What's up, humankiller99?

[Travis40]

You really can't come up with anything new, can you?

Fagish40?...try to come up with something that's actually new, and funny.

 

[LadyHotrod]

I found these hilarious jokes online.

What do you do if there is a paki (and no, it isn't racist, it's the same as calling someone from Britain a Brit) infront of you with 6 holes in him?

Stop laughing and reload.

what do you call a paki drug dealer?
Avadab Ofdis.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PAKI IN A FREEZER?
TOUGH SHIT

What do you take to a paki house warming?
2 litres of petrol and a lighter

what do you call 500 pakis running down the road?
hindi 500.

what do you call a load of pakis in a swimming pool?
coco puffs.

how do you stop a paki from drowning?
take your foot off his head

Q. What do you call an attractive paki girl
A. Asif

why do pakis smell?
so blind people can hate em aswell.

how can you tell if a paki has robbed your house?
the dogs been bombed and your flip flops are missing.

what do you call a paki on the moon?
A problem.
what do you 2 pakis on the moon?
Another problem.
what do you call all the pakis on the moon?
problem solved.

....and finally, the best for last...

what do you call a paki with a wooden leg?

SHIT ON A STICK

unloved?

feeling picked on?

useless and smelly?

nows the time to look in the mirror and ask youself - AM I A PAKI?

 

[LadyHotrod]

You're shit on a stick. Deal with it because even the internet hates you!

 

[MikeRaw]

Not just the internet.

 

[LadyHotrod]

Not just the internet.

This is true.

I hate how they ruined Brampton and Malton. smurfs. Now they're ruining every other city. No wonder we always have smog alerts.

 

[Travis40]

Face facts? Indians are the best, we run the world, everywhere you go? you see indians.?

you're joking...right?

BTW, is there any way that you can quit basically calling her a whore? Both of you guys are stuck on calling her and her mom whores and it's just getting boring and stupid (...they were in the first place)

 

[LadyHotrod]

Hey, I'd rather be a whore than one of your relatives.

By the way, diapers are for your ass, not your head.

 

[J]

Quick joke. How do you know when a terrorist becomes a man...........It takes the diaper off it's ass and puts it on it's head.

 

[The Showstopper]

All indians dont wear turbans dumb ass, only Sikhs do, how many times do I have to type that to get in your deformed tumor growing brains? So all those insults about the turbans aren't offending me since I dont wear one.

 

[LadyHotrod]

If you weren't offended, you wouldn't be crying like a little Indian bitch right now.

 

[Travis40]

Fuck those smelly Indians imo...they all look like terrorists to me...

 

[MikeRaw]

Rofl, they all look the same.

Wait, that is, except for this little smurf black wannabe Majesty, weho dressed like a fucking gangster, even though he's the biggest pussy in Toronto.

 

[Travis40]

Rofl, they all look the same.

Wait, that is, except for this little smurf black wannabe Majesty, weho dressed like a fucking gangster, even though he's the biggest pussy in Toronto.

***The World....

 

[NooDLE]

:3dflagsdotcom_iraq_

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

u ppl are stupid

LHR's tits are so fake, when a guy touches them she gets herpes