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  1. Fuji Vice

    Man has heart attack at Heart Attack Grill

    The pure definition of irony.
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    Lesbians sabotage 'win a divorce' radio contest

    Don't fuck with the dykes. Seriously, this sounds hilarious and I'm definitely going to be searching around for a clip of the call to the station!
  3. Fuji Vice

    Exploding cigarette injures Florida man

    Moral of the story? Smoking is bad for you no matter how you do it, so just don't smoke. Period.
  4. Fuji Vice

    Actress Judi Dench says she's battling blindness

    That's too bad to hear, Dench is easily one of the best actresses of our time. I hope she can find a treatment to cope with this as they do exist. It's all a matter of how early they catch it.
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    Emu escapes from Vt. farm, on the lam for 5 weeks

    What kind of idiot would think an Emu would make a good pet? On the flip side, I've had Emu Burgers once and they were really good, so perhaps catching it could be beneficial to whoever does!
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    Fla. meth case involves 3 generations of 1 family

    Wow, the family that plays together stays together. Seriously though, if you're going to rely on meth for your source of income, you'd think it would be best to try and keep your family out of it. Then again this is Florida, so I shouldn't be shocked should I?
  7. Fuji Vice

    Man tries to evict 98-year-old mom from Conn. home

    You see, there's an issue here when you read between the lines. He claims that he doesn't think she's safe at home (which I actually agree with) but then he immediately tries to sell the house once he serves her the eviction notice. Seems like he's really just out for the money, which is kind...
  8. Fuji Vice

    Fuji Reviews Music

    Not content with simply reviewing movies, I've decided to start reviewing albums as well. It was recently brought to my attention that I have a very strong opinion about the majority of music I listen to (which is extremely varied) and so I felt the time was ripe to get some of those opinions...
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    Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter dies at 57

    I knew this day would come once he was diagnosed back in May of last year, but it doesn't change the fact that I find it terribly sad. Carter was a real favourite of mine growing up and it sucks that I have to type this right now. RIP Kid.
  10. Fuji Vice

    Dad plays porn instead of 'Smurfs' at kid's party

    Whoops. Seriously though, how often does this probably happen these days?
  11. Fuji Vice

    Impact Wrestling Live Discussion - February 16th, 2012

    Wow, looks like a packed show and kudos to TNA for bringing in Brandon Jacobs, that's pretty awesome. I've heard rumours that Jacobs will be appearing in a segment with Kurt Angle but those have been unconfirmed as of now. Outside of that there's sure to be lots of hotness in a 10 KO Battle...
  12. Fuji Vice

    Judge orders date night for fighting couple

    I read this yesterday and thought it was pretty funny. It's nice to see that he has to take her out on such a high class date which includes dining at Red Lobster and bowling! :lol:
  13. Fuji Vice

    Cop chases shady character who turns out to be himself

    Wow, just, wow. I hope the CCTV guy isn't getting paid a whole hell of a lot, because he's pretty crappy at his job. :lol:
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    Thief turns in stolen phone full of child porn

    I love that he did the right thing after doing the wrong one, and that he still went to jail for it. Clearly that Judge knows her stuff.
  15. Fuji Vice

    Reservation sues beer brewers for alcohol-related suffering

    Hmm, last time I checked the brewers didn't hold a gun to your head and force you to drink their product. Something tells me this lawsuit isn't going to go anywhere.
  16. Fuji Vice

    Facebook 'defriending' led to double murder

    What the hell is wrong with people that they'd take something like Facebook seriously? Obviously there were a lot of other issues going on here besides just the defriending.
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    Uggie, `War Horse' among Pawscar award winners

    Yes, they give awards out to animals as well, which I think is nice. Also, is Pawscar's not the greatest name ever?
  18. Fuji Vice

    Necklace flushed down toilet returned months later

    How does one "inadvertently" flush a necklace down a toilet? My guess would be that alcohol was somehow involved in that one.
  19. Fuji Vice

    Mom in central China gives birth to 15 pound baby

    Holy hell, that's one huge kid. The heaviest ever on record at 23 pounds is just insane though.
  20. Fuji Vice

    NYC sewage plant to offer Valentine's Day tours

    Nothing says Valentine's Day quite like the smell of raw sewage. That being said, this is a hilarious idea and I'd love to know how many people show up.