1/25 Raw Discussion Thread: GOD'S BACK ON HIS THRONE!

[Enigmatic Soul]

You guys are CRAZY!

 

[Enigmatic Soul]

You know what, fuck that shit. Roman is my boy, I didn't root for him every match he has been in for him to fuck me over like this. Seth is one thing, NOT ROMAN TOO.

 

[Smart Marx]

 

[Enigmatic Soul]

Screw you Brandon, just remember I know where you live and sleep. And you know what Vice, i'll bet you 20,000 (vcash) that Roman will not join The Authority.

 

[Smart Marx]

Screw you Brandon, just remember I know where you live and sleep. And you know what Vice, i'll bet you 20,000 (vcash) that Roman will not join The Authority.

I'll bet you both that Dean Ambrose joins the Authority and I'll put up $100 of my own vCash!

 

[Fuji Vice]

Honestly, I don't know why they didn't pull the trigger on this at survivor Series. The story you laid out here sells itself. It didn't make any sense to me then to have him stay a good guy and to have Sheamus cash in to become the new world champion. The banter between Ambrose and Reigns alone would be gold. Imagine all the digs Ambrose would give Reigns for selling out like Rollins. While, Roman would blame all his hardships on the Universe loving Ambrose more than him, causing him to not get the support he needed to become the top guy. Absolute gold. Roman Reigns was born to be a bad guy. He has the look, the flair, the size and the movement of a complete asshole. It works so well.

As far as I'm concerned, he DID turn heel that night. First he acts like an asshole when poor HHH was only out there trying to shake his hand, and then he gets all up in Steph's face the next night on Raw. Not to mention, he loses a match at TLC and beats up the COO of the company AND the CEO the next night! That's all the work of an asshole heel, not a conquering babyface. :

Joking aside, the story I set out took about three seconds to come up with and totally works to get everyone over. Not to mention, we're talking months and months, potentially even a year's worth of that section of the main event being taken care of, injuries notwithstanding. Maybe I should be booking the damn show? Corporate Reigns is so $$$ and if they can't see it, they don't deserve any of it.

I'll bet you both that Dean Ambrose joins the Authority and I'll put up $100 of my own vCash!

Unfortunately I can't take that bet because I also think there's a good chance it'll happen. In some twisted way, they'll think that Roman having to beat his old buddy who turned his back on him will get him more over. The funny thing is, if Ambrose turned on Roman HE'D be getting the massive babyface pop. How messed up is that?

 

[Enigmatic Soul]

Did you even look at my bet?

 

[Fuji Vice]

Did you even look at my bet?

Sorry, I was just going to edit in that I wouldn't take that bet now because the time to do it has passed. It's clear that they want Roman to be the next big babyface and they'll do it regardless of the lack of logic. Reigns will be heel one day, but I think the ship has sailed on him being full on corporate, which is a shame considering how great the character could be.

 

[Enigmatic Soul]

VICTORY!

 

[Fuji Vice]

VICTORY!

How is that again? You can't win if nobody competes. I used to beat myself at hockey all the time...it doesn't really count. :

 

[Smart Marx]

How is that again? You can't win if nobody competes. I used to beat myself at hockey all the time...it doesn't really count. :

I used to beat myself at Air Hockey all the time. It was so easy. It totally counted. I'm fabulous.

Smart not taking that bet. We can't predict what WWE would or wouldn't do.

I could bet you WWE would never put the title on a monkey and next week on Raw Cesar from Planet of the Apes defeats Triple H.

 

[Enigmatic Soul]

You said Roman was going to be a heel with The Authority Vice, Brandon said Dean Ambrose with The Authority. Both wrong, therefore; VICTORY!

 

[Fuji Vice]

I could bet you WWE would never put the title on a monkey and next week on Raw Cesar from Planet of the Apes defeats Triple H.

That would be pretty awesome actually. Plus he'd never fight again since all humans are technically apes and no ape shall harm another ape. :

You said Roman was going to be a heel with The Authority Vice, Brandon said Dean Ambrose with The Authority. Both wrong, therefore; VICTORY!

Both could still happen....

 

[Enigmatic Soul]

NO, NO, NO! Not Allowed!

 

[Smart Marx]

As far as I'm concerned, he DID turn heel that night. First he acts like an asshole when poor HHH was only out there trying to shake his hand, and then he gets all up in Steph's face the next night on Raw. Not to mention, he loses a match at TLC and beats up the COO of the company AND the CEO the next night! That's all the work of an asshole heel, not a conquering babyface. :

Joking aside, the story I set out took about three seconds to come up with and totally works to get everyone over. Not to mention, we're talking months and months, potentially even a year's worth of that section of the main event being taken care of, injuries notwithstanding. Maybe I should be booking the damn show? Corporate Reigns is so $$$ and if they can't see it, they don't deserve any of it.

Unfortunately I can't take that bet because I also think there's a good chance it'll happen. In some twisted way, they'll think that Roman having to beat his old buddy who turned his back on him will get him more over. The funny thing is, if Ambrose turned on Roman HE'D be getting the massive babyface pop. How messed up is that?

I told you Roman Reigns' face just screams asshole. It oozes out of his pores and back, like really bad BO. It stinks the whole joint to high heaven.

WWE don't deserve any of that money. Let's keep it all to ourselves. We can book our own wrestling promotion. Wrestling Punks Entertainment!

We'll totes put the McMahon empire out of work.

The funny thing is, you're not even kidding. Depending on the crowd that night, they could very well cheer and respond favorably to Ambrose's betrayal of Reigns.

That's your babyface, ladies and gentlemen.

That would be pretty awesome actually. Plus he'd never fight again since all humans are technically apes and no ape shall harm another ape. :

Who needs matches when Caesar can just come out and show off his amazing mocap sequences! :



No one stands a chance if this bear couldn't handle the heat.

Both could still happen....

And at the same time! Heel Authority Shield reunion! Everyone mark out!