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  1. Rippercussions

    Tag Team App Tag Team Name: RipperCussions Alignment: Tweener (Jack leans face, Darren leans heel) Hometown: Jack Ripper - Ottawa, Canada / Darren Pesinger - Macon, Georgia Combined Weight:440lbs Sample Pics: Jack Ripper Darren Pesinger: Gimmick Description: An odd couple if ever there...
  2. Andy Sez...

    "Give me more than a 1 rp cap and maybe i'll be motivated" Just FYI.
  3. Guess The Song

    Post a set of lyrics, next person has to guess which song they're from. No Googling. "I wander down these streets all by myself I see my future now, I just don't know And I don't seem to care"
  4. Roster Submission Thread

    This thread is for people to submit their characters for an upcoming BTB I'll be writing. I still don't have a name or backstory, but want to see how people respond to this. I will be using a mix of fictional characters (including my own and your submitted ones) with real wrestlers, and thinning...
  5. Your Favourite Football (Soccer) Goals

    Post 'em here! wLluusBo7hM Portugal's first goal (the scorcher by Figo). TnfdPHrgqjQ Made even sweeter by the fact that A - it was the Portuguese League equivalent of United-City and B - the dude who gets tunnelled was being heavily hyped back then as a "world class" defender (which he...
  6. Suggestions Made

    Just a quick summation of the suggestions that were made, and what we discussed, and how I feel about it - mostly for the benefit of the two new staffers: - I can live without the points system, as long as, as discussed, we have an unwritten one that we use among ourselves. We must always...
  7. Best/Worst Finishers?

    Best (in no particular order): Banzai Drop Lionsault Airbourne 450 Splash Frogsplash Batista Bomb Double Chokeslam Airplane Spin (Eugene's version :)) Crossface Sweet Chin Music Worst (in no particular order): Brogue Kick (IT'S A BIG BOOT!) Heart Punch Any of the Great...
  8. Worst Covers Ever

    Crimes against the originals. Mine: Britney Spears - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction Anastacia and Celine Dion - You Shook Me All Night Long (JUST. NO!) Hillary Duff - My Generation ("hope I DON'T die before I get old". 'Nuff said) That dubstep remix of Eleanor Rigby (WHY?!) Rob Zombie -...
  9. Covers That Surpass Their Originals

    Here are some of mine: Iron Savior - Neon Knights Green Day - I Fought The Law Good Riddance - In My Head Beseech - Gimme Gimme Gimme Toy Dolls - Livin' La Vida Loca The Replacements - Hey Good Lookin' The Ramones - Surfin' USA The Beatles - Rock'n'Roll Music Green Day - Outsider...
  10. Sequels That Are Better Than The Originals

    Kind of a counterpoint to the Worst Sequels thread. I nominate: - Police Academy 4 - Rush Hour 2 - Scream 2 - Shrek 2 - Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift - Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey - The Rescuers Down Under - The Empire Strikes Back - Asterix and Obelix Operation Cleopatra -...
  11. Lord Peter Vycious

    Name: Lord Peter Vycious Nickname: Lord Vycious Alignment (Face, Heel, or Tweener): Ultraface Hometown (Billed From): England Height: 5'8'' Weight:140lbs Sample Pic (Preferably a real wrestler): Gimmick Description: Very proper British gentlemen with old-fashioned values. Noble and heroic...
  12. Let's Watch: Hulk Hogan's Rock'n'Wrestling

    Something I wrote a while ago and had nowhere to post. Basically I watch a crappy 80s/90s cartoon from my childhood and riff on it from the snarky 26-year-old perspective. I would like to do a column with this type of shit and also reviews, and so on, so if it can be done, and if anyone is...
  13. Where Can I...?

    Hey guys, so I noticed you guys have a section with wrestling columns, but where can I make a column to post stuff like Let's Watches, reviews, and so forth? I'm a huge geek and would love to do something like this!
  14. Jacqueline Monroe

    Name: Jacqueline Monroe Nickname: Jacqui M, "The Alpha Female" Alignment (Face, Heel, or Tweener): Rebellious tweener. Hometown (Billed From): Des Moines, Iowa Height: 5'11'' Weight: 160lbs Sample Pic (Preferably a real wrestler): (but with short, spiky, punk hair, dyed black) Gimmick...
  15. Darrin Pesinger

    Name: Darren Pesinger Nickname: None Alignment (Face, Heel, or Tweener): Heel Hometown (Billed From): Macon, Georgia Height: 6'2'' Weight:238lbs Sample Pic (Preferably a real wrestler): Gimmick Description: Cowboy/Southerner Entrance Theme:"Kiss My Country Ass", Blake Sheldon. Entrance...
  16. Your Dream Team? (Football)

    It can include players from any era. Mine: GK:Schmeichel DR: Maicon DC: Terry DC: Puyol DL: Roberto Carlos MR: Nani DM: Patrick Vieira AM: Messi AM: Ronaldinho ML: Giggs FW: Eto'o --------------------------------------------------------- SUBS: GK: Kahn DL: Abidal DC...
  17. The Curmudgeon Arriveth

    So they managed to bring the last staunch defender of ITR over to the dark side :) How you guys doing? I'm Pete, I'm immature, I like to bitch, I'm resistant to change, I love to RP, I hate Sheamus and I make no sense. Just ask The Nicker :) People I already know: The Nicker, Ryan, Shaun...