Apparently building on a popular question asked of outgoing seniors, one Columbia student took it upon himself to conduct a survey as to whether students would rather give up oral sex or cheese. The results are interesting, to say the least: Of the 222 students interviewed (from 2006-2012), 64 percent of women would rather give up oral sex than cheese, and 53 percent of men reported the same attitude, meaning that overall, 58 percent of seniors prefer cheese to oral sex. (Oddly, those who would eschew cheese for oral sex cited dietary restrictions, rather than a preference for oral sex.) Admittedly, the sample size is small, but ... man, people really love cheese.
