A guy I knew once told me

[Petty]

Blah blah blah.

Look at me. My name is home malone i sit on a forum and talk like a tough guy. And then have rednecks co sign the shit like they really getting under people skin. When in reality they are really the snowflake here. Give my nuts some god damn breathin room please.

I mean its pretty sad some of you got such boring lifes that deezy life revolves around talking shit on the internet as if they really getting under someone skin but really you look like a damn dumbass.

Shit is fucking corny. Grow the fuck up. I mean just because someone just refuses to actually deal with your teenager behavior doesn't mean i have thin skin. Just means i rather not stoop to the level of someone who feels like being a troll on the internet for fun. That is a pretty sad existence if you ask me. But do what you do ya know.

Yeah, you really cut me. You are really delusional.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

 

[Petty]

I figured you would respond that way kifi.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Blah blah blah.

Look at me. My name is home malone i sit on a forum and talk like a tough guy. And then have rednecks co sign the shit like they really getting under people skin. When in reality they are really the snowflake here. Give my nuts some god damn breathin room please.

I mean its pretty sad some of you got such boring lifes that deezy life revolves around talking shit on the internet as if they really getting under someone skin but really you look like a damn dumbass.

Shit is fucking corny. Grow the fuck up. I mean just because someone just refuses to actually deal with your teenager behavior doesn't mean i have thin skin. Just means i rather not stoop to the level of someone who feels like being a troll on the internet for fun. That is a pretty sad existence if you ask me. But do what you do ya know.

Yeah, you really cut me. You are really delusional.

You good my guy? You seem a bit triggered.

 

[Deezy]

Blah blah blah.

Look at me. My name is home malone i sit on a forum and talk like a tough guy. And then have rednecks co sign the shit like they really getting under people skin. When in reality they are really the snowflake here. Give my nuts some god damn breathin room please.

I mean its pretty sad some of you got such boring lifes that deezy life revolves around talking shit on the internet as if they really getting under someone skin but really you look like a damn dumbass.

Shit is fucking corny. Grow the fuck up. I mean just because someone just refuses to actually deal with your teenager behavior doesn't mean i have thin skin. Just means i rather not stoop to the level of someone who feels like being a troll on the internet for fun. That is a pretty sad existence if you ask me. But do what you do ya know.

Yeah, you really cut me. You are really delusional.

Sure told him

 

[Deezy]

I figured you would respond that way kifi.

FTFY

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Sigh.

 

[Swamps]

Sigh.

Bro, this ain't WC. The guys just having fun here. No one is really upset. See how we actually debate and dont insult here? Yeah, we respectable.

 

[Tinfoil Hat]

I had a co-worker who told the greatest stories ever. He was an older guy, I think he was in his late 40's/early 50's. Wrinkled as fuck and was always in your 'bubble' (he stood so close to people and practically spoke in your ear for no reason). Anyway, we still to this day laugh our asses off talking about his stories. He told them like they really happened.

He used to be a cop (or so he says) and he told us so many 'cop stories'. My favorites were he and his partner were on a high speed chase and their cop car ended up not being able to turn a corner in time so they ended up in the lake. He looked at his partner and said 'swim', even though they were in the car, in the water, yet, he was somehow able to speak LMFAO, so he kicked the window open and they swam out to safety.

The next best story was when they entered a bar with Hell's Angels in it and they hit him with a baseball bat, knocking him out, and then he woke up in a hospital bed.

I am laughing as I type this.

I used to work with a guy like that. He used to wrestle part time for a tiny promotion, and I swear he must have taken too many head shots. The best part about the stories he told us, was that he would tell you everything like you also personally knew all the people he was talking about. Sometimes we would all think he was talking about someone at work when we would figure out it was nobody we knew.

One story he told several times was about his father in law who built a shower on his front porch, and he would strip naked and wash himself right there. One time a sheriff came by to tell him to stop and he pulled out a gun (never explaining where from) and yelled at him to get off his property.