2002 SmackDown vs. Raw vs. WCW Featuring ECW Draft Thread

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince: Really Dean Malenko…




The Legend from Japan

The Great Muta

Keiji Mutoh

and

plz welcome back home for all you people.

Macho Man Randy Savage

 

[Smart Marx]

I was debating signing him last round, Muta that is, but his style changed in 2001 and it wouldn't work with us.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: RAW takes Chris Candido!

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: How about some more of that high-flying action from the orient? These Jung Dragons are hungry.

Now that you've quenched your hunger, are you thirsty?

Another double round, boys!

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: So you want busty women on your brand, Steph? But can she walk the walk instead of just talking the talk? My next pick can. Only fitting that with a man the caliber of Chris Candido, we get a woman of equal caliber... Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back, the one... the only... SUNNY!!!
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[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: (So I have another draft pick? Aw yeah, thanks Shawn. I totally forgot for a second. You're the man.) R-right. So RAW has an extra pick it seems. Well, we're gonna go ahead and bring back the one, the only... GRANDMASTER SEXAY!!!

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Rene Dupree & 3 min warning!

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: RAW selects a man to complete our friend, Mr. Grandmaster Sexay. Of course I'm talking SCOTTY 2 HOTTY!!!

 

[Smart Marx]

Shane: RAW selects a man to complete our friend, Mr. Grandmaster Sexay. Of course I'm talking SCOTTY 2 HOTTY!!!

The unwanted bastard child of WWE.

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: Do you really think that's "sexay," brother. Does that turn you on? I'll show you what's "2 hot" for TV.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Ladies and gentlemen, as you saw earlier tonight, Mr. Jim Cornette was quite hot that he was drafted, but I like Jim. He's a fantastic manager and one of the greatest of all time. So I'm gonna throw him a bone. He gets to hang with one of the most graceful performers of the last 20 years. I give you... "BEAUTIFUL" BOBBY EATON!!!

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince: Please help and welcome the sexy... hot...

Beullah McGillcutty




and

Big Vis

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: I'd like to announce a TRADE has occurred!!! R-Truth has been traded to WCW in exchange for the Big Boss Man! Thank you Steph. Now then. For my final pick in the 2002 WWE Brand Split Draft... "Squire" Dave Taylor!!!

 

[Smart Marx]

This announcement as got WCW rowdy.



It's also about time they released the official version of his theme with Road Dogg.



Everyone welcome K-Kwik to the Filthy Animals!

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Looks like things are spicing up after the draft! RAW and SmackDown! have agreed to trade Kevin Steen for Bam Bam Bigelow! RAW welcomes the Beast From The East!!!