D-Bry catches burglar

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I f***king forgot about Ziggler. That pi**es me off too cause he's legit on the list. Considering overall ability, he would be second if I got a good head start. I'm actually heads or tails between Del Rio and Bryan, but believe Del Rio would say f*** it and buy some new sh**.
 

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What about Reigns? Huge and runs about a 4.9 40. would hate to get caught by him. Samoan mean streak.
 

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I figured Reigns would get a mention. He seems easy to wiggle away from and not a guy who's been in a lot of actual bouts. Who'd fight Roman Reigns? Plus, if somebody attempted to kick him the face upon a take down, he'd lack the reflexes to catch it. Reigns would suffer from lack of actual shoot fighting. The objective would be to catch up to somebody, take them down and apply a rear naked choke. Maybe you see something I'm missing.
 

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I figured Reigns would get a mention. He seems easy to wiggle away from and not a guy who's been in a lot of actual bouts. Who'd fight Roman Reigns? Plus, if somebody attempted to kick him the face upon a take down, he'd lack the reflexes to catch it. Reigns would suffer from lack of actual shoot fighting. The objective would be to catch up to somebody, take them down and apply a rear naked choke. Maybe you see something I'm missing.
He was a really high caliber NCAA defensive lineman. That translates directly to chasing someone down from behind and tackling them lol

once he tackled you I really doubt he would be easy to get away from. you would be dazed from the impact and he would have you completely subdued with his strength
 

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You make a good point. The impact from the running would definitely cause an impact and a heavy blow. I find that method inefficient in case the pursuee managed to angle his body around before hit the ground.

Reigns would be effective but the other guys mentioned (including Ziggs) could counter. If I sensed Reigns would catch me, I'd try and counter out of desperation. It wouldn't be smart but I might get a knee up. Reigns is a good suggestion. I wouldn't bother the f***er. I'd still rank a few ahead of Reigns only because of his lack of ability to counter in case the assailant did something stupid the moment he sensed Reigns would catch him.
 

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I picture Reigns doing his scream/corner taunt when he sees the burglar, no doubt forcing them to shit their pants. Running in shitty pants is one more disadvantage when being chase by Reigns
 

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This is too funny. This seems almost staged. Who commits a burglary unarmed and then gets beat up by a former wrestler? Very comedic. At least its a story right?
 

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What a fucking man. If you don't like this man, I think there is something wrong with you.
I don't know him personally so I can't comment on him as a man. as a performer he is dull as shit
 

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I don't know him personally so I can't comment on him as a man. as a performer he is dull as shit
I've met him once and he was fucking awesome dude. Poor little old me couldn't afford an autograph, so I went up to him and shook his hand, and he signed my t-shirt anyways. Well, I guess it was because I bought his t-shirt he gave me an autograph, the point is I couldn't afford both and he hooked me up. Forever in his debt, bastard.



ALSO he was at one time considered the best wrestler in the world believe it or not.