Worst things that happened at your school?

[comicgeekelly]

Nothing real bad has ever happened at my school (private school). There was one fight where at the end the dude who won punted the other guy's head pretty much like Orton does.

 

[Kizza]

^ That actually reminds me of something. A guy called Jonathan got frustrated at something, (don't remember was in year 8) and apparently he stabbed the person next to him in the palm with a pen as well. He wrapped it up in tissue paper and went straight to the hospital to get it removed and stop the blood flowing out .

Oh and Kizza you don't have to beleive me but I said what I know and have seen, I have even batted against him and I failed. I couldn't see the ball coming.

I barely see Johnson bowl, and he bowls at around 140 kays. Trust me, it wasn't 110 mph. That's just insane.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Why do i highly doubt that he bowls at 110MPH?

Anyways today sommit big happened, this dude stabbed someone with a pen (yes a pen) they were messin around and one of the dudes nearly went to hospital.

Pen wars are fun.


Oh and 110mph is impossible, btw. As Kiz said, that's about 180 kph, when the fastest ball was like 163 back at the world cup in 03 (I think).

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

Nothing really exciting happened at my school. Just like two fights that both got broke up real quick. And like 5 bomb threats, two of which came on consecutive days. Well there was the time someone pissed in the soap dispenser.

 

[Australian Badass]

Lulz, bunsen burners are always good for a laugh. I love seeing the dickhead kids pick up the gauze mat about 5 seconds after it's been turned off.

lol

In year 8, my mate put the bunsen flame near his ass (yellow flame btw, not the blue flame) and farted and the flame went bigger...

 

[Beer]

Lulz, bunsen burners are always good for a laugh. I love seeing the dickhead kids pick up the gauze mat about 5 seconds after it's been turned off.

lolzorz

I soooooo didn't do that even when the bunsen burner was still on.....

Anyhoo, let me think.

Two kids, can't remember the year, were caught sucking each other off. (Shudder)

Numerous fights.

One in particular. I saw it right in front of me. Oh the joy I had from that. One kid punched the other right in my mouth knocking his tooth out, right then a teacher came out, and tried breaking it up. So the kid who had his tooth knocked out was on the floor, the other was trying to still smash his face in. The teacher grabbed him from behind and tried pulling him away. Big Mistake. You generally don't try out muscling a six former (Year 12-13) when you are an old maths teacher, possibly between 50-60. Anyway, the teacher got his ass handed to him. The boy continued the assault on the floored boy by jumping on top of him, and punching him violently. Which made us, the audience, start to think we should do something, some Year 10'er got the PE Staff, and they came out to settle it. When it was all said and done, the boy who started the fight, the one who was on the floor, had a broken nose, and had three of his teeth knocked out. The boy who beat the crap into him got expelled and put in a cell for the night, because he assaulted a teacher.

Good times.

There was a fight I was involved in. But I can't really say anything, like I am brave and I get involved, since pretty much all of my year, Year 10 at the time, were involved. The boys anyway. We had a war against a rival school. Lololol. I punched one guy, kicked another, and ran off leaving the fight, thanks to this one guy who punched me in the back. The end of the fight no one knows about, nothing was released about it. All I know is that there were no more Rival School fight. For some reason I suspect something REALLY nasty happened. Otherwise they would still be fighting now.

A small girl in Year 7 was running around in the yard, she bumped into some scaffolding, which caused some metal pipes to fall form the top of the scaffolding and land on her. But the sad thing was that even though she would inevitably die, she stayed alive for half a day afterwards, and she had to go through that pain. It was horrible, because you cringed when you heard her crying out aloud, screaming. Those who saw were sick. Most who found out about it cried. She stayed alive because the injuries did not kill her straight away, but they would eventually.

For a week we would go into the Main Hall, the whole school, for an hour, to pay tribute to her. I, being Head Boy at the time did a speech. I think they have awards name after her.

Very Sad

 

[Toddy]

I ahve to day the funniest not the worst thing that happened was last year we were playing rugby against our rival scvhool Otago Boys and then a guy from the other team tripped up on of our players so our whole pratically came in to deal with it while the other team came in too and then practically a 40 man brawl.

Many fights at our school probely two a week but most get controlled pretty quickly since the teachers are used to it.