D-Bry catches burglar

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For those interested, TMZ are streaming the press conference courtesy of the Phoenix PD.

Bryan also confirmed that he needs a second surgery
 

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It takes a pair to rob a cat's crib, so I suppose the vanilla midget talk should be snapped in half.
Nash wouldn't bother chasing, Hogan can't chase and HHH would call the proper authorities. (Yep, went there)

This seems in character. What's even more in character is that Bry would live in a sketchy area. I'm surprised dude doesn't live in a cardboard box. Well, not really, Brie wouldn't have that, would she?
 

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Unnarmed Burglars in Arcadia, lol they must've be borderline mentally Blue.
I met about 175-200 people down there during a few weeks I worked down there and roughly about 60% of them have their CCWs and almost 85% of them at least had one firearm locked up somewhere in the house.
 

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Unnarmed Burglars in Arcadia, lol they must've be borderline mentally Blue.
I met about 175-200 people down there during a few weeks I worked down there and roughly about 60% of them have their CCWs and almost 85% of them at least had one firearm locked up somewhere in the house.
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It was just a couple of his fan boys wanting to know when he would return, but he reacted with violence instead.
 
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My man D-Bry unleashing the pain on these suckers. Rear naked choke hold on that guy until the police arrived? Haha. Hope they find the other douchebag.
 

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Of all the dudes on the main roster you wouldn't want to catching robbing their crib, Bryan is the 2nd least guy.
Discounting guns, he has the foot speed, the stamina and the tenacity to not call the police and rear naked choke hold you.
Yeah, don't the height fool you.
 

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Of all the dudes on the main roster you wouldn't want to catching robbing their crib, Bryan is the 2nd least guy.
Discounting guns, he has the foot speed, the stamina and the tenacity to not call the police and rear naked choke hold you.
Yeah, don't the height fool you.
Brock #1 on your list? DB as #2 seems like a stretch
 

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Brock #1 on your list? DB as #2 seems like a stretch
Yep, Brock's definitely #1. You could go Del Rio or Swagger at #2 but I question their foot speed as compared to Bryan
I'd go Tyson Kidd but I don't think the guy is a fighter in the sense Bryan is. I'd peg Cesaro as the strongest in WWE (right now), but I could probably outrun that dude. I'm taking into account a normal man with good foot speed who's already got a good head start before being sighted. If I'm missing somebody, please alert me to them.

My list:
Lesnar
Bryan
Del Rio
Swagger
Kidd
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Yep, Brock's definitely #1. You could go Del Rio or Swagger at #2 but I question their foot speed as compared to Bryan
I'd go Tyson Kidd but I don't think the guy is a fighter in the sense Bryan is. I'd peg Cesaro as the strongest in WWE (right now), but I could probably outrun that dude. I'm taking into account a normal man with good foot speed who's already got a good head start before being sighted. If I'm missing somebody, please alert me to them.

My list:
Lesnar
Bryan
Del Rio
Swagger
Kidd
Cesaro
If you want to go foot speed + shoot fighting ability Ziggler has to be on the list. Dude is undoubtedly faster than D Bry and was a legit badass amateur wrestler