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  1. Kingslayer

    WWE pros/cons

    Pros: He's great on the mic, is charismatic and has a great look. Cons: He stole MITB from Mr. Kennedy, so FUCK HIM. And he's kinda gotten REALLY stale and has regressed in the ring too..... Ted Dibiase jr
  2. Kingslayer

    WWE pros/cons

    Pros: Can be made credible at any time because of his size. Cons: Plays a weak face, doesn't have much range, limited in ring, mediocre on promos, etc The Undertaker
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  4. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  5. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Chuck Norris once went into the drive thru at Taco Bell and demanded a 20 layer bean burrito. After several hours of crafting the burrito to suit him just right, the strength was so potent that it caused Chuck Norris to fart for the first time in his life. The ensuing blast has since become...
  6. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should...
  7. Kingslayer

    WWE pros/cons

    Pros: He's not Jeff Hardy. That's the nicest thing I could possibly say about David Otunga. He has absolutely no business being anywhere near a WWE ring. Cons: Everything. Just.....everything. With him, that's really not an exageration, he's really that bad. Justin Gabriel
  8. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured the mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
  9. Kingslayer

    WWE pros/cons

    Sorry, I'm getting distracted by all the Chuck Norris jokes in AYT, lol. Pros: Over as fuck, and creative with his use of moves Cons: Notorious for being stiff and dangerous EDIT ~ Pros: Her appearance provides the opportunity for a piss break. Cons: Everything else. She's beyond...
  10. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Eh, I've never found the beard joke funny. Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
  11. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
  12. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with...
  13. Kingslayer

    WWE pros/cons

    Pros: Great mic skills, great charisma, and the best look in the business, in my opinion. Cons: He's STUPID. Seriously kid, pull your head out of your ass and start sticking it in Triple H's. He could be one of the biggest stars ever, but he'll never get anywhere with all these mistakes.
  14. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
  15. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    EDIT ~ Sorry, I deleted it and re-posted it here, lol. Oh my god, I just found my new favourite :lmao :lmao On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit...
  16. Kingslayer

    WWE pros/cons

    Bryan isn't improving at all, he's already considered the best worker on Earth by numerous people. Pros: Charisma, amazing, fluid mic skills that have no equal, great presence, and very good wrestling acumen, despite being slowed down by injuries Cons: For some inexplicable reason I'll...
  17. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Yeah, they're all over the place. I'm trying to find my favourite, if I find it, I'll specify which one it is. Chuck Norris won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game...
  18. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  19. Kingslayer

    Above You Thread

    Should know that Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  20. Kingslayer

    WWE pros/cons

    The Goon was one of the horrible gimmick wrestlers from the mid 90's, he was a hockey player. He came to the ring in a jersey, a hockey stick, I think he may have had skates too but I'm not sure. The fact that hockey was his gimmick makes him an instant 0/10. What a piece of shit game that is, I...
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