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  1. TKK

    Kharma a "drug addict" according to Reby Sky

    Reby Sky deserves every piece of shit that she gets imo. She's a prime example of how blowing the right people is more important than anything else for a female wrestler and is setting back a lot of female wrestlers in the process. Also, I don't think that Kong would have a problem calling Reby...
  2. TKK

    Favourite stand up comedian?

    What a moronic thing to say. The majority of good comedians write their own shit, and even without that stand up is extremely difficult to master. I would love to see you memorise an hours worth of material for ten thousand people and then perform it without pissing your pants. My current...
  3. TKK

    Is there anyone you'd consider yourself a fanboy/girl of?

    I'd consider myself a fanboy of both Austin Aries and Kassius Ohno, I feel like my judgement gets clouded whenever I'm talking about them. E.g. I thought Aries rubbing his nuts in Hemme's face was awesome.
  4. TKK

    Adam Cole - PWG Ten

    Adam Cole is money, 'nuff said.
  5. TKK

    NXT 8/7: Title Matches with a side of Emma-tainment

    Not gonna lie, I kinda like her. She's pretty solid in ring too considering she can carry some of those awful NXT Divas to decent matches.
  6. TKK

    Would You Rather Get A Paycheck Or Title Run?

    I really hope Ian Rotten stiffs you for money in the future so that you can cry on your journey home.
  7. TKK

    NXT 8/7: Title Matches with a side of Emma-tainment

    She doesn't take herself seriously, I'm pretty sure that's the draw. She's only over in the NXT arena though, that shit wouldn't fly in Madison Square Garden.
  8. TKK

    Would You Rather Get A Paycheck Or Title Run?

    Let me explain this to you. You're not Dean Malenko, you don't draw, you're not worth shit and you don't deserve a pay if you can't wrestle or draw. If WWE calls you up and says that they want to work squash matches for free for the next year you would be stupid to say no. People a lot better...
  9. TKK

    Would You Rather Get A Paycheck Or Title Run?

    Worth being paid*
  10. TKK

    Would You Rather Get A Paycheck Or Title Run?

    Considering none of you can work for shit you should be grateful that you're working for a major promotion in the first place considering you're not worth being paid. I'll pick the title runs for a while before bailing taking my character elsewhere seeing as I'd already be a draw at that...
  11. TKK

    Drake Younger cuts a promo on PWG

    Not trying to hate, but ...
  12. TKK

    Do You Listen To Podcasts?

    Art of Wrestling w/ Colt Cabana is pretty good. All of those armchair booker ones suck though. Christopher Daniels needs to make a podcast eventually, that would be so badass.
  13. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Because your mom sucks dick for meth. That's how.
  14. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Pity you can't grow a beard without looking like Sami Zayn's down syndrome little brother.
  15. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    Props to you. At least you're not spreading your Hep around gas station bathrooms across America.
  16. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    No, I'm white.
  17. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    About as often as you have to swallow Dane Cook's spunk because there's no sink nearby.
  18. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    When the serb horses reach our gates then there is no choice.
  19. TKK

    Straight Shootin' With Mystical George

    By next Cena I assume that you mean next lead money maker, right? In my eyes, Daniel Bryan's already in the process of becoming "the next Cena" because he's been the focal point of every show that he's been on since splitting from Kane and has been more over than anyone in the company for a long...
  20. TKK

    Do You Listen To Podcasts?

    I don't really like the cartoon, but I've never given much of a chance. Pilkington is the British Brian Redban from what I've seen, just less of a cunt.