Yeah, ok so...

[El Joo Magnifico]

Leave a Ransom note. Or just toss it in the middle of the road and wait for someone to run it over.

 

[monkeystyle]

Is there a sim card?

If so, take it out, snap it in half and toss it. Problem solved.

BTW, I would keep it tbh.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

LMAO

Now thats pretty funny...But IDK if it can be tracked or not...But hey you know...Keep it and if the cops show up....Run and Jump Fence's and all that then hide out...but make sure you drop the phone somewhere or do something so they can't track it cause if you try and run with it...There pretty much track you down lol.

Harold & Kumar.

 

[This Guy]

It still has a serial number though. And thats traceable. iPhone's also have GPS in them. In otherwords its completely traceable. I would return it, becuase if the guy still has his bill they can track it down even if you take out the sim card and what not. You can still get off pretty easy though, just tell him that you found it and the contacts had already been erased because you looked for them first to try and find out who it belonged to. It would also help explain to people why you never answered the phone when he called.

 

[PeepShow]

Is there a sim card?

If so, take it out, snap it in half and toss it. Problem solved.

BTW, I would keep it tbh.

IDK what the fuck that even is.

And I really don't have any intention on keeping it. I planned on selling it for quite a bit of money.

It still has a serial number though. And thats traceable. iPhone's also have GPS in them. In otherwords its completely traceable. I would return it, becuase if the guy still has his bill they can track it down even if you take out the sim card and what not. You can still get off pretty easy though, just tell him that you found it and the contacts had already been erased because you looked for them first to try and find out who it belonged to. It would also help explain to people why you never answered the phone when he called.

Fuck. Well, is it certain it will be traced? I mean, where would I tell him I found it? That'd be where it would be kind of conspicuous.

 

[This Guy]

it will only get traced if he is smart enough to do so. Where do you tell him you found it? Who cares? Tell him you found it on a table at a coffee shop. From his perspective he left it somewhere, someone found it and fucked with it and then left it at a coffee shop where you found it. Worse case scenario just dump it in a dumpster somewhere.

 

[PeepShow]

it will only get traced if he is smart enough to do so. Where do you tell him you found it? Who cares? Tell him you found it on a table at a coffee shop. From his perspective he left it somewhere, someone found it and fucked with it and then left it at a coffee shop where you found it. Worse case scenario just dump it in a dumpster somewhere.

Come to think of it, it would be a good idea to give him back the phone. He may give me some money.

But seriously? Coffee shop? What are the chances I would actually find a phone that was missing where I work and I am the one that finds it? No. Just sounds to phony. As would almost anything. I mean I could tell him I found it in the grass beside the building, but if he'd been calling it, surely someone would have heard it. IDK man. Fuck.

 

[niggles]

Come to think of it, it would be a good idea to give him back the phone. He may give me some money.

or he may give you nothing. Sell the phone, it'll be someone elses problem.

 

[Mugen]

or he may give you nothing. Sell the phone, it'll be someone elses problem.

And then the buyer will tell where he got it, thus leading back to him.

Just have fun trashing it; set it on fire, smash it, run over it, piss and shit on it. Something amusing.

 

[Australian Badass]

Just admit you stole it.

Honesty ftw

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Just admit you stole it.

Honesty ftw

Shut up, Shane.

 

[Australian Badass]

Shut up, James.

 

[PeepShow]

Just admit you stole it.

Honesty ftw

Yeah, all right. I'll do just that.

 

[Vegeta]

Ok here what you do...Get with someone there..talk about it...Get him to talk to the guy...and if it comes up tell him to say he ain't seen it...but maybe someone has...get posters up if there is an reward of money on it...Then you give it to him...Get money get hoes get laid.

 

[Evil Austin]

but even if you did return it to him that doesnt' explain you deleting all of his emails and messages and contacts what do you say about that?