haha, it would be awesome, but I don't think it will be.
When Ty came with the idea of Edge as Jack, I came up with the line
Jack Torrance: I'm not gonna hurt you.
Wendy Torrance: Stay away from me!
Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna spear the living FUCK out of you, and then I'm gonna Edgecute you into oblivion!