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THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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Everyone who says Batista would be great if wrestling was real is bullshitting. Remember when Batista tried to be a punkass to Booker, and Booker fucked him up for real?

BTW, I'm not on the OMGZ SHELTON IS DA GR8EST bandwaggon. Shelton can go suck a dick :)
 

Hometown Kid

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brian kendrick's biceps said:
Everyone who says Batista would be great if wrestling was real is bullshitting. Remember when Batista tried to be a punkass to Booker, and Booker fucked him up for real?

BTW, I'm not on the OMGZ SHELTON IS DA GR8EST bandwaggon. Shelton can go suck a dick :)
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Hey! I'm not going mark out on Shelton I just think he's better than some people give him credit just because he doesn't have as many fans as Hunter and Batista and the like...
 

MikeRaw

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Hometown Kid said:
Hey! I'm not going mark out on Shelton I just think he's better than some people give him credit just because he doesn't have as many fans as Hunter and Batista or Rock, or Austin or Cena or Orton or Carlito or Kenny Dykstra or Punk or Rey or Morrison or Hogan or hell, even Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the like...
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Fixed:laugh:

Seriously though, ya, you think Shelton is good in the ring, so do I. I think he is OVERRATED in the ring though, but that doesnt mean hes not good. Hes probably top 3 in wwe for ring skills, but I thinlk people think too much of it, hes a good wrestlwer though.
And he gets credit for what he is, a good athlete. He doesnt have mic skills, and he isnt over, those are fcts. Put him in TNA , and he wont be any betetr than he is in wwe, he'd be a uppermidcarder there too. Thats what he is for life, so ya, enjoy his matches and stuff, but to say he ever deserves a world title is ridiculous.
 

Hometown Kid

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Samoa Joe > all...except for AJ Styles, Shelton Benjamin and Superman! OK Samoa Joe pwns Superman...:p
 

Moonlight Drive

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Batista couldn't pwn a bottle of orange juice. His moveset consists of clothesline, shoulder block, spear, spinebuster, powerbomb. How athletic!

And then the charisma. All the phenomenal promos, which consist of 'Rawwr. I'm the Animal. I want my 88th title match. Rawwr"

Yay! Batista!!
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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LOL @ Mike.

I disagree, Shelton is not in the top three in WWE for ring skills. I'll take MVP, Morrison, Edge, Orton, Michaels, HHH, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Matt Sydal, Chris Jericho, John Cena, Umaga, CM Punk and Gregory Helms over him any day. Sorry if I left anyone out, that was just off the top of my head tbh.
 

Hometown Kid

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brian kendrick's biceps said:
LOL @ Mike.

I disagree, Shelton is not in the top three in WWE for ring skills. I'll take MVP, Morrison, Edge, Orton, Michaels, HHH, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Matt Sydal, Chris Jericho, John Cena, Umaga, CM Punk and Gregory Helms over him any day. Sorry if I left anyone out, that was just off the top of my head tbh.
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:laugh: Those 2 alone prove your list bogus...
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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Yeah, they sure do. Because Cena is the man who pulled a good match out The Great Khali, and HHH has had great matches for the last ten years. And who has Shleton Benjamin dragged a good maatch out of? HBK? :roflmao:
 

Hometown Kid

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Shelton has good matches every time he's in the ring unlike John "5 moves" Cena and Paul "knee attacks" Leveseque...:shifty:
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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Yes, John 5 moves Cena. Let's examine those five moves shall we?

1) STFU
2) FU
3) 5 Knuckle Shuffle
4) Spin Out Back Suplex
5) Throwback
6) Spinning Fisherman's Suplex
7) Jumping shoulder block
8) Corner elbow
9) Top Rope Fam-asser
10) Right hands (they are a big move for him, as they are apart of his gimmick)
11) Falling Hip Toss
12) Bulldog
13) Twisting Belly to Belly
14) Clothesline

Geez, he sure has five moves. Maybe you were thing John '5 Knuckle Shuffle' Cena :laugh:

And as far as HHH, does the Pedigree involve him kneeing his opponenet? Does the spinebuster? Does the clothesline? Does the chop block? Yeah you're so right there as well.

Next you are going to tell me that RVD is a shit wrestler, because he uses his feet too much :smh
 

Airfixx

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Holy shit, where does all this Shelton-love come from...

Mention a wrestler in virtually any context and someone's bound to bring up 'every smark's favourite lost cause'.
 

MikeRaw

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BKB, just owned Hometown Kid:) lol, ya, its true though. Sheltons good, but when you say he should be world champ, thats stupid, and ontop of that, its not like the guys in the main event suck at matches either. BKB talked about Cena, HHH has more than 5 moves too....

-High Knee
-Facebuster
-Spinebuster
-Clothesline
-Headlock
-Punches
-Chop Block
-Chop
-Turnbuckle Choke
-Pedigree

Im sure theres more, those are the ones I can think of, and thats like 10. Cena actually has more moves than HHH, but they're both awesome IMO.
So stop saying Shelton is god, lol
 
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