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  1. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    Steven Seagal lawman is hilarious. Hidden racism. He talks in his normal voice until he's dealing with a black man. Then he becomes Soul Jive Brother #1.
  2. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    Next time I am at the computer I will find some vids of Seagal's shit from Japan. Taking on a room full of students at once. It's pretty bad ass. Once you've seen his real shit you always see him doing the aikido in his flicks
  3. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    Ohhh my bad. He did both.
  4. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    No. He was a kickboxer in a movie.
  5. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    Well damn, no one even told me that shit was on the table. Change it to "I'd rather drink and smoke big fucking joints with Bill Murray." and we're getting somewhere.
  6. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    Karate competitions. Semi contact and later full contact. That's not really the same level as Seagal. Seagal was a gaijin who went to Japan and taught Aikido to the Japanese in their own dojos. He would take Van Damme. Aikido is a much more applicable style for a real fight. Karate and Tae...
  7. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    Also, he's the only shooter in that list. In a straight up fight he'd hand them their ass.
  8. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    That's my list too, but I still mark the fuck out for Seagal. Especially now that he's fat. His Fat Seagal movies are incredible. I saw one where he had this terrible Russian accent.
  9. Action Jackson

    Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

    The super fake New York accent is the best. The crazy thing is that while he's a terrible actor, Seagal can seriously whoop an insane amount of ass. If anyone here tried to fuck with him, he'd put any one of us down fast and painfully.
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