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  1. An homage to the Aussies.

    You guys are a huge, unacknowledged part of the forum. I'm not even kidding. I m tho therious rite now kids. Your random witty banter in threads never ceases to amuse me, and I find it odd because its only really the Aussies who are like this. If you didn't have so many deadly animals (and...

  2. A short film by John Morrison

    5VyJVjrHbsg

  3. First Signature.

  4. What the hell? Seriously. What the hell?

    •Â§quïggÂ¥•MĉĢεε• says: hey •Â§quïggÂ¥•MĉĢεε• says: fixed ur comp? Anthony says: hey how are you? Anthony says: Damn right Anthony says: It almost ended up being a victim of a sledgehammer •Â§quïggÂ¥•MĉĢεε• says: haha •Â§quïggÂ¥•MĉĢεε• says: so you scared it into working...

  5. I got a promotion today :D

    No more bouncing for this guy right here. I am now Assistant Liquor Manager. Fucking awesome. I get to spend my days now surrounded by booze. Next step is to work so hard I make the current manager look bad and then I take his job. Wooooooo.

  6. MonkeyShines: Its been a while.

    So I actually sat down and watched a full episode of Raw last night, and I was thinking why not review the show? It has been a while, and I was genuinely surprised by last night's Raw. So let us begin. I cannot say enough good things about Chris Jericho. The guy is probably my favourite...

  7. It is about that time again. (NHL 08-09 Season related)

    It is time once again for me to put it all on the line this year. So here is the wager. If my Habs can out perform your team, you lose. Or vice versa. In the end it will be decided by points if teams do not make it out of the regular season, or which round they went out in in the play-offs...

  8. Anthoniger at ease.

    Happy: Get out of my way:

  9. The random thread.

    I have decided to stop using contractions. I do not enjoy the way they sound I have discovered. I still use them from time to time by accident, but I'm breaking the habit. Anybody else do anything random recently?

  10. Ramblin'

    So I'm sitting here, and clearly I've logged on to the forum. I last logged in two days ago and everything was hunky-dory in a manner of speaking. A few minor annoyances, but nothing that cannot be ignored y'know? I logged on just a little while ago, and everything seems different. People are...

  11. MS repeatedly owns LadyHotrod.

    I usually have little to do with this ish, but I feel its time a certain person gets hoisted by her own petard and is exposed as the witless bully that she is. It all starts on post 7 here http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25288 The stuff from the ban appeal I can't link...

  12. I'm also...

    Annoyed with certain activities of members lately. What does it take to make you people realize that you don't know sweet fuck all? Or does it even matter? Are you just so desperate to have yourself heard? What? Is it possible that if something happens you can all just shut your fucking traps...

  13. What a fucking week.

    So just to kick things off wit was my bro's 19th on Monday. Great day, got him good and liquored up. Good times. He actually out-drank me, I couldn't believe it. I must be getting old or something. Tuesday sucked because I don't usually get hangovers but I was drinking red wine all night the...

  14. Better Wrestler #4

    Super Crazy, just barely stops Tajiri's run by two votes. No HoF for Tajiri. Next: vs.

  15. Chef for a day.

    So yesterday was our golf tourney at the Heart, and apparently every year they do a pig roast. However they just got a new exec chef, and he's never done it before, and neither had anyone else in the kitchen. So cue my bro talking to me after work, telling me about the pig, and I'm all like...

  16. In order to make this site more kid friendly...

    Starting September 1st the following words and all other forms will be added to the the censored list. Fuck Shit Piss Cunt Cock Tits Dick Pussy Wop Dago Kaedon Any other suggestions are certainly welcome. I'd also just like to apologize to our Lord for using such foul language, especially...

  17. Why am I your favourite staff member?

    Discuss here. This topic is of the utmost importance.

  18. Better Wrestler #3

    Tajiri smokes Tomko and picks up his second win. Again, all suggestions on future matchups are welcome. vs.

  19. I'm sorry Brian Adams

    Yeah I forgot the fucking lyrics too. I'm sure you'll never ever see this, but I'll never make fun of you for the all star game incident again. I'll just stick to trashing your music.

  20. Better Wrestler #2

    Tajiri handily won the first battle, and he is now seeking his second win. Can he get it? Also I'd just like to say feel free to suggest wrestlers for the next challenger when you make your selection. vs
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