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  1. Fuji Vice

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Thanks Grim. Where’s Heston when I need him? At least he lives up to his name. He’s a sour fella. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  2. Fuji Vice

    Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman (2021)

    Did you know that Debbie “Blondie” Harry once got into Ted’s cab but left because she forgot her blow in the club? Cocaine saves more lives than you know. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  3. Fuji Vice

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Tycoon does sound a lot better than “boy I love losing money but at least I get to drink free shit when the canning line explodes and watch out or the dogs will get drunk and puke literal booze smell onto the floor but it’s ok Kev because we can subsidize the business by allowing a photo shoot...
  4. Fuji Vice

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    We just sold out of a Pomegranate/Dragonfruit seltzer. White Claw ain’t got nothing on us. Next up…The Melon Family Stone. Cantaloupe, HoneyDew, Mint-infused Watermelon, Lime, Coriander and Feta. Yes, that’s right, we’re putting cheese into the seltzer and we’re nearly sold out on pre-orders...
  5. Fuji Vice

    California high school stripped of basketball title after tortillas were thrown at opposing Latino players

    Imagine being the poor sap that had to draft this press release and probably say it word for word in public?:lol: ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  6. Fuji Vice

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Fuji was never here. Once in a nighttime. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  7. Fuji Vice

    Arrest Warrant Issued for ‘To Catch a Predator’ Host Chris Hansen

    Here’s hoping for less bumps going forward my dude. Cheers! ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  8. Fuji Vice

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Crowtein is fucking Hall of Fame. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  9. Fuji Vice

    Arrest Warrant Issued for ‘To Catch a Predator’ Host Chris Hansen

    I say…no way Jose. Hope you’ve been well. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  10. Fuji Vice

    2021 NHL Playoffs Discussion Thread

    Habs are getting smoked because they’re finally playing a real team. The contract divide in the league is messed up, because a lot of quality guys are getting paid peanuts and a lot of sub-par guys are overnight millionaires. Plus, let’s not kid ourselves. If a team can get away with being...
  11. Fuji Vice

    Tokyo man evicted twice, 50 years apart, for Olympic construction

    Meanwhile, here in Toronto, my “neighbourhood committee” lobbied successfully against low rent housing around the corner AND banned cars from turning right onto our street. Yes, that’s correct. Cars can no longer legally turn right on our street.:lol: ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  12. Fuji Vice

    2021 NHL Playoffs Discussion Thread

    Speaking as his agent, I cannot confirm or deny this statement. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  13. Fuji Vice

    NBC’s $18 Million ’Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ at a Standstill After Diarrhea Outbreak

    :lol: That was pretty smooth but you’re still nutty. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  14. Fuji Vice

    2021 NHL Playoffs Discussion Thread

    Random question…are you Jade? If not, disregard. If so, awesome. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  15. Fuji Vice

    Arrest Warrant Issued for ‘To Catch a Predator’ Host Chris Hansen

    Two points for the use of “imbroglio” but minus three for defending yourself on a picture app. ”The New and Improved AstraPfizer Bunny”
  16. Fuji Vice

    Yes, PBR Really Just Released A 1,776-Pack Of Beer

    If my brewery could can at 6-10 cents a unit, we still wouldn’t be stupid enough to be this kitschy.:lol: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  17. Fuji Vice

    The Four Horsemen of the 2020 Wrestling Smarks Hall of Fame

    My sentiments exactly. Thanks to everyone who nominated and voted for me. You’re all wonderful. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
  18. Fuji Vice

    R.I.P Fred Willard

    Had a couple of beers with him once at the (cheap plug but Fuck it) Rebel House in TO. He was really good friends with a client and he was legit one of the funniest patrons this place ever had. Joked around for a few hours, signed a girls blouse, admitted he’d beat up a famous Canadian singer...
  19. Fuji Vice

    Charlotte Flair appreciation thread: The Queen

    Perhaps best in ring, but Styles/Taker had the best pro wrestling match at ‘Mania by far, and arguably one of the most entertaining in years. I’ll back you on the opener comment for sure. I’d put them in second place all time after the inevitable Santana/Rose gem that kicked the whole thing...
  20. Fuji Vice

    WS Hall of Fame Class of 2020

    “Sandra's seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins' gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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