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I'm sure I will be seeing many different choices here.

Child's Play ~ What the fuck was this shit? Chucky looked like a dollar store asshole, how am I supposed to be scared of that? The gory deaths were cool, I'll give it that, but, that's where the 'good' stuff ends.


Pet Semetary ~ I guess it wasn't as bad as Child's Play, but, it was still bad and the ending was dumb as fuck. The original creeped me out (the dead dude still makes me dribble in my pants), and I felt sad for the little boy. This one, I didn't feel bad for the girl, I was hoping she would get killed because she sucked ass.
 

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Black Christmas. What a way to piss on the corpse of an all time great horror movie.

Nightmare on Elm Street too, Jesus that was god awful.
 

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Which remake was the worse?
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Haven't seen a good remake since Scarface.
 

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I don't know where to start...
 

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I disagree on Child’s Play. It wasn’t better than the original, but it was a good fun movie that I enjoyed. I’m a huge fan of the Child’s Play series so I was going to be tough on it. But it was good. 7/10 from me.
 
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I disagree on Child’s Play. It wasn’t better than the original, but it was a good fun movie that I enjoyed. I’m a huge fan of the Child’s Play series so I was going to be tough on it. But it was good. 7/10 from me.
The AI being defective aspect was more believable than voodoo.
 
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Voodoo is real, we've been through this.
 
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WTF Blaze, the original was fucking awesome, you can't mean that.

I mean, it's cool if you liked it, but, better than the original, that's just a lie, you're not allowed to have that opinion.
 

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I might as well give an actual answer even though there are so many to choose from.

Rob Zombie's Halloweens are pretty trash ass to me.
 
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I might as well give an actual answer even though there are so many to choose from.

Rob Zombie's Halloweens are pretty trash ass to me.


Oh fuck, yes. What an embarrassment to the franchise. I pretend those ones don't exist. The original series had some pretty bad ones too that I like to forget.

A few years ago, there were talks of remaking Back to the Future. I swear to fucking god, I will lose my shit if they do. Fuck Hollywood.
 

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Hollywood would be better off just release the classics that are converted to the latest tech for better viewing quality and if they just want to remake something, do hat they've done forever.....just do the same movie they were going to do for the remake/reboot and just give it a different name......it's not that fucking hard to think of a different name.
 

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Where do I start.

Point break- just horrible
Ghostbusters- just boring and lazy
Nightmare on elm street
Clash of the titans- thought it blew and was boring.
Footloose- didnt need done and the acting sucked



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Rollerball, Psycho, Death Wish, The Shining, Total Recall are the ones I immediately think of.