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  1. Reported Post by monkeystyle

    Like an episode of Family Guy reran 1,000 times consecutively.

  2. Reported Post by monkeystyle

    Well you cunt, let me in on the secret. I has me suspicions, just didn't think people get that lame.

  3. Reported Post by monkeystyle

    I know right. What a bunch of assholes. No reason whatsoever to ban played out spammer sock account. It wasn't funny. Here, I'll simulate a Patty Cake post: __________ had a cock like a mule. I remember it so fondly. It was in my mouth. Constantly. Here's a Marty post for you: I'm broke...

  4. Before The Glory Discussion

    if you think that 3 way was amazing then you have probably never seen any of those dudes wrestle before. It was the same thing from those guys as usual just with hem devaluing their finishers even more than before. It was like 3 stars at best. Above average but not amazing.

  5. Because I know this will end up here sooner or later

    Wasn't he that fat hip hop kid that looked like he had downs that always took pics of himself in the fridge? That's who I'm talking about.

  6. Pro Wrestling Guerrilla Thread

    I imagine so, because in my opinion Claudio is definitely better than Kenny Omega and Davey Richards has always been bland, Claudio is just a more complete worker. I haven't kept up with PWG in forever but before I leave California in the next year and a half, I would really love to see a PWG...

  7. Because I know this will end up here sooner or later

    Holy shit! When did that Offiicial Drama fat fuck become a meth addict living in a poor house? At least he lost some weight.

  8. Pro Wrestling Guerrilla Thread

    That's not awesome. That's VERY European!

  9. Bound For Glory

    Said the kettle to the pot.

  10. Bound For Glory

    ^^^And the biggest difference between HBK/Taker and ANY TNA Angle match that gets pimped is that HBK/Taker told a really good story with Micheals fighting for his career and Taker logging on for his streak to not end. But with a TNA Angle match there are like fifteen Angle slams, thirty german...

  11. Bound For Glory

    The thing about TNA swerves is that the bloke that is booking them has a notorious history of booking them for the sake of booking them. Or he is just a big fucking idiot, which is easily evidenced, and really has no other booking knowledge, thus making his employer the dumbest fucking employer...

  12. How much do you miss

    ^^^He was pretty awesome in Headcheese, playing the straightman to Al Snow. I miss me some Al Snow when he was really entertaining. Once they gave him a straight character and dropped his crazy character, he went to shit. Remember how awesome he was when he was the Euro champ and every week he...

  13. So I'm going to enter the next DVD give away contest...

    Have you recieved you dvd yet,LKP?

  14. Bound For Glory

    Jeff Hardy as a heel is a huge fail just on that premise. There are two guys that just can't be heel in this industry, one is Rey the other is Meth Hardy. Then they add Hogan and Bischoff, two guys who were played out in 1998, Abyss, who sucks dick and has been sucking dick for the past two...

  15. How much do you miss

    No. No sir. Hardcore matches are kind of back to what they were the 50 years before ECW, street fights, No DQ's and Falls Count Anywhere matches. ECW didn't invent hardcore, they popularized it. But years before ECW guys like Dirty Danny McShain were having chain matches and that generation lead...

  16. CM Punk headed to Raw

    Saw him last night in one of his first Raw appearances at the Stockton house show. Damn he was epic on the mic, and this chubby kid took a legit swing at him. Fucking awesome, he was pointing people out and telling him he could beat them up. He then went on to beat R-Truth and unfortunately my...

  17. WWE in talks with Justin Beiber....

    Gates:There's a huge difference between Beiber and these D listers getting shameless plugs on Raw. Beiber is mad ca$h and they are peddling the WWE to his core audience and that core audience has mommy and daddy's pockets to spend that ca$h. More than us thieving fucks who are going to stream it...

  18. WWE in talks with Justin Beiber....

    You sir, are stark raving naked correct. The best kind of correct there is. I swear to god some people will complain about stuff for the sake of complaining. IT'S THE FUCKING NATIONAL ANTHEM HE IS GOING TO SING. Where does it read that they plan on doing anything else with this money truck...

  19. Hi Guys!

    Ehhh, hopefully he's a little more original than Patterson. But if he's a spammin, I'm a deletin.

  20. Why is Randy Savage blacklisted from the WWE?

    Not when you badmouth the boss and his product. It's probably more on Bruno's side that he wants nothing to do with the E, he'smade that more than clear for the past 20 years. Hasn't gotten played out in just two posts, but probably will. The Pat Patterson sock is too formulaic to get the over...
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