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    NBA Offseason Discussion Thread

    Sure.
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    Banned: Neck Moves On WWE Saturday Morning Slam

    Correct, I don't get that, because I don't know what any of those fucking words mean. The RKO is the funniest move to ban ever. Who exactly is worried about kids trying to RKO each other? "Okay, I jump in the air and kind of cradle my arm around your neck and then you fall flat on your face...
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    NFL 2013/14 Offseason Thread

    Re: NFL Thread: 2012 Preseason I don't trust Cromartie to remember what side of the field he's on at any given moment, so this should be great.
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    WWE title win mark-out moments

    Just about everyone has said CM Punk, but nobody's said mine: when he cashed in on Edge on Raw to win his first world title. When Punk won the first briefcase, I tried to figure out how they were going to get it off him or screw him over, because it just seemed way too soon and too good to be...
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    NBA Offseason Discussion Thread

    Because he stupidly opted in to another year with the team he didn't want to play for anymore, denying himself a chance to be a free agent?
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    NBA Offseason Discussion Thread

    Two problems with that pick, as much as I want it to be true: 1. This isn't LeBron to the Heat, redux. In 2011 the Heat brought in the three best free agents available and then had to figure out how they were going to play together. Every Lakers star has a different role on that team...
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    NBA Offseason Discussion Thread

    No they won't, they'll have been handed LeBron and Kyrie Irving by then. No I'm not bitter.
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    NBA Offseason Discussion Thread

    Can someone lend me a katrillion dollars so I can bet that Dwight will eventually re-sign with the Lakers?
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    Kevin Nash says Eddie and Benoit becoming champion was the end of the business

    This argument is like going to war and saying "let's spend a billion dollars on, like, 5 really good guns." The guns work really well at first, but then the cost to keep the guns goes up and one of the guns doesn't want to be there anymore and another gun needs a hip replacement and I've lost...
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    The favourite seasons of your Top Shows

    Community - Season 2 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Season 1 Louie - Season 1 Parks and Recreation - Season 4 The Office - Season 3 (BIG TUNA) Arrested Development - Season 2 LOST - Season 3 (I'm the only one, I know) House - Season 4 Dexter - Season 1 Luther - Season 1 Sherlock -...
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    Kevin Nash says Eddie and Benoit becoming champion was the end of the business

    The only reason Kevin Nash exists to make dipshit comments about how much skinny 6-foot-tall wrestlers suck is because a skinny 6-foot-tall wrestler opened every door in the business for him to slam his big stiff ass through. The irony, it is delicious.
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    CM Punk... heel... tweener... whatever

    For what, showing the proper amount of faith in WWE bookers to do the right thing?
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    CM Punk... heel... tweener... whatever

    It's confession time. I once said "Bryan Danielson will be another Kofi Kingston," meaning that he'd be an IC champ someday maybe. It's so awesome to be wrong.
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    X-Pac Heat?

    I'm pretty sure it started when Kane and X-Pac were a tag team. They tried to get this angle over where X-Pac's trying to rise to Kane's level, and it didn't work at all. It was "Kane and his little bandana'd friend." Worse yet, Kane and X-Pac were teaming against Undertaker and Big Show, and we...
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    CM Punk... heel... tweener... whatever

    Great post. I think I disagree with the main premise, that they're turning CM Punk into a tweener, but I agree that he'd been a weak character for the last few months and that his sudden need for respect doesn't make much sense. Maybe they could have done something, anything, the last few months...
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    WWE star set to return from injury next week

    I'm curious about this too. There wasn't very much heelish about that promo, as it focused on Barrett's strength and toughness over his ability to manipulate. Barrett might end up in the same boat as the Miz, returning in a spot where they could do something different with his character. As with...
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    Choose ONE Superstar you wish would've gotten a big push.

    Goldust sticks out to me as someone they could have done so much more with. He had a pretty great mid-card run, but the problem was they started him out with a weird character and then kept finding ways to make him weirder and weirder instead of broadening his appeal and giving him a chance to...
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    NFL: Offseason Discussion Thread

    But they already have that in Gronkowski and Hernandez. Gronkowski's a terrific blocker, and Hernandez is okay but I'd rather see them put him to use as an offensive weapon. For the backup TE, blocking ability is crucial, especially with the changes to the Patriots O-Line that could put my sweet...
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    NFL: Offseason Discussion Thread

    Shiancoe's on the downside of his career, and I think it's a little curious to bring in a TE who doesn't run-block very well. They could have used a strong blocking TE to anchor that 2nd TE spot at times and give them more flexibility to move Hernandez around the field. Instead Shiancoe's a poor...
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    Justin Bieber Facing Six Months In Jail

    He won't go to jail for this, and it has nothing to do with his money. It's rare for a first-time offender on a relatively minor charge like this to serve a jail sentence.
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