2002 SmackDown vs. Raw vs. WCW Featuring ECW Draft Thread

[Kross Rhodes]

I won't contest the signing of Morgan, but just know WWE literally hired him in 2002 to train how to wrestle. So you'd have to keep him off TV for a bit.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Shane: Sometimes, you need to take a legacy pick. The legacy of this little lady cannot be understated. She has the heart of a champion... because she is a Hart. Ladies and gentlemen, the daughter of Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart... NATALYA NEIDHART!!!

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Stephanie: I think WCW needs to add some more of its extreme flavor while bolstering our Cruiserweight presence.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Shane: Some good picks Steph. So, for my next pick-

???: Wait just a damn minute!!!

Shane: J-Jim Cornette?

Cornette: That's right! I'm here to make a formal complaint on behalf of OVW. You guys have cut our fuckin' balls off down in OVW and I demand a god damned explanation!

Shane: Well uh- We're doing a draft.

Cornette: You never told us anything!

Shane: Didn't uh... John Laurinitis say anything?

Cornette: He never fuckin' called me, the slack jawed jackass! You guys need to knock off this shit and quit screwing us down there!

Shane: I'm sorry Jim, but we have to make our rosters more complete... speaking of-

Cornette: What now!?

Shane: I was drafting you right now.

Cornette: ... Aw fuckin' shit.

 

[King Kota]

Vince: Well that's ok waste your pick on that Diary Queen.


I on the otherhand went to the depths of hell for my next pick

I give to you...

The Monster

Abyss



and




Daffney!

 

[Kross Rhodes]

I heavily debated Abyss last round, but figured he'd be better on your show.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Cornette: And Another god damned thing-

Shane: Cornette, please. I have a pick to make. We can discuss this later.

Cornette: ... You're lucky I like you, Shane, you rat bastard.

Shane: Thanks? Uhm, right. RAW picks Mike Awesome.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

WCW and Raw have come to terms on a trade for Mike Awesome in exchange for one of my next round picks.

Stephanie: My brother may have drafted The Truth on me, but he forgets you actually need a 3 Live Kru to get rowdy. WCW is hereby unleashing the Filthy Animals.

Hoo!

Road Dogg and K-Dogg!

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Shane: Steph, have fun with Mike, I knew we could get a good deal for him. As for me, our negotiations have given me an idea. We called this guy up, asking if he willing to come back into the fold for RAW. He said yes. Ladies and gentlemen...

THE TOTAL PACKAGE, LEX LUGER!!!

 

[King Kota]

Vince: Two Kids that call themselves Kings Of Wrestling they are cocky young and hungry

I give you Kassius Ohno & Antonio Cesero

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Shane: I'd just like to thank Stephanie for the extra pick, because right now I'd like to complete the Women's division in one fell swoop. These girls are young but they are fantastic. They have tons of talent. I give you...

O... D... B... and Mickie James.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Stephanie: Buff may have the stuff but does he have the juice?

You''ll never be this Mexicool.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

I was on my phone and wasn't keeping track. Double round. Grim gets two next and then OMB gets three.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

So I have two picks now, yes or no only.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Yessir.