S**t I hear at work (a.k.a conspiracy theories of the alt-right)

[Barry Poppins]

I voted for Bush’s winning re-election in 2004 as well.

My first time being able to vote.

I really don't think Bush had any business winning that second election, or even the first one, but that's a difference of opinion.

 

[Shane]

I’m pretty sure logic like this is why Hitler came into power.

 

[Comrade Khan]

You do not like a couple of things Trump supports so....
instead you promote the dude that opposes everything your party stands for?
this is not what a republican does.
Promote republican opposition.

Not everyone treats politics like a team sports lmao the fuck

 

[Comrade Khan]

eh no.
The moment you start promoting and pushing for the DEMOCRATIC candidate to win over your own guy you stop being a republican.
You become a shill for the opposition.
A RINO.

If he wants to not vote for trump and talk trash that is fine.
When he starts campaigning for the other team then that is when you become the RINO.

This is the talk if an indoctrinated buffoon

 

[Comrade Khan]

All I will say is while I don't always see eye to eye with @Kid Vicious , I respect him a hell of a lot more for treating every president and issue separately as opposed to just herp n derp vote for the party because it'd red (or blue). Blindly supporting a party because winning is everything is exactly what got all of us in this mess of a world in the first place. The last thing we need is to blindly follow any party who's only purpose is to get re elected (again, both parties here) , critical thinking for yourself is key. I much rather have conservatives like smark who thinks for himself rather than some obedient lapdogs who treat this like a sporting event or treat treat party like it's their sports team.

 

[Chris]

T-Pein on that Texas republican energy

 

[Comrade Khan]

T-Pein on that Texas republican energy

One day I'll sponsor you to adopt you as an honorary Canadian under the refugees act.

 

[Swamps]

This whole conversation is hilarious. Seems like two conservatives complaining about who's allowed to be included in the Republican party; never have I seen a more apt metaphor for current politics.

Guess you have been asleep for the past 5 years, or just not paying attention.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

I want to let all of you in on a little secret. It seems no one understands this. I'll say it loud enough for the fanatics in the back.

NO POLITICIAN REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL PARTY GIVES 2 SHITS ABOUT YOU!!!! THEY PANDER FOR YOUR VOTE AND THEN TOSS YOU ASIDE FOR THOSE WITH THE MOST MONEY.

 

[Moon Bird]

Saying you wont vote for him means you want the other guy to win.

I'm so glad I didn't hit that ignore button already.

 

[Shane]

I want to let all of you in on a little secret. It seems no one understands this. I'll say it loud enough for the fanatics in the back.

NO POLITICIAN REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL PARTY GIVES 2 SHITS ABOUT YOU!!!! THEY PANDER FOR YOUR VOTE AND THEN TOSS YOU ASIDE FOR THOSE WITH THE MOST MONEY.

I came to this conclusion a loooonngggg time ago.

 

[Barry Poppins]

I want to let all of you in on a little secret. It seems no one understands this. I'll say it loud enough for the fanatics in the back.

NO POLITICIAN REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL PARTY GIVES 2 SHITS ABOUT YOU!!!! THEY PANDER FOR YOUR VOTE AND THEN TOSS YOU ASIDE FOR THOSE WITH THE MOST MONEY.

Thanks for the obvious there, pal.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

Thanks for the obvious there, pal.

The way you guys/gals are going on in this thread it doesn't seem all that obvious, buddy.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

Whether or not a politician personally gives a shit about you, there’s still a difference generally in their policies.

 

[Moon Bird]

As long as I can lay on my comfy bed, chowing down on my snacks, drinking my British Tea (P.G Tips all the way) and waiting for my Rampage, I don't give a damn who's steering this country into the ground...

Am I sorry for the people getting f***ed on a daily basis? Of course. Am I for equal rights for all? Absolutely. Do LGBTQ+ lives matter? 100% Do black lives matter? You bet your ass they do. Should abortions be legal and accessible to everyone who needs them? F**k yes. Will I vote for for a party that makes life easier for anyone mentioned above. Yes.

Now, this thread was made to share the absurd shit I heard on a daily basis at work. A workplace where 100% of the employees are white. In a town overwhelmingly Republican. Where Jesus is King. And Trump isn't far behind.

There's a thread for politics. And there's a thread small town Florida BS. Let's get this thing back on track. But not right now. Because it's Superkick Party Time!