls out and Cena and RVD begin to brawl. RVD hits the van daminator on Cena with a chair. McIntyre crawls back in the ring and DDT's RVD onto the chair RVD had just used. McIntyre turned around into Cena who hit him with an attitude adjustment onto the ladder. Cena then picked up another ladder and set it up. Cena began to climb but RVD went to the top rope and jumped off and onto the ladder, knocking himself and Cena off. McIntyre gets up and smashes both men with the ladder to the point where RVD is bloodied on the ground and Cena is unconscious outside of the ring. McIntyre climbs to the top of the ladder and grabs the briefcase with the contract. Drew McIntyre wins!
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Drew McIntyre!
Drew goes to the back yelling, I Am The Next World Champion! and Cena and RVD are helped to the back.
Match 9:
Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan
Submission Match
Big Show makes his way out to the ring and is in a foul mood. Daniel Bryan makes his way out to the ring and is ready for the match, and receives a humongous pop from the crowd. Bryan runs to the ring and catches Show off guard, hitting him with a diving crossbody that is barely enough to put Show down. Show gets up with ease and begins tossing Bryan around the ring. Show gives Bryan a huge smack to the chest in one of the corners and then begins beating on Bryan while he is downed. Show sets Bryan up in the corner and goes for the splash but Bryan gets out of the way just in time and Big Show runs into the corner. Show turns around into a Bryan who dives off the top rope and hits a big drop kick. Bryan goes for a splash from the top rope but misses. Big Show puts Bryan in the camel-clutch backbreaker but Bryan somehow manages to get his leg free and escape to the rope. Big Show goes for a clothesline on Bryan when he gets up but misses. Bryan hits a drop kick to Shows chest and locks in the Cross-Face chicken wing. Big Show taps and Daniel Bryan wins.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Daniel Bryan!
Daniel Bryan goes to the back celebrating while Big Show stomps up the ramp so red it looks like he is about to explode.
Chris Jericho, Edge, and Randy Orton make their way out to the ring. Randy Orton stares at both of the men in the ring with a sadistic look in his eyes.
Match 10:
Randy Orton vs. Edge vs. Chris Jericho
Triple Threat for the SUW United States Championship
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
Edge and Jericho both go for Orton but he sees it coming and slides out of the ring first. After Edge stares at Orton who is outside of the ring, he turns around into an enzeguiri from Jericho. Jericho places Edge in the middle of the ring, runs toward the ropes and hits a lionsault on Edge. Orton comes in and makes the save. Jericho and Orton Brawl and Jericho lays out Orton with a drop kick. Jericho turns around into a spear from Edge but Orton saves it and throws Edge outside of the ring. Orton punts Jericho in the head and Jericho looks half dead. Orton doesn't go for the pin however, and waits for Edge to return to the ring ramp. Orton DDT's Edge from the Ropes and waits for Edge to get up. When Edge gets up, Orton hits the RKO and pins Edge. Randy Orton wins.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and new United States Champion, Randy Orton!
Orton receives the biggest pop from the crowd that most people can recall in a long time.
After the match, Jericho is carried out on a stretcher and wearing a neck brace. Edge is helped to the back.
Match 11:
Kane vs. Kurt Angle
Steel Cage Match for the SUW Intercontinental Championship
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match. The cage is littered with weapons.
The match begins and Kurt gets behind Kane. Kurt hits a back suplex and holds onto Kane. Kurt hits another three back suplexes while holding on the Kane and then lets go. Angle tries to climb out early but Kane yanks him off of the Cage. Kane picks up Kurt and tries for the Chokeslam but Kurt gets out of it and hits a Belly to Belly suplex on Kane. Kurt picks up a trash can lid and slams it into Kanes head several times. Kurt tries one too many times and Kane punches the lid out of Kurts hands. Kurt then tries to smack a chair over Kanes head but Kane stands up and grabs the chair. Kane throws the chair aside and hits a big uppercut on Angle. Kane picks Angle up and chokeslams him on top of a trash can. Kane begins climbing up the corner but Angle gets up. Angle goes into the corner, grabs Kane and hits the Angle Slam off the top rope and onto a chair. Angle climbs out of the cage and wins.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and new SUW United States Champion, Kurt.. Angle!
Kurt Angle goes to the back holding his newly won title belt. The weapons are cleared from the ring and the cage is raised. Kane goes to the back looking angry.
Match 12:
Kevin Nash and Sting vs. The Steiner Brothers vs. DH Smith and Tyson Kidd
Unification Tag Title Match
Kevin Nash and Sting come down to the ring holding the Tag Team of All Time belts. The Steiners have the Iron Team Invitational Cup. DH Smith and Tyson Kidd have the East Coast Tag Team belts. New belts are seen sitting ringside, a blue planet earth as the center piece, with a lightning bolt in the middle of the world and the word "Undisputed" in the center of the belt. The winners of this match will face Triple H and HBK for the SUW World Tag Team Championship on Lightning in another Unification match where the winners will carry both sets of belts around.
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
The match starts and Kidd, Nash, and Scott Steiner are all in the ring. Kidd hits a drop kick on Nash and turns around into a clothesline from Steiner. Steiner puts Kidd in the Steiner Recliner but Nash breaks it up. Nash and Steiner brawl and Kidd tags in Smith. Smith comes in and clotheslines both men. Nash rolls over and Tags Sting in while Scott and Smith trade blows. Sting goes after both men and knocks Smith to the ground. Sting throws Steiner over to the corner and Nash hits him with the baseball bat while the referee isn't looking. Rick Steiner comes in and argues with the ref but Kidd comes in and takes Steiner out of the ring. Nash goes after them and when Steiner is double teamed, Scott Steiner goes outside to help. Sting turns around into a big boot from Smith. Smith puts Sting into the Sharpshooter and Sting taps before anyone can get in to make the save. DH Smith and Tyson Kidd win.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen your winners, and new SUW Undisputed Lightning World Tag Team Champions, Tyson Kidd and DH Smith, the Hart Dynasty!
The Harts go to the back celebrating while the Steiners and Nash and Sting argue. Trouble in the nWo?
Match 13:
Melina vs. Aksana
Singles Match
Winner is Number 1 Contender to SUW Women's Championship
The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
The match begins and Aksana is showing pure power and tossing Melina around the ring. Melina goes for a drop kick off the top rope but misses and it seems she has tweaked her ankle. Aksana picks up Melina and hits a sidewalk slam. Aksana pins Melina after a 30 second match.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and Number 1 Contender to the Women's Title, Aksana!
Aksana walks up the ring celebrating while Melina has to be helped out of the ring because of her ankle.
Match 14:
Ron Killings vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Abyss
7 Way Tables Elimination Match for Number 1 Contendership to the SUW World Title
The ring is surrounded by tables on every inch of the ring apron except a narrow path for stars to enter the ring. Tables are lined up in the corners and one in the middle of the ring. Tables are also scattered up the ring ramp. Ron Killings makes his way down to the ring but Del Rio comes and attacks him from behind. Before anyone reaches the ring, all the others come out and brawl with each other as well. The bell rings signaling the beginning of the match.
Killings and Del Rio make their way to the ring and Killings has turned things to his advantage. Killings throws Del Rio outside but Del Rio is able to hold onto the ropes without going through a table. Killings hits the Lie Detector on Del Rio who is standing on the apron and sends him through a table. Sheamus hits the Brogue Kick on Abyss outside and sends him off of the ring ramp and through a table. Hardy lays Michaels out on a table outside the ring and goes inside. Hardy goes for the swanton but Michaels moves in time and Hardy eliminates himself. Triple H hits the Double A spinebuster on Sheamus and puts him through a table. When Michaels tries to climb in the ring, Killings hits him with a Lie Detector and sends him through a table. Killings thinks he has won but Triple H runs down and starts punching Killings. Triple H dumps Killings over the top rope and he goes through a table. Triple H wins!
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and Number 1 Contender to the SUW World Title, Triple H!
Lawler: What a night this has been! Is there any more?
Mathews: Yes king, the World Title Match!
Lawler: Oh.. Right...
Match 15:
Undertaker (c) vs. A.J. Styles w/ Shane Douglas for the SUW World Title
The match begins with Taker getting several big shots on AJ. Douglas tries to get involved but RVD comes down to aid Taker and starts beating Douglas with a chair. Taker hits a Chokeslam on AJ but it isn't enough. AJ tries to fight back with some blows and is able to get away from a second Chokeslam. AJ comes off the ropes with a big clothesline. When Taker gets up, AJ hits him with a cheap shot to the groin and hits the pele kick. AJ goes for the pin but RVD distracts the ref. The ref bans RVD from ringside. Taker gets up and AJ turns around into a clothesline from Taker and then Taker hits snake-eyes on AJ. Shane Douglas tries to grab Taker's foot but the ref sees it. The ref bans Shane Douglas from ringside. AJ turns around another chokeslam and hits a Side-Russian Leg Sweep. AJ goes for the springboard 450 splash but Taker moves. AJ stands up and Taker hits the tombstone piledriver. Taker pins AJ and wins!
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and still SUW World Champion, The Undertaker!
Drew McIntyre comes out and hits taker in the head with the briefcase. McIntyre hits the Future Shock DDT on Taker ontop of the Briefcase and tells the ref he wants his chance now. The ref rings the bell and Drew McIntyre hits another Future Shock DDT after getting Taker up. McIntyre pins taker for the title.
Keyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and new SUW World Heavyweight Champion, Drew McIntyre!
Jimmy Hart comes down to the ring and the two celebrate.
The show fades into darkness and ends.