Worst things that happened at your school?

[Moonlight Drive]

Going to Sydney for school from Melbourne seems logical.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Nah, we were on MSN a while ago and I asked where in Victoria he lived and he said the same suburb as me and we were both like.. wtf?!

My school's boring, I guess. Any Aussies no of St. Leonard's?

One of the kid's I coach in cricket told me he just started at St Leo's. >_>

On the topic of paper bunsen burning, that shit never gets old

Brimgs back a story from last year.

We were sitting at the tables, and someone lit a newspaper on fire, ran across and put it on the table. We just sat there until a teacher came across and raged. The paper then blew off the table and the fire actually started getting kinda big. So the teacher yells at someone to put it out. My best mate, being the hero that he is shifty jumps on the paper, putting it out. The teacher then blamed him for lighting it. >_>

 

[CT Styles]

One of the kid's I coach in cricket told me he just started at St Leo's. >_>

Name? Year?

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Lulz, bunsen burners are always good for a laugh. I love seeing the dickhead kids pick up the gauze mat about 5 seconds after it's been turned off.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Name? Year?

7. I think he's the weird kid who goes to scouts, but I can't remember. If so his first name is Tom. Fucked if I know his last name.

 

[Evil Austin]

BKB this may seem really really off topic but I have been needing to ask you for a while, how long have you been playing cricket for to be a coach? Cause you are 16 and I always thought you were coaching people like half your age and just teaching them how to catch and or bowl properly. Cause to teach kids your age you must be like professional (I assumed).

By the way I knew someone that is in year 10 this year my age and he has been playing for years. He is fucking insane at bowling, he can bowl at about 110 miles per hour. Hes a short black guy.

 

[Seventh Reason]

110 mph? He must bowl off the pitch, because that speed would get automatic entry into the current national side!

 

[Moonlight Drive]

By the way I knew someone that is in year 10 this year my age and he has been playing for years. He is fucking insane at bowling, he can bowl at about 110 miles per hour. Hes a short black guy.

Wonders will never cease >_>

Back on topic, did everyone elses school go through that phase with paper wasps or was that just me? Every fucking dickhead had them, until some girl lost her eyesight and they were banned.

 

[Evil Austin]

He actually bowls pretty straight, though he once tried to bowl spin instead of pace and it fucked up I think it hit the whickey (whikey not sure how to spell) in the face and knocked him out.

^ Edit - they were in our school for like a month but never really created a 'fad'

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

BKB this may seem really really off topic but I have been needing to ask you for a while, how long have you been playing cricket for to be a coach? Cause you are 16 and I always thought you were coaching people like half your age and just teaching them how to catch and or bowl properly. Cause to teach kids your age you must be like professional (I assumed).

By the way I knew someone that is in year 10 this year my age and he has been playing for years. He is fucking insane at bowling, he can bowl at about 110 miles per hour. Hes a short black guy.

Playing properly? I started junoirs when I was nine, so this is my seventh season. I did the equivilent of Auskick for three years before that though, and I've been playing backyard cricket for years before that, ever since I was a wee tacker. I don't play professionally, though I may look at trying to move up closer to that next year. At the moment I play for a sub-district team, which is two levels below state and one below country (though it's near impossible to move up that high). I'll probably look at getting in a youth squad for a district club next year, moving up a rank.

The kiddies I coach are 12-13 year olds, so I have a few years on them.

Back on topic, did everyone elses school go through that phase with paper wasps or was that just me? Every fucking dickhead had them, until some girl lost her eyesight and they were banned.

You're weird. >_>

 

[The Clash]

Two hot school girls took my innocence in the toilets.

Wait...thats not a bad thing.

 

[Kizza]

BKB this may seem really really off topic but I have been needing to ask you for a while, how long have you been playing cricket for to be a coach? Cause you are 16 and I always thought you were coaching people like half your age and just teaching them how to catch and or bowl properly. Cause to teach kids your age you must be like professional (I assumed).

By the way I knew someone that is in year 10 this year my age and he has been playing for years. He is fucking insane at bowling, he can bowl at about 110 miles per hour. Hes a short black guy.

You do know that 110 miles an hour is like 180 kilometers. Which is about 20 kays faster then the fast ball Tait, Lee & Aktar have bowled.

 

[rosewt01]

Why do i highly doubt that he bowls at 110MPH?

Anyways today sommit big happened, this dude stabbed someone with a pen (yes a pen) they were messin around and one of the dudes nearly went to hospital.

 

[Evil Austin]

^ That actually reminds me of something. A guy called Jonathan got frustrated at something, (don't remember was in year 8) and apparently he stabbed the person next to him in the palm with a pen as well. He wrapped it up in tissue paper and went straight to the hospital to get it removed and stop the blood flowing out .

Oh and Kizza you don't have to beleive me but I said what I know and have seen, I have even batted against him and I failed. I couldn't see the ball coming.

 

[rosewt01]

I bet you he doesn't bowl at 110MPH though, the fastest bowl ever is just over 100.