AND Now UWF Raw and UWF Smackdown Present....
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The pyros of UWF’s inaugural Summerslam shoot into the sky and the sold out Fort. Lauderdale crowd is on its feet ready to get this party started. Fans hold up signs for all of their favorite superstars such as John Cena, Stone Cold, James Storm, Sting, and many other UWF superstars. The crowd is hot and electric as the cameras settle down and we head to ringside where we are traditionally welcome by the Announce Team on Tuesday Night Raw Michael Cole and Jerry The King Lawler!
Michael Cole: Hello everyone and welcome to the Biggest Party of the Summer UWF Summerslam and folks tonight we break all the records and all the rules as tonight we look to top Wrestlemania with a stacked card that can only happen here in the UWF. Folks I am Michael Cole, the voice of UWF, and I am sitting alongside the legend Jerry “The King†Lawler. And King what a Summerslam we have in store, especially on the Raw side of things.
Jerry “The King†Lawler: Summerslam is going to blow everything out of the water especially on the Raw of things because Cole, tonight the UWF Championship will be defended in an Elimination Chamber where anything can possibly happen. Our defending Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin will have the hardest defense of his career tonight when he defends against 5 other men all looking to become Champion here tonight.
Michael Cole: Don’t forget King, we also have other matches such as the very personal and sure to be brutal grudge match between two former friends Robert Roode and James Storm. That match should be a show stealer much Orton/Aries at the Great American Bash.
King: Raw is also spearheaded by grudge matches between Bully Ray and Christopher Daniels, as well as the Undertaker and John Morrison returning to Pay Per View for the first time in UWF history!
Cole: I’d love to see Smackdown be able to top that card King. And speaking of Smackdown lets head over to the Smackdown announce team of JR Jim Ross and Hot Rod Roddy Rowdy Piper.
The camera pans over to the two legends of the business who look happy to be here.
Jim Ross: Thank you Michael and I am Jim “JR†Ross alongside the Hot and bothered Hot Rod Roddy Piper. And Piper I have to ask what has you in such a bad mood here tonight.
Rowdy “Roddy†Piper: I’m not booked in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. If I were in there I’d be World Champion by the end of the night JR. Instead I have to watch six other men all of whom of question mental stability do battle for the opportunity to have a World Title shot at any time within the next year! All I can say is creative you missed out when you didn’t book the Hot Rod.
JR: I’m sorry you feel that way partner, but MITB is not the only match on the card as a big time match up is scheduled between the two members of Y.E.S. and the Black and White Machine with everything from titles to careers at stake and who better to officiate such a match then the returning General Manager of Smackdown Desmond Wolfe!
Piper: Its good to have some order back on Smackdown after the past few weeks JR. But in a match that is sure not to have any order is going to be the match we are kicking things off with tonight, the World Heavyweight Championship.
JR: The number contender John Cena is in a very rare and unusual position, because tonight he isn’t just facing the World Heavyweight Ted Dibiase but also Dibiase’s bodyguard the Big Show in a two on one handicap match. I’ve never heard of anything like it, and we are about to make history because that match is right now.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled is your opening contest for Summerslam and is a handicap match for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship!
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John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous cheers. All of a sudden, an over hyped John Cena bursts out onto the stage, which is a pleasure from the U.W.F. Universe. John Cena looks into the camera mouthing something that can't be heard over the sound of his music before meeting the end of the stage.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first the Challenger, from West Newbury Massachusetts, JOHN CENA!
Cena takes a bow forward, straightening himself before raising his right arm quickly, saluting the ring. John Cena springs forward and sprints down the entrance ramp. John Cena slides in the ring and hops up and onto his feet, as he throws up his hand sign on the ropes. John Cena bounces off the ropes and throws his cap at the crowd, who fight over it. John Cena walks over to the end of the ring and prepares for his match.
JR: Well folks in John Cena's history in the wrestling business I cannot recall a bigger obstacle one should have to face to win the prize he has sought after since he first arrived here in a UWF ring, when he takes on not one but two in order to win the UWF World Heavyweight Championship.
Piper: John Cena has been through hell before and come out on top, and with how the past few weeks have gone I wouldn't be surprised to see a new World Champion come out victorious here.
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The music of the World Heavyweight Champion hits the Summerslam staging and the crowd roars in disapproval as the Million Dollar Son appears on the staging with the World Title around his waist and standing next to him is the World's Largest Athlete dressed ready for action in his Camo gear. Show stands behind Dibiase looking more like a bodyguard as Dibiase shows off his belt from the top of the ramp.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponents: weighing in at a combined weight of 655 lbs, The World's Largest Athlete the Big Show and The current, reigning, and defending World Heavyweight Champion, Ted Dibiase Jr!
Dibiase allows the Big Show to head down to the ring first as Dibiase follows talking trash to the people who can hear him. Show gets in the ring over the top rope as Dibiase takes the steps. Show gets between Cena and Dibiase as Dibiase wipes off the apron with his boot and gets in the ring. Dibiase smiles as he takes his World Heavyweight Championship and hands it to the official of the match, Nick Patrick.
JR: And there you see the man who could very well be the biggest obstacle to Cena becoming World Heavyweight Champion here tonight.The very crooked and biased Senior Referee Nick Patrick.
Piper: How dare you JR imply an upstanding official like Nick Patrick is crooked. He's going to call this thing right down the middle just as it should.
Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and much like last week at the Great American Bash Ted Dibiase decides not to start the match. Instead he takes his place on the apron as it appears the match is going to be set up in a tag format which slightly helps out the Challenger Cena. Of course it might be more helpful if Cena wasn’t starting out the match against the 7 foot five hundred pound Big Show. Of course the Chaingang commander isn’t going to let that stop him as he yells at Show to tie it up in the center of the ring. Show tries but fails to hold back a laugh before realizing John is serious. Show shrugs his shoulders before telling Cena to come on. Cena answers the call and locks with Show in a collar to elbow tie up. Cena looks poised but Show isn’t going to let Cena build anything and just tosses Cena down to the mat. The crowd is surprised as they’ve never seen someone like Cena taken down so easily. Cena of course just shakes it off before calling and saying “again†to which Show agrees. This time they lock up and Cena tries his damndest to win the lock up, but Show wasn’t even trying the first time and tries now and just shoves Cena across the ring into the far corner. The crowd boo loudly as Cena stands in the corner frustrated with how this match has started and looks at Show. “Alright we’re going to do this differently.†Cena shoots out of the corner and Show believes he’s going for a third tie up. He is not, this time Cena comes in throwing, punches that is, and begins driving his fists into the midsection of Show and then his bald head and then his midsection again.
JR: And John Cena not being able to hang with the Show in a lock up has decided to go with something a little more his bread and butter and now begins driving those sledgehammer like hands of his into the head and midsection of the Big Show.
Piper: Cena has been intense for weeks now JR, and seeing as the World Heavyweight Championship has never once been successfully retained, as much as I love Dibiase, and as much as this match on paper favors him, John Cena could easily keep the trend going.
Show is in trouble and he desperately shoves Cena away, but mostly because that is exactly what Cena wants Show to do. Cena uses the shove to begin building momentum and bounces off of the ropes and comes back at Show with a big running shoulder block. The crowd cheer, but Show doesn’t go down. Cena won’t be denied folks as he goes off the ropes again and connects with a second shoulder block. Unfortunately the impact sends Show into the ropes where he is dazed but standing. Cena wants to take care of that once and for all and goes off the ropes looking for a third shoulder block, but as he comes at Show, Show has a momentary second and gets right back into the match by rushing forward and driving Cena to the mat with a brutal clothesline. The impact causes Cena’s head to bounce off of the mat funny and Show shakes off the damage Cena has done so far, which in reality is small. Dibiase applauds his friend and bodyguard.
Piper: If John Cena’s hands are sledgehammer’s what is the Big Show’s arm? A brick wall?
JR: After seeing the impact Cena had after that clothesline you might be right Hot Rod.
Show clearly angry now picks up Cena who is still hurting from the impact of the clothesline and just tosses Cena like a ragdoll into his and Dibiase’s corner. Show not willing to tag in the champ just yet steps up and places his massive boot around Cena’s large neck and begins choking Cena in the corner with it. Nick Patrick to the surprise of the crowd begins counting the 5 count and Show lets off are 4. Show tells Dibiase “one more thing†as Dibiase motions for Show to proceed. With Cena still in the corner holding his throat Show tells the crowd to shh! The crowd doesn’t like this one bit however as the World’s Largest Athlete opens up Cena’s chest and destroys it with a devastating knife edge chop. It is after this that the Big Show tags in the World Champion who gets some serious heat, the Ft Lauderdale crowd is clearly going to be a good one tonight.
JR: And now the World Champion is making his first ‘official’ appearance in the match and this crowd is letting him know what they think about him.
Piper: This people are jealous of Ted Dibiase. He has everything from looks and money, to a best friend, and most importantly the World Heavyweight Championship!
Dibiase comes into the ring and with Cena still in the corner reeling begins driving his fists into Cena’s face. The impact of the blows begin driving Cena down into the mat. Dibiase’s barrage drives Cena into a seated position where Dibiase takes his knee and tries to pop Cena’s head like a zit between his knee and the corner. Nick Patrick begins making a 5 count to which at 4.5 the Champion breaks it off before turning his attention to Patrick. “That’s not what I paid you for!†Dibiase yells and the crowd gives him serious heat. As Dibiase and Patrick converse Cena uses the corner to get back to his feet. Dibiase sees this and heads back to face his challenger only for Cena to surprise him with a big right hand. The crowd cheer as hope is alive as Cena uses an elbow to nail the Big Show who is right there. Cena nails Dibiase with a right hand, before spinning in place and nailing Show with a big right hand that knocks him off the apron. Dibiase tries to get a cheap shot in but Cena clotheslines Dibiase to the mat the crowd getting louder with every move. Cena begins waiting for Dibiase to get to his feet but isn’t watching his back as the 500 pound Giant grabs Cena’s feet from the outside of the ring and tugs sending Cena face first into the mat. Show however isn’t done there as he lets out a scream of anger before pulling Cena’s groin area so it connects with the steel ring post. As it is a handicap match and there are no DQ’s in this match up Nick Patrick doesn’t do anything about it as predicted. Dibiase thanks Show as he gets to his feet, looking a little pale.
JR: John Cena literally was battling for his life there and had it not been for those long arms of the Big Show able to grab him and bring him groin first into that steel ring post Cena could be in control of this 2 on 1 match up.
Piper: And there we see the biggest advantage the Champion and his bodyguard have. Cena has to have eyes in the back of his head otherwise he’s going to wind up disfigured, crippled, or both.
Dibiase grabs the challenger and brings him up to his feet. Deebs unleashes with a brutal European uppercut that knocks the challenger loopy. Dibiase gets on Cena and sends him shooting off of the ropes Cena comes back and Dibiase goes for a clothesline but Cena ducks it and comes back ready to unleash fury, but Dibiase isn’t there, Deebs has side stepped out of Cena’s vision and so as Cena comes rushing back Deebs is able to grab him from behind in a full nelson before lifting the Challenger into the air and bringing him straight down to the mat with a half nelson backbreaker. The crowd boo loudly as Dibiase goes for the cover.
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Cena kicks out!
Dibiase doesn’t look too happy as he brings Cena up to a vertical basis and heads over to his corner where he tags in the waiting Big Show. Show hops over the top rope and grabs Cena from the Champion and without wasting anytime uses his massive head to headbutt Cena to the mat. The crowd is getting restless as Show bounces off the ropes looking to do some major damage with a leg drop. However the Cena is not as beat down as everyone hoped as he moves out of the way and Show crashes to the mat ass first. Show gets up and bends over feeling hurt and Cena gets to his feet in an impressive push up before rushing over to the Big Show and connecting with the Throwback! The crowd shoots up in cheers as Cena gets on top of the Big Show for the cover!
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Patrick hesitates.
2.. NO!
Big Show kicks out!
JR: Now was it me or did Nick Patrick hesitate there?
Piper: You need to get your eyes checked JR, I didn’t see anything of the sort.
If Cena noticed Patrick’s slight hesitation he doesn’t show it as he gets up and begins begging for Show to get to his feet. Show gets to his knees and Cena realizes that him getting to a vertical basis might be a bad idea. So Cena runs up to Show and drives him to the mat with a big one handed bulldog. The crowd loves it as Show lays on the ground and Cena begins feeling it. The Champion worried about Show getting covered and losing his Championship that way rushes into the ring to make the save but Cena sees Dibiase coming. He lifts Dibiase up onto his shoulders and the Summerslam crowd goes mad as Cena has Dibiase up for the AA. Dibiase has managed to escape the hold in the past but not this time as Cena throws Dibiase down with the AA and the Fort Lauderdale crowd goes nuts. The impact sends Dibiase sailing out of the ring and the crowd loves it!
JR: That has to feel so good for John Cena to finally get the monkey off his back so to speak.
Piper: Are you calling Ted Dibiase a monkey JR. How dare you!
Cena is left with the Big Show in the ring who hasn’t moved and Cena throws his hand up into the air and the crowd goes nuts. He gets down in the Big Show’s face and waves as the crowd chants, “you can’t see me†but before Cena can pull back the Big Show reaches out with his massive hand and grabs it around Cena’s throat. Cena staggers back as Show gets to his feet with his massive hand around Cena’s throat. The crowd boo wildly as Show lifts Cena up into the air and drives him down to the mat with a Chokeslam! The Fort Lauderdale crowd boo madly as Show goes for the cover. Nick Patrick now shows no hesitation in fact he is even a little bit faster with the count.
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2.
3. NO!
John Cena gets a shoulder up and the crowd goes nuts.
JR: And a fast count by Nick Patrick and yet still the challenger has managed to get a shoulder up and folks the never say die attitude of John Cena has saved him again.
Piper: What fast count JR, I am getting sick and tired of your accusations regarding Nick Patrick. I hope management fines your BBQ grilling ass!
Show cannot believe what he just saw as he and Patrick share a look of disbelief. Show screams in anger as he gets to his feet and picks up the valiant Cena and sends him hard into the corner. Show wants to take Cena’s head off and rushes looking to bring Cena down with a body avalanche! But the Challenger moves out of the way and Show crashes into the corner. The crowd is excited as Show gets out of the corner hurting and Cena uses it as a now or never opportunity. He lifts the Big Show up from behind and brings him down to the mat with a 500 pound protobomb. Cena this time doesn’t bother with the normal theatrics and immediately bounces off of the ropes and comes back before completing the 5 Knuckle Shuffle to the delight of the crowd. Cena immediately gets up feeling it and points right at the turnbuckle. No one is quite sure what Cena has planned as he heads up to the top rope as the Big Show gets to all fours. Cena leaps off the turnbuckle and lands on the back of Show’s neck with a leg drop bulldog from the top rope. The crowd goes nuts as Cena covers Show looking to become the New World Champion!
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Nick Patrick waits a second.
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Nick Patrick waits another second.
3.. NO!
Big Show gets the shoulder up thanks to the long three count by senior official Nick Patrick.
JR: Oh come on! Nick Patrick sure took his good old time making the 3 count. John Cena should be holding the World Championship right now!
Piper: Ok even I’ll admit that count was a little slow but it happens every now and then.
“Ok so that’s how it is going to be I’ll make sure he doesn’t get up.†Cena slides out of the ring and heads to apron where he throws it open and begins looking underneath the ring for a weapon it appears. With the No DQ stip Cena can use anything he finds under the ring to his advantage. What he pulls out is not what anyone expected. Cena pulls out the chain he has been carrying out to the ring the past few months and begins wrapping it around his hand making his fist covered in steel. Cena slides into the ring and waits as Show has now managed to get to his feet. Cena looks poised as he turns Show around but Show grabs Cena out of desperation and headbutts him to the mat. Cena falls to the mat and begins pulling himself up in the corner. Meanwhile the Big Show begins stalking Cena and puts his massive paw into a fist and prepares to launch with his Weapon of Mass Destruction.
JR: If the Big Show connects here he could take Cena’s head off and end any hope of Cena walking out of here with the World Heavyweight Championship.
Piper: Cena has survived this match much better than any of us thought he would. But its time to end it and Show is going to help Dibiase become the first World Heavyweight Champion to retain here.
Cena turns around and Show launches his right hand, but Cena ducks it and the crowd pops. Show turns around and Cena, with the chain still wrapped around his knuckles sends it right into the Big Show’s head. The crowd goes nuts as Cena has just hit his chaingang style version of the WMD! Show falters and Cena takes the chain off of his hand and puts it down. Before he lifts the 500 pound Big Show up onto his shoulders and sends him sailing down to the mat with a thunderous and final Attitude Adjustment. The people go nuts as Cena is going to continue the streak and become the New UWF World Heavyweight Champion! Nick Patrick however counts very slowly but even that looks like it won’t stop Cena.
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3. NO!
As Nick Patrick has no choice to bring down his third slap he suddenly grabs his leg and begins screaming in agony. The crowd begin booing loudly as Cena looks on unable to believe what is going on.
JR: Are you kidding me? What in the blue hell is this?
Piper: Nick Patrick appears to be cramping JR. What a horrible time for this to happen. Cena’s luck is just so poor.
Cena gets up and begins checking on Patrick. “Come on your fine! Stop screwing around. You may have been bribed but when you put on that uniform you became better than that. Now I’m going to go finish this and all you have to do is ring the bell.†Cena tries to talk sense in Nick Patrick, but will it work? We’ll find out because Cena spins around and looks at the 7 foot Big Show who has rolled over onto his stomach. Cena heads over to Show and grabs Show’s leg before wrapping his arms around Show’s massive head and locks in the STFU! The fans go nuts as Show is caught in the middle of the ring with absolutely no hope. Patrick appears to be watching from the corner holding his leg in pain. Cena pulls back and the Big Show begins tapping! The crowd goes nuts new champion!
JR: John Cena’s done it! John Cena has done it! He is the new World Champion!
Piper: I can’t believe the Big Show tapped out! This is horrible.
Cena gets up and throws his arms into the sky so happy he has won. But wait a second the bell hasn’t rung. In all the noise and the confusion no one appears to have noticed that Nick Patrick has fallen to the crowd holding his leg in pain. The realization sets in on Cena’s face. The match is not over yet!
JR: What!? The bell never rung, but Big Show tapped out this match should be over Hot Rod!
Piper: John Cena I guess should have won this match twice, but that damn cramp in Nick Patrick’s leg has made him unable to count the 3 or call for the submission.
JR: Cramp my ass Hot Rod. Nick Patrick is the biggest faker ever to wear the officiating strips. After he’s faked his integrity for years now.
Piper: God dammit JR. Get off Nick Patrick’s ass. I wonder if you would be able to do your job if you were cramping up like that.
Cena is frustrated and furious and literally drags Patrick to his feet. “Ok maybe you are not kidding, I’m just going to drag your ass over here and you’ll count the three!†Cena tells Patrick. But before Cena can move Patrick the World Champion having hidden away much of the match up comes out of nowhere and grabs Cena from behind in a roll up. At the exact moment Patrick’s pain miraculously vanishes and he can put his weight on his supposedly cramped leg. He gets down quicker than anyone has ever seen him move and the count is even quicker.
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3!
Patrick calls for the bell!
JR: Get the hell out! Bull Shit!
Piper: HA! I can’t believe this!
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Here are your winners The Big Show and STILL The UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Ted Dibiase Jr!
JR is throwing a fit at the commentary table as Dibiase slides out of the ring and out of the way of Cena who shoots back to his feet. Dibiase grabs his World Title and begins making a beline for the ramp as Cena stands up in the ring bewildered!
JR: Dibiase stole this match! Damn him! Nick Patrick just screwed John Cena!
Piper: You know what this means JR! Ted Dibiase has become the first World Heavyweight Champion to retain his championship here at the biggest party of the summer! What a great way to kick off Summerslam!
Dibiase wants nothing more to do with John Cena and is far out of his reach. Cena is upset and he can’t get his hands on the cowardly champion. He can however get his hands on Nick Patrick who is still standing in the ring explaining the decision with the timekeeper. Cena wastes no times grabbing Nick Patrick and lifting him up into the air before driving him down to the mat with an Attitude Adjustment! The crowd goes crazy as Nick Patrick has gotten what he deserves, however Cena isn’t done as he is soon locking in the STF! Nick Patrick immediately taps but like earlier Cena pretends not to see it and keeps adding on the pressure.
JR: And John Cena now doing to Nick Patrick what Nick Patrick just did to Cena in this World Heavyweight Championship contest, beat him again and again.
Piper: How dare John Cena do this to an official. I hope to god that someone does something about this as this is the second time Cena has assaulted an official.
Cena has the hold locked on and isn’t letting go and so security comes rushing down to the ring to begin to force Cena off of Patrick. When all five members of the security unit begin to work on Cena he lets go of Patrick and backs off. But he still looks pissed off and rightly so.
JR: I have to wonder after all of this what is going to happen on Smackdown. Will Cena get a proper rematch as he should?
Piper: Hell No JR! Cena had his shot its back to the bottom of the list for him. He lost, he’s such a sore loser.
Cena looks at the camera as he begins walking up the ramp. “You pulled a fast one on me Ted. Keep your eyes in the back of your head, because I’m going to beat the hell out of you!†The crowd agree with Cena who takes both of his hands and throws them up into the air, and then saluting the sold out Florida crowd before heading to the back disappointed in the outcome of his match. Summerslam heads to its first segment of the evening.
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*SOONER THAN YOU CAN THINK...*
As the camera pans the arena showing the audience, people are in the ring setting things up around the ring as a podium stands in the middle with a black square in the front of it. The crew are finishing up setting up when suddenly…
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JBLs theme hits the arena and the crowd are somewhat unsure on how to react, some popping from sheer surprise. The last crew member in the ring takes off the black square from the podium revealing a JBL logo in the center of the podium before leaving the ring, the long white limo rolls up on the side of the stage with the trademark longhorn horns on the hood. The driver steps out of the driver seat and walks to the back, opening the back door as the white hat emerges from the back, JBL steps out with a toothy grin on his face as he takes his hat in one hand and raises both up for the crowd. JBL walks to the ramp going to ringside, once there he suddenly does a little Texas two-step before walking up the steel steps walking across the ring apron and stepping into the ring. Layfield stands behind the podium, laughing out he picks up the microphone from the stand and looks out at the crowd as his music dies down.
John Bradshaw Layfield:
Now do I know how to make an announcement memorable or what? See I wasn’t just going to show up on the big tron or even just walk out here and announce it, I need to make sure I have everyone’s attention. Because what I am here to announce is not just a matter of JBL, it isn’t a matter of a match, it is a matter that will change the entire landscape of UWF forever. Now I’ve been in talks about this for a while now, trying to make sure everything is set up and tonight I can make the official announcement, that ladies and gentleman no longer will you be talking about Raw vs. Smackdown. No longer will you be forced to watch the future of this business be swept under the rug, and under the card not being recognized for their talent. Because I am here to help the future of this business, Raw and Smackdown now have company as it is official…UWF has a new brand.
*The crowd pops as JBL gets a toothy grin pausing for the moment before continuing*
And that brand is called N X T, and it will represent the Next generation here in UWF. You see this isn’t going to be a Third Brand, this isn’t going to be that show you send the undesirables and unwanted to just to keep them busy. This is its own entity; You can watch Raw and Smackdown for what they always bring you. But if you have any desire to watch what is to come, who the next top guy is going to be, and overall a fresher feel of a show. Well then you tune into NXT, and to assure this brand becomes everything it can be I have not only put my money and support behind this brand. For after many meetings with the board of directors they have officially decided to name Me, JBL, The General Manager of NXT.
*JBL raises his hands in the air expecting as big a pop as NXT got, he bask in the spotlight for a while before going on*
So now I’d like to make sure everyone knows that this, This is My Brand
*The crowd give off a mixed reaction*
See Teddy Long doesn’t listen to his audience, and Desmond Wolfe only cares about what He likes, but I…I am all about what is best for business. I am a self-made millionaire, while others of my price range like to golf as a hobby I Climb Mountains. What I say I do and what I do, I do very well. I am the very example of success, because whatever I decided to so I succeed in. I conquered the stock market, I conquered this very ring, and now I am going to make sure NXT because the top brand of this company. Because I have the money and influence to start my own company, but I realize the name power this place has, that’s why I brought this to UWF and that’s why the board of directors were quick to jump on it. Because now they have JBL in charge, and they know they might as well call me Midas because everything I touch turns to gold. Because I am not just some old wrestler who got this job because he can’t cut it in the ring anymore, I’m not just some old manager who got this job by sheer luck, I am and forever will be the Wrestling…God and as such NXT will only go up from here.
*JBL fixes his suit for a moment*
Now I hope your all not tired from all the presents JBL is bringing because I have one more announcement to make, for at this moment I would like to introduce to you the very first member of the NXT Roster. A man who has everything going for him except that last push in the right direction, a man who has that it factor, and the talent to shine with the lights are one bright. Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Robert Roode
*JBL motions to the stage with a smile on his face awaiting his new acquisition*
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*The fans suddenly erupt into a chorus of boos as the guitar wails throughout the PA system, after a few moment, the NWA World Heavyweight Champion, emerges from the backstage wearing a black tshirt and smart sandy pants, he begins to march down the entrance ramp, soaking up the booing ovation he's receiving. Despite being drowned in boos, Robert Roode climbs up the ring steps and looks straight at JBL, both men smirk at each other as Robert Roode climbs into the ring and chuckles as he's handed a microphone, Robert Roode begins to address the UWF Universe.*
NWA World Heavyweight Champion,
Robert Roode:
First of all, thank you, John! Not only have you saved from UWF from falling into mediocrity but you have also saved the Next Generation, and most importantly, you have saved it's standard bearer, me, Robert Roode - The NWA World Heavyweight Champion! It really was a fine speech by you, John, you spoke the truth every which way possible and it made me chuckle to think all these ignorant people will most likely boo US for speaking the truth, the evidence is overwhelming when I spoke the truth about James Storm, now listen to these fans, John, listen to these ungrateful fans!
*The fans begin to boo the living crap out of Robert Roode, but Roode ignores and snarls, JBL doesn't seem to impressed with the fans reaction either but Robert Roode continues his speech.*
Boo me all you want, but the fact of the matter is James Storm can't beat me, and John Bradshaw Layfield has realised before anyone else how much of a money spinner I am! John Bradshaw Layfield isn't afraid to accept the fact, I am the IT Factor of Professional Wrestling! John Bradshaw Layfield is a man with intelligence but above all else, he knows how to run a show, he knows what to do, he knows how to do it and most of all, he knows how to use his talent! The fact of the matter is, I was chosen for NXT for one reason and that is I am the Leader of the Next Generation and John Bradshaw Layfield sees that and sees me for what I am, just like him a Wrestling God!
*The fans continue to the boo, there taste for John Bradshaw Layfield has gone slightly sour as he's clearly just interested in aligning himself with the biggest asshole on the roster, but some are cheering the new brand as Bradshaw gets off the podium and joins Robert Roode as JBL speaks now.*
That's right Robert, you are the Leader of the Next Generation and it is fitting that the new brand is N... X... T, but Robert, our job isn't done till the end of the evening! Tonight, NXT will stand tall when I snatch the best talent from both Raw and Smackdown but most importantly, Robert, you defeat James Storm and I have a lot riding on that match boy, that I am going to be joining you at ringside to secure NXT walks away the victor! But till them, I believe the operative word for what I have to do tonight is, talent scouting... Theodore Long, Desmond Wolfe, be warned, Vincent Kennedy McMahon has gave me permission to take up six guys from your rosters to form my own, so you two better have your barginning hats on to keep your talent!
*Bradshaw drops his microphone and looks at Robert Roode and both men shake hands as Robert Roode lifts his NWA Championship high above his head but surprisingly as JBL & Robert Roode go to leave the ring, Theodore Long & James Storm show up on the staging and the four men go into a stare down to end the segment.*
The scene opens on Matt Striker backstage with a microphone in hand. He addresses the camera.
Matt Striker: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time.....is Daniel Bryan.
The camera pans over to see Daniel Bryan, the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†looking very disgruntled and wearing a t-shirt saying “NO! NO! NO!â€. Matt then begins the interview.
Matt Striker: Daniel, first thing's first I have to ask, what is with the shirt?
Daniel Bryan: Well, not like it's any of your business, Matt but now that you've pointed it out, I'll humor you with an explanation. You see, I'm wearing this t-shirt out of protest. Vince McMahon, the most senile and out-of-touch geezer in this company I guess forgot the stipulation of my match with Nigel at the Great American Bash, a stipulation I might add that was proposed by Nigel himself. And now he's going back on his word? I can't say that I'm shocked but it really irritates me.
Matt Striker: How is this going to effect your match tonight against the Black & White Machines?
Daniel Bryan: Simple: It's not whatsoever. If Nigel decides to stick his nose in my business then I'll just do what I do best and that's take him out of the equation. Matt, contrary to popular belief, Nigel fears me, not the other way around. And if he does decide to screw me out of the titles and my job, then I don't envy his insurance company.
Matt Striker: And what about the rumors of Batista joining you and Damien Sandow?
Daniel Bryan: Matt, I'm not at liberty to speak about my business matters. This whole thing has been blown way out of proportion. All I did was express to Dave that he is damn impressive, which he is. The “business proposal†is none of anyone's business.
Matt Striker: So, there isn't a new member?
Daniel Bryan: All I'm saying Matt is that, by the end of the night, someone will be Enlightened. Yes! Yes! Yes!
Daniel walks away chanting “Yes!†over and over again.
The crowd is silent in antipation, before...
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Bully Ray emerges from the back with his phone in hand, to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
He looks around the sold out arena, before he strides down the ramp, ignoring the outstretched hands from the crowd. Bully slides into the ring and marches round the ring. He shouts obscenities at people in the crowd, as he moves to the corner to place down his chain and cellphone. Bully then leans on the rope, in anticipation of his opponent...
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As the intro to the song plays, the stage in completely engulfed in darkness. Suddenly a single spotlight hits the entrance ramp and as the song picks up, that's when Daniels comes flying out from the back. He looks around at the fans cheering for him with a smile. He plays to the crowd as he shakes hands with a few the fans lucky enough to have gotten seats close to the ramp and to the ring. He stops just beside the ring and looks up to it, straight at Bully Ray. The pair exchange eye contact for a moment. Daniels slowly makes his way to the steel steps where he carefully makes his way up and enters the ring. He goes to all four sides of the ring to play to the crowd a bit more as he awaits for the match to start.
The referee waits for both men to settle, before he calls for the bell.
DING DING!
As the opening bell sounds to indicate it is time to get things underway, instead of throwing a punch or going on the offensive at all, Bully Ray decides to get in his opponent's face as he shouts at Daniels and dares him to strike, an offer that Chris doesn't take him up on. "I knew you were just a b***h" says Bully as he goes to slap Daniels, but Chris grabs him by the wrist to stop it as he hauls off and decks Ray with a hard right as the former Dudley finds himself staggering backward to the point that he can touch the ropes. Bully holds his jaw with his right hand, rubbing it for a moment as he then brings the inside of his hand up to his lip and wipes across, then raises the hand up to eye level as he checks to see if the punch busted him open.
Any other man would have learned his lesson, but not this New Yorker, as Bully Ray gets in Daniels' face again, shouting at him and hurling insults like he did before. In response, Daniels brings his hands to his chest and pushes forward into Ray's chest, shoving him backward. Bully stops himself, turning to see what his position was, noticing he was only about an inch from the ropes again. He turns to look at Daniels, who was now motioning for him to bring it. Bully becomes enraged and charges Chris, going for a lariat but Daniels sidesteps and brings his hands together as he raises his arms into the air, bringing them down onto the top of Ray's head with a double axe handle, taking him to the mat face first.
Chris begins to look a bit cocky as Bully pushes himself up from the mat and comes to his knees. Daniels throws a punch downward but Ray leans out of the way and elbows Chris in the abdomen, then gets to his feet and hits an elbow to the back of his head and a knee to his nose simultaneously, the crowd gasping at the impact of the move as Ray moves his knee and elbow after making impact, letting Daniels collapse to the mat.
Michael Cole: Oh my! Daniels may be busted open in the early going here!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well he did ask Bully to bring all he has.
As Daniels lies there face down on the mat, suddenly Ray reaches into the pocket of his shorts, pulling out a smartphone as he opens it up and begins typing on it.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: What are you doing, you idiot? Stay on him!
Michael Cole: Don't talk to Bully Ray like that, King. There are millions of fans around the world wanting to know what's going through Bully's head right now, and he's telling them.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: You aren't talking about his "Twitter Machine", are you?
Michael Cole: Yup, he just tweeted, and I quote, "Daniels is going to be doing his partying from the emergency room this summer. #SummahSlam #BullyNation"
As Ray is putting his phone away, Daniels gets to his feet, and turns to face Bully, fire in his expression. Things are about to get serious. Ray turns around to follow up on his earlier attack as Chris rears back and decks him in the jaw with a right. Bully stumbles backward, his arms laying over the top rope as Chris decks him again, and continues to tee off on him as Ray slumps downward and eventually ends up sitting on the bottom rope, his legs outstretched. Daniels pulls him to his feet and clotheslines him over the ropes, his arms still tied up, but Bully lands on the apron, and headbutts Chris before vaulting himself forward, going completely over him as he reached around his neck, hooking it and bringing him down with a modified backbreaker!
Michael Cole: Whaddya think of that, Jerry?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: It was impressive, but I think Bully should stick to his own style if he wants to win this one.
Ray sits Daniels up and attempts to apply a dragon sleeper but Chris uppercuts him in the jaw and gets to a standing position. He rears back and goes for another wide right but Bully dodges it and looks for he and Daniels to lock up again. Chris goes for the lock-up but as Ray extends his arms and reaches out to do his part, Daniels jumps quickly under them and grabs his opponent's mid-section, rolling up Ray and pinning his shoulders to the mat.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Kick out by Bully Ray!
Bully Ray and Daniels are both back to their feet quickly following this, with Ray shouting very audibly, "No more mister nice guy, Chris!". Ray charges Chris, hitting him in the chest with his shoulder as he falls to the mat on his back. Bully drops an elbow into Daniels' abdomen and kicks him in the side, Chris rolling over onto his stomach as a defensive tactic. Ray begins raining down on his back, shoulders, and head with punches as Daniels covers the back of his head with his hands. He begins to get up as Ray continues the attack, turning to face him once he returned to a vertical base. Daniels throws an open hand, catching Bully in the mouth. Daniels throws a punch with his left hand but Bully grabs his wrist with both hands, kicks him in the solar plexus, and turns quickly, throwing Chris around him and to the mat on the other side with a form of hip toss. Bully still has Daniels' wrist as he falls to a sitting position, one leg on Chris' shoulder and the other wrapped around his arm so that his feet were touching as he fell to his back quickly, wrenching back with a gruesome looking armbar.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Bully Ray taking a page from Daniels' book.
Michael Cole: Because he blocked a punch by grabbing the wrist? Anyone can do that, Jerry, Christopher Daniels doesn't own it!
Daniels writhes in pain in the move as he turns onto his side, throwing punches with his free hand onto where Bully has his grip applied. It has no avail in breaking the move but assists in ticking off Ray as he sits up quickly, knocking heads with Chris. Chris falls back in agony as Ray returns to wrenching back on the arm. After shaking off the effects of the collision, Daniels is back on his side, throwing himself onto it quickly which gives him enough reach and force to punch Ray in the mouth and break the hold. Chris gets to his feet holding his arm in pain as he runs into the ropes as Bully begins to get up. Daniels uses the momentum he gained from the ropes to go for a lariat but Ray lays him out with a big boot and grabs his arm, applying the armbar again, wrenching back at an angle so Daniels' arm is twisted slightly backward.
Chris is crying out in pain, beating the mat with his fist, but not tapping out. Bully is doing his best to break the arm as Chris was reaching his limits quickly. Daniels unclenches his fist, opening his hand as he goes to drop it. Before he can, Ray lets go of the hold and rolls him over, covering him.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Kick out by Christopher Daniels!
Ray stands up as Daniels rolls over onto his face, lying at his opponent's feet. Bully seizes the opportunity and delivers a series of stomps to the shoulder of the arm he was just twisting in the submission hold. Chris puts an end to this after a few stomps by rolling over onto his back, the front of his opposite shoulder now absorbing the punishment. Chris turns onto his side quickly and throws a punch at Bully's groin but Bully kicks his arm away, his toes connecting with the small of Daniels' forearm. Chris sits up, looking at his arm and writhing in pain, his back turned to Bully as Ray swings his foot around and kicks him hard in the back of the head.
Daniels rocks forward, his chin touching his abdomen, then falls backwards to the mat. Ray grabs him and pulls him back into a sitting position, throwing an arm around his throat, his hands locking behind Chris' head. Ray also places a knee in between Daniels' shoulder blades as he pushed forward with it and pulled back with the sleeper hold. Ray releases the hold after a moment then modifies it, locking both arms around his opponent's neck as tightly and as far apart as they would go and placing both knees in the small of Chris' back, laying down with the move so that Daniels is arched backward across Bully's knees being pushed upward while simultaneously being pulled down and choked out.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: This is uncalled for.
Michael Cole: It's called competition, King, have you heard of it?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I don't think Ray cares about winning the match, he just wants to hurt his opponent.
Chris' arms are flailing wildly and his legs are kicking as he tries to handle the pain and fight out of the move. In an act of sheer will, Daniels throws his legs back and up, carrying his upper body through as he rolls backward and lands behind Ray, breaking things up as Chris stumbles backward and falls on his butt, breathing heavily as he sits against the ropes. Ray stands up, shaking his head at Daniels saying, "you shouldn't have done that" as he pulls him to his feet.
Daniels pulls Ray into a side headlock, but Ray throws him into the ropes and watches Chris come firing off of them. He grabs Daniels and explodes into a belly-to-belly suplex attempt but Chris flips out of it over Ray's head, landing behind him ans he throws a leg back, kicking Ray in between the shoulder blades as he falls back for the execution of the attempt. Bully hit the mat and bounced right back up to his feet. Daniels connects with the back of Ray's head with a double axe handle, sending Ray staggering forward.
Chris runs and grabs his head, going for a bulldog but Ray puts a hand on Daniels' back and grabs his ankle with the other hand quickly and exerts force forward, throwing Chris into the ropes, his legs going through the opening between the first and second rope, sliding all the way through before getting caught throat first on the top rope. Before he can slide all the way out of the ring, Bully grabs the ropes and presses them together on both sides so that they close around Daniels' throat, holding him there dangling as if he were in a noose.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That is a blatant disqualification.
Michael Cole: I don't hear any bells being rung.
Chris is kicking at the air as Ray tightens his grip on the ropes, enjoying the excruciating pain he is inflicting. Daniels is fighting for dear life as he brings his legs up and over his head as if he were "skinning the cat" and catches Ray around the neck with his legs. He twists, throwing Ray into a front flip and now Bully is laying on his back as Daniels stands over him. Bully rolls onto his stomach and pushes himself to a vertical base quickly, where Chris reacts quickly, leaping and kicking him in the side of the head with an enziguiri, connecting with the side of Ray's upper arm with the point of his other foot. Both men hit the mat with Chris getting to his feet again immediately after. Ray gets up holding his jaw in pain as Daniels leaps into the air again, connecting with a standing dropkick that knocks Bully off a vertical base and onto his butt. Ray gets up angrily as he walks up to Daniels and slaps him across the face like earlier, Chris' head rocking with the impact as saliva is sent flying from his mouth.
Ray takes a few steps forward, falling to one knee as he holds his mouth, still sore from the enziguiri. Daniels takes to the ropes again and as he flies off, he goes for a cross body but Ray charges upward from the mat, taking Chris down with a stiff lariat that makes him do a full flip before landing on his face. Chris tries to get up, pushing off the mat with his hands, also on his toes as his back arches upward, and is almost to a vertical base but Bully puts a stop to that with an elbow drop to the spinal column. Daniels is lying flat on his face again as Bully picks him up from the mat, hooking his head. He brings Chris to the mat quickly with a Spike DDT, laying the Fallen Angel out as he rolls over onto his back and was motionless. Ray walks over to the corner and gets on the turnbuckle, signaling for one of Chris' famous moves.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Are we really going to see a BME from Bully Ray?
Michael Cole: Bully, don't do it! It's not worth it!
Daniels lies at a vertical base from the turnbuckle as Ray goes for the move. Before he can connect, Chris rolls out of the way and Bully crashes and burns as he meets nothing but canvas. Daniels pulls Ray to his feet but Bully, to the shock of everyone, explodes forward and nearly tears through his opponent with a spear as both men crash into the turnbuckle, Daniels' back hitting and moving the turnbuckle pad to the side, making it so that Ray hit the post head first. Daniels sits there in pain as Bully lies there in a complete daze.
Daniels grabs the ropes to each side of him as he brings himself to a vertical base. He walks over to Bully Ray and rolls him over onto his face, slapping the palm of one hand with the back of his other, screaming, "It's time to tap, Bully!" as the crowd erupts into cheers of anticipation for the impending Koji Clutch. However, Ray refuses to let things go down that way as he rolls onto his back. Daniels goes for a stomp to the abdomen but Ray rolls out of the way and sits up. Chris goes for an enziguiri but Ray leaps to his feet to avoid it, throwing himself backward after dodging it to connect with the side of Daniels' head with the point of his elbow.
As Chris is dazed, Bully hooks him in a full nelson and lifts him into the air quickly, falling violently into a sitting position as he connects with the Bully Bomb! The arena erupts into boos as Bully covers his opponent.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING!
Here is your winner via Pinfall Bully Ray!
Bully Ray has his hand raised in victory before bullying around the official and celebrating over the fallen Christopher Daniels. Ray looks intimidating as Summerslam continues.
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*ARE YOU READY FOR IT?*
The bell is rung three times, as Lillian Garcia stands outside the ring with a microphone in her hand.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Please welcome right now, Alberto Del Rio’s personal ring announcer – Ricardo Rodriguez!
The fans erupt in boos as Ricardo Rodriguez is handed the microphone with a huge smirk on his face. Rodriguez shakes his head as he raises the microphone up to his lips as he speaks.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Señoras y señores,
Es para mà un gran honor presentar a ustedes aquÃ,
Un hombre de gran regalÃas
Un hombre con una inteligencia superior
haciendo su debut aquà en SummeSlam
Él es, Albertoooo Del Rrrrrrrio!
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Alberto Del Rio’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, as honking is heard around the arena. A red Dodge Viper rolls into the arena, as the fans erupt in boos. The viper pauses in the middle of the lot, as Del Rio exits the vehicle. Del Rio has a huge smirk on his face, as he places his hands together in front of his face, insulting the fans. Del Rio walks over to the entrance ramp as he stands in the middle of it, posing as fireworks rise down behind him. Del Rio nods his head, as he makes his way down the entrance ramp before entering the ring, preparing for his match.
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Chris Hero’s entrance theme blares out of the speakers, and the fans erupt in cheers as he makes his way out on the stage. Hero throws a fist in the air, as he motions a “ghost belt†with a huge smile on his face. Hero high fives a couple of fan’s hands as he passes the entrance ramp and hikes up the steel steps. Hero enters the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle as he throws another fist in the air.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, the challenger, Chris Hero!
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“The Game†is heard throughout the arena, as the fans erupt in boos as Triple H’s entrance music blares out of the speakers. Triple H slowly makes his way out on the stage, head down, T.V. Championship across his waist. Triple H has a water bottle in his right hand as he takes a sip of it before emerging onto the stage as he spits the water in the air. Triple H makes his way down the entrance ramp and walks over to the apron and stands on it as he slowly waits. Triple H looks to the left then to the right and lifts his head in the air as he spits water in the air before staring at the camera’s, spitting at it. Triple H enters the ring and poses on the turnbuckle as he prepares for his match.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing their opponent, the T.V. Champion, "The Game" Triple H!
Triple H raises the T.V. Championship toward his opponents with a smirk across his face as he continues to prepare for his match.
Jim Ross: Here we go! The T.V. Championship match is on the line, let’s get this started!
Rowdy Piper: Yeah, I just wanna’ see Triple H absolutely kill these two in the ring. It’s gon’ happen, he’s defending his title against Superman and a Mexican. It’s obvious.
The referee retrieves the T.V. Championship and raises it in the air, showing what’s in stake. The bell is rung three times and the match begins!
ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. TRIPLE H (c) vs. CHRIS HERO
The fans erupt in cheers waiting for the action to begin! All superstars are locking eyes with each other, waiting for one to make the first move. Being the only fan favorite in the match, a “CHRIS HERO!†chant breaks out the in the arena! Hero has a huge smile on his face, as Triple H and Alberto Del Rio lock eyes, as they nod in agreement. The smile on Hero’s face disappears as he brings his fists up, ready to fight! Triple H and Del Rio cockily walk toward Hero, as the fans begin to boo! Del Rio goes for a clothesline, but misses as Hero ducks! Triple H goes for a punch but also misses as Hero ducks and bounces off the ropes! Hero comes back and leaps in the air as he takes down Triple H with a clothesline! Del Rio spins around and is knocked down as well by a punch! The fans erupt in cheers, as Hero screams “COME ON!†in intensity as he awaits for one to rise up to his feet! Triple H rises to his feet first, and Hero jabs Triple H in the cheek, knocking him to the ropes! Hero turns around and is immediately knocked down with a side kick by Del Rio!
Jim Ross: Ooh! What a nasty kick from Del Rio!
Rowdy Piper: Oh, please – I can kick better than him on my worst day.
Alberto Del Rio reaches to his feet as spins around and is kicked in the gut by current T.V. Champion Triple H! Del Rio bends down, and is placed between the legs of Triple H! The fans erupt in boos, knowing what’s next! Triple H goes to jump, but Del Rio counters the Pedigree. Del Rio escapes the hold and grabs Triple H’s arm as he lifts in the air for an Armbreaker! Del Rio rolls off of Triple H as he bounces off the ropes and kicks Triple H on his spine! Del Rio screams out “I’M THE NEXT CHAMPION!†as the fans erupt in boos! Del Rio has a huge smile on his face as he walks over to Triple H but is spun around by Chris Hero! Hero punches Del Rio repeatedly by is soon blinded by Del Rio with an eye gouge. Hero holds his eye in pain, as Del Rio bounces off the ropes and hits Hero with a flying knee! Hero lands on the ropes, as he is knocked out for a moment. Del Rio rises to his feet as he walks over to Hero and grabs his arm, looking for a Cross Arm Breaker! Del Rio goes to wrench Hero’s arm but is soon knocked down by Triple H!
Jim Ross: And, Triple H is back in this match! Del Rio almost had the Armbreaker locked in; it could have been over right there!
Triple H gets on top of Alberto Del Rio as he punches him for a short moment, not stopping until the referee stops him! Triple H picks up Del Rio by his hair and throws him to the turnbuckle as he elbows him on the side of the face! Triple H then proceeds to kick Del Rio in the gut as he stomps on his face! Del Rio lowers to the mat, as he sits down near the bottom turnbuckle, and Triple H continues to kick Del Rio’s gut as he screams in pain. Suddenly, Triple H is knocked into Del Rio by Chris Hero! The fans erupt in cheers as Hero is hyped up! Hero bounces off the ropes and comes back as he leaps in the air onto his opponents with a Stinger Splash! Triple H splashes into Del Rio and they both walk to the center of the ring before falling on the mat! Hero rushes over to Triple H as he covers him!
Jim Ross: First cover of the night!
1…
TRIPLE H KICKS OUT!
Chris Hero shakes his head as he covers Alberto Del Rio!
Rowdy Piper: This idiot couldn’t get Triple H, why would you get the Mexican?
1…
ALBERTO DEL RIO KICKS OUT!
Rowdy Piper: See!
Chris Hero shakes his head in disappointment as he picks up Alberto Del Rio and Irish Whips him to the ropes! Del Rio bounces off and comes back on Hero’s shoulders! However, Del Rio escapes the hold and wiggles out of it. Del Rio is on his feet and as Hero spins around he is knocked to the ground with a Enzuigiri from Del Rio!
Jim Ross: Enzuigiri!
The fans boo in disbelief as Alberto Del Rio crawls over to Chris Hero, covering him!
1…
Triple H comes over and clubs Alberto Del Rio on his back, breaking the hold!
Rowdy Piper: You see – if it wasn’t for Triple H, that Mexican would have won the match! Thank you Hunter!
Triple H then gets to his feet again while dragging Del Rio off the mat. Triple H scoops Del Rio on his shoulders before slamming him on the mat with a Bodyslam! Triple H bounces off the ropes and rushes over to Del Rio and leaps in the air for a Knee Drop on Del Rio’s face! Triple H drops down and covers Del Rio!
1…
2…
DEL RIO KICKS OUT!
Jim Ross: That Knee Drop was devastating!
Triple H rises up to his feet and lifts up Del Rio as well – however Hero comes up behind Triple H and hooks his hands with his as he lifts up Triple H and brings him down behind him with a German Suplex! Hero keeps the hold on for a bridging pin, but Del Rios leaps up and stands on Del Rio with a kick, breaking the hold! Del Rio, in pain, lifts up Hero and kicks his right arm repeatedly before lifting up Hero on his shoulders and bringing him on his knees with the Fireman’s Carry Gutbuster! Hero rolls off of Del Rio as he holds his gut in pain, and Del Rio crawls over to Hero as he covers him!
1…
2…
HERO KICKS OUT!
Rowdy Piper: Where’s Triple H? He needs to save this match because I’m getting bored right now!
Del Rio rises up to his one knee, as he shakes his head in disbelief! Del Rio rises up to his feet, as Hero has risen up to his feet as well! Del Rio kicks Hero in the gut, but Hero catches it at the last minute before spinning Del Rio around! Del Rio faces the risen Triple H who punches Del Rio in the face! Del Rio spins around and is punched by Hero! This is repeated multiple times before Triple H kicks Del Rio and is thrown out of the ring! Suddenly, Hero grabs Triple H and throws him out of the ring! The fans erupt in cheers as Hero releases a battle cry before rushing to the ropes, bouncing off them and rushing to the opposite before lifting over them and landing on both Triple H and Del Rio for a Plancha! The fans begin a “HOLY SHIT!†chant and Hero rises up to his feet as he screams out “YOUR HERO IS GONNA BE THE NEXT T.V. CHAMPION!†with a huge smile on his face!
Jim Ross: Wow! For a big man like Chris Hero, he has some leaps! Is this what we’ll see at the end of this match?
Rowdy Piper: I don’t know, J.R. but what I do know is Triple H better get in the ring! He’s the one I’m rooting for!
Hero rushes over to Triple H and picks him up from his head as he rolls him in the ring! Hero goes to enter the ring but is sweeped by Del Rio! Del Rio knocks Hero to the ground, and begins to rapidly stomp on him as the fans erupt in boos! Del Rio picks up Hero and Irish Whips him to the barricade, as Hero falls to the mat in pain! Del Rio slides into the ring and methodically walks over to the fallen Triple H, with a smile on his face. Del Rio cockily grabs Triple H’s arm as he goes to place on the Armbreaker! However, Triple H, the stronger out of the two escapes the hold and whips Del Rio to the ropes! Triple H rises up to his feet and Del Rio rushes over to Del Rio as he lifts him up and slams him on the mat with a Spinebuster!
Jim Ross: Spinebuster! It might be over!
Rowdy Piper: Here we go!
Triple H screams out “GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!†as he waits for Del Rio to get up to his feet! Del Rio finally rises up to his feet as Triple H kicks him in the gut! Triple H places Del Rio between his legs as he leaps in the air and slams on the mat for the Pedigree! Triple H rolls Del Rio over and covers him!
1…
2…
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…3!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, and still T.V. Champion, Triple H!
The bell is rung three times, and the fans erupt in boos as Triple H rises up to his feet and celebrates his win! Triple H has a huge smirk on his face, as the referee retrieves his T.V. Championship. Triple H snatches the championship from the referee and ignores the arm raise as he exits the ring. Triple H scoffs at Chris Hero, before making his way up the ramp.
Jim Ross: Triple H is going to do big things here, Piper! I did not believe he had it in him to retain, but I was wrong.
Rowdy Piper: Of course you were wrong J.R!
Triple H makes his way to the end of the stage, as he raises the T.V. Championship with a huge smirk on his face as he soaks in all of the boos. Fade.
The cameras show the arena and there is quite a bit of security on the outside. Todd Grisham is standing by at the interview area.
Todd Grisham
And ladies and gentlemen as you can see there are an extra amount of security laced around the building tonight due to the repeated threats and actions of the former World Heavyweight Champion, Dean Ambrose. Now originally there was going to only be a few guards posted outside but the recent actions of Ambrose at the Summerslam press conference have prompted more security for-
There is a bunch of yelling as the camera turns and notices Dean Ambrose, dressed in janitors clothing is being dragged away by two security guards. Dean manages to get himself free and kicks one of them in the gut and hurls him at the other and runs off but is caught by 10 security guards and is roughly thrown out of the building. Dean looks on angrily but just walks off in the distance.
Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the UWF Hardcore Championship. Introducing first, from Queens, New York, weighing in at 223 pounds, he is the NEW UWF Hardcore Champion; Curt Hawkins!
Hawkins emerges from the curtains in full ring gear; cane in hand, as he smirks. He proceed down the ramp past the fans as he climbs the steel steps, and enters through the middle rope. The crowd is still unsure of Hawkins who is making his UWF debut Championship Match here tonight. He lays his cane down in the corner, as the uses the ropes to stretch out, staring down the ramp awaiting his opponent His music fades from the PA system.
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The unforgettable theme of Goldust hits the PA system and a spotlight focuses on the stage as he emerges from the back. He is decked out in his usual gold attire, complete with the platinum blonde wig and extravogant robe. Marlena is by his side, smoking a cigar looking very hot. Both of them make their ways down the isle, Goldust stops and rubs himself up and down in front of the camera, licking his lips as he does so. He then continues on towards the ring where he and Marlena waste no time in entering. Goldust does his usual posturing on the top rope. He steps down and prepares for his match.
Justin Roberts: Introducing the challenger, from parts unknown, “The Bizarre One†Goldust!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jerry Lawler: Cole, are you ready for this bizarre Hardcore Match!?
Michael Cole: This is going to be interesting to say the least, King!
Goldust and Hawkins are on opposite sides of the ring, Goldust snaps his teeth together and rubs his body as Hawkins shakes his head and yells at Goldust “YOU FREAK!†but Goldust just smirks and casually walks up to Hawkins, Hawkins though takes the opportunity to slap Goldust across the face, Hawkins then drops to the canvas and looks underneath the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher. Goldust leans over the top rope to grab Hawkins but Hawkins sprays the fire extinguisher foam straight into the eyes of Goldust, Hawkins drops the fire extinguisher and slides back into the ring, and quickly rolls up Goldust.
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Michael Cole: This could be a quick match if Hawkins steals it here!
Jerry Lawler: That’s the joy of garbage wrestling!
Goldust kicks out!
Goldust manages to escape the fall and rolls back to his feet as Hawkins grabs one of the Singapore Canes which is in the ring and whacks Goldust across the head; Goldust holds his head but as Hawkins’ goes for a second one, Goldust grabs the testicles of Hawkins and snaps his jaw and asks Hawkins “You like that don’t you!†Hawkins shakes his head and manages to crack the Singapore Cane across Goldust’s head again, Goldust releases the hold as Hawkins makes a charge at Goldust but Goldust dodges out of the way and slaps Hawkins on the ass on the way through, Hawkins hits the ring ropes and bounces back straight into Goldust leaps up into the air and delivers the butt-but to Hawkins! Hawkins crashes down on the canvas and Goldust covers Hawkins in a very bizarre way; the missionary position.
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Michael Cole: King isn’t that your favourite position?
Jerry Lawler: Not with another man though Cole!
Curt Hawkins pushes Goldust off!
Hawkins gets back to his feet and looks to be in absolute shock, yelling at Goldust “WHAT THE HELL, BRO!?†Goldust chuckles as he struts around the ring, wagging his finger at Hawkins. Hawkins shakes his head and picks up the gold trash-can lid and swings for Goldust but Goldust dodges it by falls down onto his back and throwing a punch upwards nailing Hawkins in the face, Hawkins staggers across the ring as Goldust does a spread eagle and rubs his crotch. Hawkins looks like he’s gonna be sick as Goldust gets back to his feet and takes a deep breathe before exhaling and snaps his jaw once more but this gives Hawkins an opportunity to nail Goldust in the head with the golden trash can lid! The lid flies up into the air as Hawkins follow through with a boot to the gut and quick snap suplex onto a luckily place golden trash can! The trash can implodes as Hawkins pulls Goldust off and makes the cover!
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Michael Cole: That looked nasty! Can Goldust kick out of that!?
Jerry Lawler: It’s Goldust fault for being a cock-tease!
Thr…
Goldust kicks out!
Hawkins shakes his head and picks Goldust and goes to Irish Whip Goldust into the turnbuckle but Goldust reserves it and sends Hawkins into the corner, Hawkins collapses to the bottom turnbuckle; Goldust chuckles and rushes across the ring and delivers a huge bronco buster to Hawkins, Goldust style, rubbing his crotch in Hawkins face. Hawkins looks like he’s about to vomit as Goldust hoists Hawkins up into the Shattered Dreams position on the turnbuckle, Hawkins is trapped; Goldust begins to rub Hawkins crotch, Hawkins looks white as Goldust grabs the closest Singapore Cane and drives it into the crotch of Hawkins. Hawkins looks in agony as he falls out of the corner, Goldust smirks and begins to pick up Hawkins, but Hawkins grabs Goldust and delivers one sloppy French kiss to Goldust! Goldust stumbles away and looks completely disgusted and freaked as Hawkins runs up behind Goldust and rolls him up with a School Boy!
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Michael Cole: Hey King! I think Goldust got freaked out by his own tactic!
Jerry Lawler: I noticed Cole, it’s hilarious!
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via pinfall at 06:31: Curt Hawkins
Curt Hawkins leaps to his feet and quickly rushes out of the ring and snatches his UWF Hardcore Championship before rushing up the entrance ramp celebrating victory as Goldust begins to choke and begins to gag but manages to hold it in as Curt Hawkins smiles and blows him a kiss from the entrance ramp.
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Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the UWF European Championship. Introducing first, the Challenger from Tennessee Jeff Jarrett.
Jarrett struts his way down the stage before he starts to walk down the rampway, turning towards the crowd and mouthing off to them as the simply answer back with boos. Jarrett runs up the steps and quickly gets in the ring posing in the middle of the ring before turning his attention towards the stage as his music is cut off.
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The crowd goes nuts as "One of a Kind" hits the PA system as Mr. Friday Night comes out to huge a decent pop. Fonzie comes out behind him and Rob motions to him as he extends his arms out.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from Battle Creek Michigan, he is the reigning and defending UWF European Champion Rob...Van...dam !
Van Dam is clearly excited as he motions for Fonzie to join him as he does his traditional R... V... D... at the top of the ramp. Rob tells Fonz to get a move and his manager begins shaking hands with the fans as RVD sprints down to the ring. Fonz runs to the steel steps and gets in the ring as Rob meets him there having slid in himself. Rob holds out both his hands opening them as Fonz puts his fist up punching each hand with rights and lefts warming up.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Folks, it’s time for the highly anticipated UWF European Championship match between Jeff Jarrett and Rob Van Dam!
Roddy Piper: JR, don’t you mean Ricardo Rodriguez, Karen Jarrett and Jeff Jarrett versus Rob Van Dam & Bill Alfonso!?
Jim Ross: You’re no doubt right Hotrod!
Rob Van Dam gets a final pet talk from Bill Alfonso as the siren known as Karen Jarrett yells at the top her voice for her man to get the job done, while Ricardo Rodriguez looks like a Mexican Gardener on the outside. Rob Van Dam and Jeff Jarrett begin to move towards each other in the centre of the ring, Jarrett yells at Rob Van Dam that he’s the King of the Mountain, RVD response by licking his thumbs and goes “Rob… Van…†but Jeff Jarrett quickly boots RVD in the gut which is meet with a ruckus of jeering. Jeff Jarrett tells the crowd to shut up as he grabs the right arm of RVD and twists it around, placing RVD in an armbar, Jeff Jarrett proceeds to drive his elbow down across the shoulder of Rob Van Dam; RVD shakes his head in refusal before attempting to escape with a cartwheel with his left hand before spinning down on his feet to deliver a legsweep! Jeff Jarrett hits the canvas but quickly scrambles to his feet as RVD throws his leg up into the air to deliver a Half-Crescent Spin Kick to Jarrett taking him down to the canvas but Jeff Jarrett hits the ground and rolls to outside to seek refuge with Ricardo Rodriguez and Karen Jarrett, who begin to give him a massive pet talk while Rob Van Dam shakes his head in the ring and decides to take action.
Jim Ross: Well, Rob Van Dam doesn’t like sitting around does he?
Roddy Piper: That’s what usually costs him in these matches.
Rob Van Dam looks around the arena, who are fully behind him as he rushes into the opposite ring ropes before running across the ring before grabbing the top ropes before somersaulting over the top rope, Jeff Jarrett quickly pushes Karen out of the way and pulls Ricardo Rodrigeuz in front of him, RVD takes out Ricardo with a flying Senton but Jeff Jarrett remains unaffected by RVD attempt; as Rob Van Dam gets back to his feet, Jeff Jarrett to kicks RVD in the side of head, RVD flops down to one side as Jeff Jarrett then begins to club RVD across the back as referee Tim White yells at Jarrett to bring it back into the ring, but before Jarrett does, he drills RVD’s head into the ring steps before finally tossing him back into the ring. RVD rolls into the ring as Jeff Jarrett climbs back in and drops a knee across the head of RVD. RVD smashes his feet on the canvas out discomfort as Jeff Jarrett goes back to work on the arm with another armbar to RVD; this time RVD is trapped in the centre of the ring. But RVD has another trick up his sleeve as he manages to roll onto his side, putting Jarrett’s shoulders on the mat with a crucifix pin.
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Roddy Piper: It seems to me, JR, that Rob Van Dam has an answer for everything Jarrett does, and it’s a fancy one!
Jim Ross: It’s true, Hotrod but how many tricks does Rob Van Dam have up his sleeve.
Jarrett kicks out.
Jarrett manages to escape the attempt from Rob Van Dam and gets back to his feet as does RVD, RVD nails Jarrett in the head with a right arm forearm smash; staggering Jeff Jarrett but RVD goes for another blow but Jarrett blocks it and grabs the arm before Irish Whipping RVD into the ring ropes, Van Dam comes back as Jarrett ducks, but RVD rolls over the top of him; Jarrett turns around straight into an Enziguri, Jarrett head bobbles as he hits the canvas; Bill Alfonso begins to whistle at Van Dam which gets the crowd behind Rob Van Dam as he drags Jeff Jarrett next to the ring ropes before rushing across the ring, rebounding back, doing a forward roll, looking for the Rolling Thunder, as RVD flips up into the air, Ricardo and Karen pull Jeff Jarrett out of the ring to safety! The fans can’t believe it and begin to boo the crap out of the King of the Mountain.
Jim Ross: God damn it! What a cowardice move by Jeff Jarrett!
Roddy Piper: Don’t you mean by Karen & Ricardo!?
Rob Van Dam looks around and shakes his head but his manage has enough of it and streamrolls straight into Ricardo Rodriguez begin to battle him on the ringside. Tim White goes to see what the chaos is on the outside as Jeff Jarrett sneakily sneaks into the ring with the Acoustic Equalizer as Rob Van Dam turns around, Jarrett goes to take a swing but RVD ducks underneath, the guitar goes flying but Jarrett is met with another half crescent kick to the face; RVD rushes over to the turnbuckle and pulls himself up but before RVD can do anything, Ricardo managed to get the upper hand on Fonzie, driving him into the ring barricade. Team Jarrett’s plan now comes into play, Karen Jarrett leaps up onto the ring apron and lip locks for Tim White, as Ricardo climbs up onto the ring apron and grabs the leg of RVD, RVD tries to kick him off but Jeff Jarrett delivers the acoustic equalizer to RVD. RVD doesn’t fall off the top rope, so Jarrett takes matters into his own hands and climbs up onto the second rope and grabs the lifeless RVD and leaps off the top rope, delivering a top rope Stroke to Rob Van Dam! The fans are going nuts, booing Jeff Jarrett as Karen Jarrett leaps off the ring apron and spits and chokes after subjecting herself to Tim White, White quickly realises Jarrett is pinning RVD and makes the count.
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Jim Ross: Blah god! What cheating bastard Jeff Jarrett is!
Roddy Piper: Tell me about it, JR! But at the same time, what a great game plan from Jeff Jarrett!
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner via Pinfall at 10:31: Jeff Jarrett (AND NEW UWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION)
The fans erupt into boos as Jeff Jarrett gets back to his feet and has his arm raised in victory, Karen Jarrett climbs into the ring and hands Jeff Jarrett his new UWF European Championship as Ricardo Rodriguez makes Jeff Jarrett winning announcement in Spanish.
Jeff Jarrett and Karen Jarrett kiss in the middle of the ring before climbing out of the ring and the three members of Reyes La Da Montana; Fonzie climbs into the ring and checks on RVD as UWF goes elsewhere. Fade.
The camera opens to the backstage area where Abraham Luther Washington & Kofi Kingston are standing. Boos immediately ring out through the arena from the crowd watching on the titantron.
Abraham Luther Washington: Shut up you discriminating, unintelligent morons. My name is Abraham Luther Washington, founder and owner of All World Promotions and a freedom fighter. It is my mission to rid this country of the thing that is running through the blood of the vast majority of this country, racism. Now, since joining the Ultimate Wrestling Federation, my client Kofi Kingston has been abused by just about everybody in this business. From alcoholic cowboys to the canteen staff, Kofi has endured weeks of trauma at the hands of this company and it stops now. Kofi is one of the hardest workers in this business, putting his body and well-being on the line for your entertainment and he doesn’t get any gratitude just because he isn’t white. All the white guys get cheered. Look at John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Rob Van Dam. Kofi isn’t any different than them nor should he be treated different. Just because he is black he has to put up with this animalistic behaviour from you vile creatures.
Boos are heard throughout the arena, Kofi takes the mic.
Kofi Kingston: So I beat James Storm on my debut, I beat the former Hardcore Champion Matt Morgan, two white guys, proving I am one of the top guys on Raw and then management decides I ain’t good enough to feature on a PPV. This is obviously a racial attack. I mean, James Storm is on a PPV and I beat him. I’m getting sick of being mistreated, I can beat anybody on this roster, I will follow in the shoes of Barack Obama and just like he became Americas first black President, I will become UWF’s first black World Champion. I am better than Stone Cold, I am better than Christian. They are all arrogant and overrated. Next week on Raw, I don’t care who I face, I will beat them and very soon, I will have championship gold around my waist.
Kofi is bumped into by a canteen worker who spills coffee all over him, he looks enraged.
Kofi Kingston: This is exactly what I’m talking about! You spilt coffee all over me, you wouldn’t do that to Batista would you? Or Stone Cold? Would you?
Canteen Worker: Err…
Kofi Kingston: Exactly! You are racist. This company is racist. Management is racist.
Kofi hits the canteen worker with Trouble in Paradise.
Kofi Kingston: Boom! Boom! Boom!
Lights in the arena goes off as on titantron appears another promo...
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Lights goes on again as on titantron appears few words...
*IT'S TIME...*
Fans cheers as...
AWESOME
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mixed reaction is heard from the crowd as we once again hear The Miz's theme song hits the PA system and The Miz comes out in his "awesome" t-shirt and he has microphone in his hand...
The Miz stands at the stage and crowd pretty much cheers for him as he puts microphone before his mouth and after pretty long time, he once again begins to talks...
The Miz: What a moment this is... Now I know you guys are wondering where was for last 30 days. Well some of you may know, some of you may not, but I was suspended. Yes that's right. I was suspended for doing my job. For doing what I do best. I was suspended because I speak my mind. But for 30 days when I had to keep away from action, somebody grabbed what's supposed to be mine. Rob Van Dam is holding MY European title. But hey, I'll let him keep it, because The Miz is now on whole new level. The Miz always was and always will be the best on this microphone, in that ring and back there in locker room. The Miz is simply face of this company and for 30 days when I was missing, the management realized, that I'm missed. And I missed for one reason only. Because there's no one like me. There's no one that entertain you like I do. When I speak, you just sit on your fat asses and listen to me. When I wrestle you just sit and watch with your mouth open. When I walk on the street, you ask for a sign, when I go on a party, every single person wants to take a photo with me! That's what the face of this company is supposed to be all about...
Back in days, when I was overlooked, I did what I do best. I was talking a lot, but I was fighting a lot. I was making my way up and I became a star! Some of so called superstars back there these days talks over and over again how they will beat this guy and that guy but hey, when it comes to action, nothing happens. But when I say I will win every single match from this point on, you can bet your money that I will...
Fans gives The Miz mixed reaction, before he continues...
The Miz: But you know, I'm not just another so called superstar in a long line of superstars that will fall in obscurity. I'm The Miz and I'll make sure I will never EVER be forgotten. I will shine over legendary careers like Stone Cold or The Rock had. I will make myself a living legend. And I will do it here in UWF. From this point, I will not let management suspend me for doing my job. I will make sure, that when Miz talks, you listen. I'll make sure, that I'll get the respect I truly deserve. Because I deserve a real respect. I'm not like you people that just sit and watch. I'm not like DiBiase that is here because of his father and his family. I deserve respect and I will get the respect, because I started at the bottom and made my way up to the top. I started as a reality star, winner of tough enough and I raised into World Champion, with my face on cover of every magazine, with me on every TV show, in radios. The fame of The Miz raised all over the world. The Miz is global star and my next target is getting what I deserve. World Championship title here in UWF...
And I don't care if it's DiBiase, John Cena, Big Show or even Stone Cold or Chris Jericho. They are not on the same level as me and I will destroy anybody that will stand in my way to the top of this company. But now when I mentioned Chris Jericho, I'm once again pissed off because of him. You see, it's two weeks ago or when he came back to RAW and he's fighting for World Championship. He had his chances, but it's new era. It's time for new stars and I want to get the very same attention as Jericho got. No, no, no... I want bigger attention and I'll get it. And I don't think I have to earn the shot. I think I deserve the shot, just as Jericho got it....
"You Suck" chant is heard from the crowd...
The Miz: I suck? Really? *Really!*
Really? *Really!*
Really? *Really?*
Shut your mouths and look at yourselves! I don't give a damn about what you think, because it doesn't matter what you think! You see Rock, I can use your catchphrase way better than you do. But hey, I don't have to steal somebody's catchphrase, because I got mine. And my catchphrase is legendary and I'm pretty sure you all know how it goes. It goes something like... Wait, wait, wait... Before I'll begin to yell, I want to take out your mobile phones and take a photo of me or record a video and put in on YouTube because I want all the attention on me. SummerSlam will be forgotten, but The Miz's comeback will never ever be forgotten. Because nobody and I mean nobody will ever make better comeback than I just did and why? BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ..... AND I'M....
Fans says " AWESOME " ...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEESSSSSSOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEeeeEEee.....
The scene begins with James Storm unpacking in his personal locker room. He turns around, opens the little fridge he has in there and grabs a nice cold beer. The Cowboy opens it with his teeth and takes a shot. He then continues unpacking when suddenly someone puts a hand on his shoulder. Storm quickly turns around and raises his hand. Stone Cold Steve Austin is standing in his locker room. Storm calms down, lowers his hand and both men shake hands.
Stone Cold: Good ta' see ya again, kid, damn good in fact. Ever since you ran out on Raw and helped me send the In Dubya Oh runnin' for the heels, you an' Stone Cold haven't had much interaction with each other, I guess someone bookin' the show got pissed off. Anyhoo, now that the heys and hellos are out of the way, let me get down to the real reason I took the time ta' come see ya. Stone Cold's sensed there's somethin' a bit off about the "Tennessee Cowboy" lately, like maybe yer losin' yer passion ta' do this. Trust me, if anyone knows what it's like ta' be so frustrated you wanna drop everything and go home, it's yours truly. But there's no reason for you ta' feel that way, the work yer doin' so far is great, and I expect ta' see incredible things from ya goin' forward. You had a good run in Tee In Aye, and a fantastic run in You See Dubya, but here in You Dubya Eff is where I see you having the greatest run of yer career, and I mean that.
And I'm not one ta' hand out compliments often, so you consider yerself privileged that when I look at you, I see a guy that's destined ta' go somewhere and not a bottomfeeding piece of worthless trash, cuz that's a majority of what I see as I walk around this backstage area, both Smackdown and Raw. So you take my words and you carry 'em with ya, and you beat the hog piss out of that fake champion Robert Roode tonight, and make your pay-per-view debut one that everyone remembers as you ascend up the ladder with each passing month.
Storm looks at Stone Cold for with a sad look an his face but than he smiles, opens the little fridge and gives Stone Cold a nice cold bottle of beer.
James Storm: 'Ya can bet yer money on dat! I will ascend up da' ladder and I will slowly make it ta' da' top of it! I'm gonna begin movin' up da' ladder ta'night when I beat Bobby and there's nothin' stopin' me from doin' so. Yer right Steve, erry'body will remember ma' Pay-Per-View debut. Not a lot a' people get a chance ta' make their Pay-Per-View debuts at a huge event such as Summerslam. But I do have dat chance. I do have dat chance, I will grab it ba' its reins and turn it into success. I know, I know...since I debuted it looks like I ain't da same Cowboy I've been in da' past, it looks like I lost ma' passion...egh, egh! I've lost so many things in ma' life but trust me, ma' passion ain't one a' them. Yea, it seems like it but trust me, it's not and ta'night, I will finally prove it and I will move on ta' new things. I will move on ta' winnin' matches and championships. As I said at da' press conference...I'm gonna set ma' sight on Dee' United States Championship. But 'ya know...one day it will be time fo' me ta' become a World Champ once again and when da' time comes...erry'thin' will be put aside. If 'ya retain yer title ta'night...no. WHEN 'ya retain yer title ta'night I'm sure dat Teddy will put new opponents in front a' 'ya. I know you'll beat 'em all then, da' time will come.
Stone Cold: When that day comes, I'll certainly welcome the challenge. You keep that attitude ya got and I'll keep mine, and tonight we'll celebrate like two warm-blooded ass-kickin' beer drinkin' redneck American males celebrate when it's the biggest party of the summer. We gon' drink some beer. (What?) Yer gonna stomp Robert Roode into a stain on the canvas. (What?) Then we're gonna drink some more beer. (What?) I'm gonna go in that Chamber. (What?) Stunner See Em Punk and pin 'im. (What?) Stunner Cody Rhodes and pin 'im. (What?) Stunner Chris Jericho and pin 'im. (What?) Stunner Randy Orton and pin 'im. (What?) And make Em Vee Pea submit to the Million Dollar Dream. (What?) He says that he won't get Stunnered at Summerslam. (What?) I'll make him an honest man. (What?) Then, boo-yah! I'm gonna make 'im a liar and give him a Stone Cold Stunner too! (What?) Then we're gonna go ta' Hooters or Buffalo Wild Wings or somewhere like that and have ourselves a championship feast, yer buyin'!
James doesn't look too happy at that idea.
Stone Cold: Just kiddin'. But like I said, you keep that intensity.
James Storm: 'Ya sure? If I'm gonna keep dee' intensity, we will meet sooner than 'ya think. Anyway...we'll talk 'bout dis later tanight at Hooters, Steve. Last time we wanted ta' celebrate our victories it didn't quiet work now did it? But le'mme tell 'ya somethin'. Tanight it will be different. I'mma beat Bobby Roode, yer gonna beat 5 other sons a' bitches. Dis is da' biggest event of da' summer right? Like I give a shit, let's make dis da' biggest ass-whippin' even of da' summer! Hell, I have no problem buyin', if I'll be in da' mood, I can buy 'ya five beers, (What?) ten beers, (What?) twenty beers, (What?) hundred beers, (What?) ten bottles a' Jack, (What?) fifty bottles a' Jack. (What?) Hell, I can buy da' whole freakin' bar. (What?) I can buy ten bars, twenty, bars, thirty bars, fourty bars, fifty bars! (What? What? What? What? What?) Oooh, dis city is in a lot a' trouble tanight! Let's go, we gotta grab some mo' beer, it's Los Angeles!
Austin and Storm head off to have some pre-match drinks as Summerslam heads elsewhere.
Justin Roberts: This contest is set for one fall!
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Cole: Oh boy partner this next match should be a good one.
The crowd are on their feet as John Morrison struts out onto the stage and poses on the stage, as the camera captures the moment in glorious slow motion.
Justin Roberts: Approaching the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing at 215 lbs, Jooohhhnnnnn Morrrrissssoooon!
Morrison then strides down the ramp, eying the arena around him. He climbs the steel steps and steps into the ring. Morrison saunters across the ring and clambers up onto the turnbuckle. He poses for the fans, as countless camera flashes go off before him. He flexes in the ring, awaiting for his opponent.
Gong
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The iconic bell tolls and the arena becomes engulfed in darkness. Flames shoot from the stage as the music of only man plays. The lights in the arena turn blue and the stage fills up with smoke. Nothing can be seen through this smoke for quite a few moments until a silouhette is made out; it's a man. This man stands almost seven feet tall, and weighs in at a shade under 300 pounds. The figure stands behind the smoke until the time is right before busting through and revealing himself to the masses.
The Undertaker stands tall on the stage as the fans cheer the return of The Deadman. He slowly begins his descent down the ramp as people reach of the barricade, hoping to touch the icon. Undertaker slowly walks down until reaching the end of the stage and turning a sharp left, heading towards the ring steps. He slowly climbs each step before reaching the final one, raising his arms in the process, bringing the lights back to their original setting.
Undertaker enters the ring through the middle rope before removing his top hat and rolling his eyes into the back of his head.
Justin Roberts: Introducing his opponent from Death Valley California, he is the Deadman, the Undertaker!
Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and John Morrison and the Undertaker are prepared to go to war. The Undertaker stands ready to go in his tradition fighting pose, his massive paws ready to strike with his many years of training while Morrison just stands there looking pretty. The Undertaker begins moving in towards Morrison who backs up knowing full well he cannot go blow for blow with the Undertaker. Taker gets Morrison into the corner and throws a punch, but Morrison ducks and Taker connects with the corner. He turns around and Morrison unleashes a kick to Taker’s shin. Taker swings again but Morrison again ducks it before heading to the opposite side of the ring and smiling knowing he just got one over on the Undertaker. Taker tells Morrison to bring it, clearly not impressed with the Tuesday Night Delight. Morrison waits for the Undertaker to come after him again in his fighting stance, to which you can see Morrison waiting to move out of the way, Taker feigns a left and then throws a right hand which catches Morrison in the side of the head. Morrison falls back into the corner, right where he didn’t want to be as the Undertaker begins using his fists as the ultimate weapon driving them deep and powerfully into the midsection and forehead of Morrison. After the barrage Taker isn’t done as he sends Morrison out of the corner and into the far corner before the Undertaker follows full speed. Morrison however moves out of the way and Taker crashes in the corner of the ring. Taker comes out of the corner and Morrison is ready for him before nailing Taker in the chin with a superkick! The crowd give a mixed reaction as Morrison goes for the first cover of the match up!
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Undertaker kicks out!
Cole: This is an interesting match in the sense it is the power of the Undertaker v. the speed and skill of Morrison and at the end of the first round you’d have to guess it would go to the speed and skill of Morrison.
King: Undertaker got a little too caught up in the moment and Morrison capitalized.
Morrison asks official Tim White for clarification and the official tells Morrison two. The Tuesday Night Delight just shakes his head before turning his attention back to the deadman. He picks him up and Morrison uses his kickboxing background to drive some kicks into the long legs and ribs of the Deadman. Taker is on the ropes and Morrison grabs him and shoots him off of them. Taker however reverses sending Morrison towards the ropes, however Morrison jumps up onto the second rope and springboards into a moonsault hoping to knock the Undertaker down, but the Undertaker with his inhuman strength catches Morrison and with even more power lifts him up onto his shoulders and the ground goes crazy as it appears the Undertaker is looking for a tombstone.
Cole: Oh my King, could we be looking at a Tombstone here from the Undertaker this early on in the match?
King: This would be a ridiculous counter Cole!
Morrison however has caught his wind and begins squirming and lands on his feet bouncing off of the ropes and back at the Deadman. Taker reaches out with his hand and it finds Morrison’s throat. The Shaman of Sexy fearing for his chances of winning the match lashes out with a beautiful kick that connects with the side of the Undertaker’s head. Taker is forced to let go and he falls into the ropes as Morrison bounces off the ropes looking to press his advantage, but the Undertaker has amazing stamina and as Morrison comes back he finds himself being dropped to the mat with a big boot! The crowd cheer as Morrison hits the mat hard and the Undertaker flicks his hair back out of his eyes before picking up his opponent. Taker grabs Morrison’s arm and yanks it hard so Morrison screams. The crowd begin screaming “Old School†as Taker begins climbing up the corner and then begins walking the top rope all while holding onto Morrison’s arm. The Guru of Greatness doesn’t appear to be able to stop the Deadman as The Undertaker comes down with all his weight right onto the shoulder and arm of Morrison. The crowd let off a massive pop and cheer.
Cole: Watching the Undertaker in the ring always gives me chills King, and to see some of the moves he’s performed for years, is always a treat.
King: Everyone loves the Undertaker Cole, you have to think that John Morrison would be the Underdog in this match and how often do you say that.
Morrison is down and Taker is up as he brings Morrison back to his feet before picking up his opponent and sending him right back down to the mat with a scoop slam. The crowd cheer as the Undertaker isn’t finished there as he bounces off of the ropes and comes back before leaping up into the air for a leg drop, but Morrison moves out of the way and Taker meets the ring itself. Morrison shoots up to his feet as fast as he can as Undertaker is in a seated position. Morrison uses those deadly feet of his to drive his foot right into the skull of the Undertaker point blank. The crowd let out an oooh from the impact as Morrison is quick to go for the cover.
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3.. NO!
Cole: Wow I thought for sure Morrison had it there after that brutal kick but somehow the Undertaker kicked out.
King: The Undertaker talked about being granted supernatural powers by some higher being and if he kicked out of that who is to say he doesn’t.
Morrison looks at White who again tells Morrison it was only a two count. Morrison shakes his head but he hasn’t tried his big time moves just yet as he heads to the ropes and springboards off of them and comes back with a 450 splash, but is surprised when the Undertaker gets up his knees and Morrison feels like he has been in a car accident and begins grabbing his midsection and bouncing around on the mat. As Morrison is clearly in pain the Undertaker sits up!
Cole: Uh oh! Look into the eyes of the Undertaker King, they don’t look like they are full of good intentions do they?
King: Morrison might have internal bleeding after that disaster Cole. And the Undertaker like a Shark appears to be thinking about going in for the kill.
The Undertaker gets to his feet and begins to pick up Morrison ready to send Morrison to Hell as he lifts Morrison up onto his shoulders looking again for the Tombstone. Undertaker looks like vengeance itself as he prepares to send Morrison to the mat, but Morrison is a crafty SOB and out of desperation headbutts the Undertaker right in the groin, the official out of position couldn’t see it. Undertaker lets go of Morrison and drops to his knees obviously in a pain not even a higher power can stop. Morrison is an opportunist and without a second thought grabs the Undertaker and connects with the Moonlight Driver! The crowd cannot believe it as Morrison is going to upset Taker here.
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3… NO!
The Undertaker gets a shoulder up!
Cole: My oh My! I can’t believe what I am seeing! The Undertaker just got nailed by a low blow, and then Morrison hit his trusty Moonlight Driver and it still wasn’t enough to put the Deadman away here.
King: Ok now I am beginning to believe the Undertaker has Superhuman powers Cole!
If he does or does not, John Morrison does not care as he drags the Undertaker closer to the corner and the crowd begin to cheer as they know what is coming. Morrison heads over to the corner and leaps up and finishes with the split legged corkscrew moonsault known as the Starship Pain. There is absolutely no way The Undertaker will kick out of this. Tim White goes down to make the count.
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3… NO!
This time it is not the Undertaker who kicks out but someone has slid into the ring and pulled Morrison off of the Undertaker. The camera focus in and it is BULLY RAY! Morrison has no time to prepare as Ray grabs Morrison from behind and sends him crashing down to the mat with a Bubba Bomb! As Ray stands up, the crowd booing wildly we see Ray’s shirt for the first time. On it is the word NXT! Bubba Ray is a member of the NXT roster!
Cole: What the hell is this? Bubba Ray wearing an NXT T-shirt does this mean he’s joined?
King: I’m shocked Cole! I knew Bully was a bully, but I didn’t know JBL considered him to be misused.
Tim White has no choice but to call for the bell at this point and the crowd boo even more.
Winner as a result of outside intereference: The Guru of Greatness John Morrison.
Bully Ray doesn’t look done as NXT’s first pick, Robert Roode comes into the ring with several other superstars all wearing NXT shirts. Shane McMahon, the Miz, Bully Ray, and Robert Roode are four members who have joined up with JBL! It is at this point that the Undertaker sits up and the crowd goes wild. Roode sees it and shouts out for the NXT boys to get him. All three members with Roode begins beating on him to the jeers of the crowd. Ray brings Undertaker to his feet and throws him to the Miz, “NXT is AWESOME!†the Miz screams before sending Undertaker to the mat with a Skull Crushing Finale.
Cole: Look at this group. The son of the Chairman Vince McMahon, Bully Ray, the former European Champion the Miz, and of course the NWA Champion Robert Roode!
Taker is down and Ray holds him there as does the Miz as Roode looks at Shane McMahon. McMahon smiles knowing it is his turn as he turns towards the turnbuckle and begins climbing. Once on top Shane McMahon leaps off and lands on top of the Undertaker with an elbow drop. Shane is all proud of himself as he gets up and celebrates!
King: This is like a gang hit Cole! All lead by that creep that is Robert Roode!
Roode tells everyone to back off as he throws off his suit and grabs the Undertaker in the Fujiwara armbar. The crowd boo loudly as Roode just takes Undertaker’s arm and breaks it! The crowd are shocked Roode would do such a thing but Roode just keeps on pulling and tearing looking to rip the arm of the Undertaker right out of its socket.
Cole: Oh my god! The Undertaker’s arm has just snapped this is sickening King! Somebody needs to do something about this.
Suddenly the jeers turn into an even bigger mixed reaction as a lone figure runs down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring, its Randy Orton of Raw!
King: Oh no! Don’t tell me Randy Orton has joined up with the NXT!
Cole: Orton’s in the Elimination Chamber could this be JBL’s master stroke!
Orton is NOT a member of NXT as expected as he goes right up to Shane McMahon and nails him with a brutal RKO that sends the Ft. Lauderdale Crowd cheering. The Miz tries to attack Orton but Orton delivers an RKO to Miz for his troubles. Ray nails Orton from behind as Roode gets off of the Undertaker prepared to strike. But as Ray lifts Orton up, the former Legend Killer strikes with a third RKO to the Bully and the place erupts! Orton stands up and it is just him and Roode in the ring. Roode with all of his cronies down and out shoots like a bullet out of the ring and up the ramp. Leaving a fuming Orton standing in the ring!
Cole: I can’t believe I’m saying this but Thank God for Randy Orton King. He may have been too late to save the Undertaker but he put a stop to the NXT, for now!
King: Orton has been acting weird of late, I’d say almost as weird as Jeff Hardy. But regardless of what he’s done the past few weeks on Raw I find myself having to say Thank you as well.
Roode begins walking up the ramp not wanting anything to do with the Viper who sneers with fire and anger in the ring. The Summerslam crowd is hot for a confrontation they won’t get as Summerslam heads to its next segment.
The feed goes backstage.
Cody Rhodes:
I’m…not crazy…in fact…I’m the sanest one here.
You people watching, the average viewer…you go to your jobs and no matter what level-what rung you are on that ladder…you always think you deserve better. You come home to your spouses, to your friends, to your children and you talk about how good you were and doing what it is you do. How you deserve a promotion not the other guy, you come home and you talk about your bosses and how they don’t recognize your talent and that you will be leaving soon if you don’t get that recognition…but then it doesn’t come and you go nowhere…lather rinse repeat. And that is because all of you are not different than the person next to you, you lie and try to convince yourself that you are better than you really are because you can’t deal with the fact that you are meaningless to the rest of the world.
I’m the…Sanest one here…
Then you put on a mask, you put on a smile and you wave to the neighbor wishing them a happy day when deep down no matter how bad it gets for you…your only wish is that it be worse for your neighbor, for your Friends…because you want to be better than the people you know. You look your children in the eye and you lie to them, you tell them they are special and they will grow up to be special. I am…
*Rhodes closes his eyes taking a breath*
The sanest one here
*Rhodes opens his eyes*
The people on this roster are no different than each and every one of you, they say they are unbeatable days after being beaten, they say they are going to be World champion when they do not even deserve to be in the ring. They look each and every one of you in the eye and lie to you, they lie to get your recognition, they lie to get your admiration, they lie to convince you that they are important. And I…I’m the sanest one here…I don’t lie to you…I’ve been pinned before, under the circumstances they can all be explained one way or another but at the end of the day I have been beaten and therefore I am not unbeatable. But when the circumstances are fair, when it is one person against another person, I win…I’ve been winning for over a year… I’m…I’m the sanest one here…
*Rhodes snarls for a moment before shaking his head from side to side*
There is one thing that is nonexistent in our world of jumping from company to company, and that is longevity. You see the letters change, UWA, UCW, UWF…you see the people change…even the people themselves every month or so you’ll see them come out here and…talk differently…with a different attitude than before. Firings and signings are commonplace, you go to dot com and notice every week or so there is a new person coming in just as one is going out, as if the superstars are mere puppets with the people in charge backstage controlling them. I myself have been subject to change, I am myself for a while then I am suddenly fired or I decide to quit…I comeback trying to be different, trying to change the perspective but it doesn’t work and I have to leave again…that is when I came back to what I truly was…the sanest one here…
*Rhodes gets a smile on his face*
I’ve beaten them all, even in my match tonight…all five superstars I face I have beaten one…by…one. They all liked to talk, some said I was just seeking attention…that this is all just an act to try and get in the spotlight…that this mask is like my brothers paint or my fathers polka dots. But those who said that don’t remember the moment I put this mask on, in fact most don’t remember that day. I do…I remember it every day…but after tonight I’ll finally forget that day. This mask isn’t because my nose was broken, this mask isn’t because wanted a new look, this mask is on my face to take away dashing…the problem is that I think it is gone now even if I take this mask away. Because I don’t think about looks anymore, I think of…hurting people…and of retribution. Tonight I get that, tonight ends the days of talking in the past and starts the days of talking of the present. My view of the world was changed but it was changed to the reality, I see this entire thing for what it truly is and that…that is what makes me the sanest one here.
*Rhodes cracks his neck*
I used to see the world through dashing eyes, I was dashing and I wanted to make the world…dashing…I gave everyone dashing tips to better themselves, I smiled pretty for the camera, I thought the whole world could be Dashing like I was. But now through these eyes I see everyone for what they truly are, ugly…hideous people, black heads protruding from your proboscis, Rotten…Infested…Teeth, grotesqueness is abundant…but you all…you still see the world differently. I couldn’t change you all to be dashing, but what I will do is open your eyes…I was showed that life isn’t dashing…and now it is my job to show each and every one of you just how ugly the world really is. You will learn to hide your hideousness, to conceal your repugnance, because You all will see the world how I see it now, how I saw it last year, and how I will always see it. And once that has been burned into your minds, I will bring hope, by being a shining light…your UWF Champion. And once that happens, it’ll be the funniest joke ever told.
*Rhodes looks down seemingly focusing on nothing*
But I will be the only one laughing…because it will be then that you realize…
*Rhodes moves his head up, but his gaze doesn’t. After a moment his eyes follow the motion of his head looking up at the camera, he turns his head to side and chuckles*
That I’m the sanest one here
*Rhodes suddenly moves forward swatting the camera with his hand, the camera falls to the ground going black as the feed goes elsewhere.*
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The lights go dim and the elimination chamber begins to lower.
The cage finally lands on the ground and surrounds the ring entirely as the bell sounds three times.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is the Elimination Chamber match for the Ultimate Wrestling Federation Championship!.
" ... Love, your hate..
Your, faith lost..
You are now.. one of us!"
"Miseria Cantare" by AFI pounds throughout the arena speakers, signifying the arrival of one man - CM Punk. The pop immediately is insane and it gets even louder as Punk walks out onto the stage. Punk drops to a knee, gently stroking the entrance ramp before putting his wrist to his ear. He gets to his feet and yells out that it's "Clobbering Time". Punk gets to his feet and throws a few fists in the air before turning around and stretching his arms, enjoying the reaction that he's recieving. Punk makes his way down the ramp and up the steps into the chamber where he climbs to the top rope and throws his United States Championship into the air shouting 'BEST IN THE WORLD'. Punk steps down handing his title to the referee on the outside before entering his respective pod.
Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the United States Champion... CM Punk!.
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNCIL ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME
The crowd explodes as Randy Orton passes through the curtains and onto the main stage. He's wearing his usual smirk, he takes his time walking to the ring. The thought of entering the dangerous chamber finally dawning on him. He walks up the ring steps before stopping on the top one and throwing out his signature pose to a loud mixed reaction before entering the chamber and then his pod.
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is 'The Apex Predator', Randy Orton!.
WHOAH-OH
Cody Rhodes theme hits the arena and the crowd immediately get on their feet booing the stage. Cody Rhodes appears hiding his masked former dashing face, with every step turning his head and repeatedly moving his hands up and down at times covering his face. As Rhodes makes it to ring side he looks in the ring while the camera zooms in on his face, Rhodes snarls before suddenly turning and running up the steps and straight into his pod.
Justin Roberts: And from Marietta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, Cody Rhodes!.
1,2, YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING
TICK TOCK, YOUR ABOUT TO STOP LIVING,
TICK TOCK I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ME,
TICK TOCK, BUT THE DAY DON'T HAVE NO MEMORY
I'M COMING.
The camera focuses on the stage where a big inflatable tunnel which can now be seen, presumably being inflated while the lights were flashing on and off. The crowd rise to their feet awaiting one certain special superstar as smoke starts to escape the tunnel. The crowd aren't waiting long as the figure of MVP bursts through the flaps. He stops dead, looking around the crowd who give him a mixed reaction. He smiles, even chuckling to himself as he lowers himself to the ground, touching the ground and mumbling to himself as he quickly jumps up, putting his arms out to his side in his signature pose, setting off the pyros behind him. MVP starts to slowly makes his way down to the ring, ignoring all the fans that is leaning over for high fives while he just holds up his '305' bling bling up to the camera, yelling 'Mr 305' towards the camera. He comes towards the bottom of the ramp, stopping for a second, taking out some gum he was chewing and throws it into the crowd before he takes a little run up and runs up the steps into the chamber where he proceeds to enter the ring and do his signature 'Ballin' theatrics. MVP then leaves the ring and enters his respective pod.
Justin Roberts: And from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 242 pounds, Montel Vontavious Porter, M... V... P!
GLASS SHATTERS
The iconic glass shatters and out walks Stone Cold Steve Austin to a massive pop. The old Stone Cold has returned! He has the UWF Championship firmly in tow as he struts down the ramp and towards the ring. At entrance ramp before entering the ring, Austin stops and poses with his Championship before entering. With the ring clear of his opponents Austin is clear to go to all four corners and instead of raising his signature middle fingers in the air, he proceeds to flip off each and every one of his opponents that stand in their pods.
Justin Roberts: And from Victoria, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the Ultimate Wrestling Federation Champion of The World!... 'The Texas Rattlesnake', Stone... Cold... Steve... Austin!.
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
It's pyro galore as Y2J's theme hits to a wild reception from the crowd. Jericho has his arms outstretched, back to the crowd in his signature pose before spinning to face the elimination chamber from the top of the ramp. He wastes no time in walking down the ramp and up the stairs into the chamber where he gets into the ring and has a staredown with his opponent, the champion, Steve Austin.
Justin Roberts: And from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 238 pounds, Y2J, Chris Jericho!.
]*Ding Ding Ding*
Michael Cole: Okay folks, it’s time for the Raw Elimination Chamber and this is going to be chaos, Jerry!
Jerry Lawler: Cole, Austin & Jericho are starting this match! They got a long way to go before becoming victorious!
Chris Jericho and Steve Austin stare eachother down in the centre of the ring, both snarling at each other, all four other competitor watching on from their chambers; Jericho & Austin finally square up in the centre of the ring, Jericho & Austin talking trash to each other, before Austin finally breaks the ice, delivering a right hook to Jericho, Jericho returns with a thunderous chop across the chest of Austin but Austin delivers another right hook but Jericho follows up with another chop but Austin begins to get the utter hand with a right hook and then another one, sending Jericho into the ring ropes, Austin Irish Whips Jericho across the ring before leaping up into the air and takes Jericho down with a Lou Thesz Press and begins to pummel the living hell out of Chris Jericho!
Michael Cole: Well, Jerry, this match is gonna turn into an asswhoopin’ contest quite quickly!
Jerry Lawler: If it turns into an asskickin’ contest Cole, then Austin has this in the bag!
Austin pummels Jericho in the head about ten times before climbing off Jericho and gets back to his feet, Austin roars and climbs the turnbuckle where Cody Rhodes is positioned and flips the birdie at Rhodes before hoping off the turnbuckle straight into Chris Jericho, who delivers a huge dropkick to Austin, sending him crashing down to the canvas. Cody Rhodes chuckles at Austin being caught offguard but Jericho gets back on the assault, grabbing Austin by the left boot and pulls Austin towards the centre of the ring before attempting to put Austin into a Figure Four LegLock but Austin grabs Jericho by the head and rolls him up into a Small Package! Charles Robinson slides across and makes the pinfall attempt!
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Michael Cole: Austin could eliminate Jericho here!
Jerry Lawler: It’ll be a shocker, Cole!
Jericho escapes the hold and rolls back to his feet and turns around as Austin boots Jericho in the gut and goes for the Stunner but Jericho pushes Austin away escaping the finishing move but Austin manages to regain his composure as Jericho charges him, leading to Austin delivering a huge high back bodydrop to Jericho; sending the King of the World up and over before crashing down to the canvas. This time, Austin looks over at Randy Orton and flips the birdie at Orton, causing Orton bang on the glass loudly out of frustration, and begins pacing up and down in the cage. Jericho gets back to his feet as Austin spins him around and delivers an inverted Atomic Drop to Jericho, Jericho holds his crotch in agony as Austin then proceeds deliver a Spinebuster to Jericho, suddenly the lights black out and the chamber lights begin to flash.
Michael Cole: I wonder who could it be!
Jerry Lawler: So do I Cole, man this is exciting!
RANDY ORTON IS ENTRANT NUMBER THREE.
The fans erupt into a mixed reaction as the pod door of Randy Orton’s cage opens and the viper storms out of the pod, but he’s met by Austin whose already waiting for him out on the grating. Both men begin to exchange blows on the outside, exchanging left and right hooks, but Randy Orton takes a cheap knee to the gut of Austin before grabbing Austin by the bald head and tosses him straight into the side of the elimination chamber, Austin’s head smashes across the steel chains and staggers backwards as Orton hooks the head of Austin across his back before delivering the backbreaker to Austin! Orton gets back to his feet as Jericho leaps over the top rope and delivers a flying forearm smash to Orton, sending Orton backwards straight into the side of chamber, Orton stumbles forward as Jericho grabs Orton once more and tosses him back into the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Hey Cole! Is it me, or does Jericho have unjust vendetta on the former member on the n.W.o!?
Michael Cole: Jerry, you’re just being a bad commentator!
Orton hits the canvas with a thud as Jericho leaps up onto the top rope and springboards off delivering a flying clothesline to the back of Randy Orton’s head; sending Orton crashing down to the canvas, Jericho smirks and stands above Orton, before kicking Orton over onto his back, Jericho puts one boot across the chest of Orton and poses as referee Charles Robinson makes the count.
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Michael Cole: What cockiness from the King of the World, Chris Jericho!
Randy Orton kicks out!
The fans give out a loud mix reaction to Randy Orton kicking out as Chris Jericho gets back on the assault, slapping Randy Orton across the back of the head, yelling at him to get back to his feet, Orton picks himself up using the ring ropes as Chris Jericho slaps him across the head once more but Orton has a burst of energy and boots Jericho in the gut before going behind Jericho and hoists him up with the Olympic Slam and sending Jericho over the top rope, Jericho crashes down on the grating with a loud thud as Randy Orton strikes the Legend Killer pose but as he does that; Stone Cold Steve Austin climbs back into the ring and charges straight for Orton. Orton is quick on his feet and seemingly looks ready to pounce with an RKO but Austin steps out of the attempt and Orton hits the canvas but doesn’t get a chance to recover as Austin begins to stomp a mudhole into Randy Orton, forcing him underneath the bottom rope and onto grating with Jericho sprawled out after suffering the Olympic Slam. But before Austin can do anything else, the lights in the arena dim once more and the fans are on their feet as the three remaining pods begin to flash up before it ends on.
Jerry Lawler: Oh man, I wonder whose getting in the ring this time, Cole!
Michael Cole: I can’t wait to find out either Jerry!
WOOOAAAHHHH!
CODY RHODES HAS ENTERED THE MATCH!
The fans begin to boo the living hell out of Cody Rhodes as slowly climbs into the ring, Austin turns around to greet the former UWF United States Champion; Cody Rhodes and Stone Cold lock eyes across the ring, the fans are now going nuts as the two stare each other down across the ring; Cody Rhodes snarls as Austin flips Cody the birdie and screams “Bring it, ya sum of a bitch!†Cody Rhodes roars back “NO!†before climbing back out of the ring and climbs back into his pod and slams it shut, desperately trying to keep it closed as Stone Cold Steve Austin thinks about going after Cody Rhodes but it’s to no avail as Orton grabs Austin from behind and throws him back out onto the steel grating. Cody Rhodes begins to think about getting out of pod once again to now join the fray but decides against it.
Michael Cole: What a coward! What a coward! Cody Rhodes is a coward!
Jerry Lawler: It’s actually a start move by Cody Rhodes! Let the five other’s destroy each other then join the fray!
Austin slowly picks himself up but Orton grabs him by the head and tosses Austin into the closest pod, which happens to be CM Punk’s chamber; Austin pounces off the chamber straight into a clothesline from Randy Orton, Austin’s head hits the grating with a tremendous thud, with such an impact Austin begins to bleed from the back of his head. Randy Orton continues to walk forward and looks into the eyes of CM Punk and roars “YOU’RE NEXT PUNK!†before turning around straight into Chris Jericho, whose just barely back to his feet, Orton delivers a upwards across the chest of Chris Jericho. Jericho has the wind knocked out of him as Orton charges and goes to grab the head of Chris Jericho to deliver a huge RKO but Jericho pushes Orton away and Orton smashes his head on the steel grating, Orton clutches his head in agony as Jericho dives on top of him to make a pin attempt.
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Jerry Lawler: That was a nasty bump on the head for Orton, he could be out of this!
Michael Cole: You could be right there, King!
Three…
Orton has his foot on the bottom rope!
The fans give out another mixed reaction as Jericho shakes his head out of frustration; Jericho climbs back into the ring and notices Cody Rhodes, whose slowly sneaked back into the ring, this time there’s no escape from Cody Rhodes as Jericho charges at Cody Rhodes and delivers a dropkick to Cody Rhodes, sending him flying backwards into the turnbuckle. Jericho then leaps up onto the second rope and stands above Cody Rhodes and begins to pummel Cody Rhodes in the top of the head with closed fists, about six or seven times before the lights go out once more and the two remaining chambers light up once more.
Michael Cole: Now who is it, King!?
Jerry Lawler: How am I supposed to know, Cole!?
Montel Von Porter has entered the match!
Montel storms out of chamber and begins to walk across the grating towards Chris Jericho, but Jericho has it scouted and leaps over the top rope to deliver a massive springboard dropkick to MVP, sending him flying into the side of the chamber. Meanwhile across the chamber with Austin and Randy Orton, the two begin to exchange blows, Austin bleeding heavily from the back of the head but that doesn’t bother Austin as he continues to exchange right hooks with Randy Orton; Austin then takes a cheap shot of his own, delivering a knee to the gut of Orton and goes throw Orton into the empty chamber besides him but Orton reserves it and sends Austin this time successfully through the plexiglass. Randy Orton gains a sinister smile as he notices Cody Rhodes in the ring.
Michael Cole: And now, the two former members of the New World Order have locked eyes.
Jerry Lawler: Business could just pick up as Smackdown partner would say!
Randy Orton slowly slithers into the ring, Cody Rhodes keeps a watchful eye on Randy Orton as the two slowly move up to each other in the centre of the ring, growling and snarling at each other but this time, Chris Jericho climbs into the ring and attempts to get involved but seemingly, the former New World Order members join forces once more as they both turn on Chris Jericho; both men begin to club Chris Jericho before tossing him into the corner, both Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes begin to stomp away at Jericho into corner but without warning; Cody Rhodes turns on Randy Orton, delivering a huge clothesline to Orton, sending him down to the canvas but before Cody Rhodes can do any more to Orton, MVP sneakily rolls Cody Rhodes up into a School Boy pin and Charles Robinson quick on his feet slides over to make the count.
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Michael Cole: Could Cody Rhodes be the first one eliminated here!?
Cody Rhodes escapes!
The fans boo Cody Rhodes for kicking out but before MVP go back on the attack, Randy Orton leaps up into the air and finally connects with an RKO! The fans cheer Orton for RKOing MVP but before Orton can make a cover, Cody Rhodes spears Orton down to the canvas and slaps him across the face! But as Cody Rhodes pummels Orton down on the canvas, the bloodied and bruised Austin rushes the ring and kicks Cody Rhodes in the face, knocking him off Randy Orton, but as Austin goes to pummel Cody Rhodes; Jericho leaps up behind Austin and hits the one handed Bulldog to Austin, Jericho then smiles and rushes to the closest ring ropes and leaps up before flipping back, hitting Austin with the Lionsault, straight into a cover.
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Jerry Lawler: Cole, you’re always wrong, Stone Cold Steve Austin will be the first person eliminated!
Michael Cole: Not true Jerry! Not true at all!
Austin kicks out!
The fans pop for Austin kicking out, Jericho gets back to his feet as the lights go out once more and in a matter of moments, CM Punk is released from his chamber.
CM PUNK HAS ENTERED THE MATCH!
Jerry Lawler: Now all Six member are in his match, Cole! It’s do or die time!
Michael Cole: It’s showtime now Jerry!
CM Punk’s pod opens and the first person to react is Cody Rhodes, who literally begins to climb for the hills, scaling up the turnbuckle and then one of the pods, Cody Rhodes begin to hoist himself up onto one of the chamber but CM Punk is hot pursuit, rushing past everybody, CM Punk climbs up the turnbuckle and grabs Cody Rhodes but Rhodes begins to pull away, lifting CM Punk with him. But it isn’t over yet as Randy Orton and MVP scale the ring ropes either side of the turnbuckle and grabs the legs of CM Punk, attempting to grab him into a double chokeslam but there’s more to it as Austin and Jericho grab both MVP and Randy Orton respectively and push forward! CM Punk manages to take Cody Rhodes with him into a Super-Superplex, as MVP & Randy Orton deliver a double chokebomb to CM Punk while receiving a massive powerbomb from Austin & Jericho completing a hugemongus Six Man Tower of Doom! The ring shakes and rumbles underneath the impact of the men hitting the canvas!
Michael Cole: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
Jerry Lawler: Language Cole!
Austin and Jericho both stumble back to their feet, and looks at each other and smirk for a moment in smugness, bodies are scattered all across the ring but without warning, Jericho leaps up and delivers the Codebreaker to Stone Cold Steve Austin! The fans give Jericho a mixed reaction for his actions but his celebrations are short lived as Randy Orton leaps up and hits the RKO on Chris Jericho! Randy Orton rolls to his feet and strikes a pose but MVP isn’t having any of it, Montel staggers to his feet and grabs Randy Orton by the arm and places his leg over Orton’s head before delivering the Overdrive to Orton! MVP slams his fists on the ground and does his pose but CM Punk, who is worse for ware gets back to his feet and manages to clear the cobwebs quick enough to spin MVP around before hoisting MVP straight up and down into the G.T.S! The fans cheer for the series of finishers in a row, as CM Punk sees the knocked out Cody Rhodes and grabs him by the foot and pulls him to centre of the ring and locks in the Anaconda Vice! Cody Rhodes comes to life with the sudden rush of pain and screams in agony.
Michael Cole: What a quick succession of finishing moves by all these men and now it seems Cody Rhodes is done for!
Jerry Lawler: Cody Rhodes tapped out last month to the Anaconda Vice, could it happen, two Pay-Per-Views in a row!?
Cody Rhodes roars in agony, and tries to move around the ring towards the ring ropes in a bid to break up the submission hold but it’s futile as he’s trapped in the centre of the ring, Randy Orton slowly gets back to his feet his and snarls and sees an opening he cannot refuse, Orton charges across the ring and delivers a huge punt to the unprotected head of… CM Punk!
Michael Cole: Randy Orton could not resist taking out his arch-nemesis CM Punk! The amount of screw jobs and ‘dick-moves’ CM Punk has done over the years to Randy Orton has hit a boiling point here tonight!
Jerry Lawler: And listen to these fans, they’re turning on CM Punk!
Randy Orton looks down at Cody Rhodes and smirks, Cody Rhodes clutches his neck in agony as Randy Orton seemingly prepares himself to take out Cody Rhodes but Chris Jericho makes the save, slamming straight into the back of Randy Orton and grabbing him by the tights, Jericho charges with Orton before launching over the top rope to the grating on the outside. Randy Orton collides with the grating with a loud thud, bruising begins to appear on the thighs of Randy Orton has he hobbles to his feet, Jericho charges at Orton but Orton side steps it and throws Jericho straight into the steel chaining both Olympic Slamming Chris Jericho back into the ring! The fans are going nuts, gathering steam behind Randy Orton!
Jerry Lawler: Listen to these fans, they’re now cheering Randy Orton! Unbelivable!
Michael Cole: It’s because Randy Orton is taking no prisoners in this match!
Orton picks himself up, the bruising is now visible across his body from wrestling on the grating but there’s one man, Randy Orton can’t get off his back… CM Punk! CM Punk climbs the turnbuckle and leaps for Randy Orton but Randy Orton dodges out of the way but CM Punk manages to flies across the grating and grab a hold of the steel chaining, CM Punk is roughly eight – nine feet up in the air, hanging onto the chaining, Orton turns around as CM Punk drops down going for a cross body but Orton counts and nails CM Punk with a huge Mid-air RKO onto the steel grating! The fans begin chanting “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!†as Randy Orton holds his head in agony, unable to capitalize on his move but Chris Jericho can as he slides to the outside and covers the knocked out CM Punk. Charles Robinson makes the count on CM Punk!
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Michael Cole: CM Punk might be completely gone from UWF after that devastating RKO from Randy Orton!
Jerry Lawler: There is no way CM Punk can kick out of that Mid-Air RKO onto the cold, unforgiving steel grating.
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CM Punk Eliminated at 27:21 via a Mid-Air RKO from Randy Orton.
Jericho quickly leaps off CM Punk and grabs the dazed and confused Randy Orton, Jericho pushes Randy Orton forces before grabbing him into a Full Nelson hold, Jericho puts his foot infront of Randy Orton and falls forward, sending Randy Orton through the glassing of the pod with the Breakdown! The fans go nuts as both men collapse into a heap but luckily for Chris Jericho, he lands on top of Randy Orton, whose landing unfortunately on his back, Charles Robinson makes a count, banging on the side of the remaining glass of the pod.
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Michael Cole: Could it be two quick eliminations in quick succession here!
Jerry Lawler: Randy Orton’s RKO has led to people getting eliminated, Cole! Himself & CM Punk! It must be bittersweet for Randy Orton!
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Randy Orton Eliminated at 28:02 via a Breakdown through the Plexiglass by Chris Jericho.
Jericho and Orton are still both down and out in the pod as the bloodied Stone Cold Steve Austin slowly gets back to his feet, as does MVP; Cody Rhodes pretends to be down and out in the corner as Austin and MVP slowly begin to exchange right hooks in the middle of the ring but Austin gets the bested by MVP, who delivers a knee to the crotch of Austin, MVP then follows up by backing off a few steps before charging at Austin to deliver a huge drive-by kick! Austin hits the canvas but as MVP goes for the cover, Cody Rhodes seizes his moment and rushes up behind MVP and grabs him down into the reserve headlock, Cody Rhodes roars and flips over, nailing the Cross-Rhodes to MVP; the warn out Charles Robinson dives across and makes the count on MVP this time.
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Michael Cole: Good night MVP! Thank you for Playing!
Jerry Lawler: Cody Rhodes wants to pin Austin himself, that’s obvious! And he’d figure he’d get rid of Stone Cold Steve Austin in the process!
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Montel Von Porter Eliminated at 30:09 via a Cross-Rhodes from Cody Rhodes.
Cody Rhodes begins to drag MVP out of the ring as Chris Jericho slowly begins to stir himself, Cody Rhodes snarls and notices both Austin and Jericho beginning to stir in the middle of the ring and Cody Rhodes makes the bravest decision he’ll ever make and begins to climb the pod once more, Cody Rhodes looks down on the two of his opponents, waiting for one to get back to his feet first, which is Stone Cold Steve Austin; Cody Rhodes takes a deep breathe and leaps off the top of the pod and delivers a Beautiful Disaster from the top of the pod! The fans go absolutely ballistic but Cody Rhodes’ knee has blown out on him. Chris Jericho gets to his feet and lunges up at the crippled Cody Rhodes to deliver a vicious Codebreaker… But to add insult to injury, Chris Jericho grabs the legs of Cody Rhodes and applies the vicious Liontamer! Cody Rhodes snarls and looks disgusted with himself as he has no choice to tap out to Chris Jericho’s Liontamer.
Michael Cole: My god, Cody Rhodes just tapped out, unbelievable King!
Jerry Lawler: But did you see Cody Rhodes’ face, it was disgusted and no doubt he’s got a plan in mind!
Cody Rhodes Eliminated at 32:41 via a Liontamer from Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho releases the hold on as Cody Rhodes snarls and punches the mat in frustration, as Chris Jericho casually strolls over to the completely out Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho kicks the shoulder of Austin and it just flops back down to the canvas, Jericho chuckles knowing he’s got the chamber won but Cody Rhodes has other plans; Cody Rhodes grabs Jericho into the reserve headlock before flipping Chris Jericho inside out with the Cross Rhodes but Jericho lands straight down onto Austin, crushing him! With Jericho pretty much covering Austin, Charles Robinson slides across and makes the count, Cody Rhodes looks down sombrely at his fallen foes.
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Michael Cole: Oh my god! What has Cody Rhodes done?
Jerry Lawler: More like why is doing it, Cole!
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STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN KICKS OUT!
Cody Rhodes cannot believe it, Cody Rhodes pushes over Charles Robinson and tells him that he didn’t count fast enough before threatening Charles Robinson with violent, but then something clicks in Cody Rhodes’ mind and he begin to laugh maniacally before going over to the groggy Chris Jericho; Rhodes hoists up Jericho, looking to deliver a second Cross-Rhodes to Jericho but Jericho leaps up and delivers yet another Codebreaker, not as effective as his first Codebreaker but a Codebreaker nevertheless. Jericho seemingly has some life left in him casually struts over to Austin and laughs knowing he’s got the match but as he reaches down to pick Austin up, Austin grabs Jericho by the head and rolls him up!
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Michael Cole: Oh my god! Austin could steal this with one of the most simple moves in the book!
Jerry Lawler: After everything has happened, it wouldn’t surprise me! But I hate to feel the wrath of Cody Rhodes and Chris Jericho if that is the case!
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Winner of the Elimination Chamber via Pinfall at 34:58: Stone Cold, Steve Austin (AND STILL UWF CHAMPION)
Charles Robinson signals for the bell as Austin lets go of Jericho, Jericho rolls out into a heap, holding hands on his hips in absolute shock, shaking his head in frustration. Cody Rhodes anger boils over as his breathing becomes heavier, clutching at his mask he screams “NOOO!†while the bloodied Stone Cold Steve Austin climbs out of the ring and snatches the UWF Championship away from the referee and staggers back up the entrance ramp, before falling over as the Raw Elimination Chamber comes to end with all three men staring each other down.
Dean Ambrose is outside walking towards the arena as security is swarmed around the outside of the building blocking the entrance. Dean has a megaphone and quite a few fans behind him as well.
Dean Ambrose
Attention UWF! No matter how many times you throw me out, I’ll get back in! No matter how many times you deny me my right to compete in that ring, I’ll keep coming back! You knew exactly what you were getting when you signed me! You knew my mental health and it’s the exact same as the day I walked through your doors! This is my job! This is my life and I just want to go in there and beat everyone up! That’s all! I am the king of Smackdown! I demand to see the general manager! He knows just how valuable I am to this company! I will not leave until you bring the general manager!
Dean sits down in protest in front of the wall of security as we head to another segment.
Lillian Garcia: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UWF Tag Team Championships.
When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.
From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.
The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.
This. Is. Sting.
After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the titantron screen lights up with the entrance video of the "Icon".
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Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, The UWF World Tag Team Champions, the team of The Icon Sting and Samoa Joe, The Black and White Machine.
The crowd goes nuts as Sting and Joe come out on stage looking around, but they seem more focused on heading down to the ring, Joe sliding into the ring as Sting runs up the steel steps and gets into the ring both men standing in the middle of the ring and looking out to the cheering crowd with determined looks on their faces.
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The Crowd in the arena boo the stage as Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow appear through the curtain, as they both stand on the stage simply turning their heads as they stare at the booing crowd they turn to one another with a nod before Bryan lifts him his hands in a Yes shout as Sandow lifts up one finger moving it in tune with the music as if conducting it himself.
DING DING DING
Wolfe signals for the bell to ring and the legal men in the ring Daniel Bryan and Sting waste no time as they lock up in the centre of the ring. The lock up is quickly broken as Sting kicks Bryan in the gut and then catches him with a clean left jab. The fans are already into the match as Bryan replies with a jab of his own, and the two men begin trading punches in the centre of the ring, whilst Wolfe watches on. It's beginning to look like a stalemate, as neither man can get the upper hand but Sting manages to land a huge right hook and sends Bryan stumbling back. Sting is quick to capitalize as he hits Bryan with a dropkick, much to the delight of the fans. Although dazed, Bryan quickly gets back to his feet, but he hasn't found his bearings whatsoever and Sting keeps up the good work by hitting him with a Belly to Back Suplex. The crowd cheer as Stinger continues his offence by stamping down on Bryan with his large boots repeatedly. It looks like Sting is going to continue stamping down on Bryan until he passes out, but Wolfe does his job well and pulls Sting away from Bryan to let Bryan recuperate. Sting listens to the orders from Wolfe and steps back from Bryan for a second, but as Wolfe steps out of the way, Sting get's back on Bryan's case as he scoops him up and hits him with a clean scoop slam. Bryan looks irresponsive as Sting psyches up the crowd, before going over to Bryan and lifting to a vertical base. Sting hits Bryan with a few jabs before irish whipping him into a neutral corner and kicking him in the gut repeatedly once Bryan is in the corner. Sting then moves back to the opposite corner, and claps his hands a few times before rushes towards Bryan, the crowd are on their feet as Sting charges elbow first at Bryan, but Bryan dodges it at the last second and Sting goes head first into the turnbuckle! The crowd gasps, as Sting stumbles backwards from the turnbuckle Bryan takes control and hits Sting with a huge kick to the back of his head. As Sting slumps to the ground, Bryan smiles as he shakes himself out a little to clear the cobwebs. The crowd isn’t happy that Bryan has gained the advantage, and a large amount of ‘NO’ chants begin as Bryan starts stomping down on the body of Sting. Bryan makes quick work of stomping down on Sting, as he swiftly guides him to a standing position. Sting is still dazed, and Bryan sends him crashing towards the canvas once more with a clean kick to the head. Sting manages to put his hands out and instead of falling face first to the mat he’s propped up on his knees, which unfortunately for him doesn’t work out well as Bryan smashes his chest area with multiple MMA style kicks. The kicks can be heard throughout the arena, and it’s a miracle that Sting is still on his knees considering the force of each kick. Bryan’s scream of ‘YES’ can be heard clearly throughout the arena as Desmond Wolfe tells him enough is enough. Of course, Bryan doesn’t listen to this order right away, and manages to get another hard kick in to the back of Sting’s head which connects well, and sends Sting fully to the mat face first. Bryan quickly drops to the mat himself, and lifts Sting’s lifeless body over and goes for the cover….
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Sting kicks out on two after a fair count from Wolfe, but Bryan is not happy at all and begins to plead with him.
Piper: Damn! I thought Bryan had taken this one early there, some great offence there after recovering from the beating Sting gave to him at the start of the match. He definitely doesn’t want to be fired.
Jim Ross: We all know what Bryan is capable of Piper, those kicks are really brutal, and they’re only a small part of Bryan’s extensive move-set. He’s got to be careful here though, Wolfe has been fair so he doesn’t need to be arguing with him here!
As Bryan continues to argue with Wolfe, out of the view of the guest referee, Sandow has taken the break in action as an opportunity to attack Sting, who’s propped himself up against the ropes nearest to Sandow and Bryan’s corner. Sandow hits Sting with numerous punches to the side of his head, much to the dismay of the crowd who try and gain Desmond Wolfe’s attention. Samoa Joe, manages to get the attention of Wolfe, but as soon as this happens Sandow stops stacking Sting, and plays innocent as Wolfe looks directly at him, still suspicious but unable to take action as he hasn’t seen anything. Bryan is quickly back on the attack, and makes sure that Sting has no chance to recover after Sandow’s cheap shot as he Irish whips him into the opposite ropes and hits him with a diving cross body as he bounces off the other ropes. Sting manages to get back to his feet quite quickly, but Bryan isn’t done, as he hits him with a Snap underhook Suplex, before dropping an elbow on his chest. Sting isn’t so quick to his feet this time, but Bryan waits, calculating his next move, and as Sting gets to his feet, Bryan irish whips him into the ropes once again. Sting bounces off the rope, but he seems to have found a little bit of energy, and as Bryan goes for a clothesline, so does Sting. The two crash into each other in the centre of the ring, both connecting, with each other, but not in the way they want to, and the crowd begin to chant ‘Sting’ as both men’s partners call for the tag. Bryan is first to gain his senses, and edges ever closer to Sandow as the crowd boo. Sting is crawling along the mat himself, but looks to be moving a lot slower than Bryan. Wolfe looks on, as Bryan manages to tag in Sandow first, but Sting uses his last ounce of strength and leaps up to tag Samoa Joe in just seconds later! As Bryan and Sting roll out of the ring, Joe and Sandow rush towards each other. Sandow sticks his arms out for clothesline, but Joe dodges it, bounces off the ropes before leaping in the air and hitting Sandow with a flying forearm smash. The crowd lets out a cheer of approval, as finally it seems the fan favourites have regained the advantage in this contest.
Jim Ross: FINALLY Sting has tagged in his fresh partner, and it looks like Black and White Machine are on their way to remaining on Smackdown here.
Piper: Are you blind Jim? Bryan also tagged in his fresh partner Damien Sandow. Of course, Sandow did take a big hit there from Joe, but he won’t go down without a fight.
Jim Ross: Talking of Bryan, he made a huge mistake there, he got too cocky and spent too much time attempting to beat Sting until he passed out.
Joe smiles as Sandow slowly gets to his feet from the stiff flying forearm smash he just received, he continues the good work, as he goes behind Sandow, puts his head under his shoulder and hits him with an Atomic Drop. The offence from Joe continues, as he this time hits Sandow with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a running single leg dropkick and then a running senton. Joe is loving having the upper hand, and the crowd are loving it as well, as they chant ‘JOE JOE JOE' over and over again, as their favourite star lets out a grin whilst resting on the ropes to catch his breath for a second or two. Sandow slowly gets back to his feet, but Joe is quick to realize, and he charges and Sandow and takes him down with a shoulder block. He keeps up the quick pace, as he stomps down on Sandow a little, before lifting him on his shoulders in a fire mans carry position, before falling backwards and hitting him with a Samoan drop. Joe smiles as he goes for the cover….
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Sandow kicks outs with force, on one as the crowd let out a little sigh of disappointment. Joe isn’t disheartened by this, and is quickly back to his feet and stomping down on Sandow, trying to take as much out of him as possible to get the pin fall. Joe once again guides Sandow to his feet, before hitting him with one of the many suplex’s he has in his Arsenal, a German Suplex. The crowd want even more, and Joe begins to clap along with them as he waits for Sandow to get to his feet. A dazed Sandow is back on his feet, but he makes the mistake of walking right back towards Joe, who hooks one arm around Sandow’s mid-section, and the other under the leg of Sandow’s nearest to him, before hoisting him in the air and hitting him with a Sidewalk Slam. The crowd go wild as Joe smiles as he remains seated from hitting the Sidewalk Slam, to once again catch his breath. Joe then lifts Sandow up so he’s resting on his right shoulder, and positions things so his arm is wrapped around Sandow’s neck and Sandow is looking down at the canvas. Joe leaps up and hits Sandow with his finisher the Island Driver!
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! The Island Driver! This one is over Piper.
Joe hurt himself a little whilst performing the move, but he manages to hook Sandow’s leg for the cover..
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Sandow recovers on the canvas, Joe screams come on and screams ‘get your ass down here’ as the music of Batista plays but he doesn’t come out from the back. Joe shakes his head, as Wolfe himself looks on in confusion. Joe realizes that Batista isn’t going to come out, and as the music cuts, he turns around but this is a big mistake, Sandow is recovered and he locks arms with Joe, twists around, before hitting him with the Iron Lotus finisher! The crowd are pissed off, and boo what just happened with Batista’s music playing, which Sandow used to get the upper hand. Sandow hooks Joe’s leg, and goes for the cover…
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Joe just about manages to kick out, and Sandow glares at Desmond Wolfe, as if to imply Wolfe once again made a slow count. However, Wolfe was again being fair, and Sandow’s pleas fall on deaf ears.
Jim Ross: WHAT A JOKE! Your Enlightened Saviour’s nearly pulled a fast on there. How did they manage to plan for Batista’s theme to play just then, to not only save Sandow from being covered for the one, two, three but also give him the chance to hit his finisher and close the match out himself.
Piper: They have their ways JR, they are a great team, and I’m sure this will of all been planned since the day this match was announced. Not only that, but neither of these guys want to be fired, so they’ll do anything they can to retain their tag titles and what they did then, was well within the rules!
Sandow has given up pleading with Wolfe, and is now stomping down on Samoa Joe, with the intent to do as much damage to his opponent as possible. The crowd boo, as Sandow just unleashes all his anger on the venerable Samoa Joe, by continuing to stamp down on his body, and especially targeting his head. Wolfe has had enough, and rightfully uses the power he is entitled to, as he pulls Sandow away from Joe, and forces him into a neutral corner to have a strong word with him. Sandow is adamant he’s done nothing wrong, but Wolfe is doing his job and tells Sandow he ‘stomped down on Joe too much’, Sandow shakes his head, as Wolfe finally lets him out of the corner. Joe is on his feet once more, but he doesn’t see Sandow charging towards him, and he’s taken out by a crisp clothesline, which sends him to the canvas, much to the delight of Sandow’s partner Daniel Bryan who screams ‘YES YES YES!’, delighted at the fact his partner now has full control. As Joe lies motionless on the canvas, Sandow rushes towards the ropes, bounces off them, before hitting Joe with connecting with a Knee Drop to Joe’s chest area. Joe is in extreme pain and begins to violently cough, due to the fact the knee drop really caught him in the chest. Sandow laughs as the crowd boo his actions, he doesn’t care, and he lifts Joe up and hits him with a nice clean German Suplex. Sandow is in control here, and he stands over Joe, twirls his arm around before driving his elbow to the face of Joe as he hits the Elbow of Disdain. Bryan signals for Sandow to make the tag, Sandow feels his done his job, so he walks to the corner and tags his partner in. Wolfe screams ‘TAG’ as Bryan enters the ring and Sandow exits. Bryan screams yes, as he leaps on the top rope, and waits for Joe to get to his feet. As soon as Joe gets to his feet Bryan leaps off and hits Joe with a dropkick, which sends the big man to the mat with a thud. Bryan is quick to his feet as he continues the offense on Joe, by guiding him to his feet, before hitting him with a snap suplex, followed by a German suplex. Bryan is in the zone, and be begins stomping down on Joe’s face. In a typical heelish tactic, Bryan stomps his boot in in Joe’s face once more, but instead of lifting it up, he forces it down into Joe’s face and leaves an imprint of his Boot in his face. Wolfe screams ‘enough is enough’ as Bryan steps away, he is warned by the special guest referee, to cut it out and stop taking things too far. Bryan doesn’t look pleased with being warned, but he doesn’t allow himself to get distracted and he drags Joe to the corner before climbing the top rope. Bryan dives head first off the tope rope, going for a diving head-butt, but Joe moves out of the way, and Bryan lands face first on the mat as the crowd let out a massive ‘OHHHH’. Joe is still pretty drained, but he manages to stand up and tag Sting in Wolfe screams ‘TAG’ as the two members of black and white machine discuss their next move. Bryan is still recovering in the centre of the ring, as Sandow wills him on, Black and White Machine begin to carry out their next move, as Joe orders Sting, who is now the legal man over to Bryan as he climbs the top rope. Sting guides a dazed Bryan to his feet, and props him up for Joe who’s poised ready to strike from the top rope. Joe leaps off the rope, and goes for a dropkick on Bryan, but Bryan manages to shove Sting away, and move out of the way him self, which leads to Joe instead connecting with Desmond Wolfe who was perhaps poorly positioned right behind both Bryan and Sting.
Jim Ross: BAWH GOD! Samoa Joe just accidentally took our Special Guest referee.
Piper: The moron shouldn’t of been positioned the way he was like a dork then should he Jim?
Jim Ross: Oh lay off it Piper. Wolfe has done a great job so far, and it was just a mistake god damnit!
Joe looks distraught, as he checks on Wolfe to try and get him to move, but Wolfe is severely concussed, and doesn’t look like he’s moving anywhere soon. Sandow capitalizes on this, as he drops to the outside, pulls a chair out from under the ring, slides in the ring, and cracks both Sting and Joe with the chair in quick succession. He then leaves Bryan to deal with Sting, considering he is the legal man, and bundles Joe to the outside as he begins to beat him down. It’s utter chaos in and around the ring, with Wolfe down, and both Sting and Joe the recipients of chair shots, Your Enlightened Saviours seem to have the upper hand as they begin to beat down their opponents some more. Sting still has some life in him, and whilst Sandow is in clear control of Samoa Joe, Sting begins to find some fight and as Bryan guides Sting to his feet, Sting chops Bryan’s arm away and hits him with a clean right hand that catches Bryan off guard. Bryan didn’t expect Sting to recover from the chair shot so well, and before he has the chance to get a punch in himself, Sting hits him with a nice flurry of jabs, much to the delight of the fans. Bryan isn’t going to stand down though, and he manages to respond to Sting’s punches with some of his own. Every time Sting hits a punch the crowd scream ‘YES’, and every time Bryan connects with a punch the crowd scream ‘NO’, whist Bryan screams ‘YES’. On the outside, Sandow is still in control, as he sets Samoa Joe up against the barrier, which separates the ring area and the fans. Joe is in a seated position and Sandow takes a large amount of steps back, before running at Joe at speed. Sandow goes to hit Joe with his right knee first, but Joe manages to move out of the way, and Sandow’s knee cracks against the barrier with force. Joe smiles, he’s still in a lot of pain, but he knows he’s got the upper hand right now. As Sting and Bryan continue to brawl in the middle of the ring, Joe double checks that Wolfe is still down to make sure he doesn’t get in bother for what he’s about to do. He then bundles Sandow onto the RAW announcers table, before climbing on it himself. He lifts Sandow up, braces himself, before running along the RAW announcers table, straight onto the Smackdown one, before using his momentum to leap up and hit Sandow with a Muscle Buster through the Spanish announcers table!!! A ‘Holy Shit’ chant starts, as both men lay motionless in the wreckage.
JR: OH MY GOD! That was unreal!
Piper: Sandow just paid the price for taking out Joe with a chair there! That poor Spanish announce table!
JR: I think these two are done, let’s focus on the action in the ring Hot Rod, these two men have been brawling for what seems like forever now, and neither one of them can seem to get the upper hand!
Sting manages to catch Bryan off guard with a clean right hook, and as Bryan stumbles back in pain, Sting grabs him and locks him in position for Scorpion Death Drop as Wolfe begins to get to his feet. The crowd go nuts, but their cheers soon to boos, as Bryan manages to back flip over Sting’s shoulder into a sit out bringing Sting down to the canvas and into the LaBell lock. Bryan doesn’t shout yes or anything in that nature, he just forces the hold in tighter as Wolfe gains more senses and begins to shout in the face of Daniel Bryanm as Sting tries to do what he can to get out of the hold. Wolfe is clearly heard screaming ‘BREAK THE HOLD DANIEL, BREAK IT!’, but this only seems to serve as fuel to Bryans fire as he locks the hold in even tighter. Bryan grimaces as he locks the hold even tighter, as Wolfe screams ‘I WANT YOU OFF MY BRAND, YOU BASTARD, RIGHT IN THE FACE OF BRYAN’. Again Bryan doesn’t move and as Wolfe violently smashes the mat with his fists to try and will Sting on, the hold is locked in even tighter, and Sting has no option but to tap out. Wolfe is pissed off that he didn't manage to psych Bryan out, but he is fair and signals for the bell to be called.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentleman, Daniel Bryan just forced Sting to submit, therefore your winners, and still UWF Tag Team Champions, Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow; Your Enlightened Saviours!
Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet and looks at Desmond Wolfe, Damien Sandow and Samoa Joe are both out on the outside, while Sting is down in the middle of the ring. Daniel Bryan gets straight into the face of Desmond Wolfe and screams "YES! YES! YES!" as Desmond Wolfe snarls back, Daniel Bryan continues to scream at Desmond Wolfe to lift his hand. Daniel Bryan and Wolfe lock eyes for a few seconds before Desmond Wolfe grabs the wrist of Daniel Bryan and throws it up into the air, as the fans go ballistic in jeers as Desmond Wolfe drops to the canvas and walks up the entrance ramp and points at Daniel Bryan and screams "IT'S NOT OVER!".
We go backstage where Todd Grisham is there with Batista.
Todd Grisham: Hello folks, with me now 'The Animal' Batista! Tonight shapes to be one of your biggest match in your career, another multi-man match. Thats two pay-per-views in a row where you've been in this kind of match involving ladders. What's going through your mind right now?
Batista: It doesn't matter what kind of match I'm put in, the result is always the same... Someone will get hurt. This will mark the last time I'm in a multi-man match for a long time, I'm confident that tonight I will grab that briefcase and walk away with it. If I do win, I know exactly who I want to cash it on.
Todd Grisham: Who might that be?
Batista: Do you really think I'd be that stupid? To tell you idiots when I'd cash in, IF I win that briefcase? I'd never tell anybody.
Todd Grisham: Well tonight you're going into the Money In The Bank, over the past few months in UWF you've been dominant enough to put people through pain and out of action... Do you think Dean Ambrose will be here tonight?
Batista: I'd be hoping security's smart enough to keep him in hospital where he belongs... If he's here... He's going to get hurt... Trust me.
Batista leaves the scene as the camera turns back into the ring.
SORRY...ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!
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The fans fill the arena with cheers as the theme song of James Storm hits the PA system. The Cowboy is seen walking through the curtain with a beer bottle in one hand.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first from Lepers Fort Tennessee, The Cowboy James Storm!
Storm smiles through his top hat and glasses before turning towards the entrance way and motioning and out comes Raw General Manager Teddy Long. The crowd cheers as Long and Storm hit the ring together preparing for their big time match.
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Justin Roberts: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by JBK, from Toronto Ontario Canada, Robert Roode!
The NWA Champion comes out to massive heat as he just smiles as he fixes the NWA title that is on his shoulder. JBL looks like a million arrogant bucks proud to be walking out with his first overall pick for the NXT brand. Roode looks smug as he begins walking down to the ring.
Cole: And I can't help it but I don't weather to be happy or mad that Robert Roode has joined up with JBL and will be heading to the NXT!
King: He calls himself the leader of the New Generation Michael, and isn't that all what JBL's plan is all about. We all know Roode can't hack it on Raw and James Storm will send him packing and hopefully get that dumb look off his face.
Robert Roode makes his way down the entrance ramp and up the steps into the ring as JBL walks around the ring not taking his eyes off of Teddy Long who looks comfortable and not intimidated at all by the brash Millionaire. Storm looks ready to go in the ring as Roode throws up his NWA Championship for all the world to see before turning around and Storm has moved in looking for the Last Call Superkick but Roode has it well scouted and dodges it exiting the ring. The official calls for the bell.
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Cole: Roode almost got beat there in record time King, only at the last second did he manage to get out of the way of that Last Call Superkick.
King: You got to hand it to Robert Roode, he's done his scouting so far in this match.
Roode stands on the outside of the ring shouting at the official to do a better job to which Storm brushes off. Teddy claps his hands, “You are already in his head playa!†Storm backs off not wanting to waste time as he’s had to wait weeks to get his hands on Roode. Old Robert steps into the ring looking confident after surviving the close call from his former tag team partner. The two go for a lock up, but Storm is just that much quicker then Roode who moves around Roode so he has the NWA champion from behind. Roode goes for an elbow, exactly what Storm was hoping and ducks it leaving Roode’s midsection vulnerable for a sharp kick in the gut. Storm drives a big right hand into Roode’s skull, but Roode fires back with one of his own. Storm answers back and it becomes a slugfest between the two former partners. The crowd cheers everytime Storm lands a punch, while they boo loudly everytime Roode lands one. It is Storm and his brawling background that eventually win out as his assault sends Roode into the corner. Roode is hurting as Storm unleashes a knife edge chop onto Roode. The crowd cheers as the cowboy is in control in the early going by unleashing a second knife edge chop.
Cole: I don’t think JBL expected the beginning of this match to go this way when he signed Robert Roode as his number one pick King.
King: James Storm is showing that big mouth JBL and the rest of those traitors in the locker room just what a big mistake they made.
Storm grabs Roode by the head and brings himself out of the corner so that Storm can place himself there, Storm sits on the turnbuckle before positioning Roode into an inverted DDT hold. Roode knows what Storm is planning and manages to get a right hand into Storm’s face. Storm is stunned and Roode gets back to an upright position before driving another right hand into the face of Storm. The Cowboy is dazed and Roode backs off of him to pander to the crowd, mocking them, the psyche of JBL’s face of the brand has clearly lost it. He turns back towards the Cowboy who was not as out as Roode thought he was and Storm comes down on top of Roode with a double axe handle from the second rope. The crowd cheer as Storm goes for the cover.
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Roode kicks out!
Storm throws the hair out of his face as he brings Roode back to a vertical basis and nails him with another right hand. Storm sends Roode off the ropes hoping to continue to build up momentum but Roode counters sending Storm off the ropes, Storm has no time to react as he comes back right into the open arm of Roode who drops his former friend with a clothesline. Roode looks really unhappy with himself as he wipes the hair out of his eyes. He looks at Storm and instead of pinning him grabs his throat and begins choking out the cowboy to the jeers of the crowd. Referee Mike Chioda immediately steps in and begins counting the 5 count and only at the absolute millisecond does Roode get off of his former friend. The official begins screaming at Roode as the camera shows JBL at ringside shouting, “Let them fight!â€
King: We’ve talked awhile now about how personal this match would be for both men, and right there I think we saw Roode’s feelings towards his former best friend.
Cole: There have been a lot of betrayals in the past in this business, the Rockers, the Hardys, the Dudleys. It always makes for a bitter match.
“Get up Cowboy! Get up!†Roode screams at Storm as the Cowboy tries his damndest to get back to his feet. Roode waits and grabs Storm by the neck and looks like he wants to send Storm to the mat with a neckbreaker but Storm isn’t going to let that happen as Storm uses his strength to send Roode into the corner in the corner the official does his job and breaks the two men up, much to the delight of Teddy Long. “Better officiating than that World Title Match.†Teddy is heard speaking to Justin Roberts. Roode not wanting to get disqualified throws up his arms and Storm backs up to the opposite corner. Once the official is done with Roode, Roode quickly rushes after Storm who looks hurt in the corner. The crowd cheers wildly as Roode begins rushing Storm and Storm prepares to strike but Roode stops just in the nick of time and the Last Call Superkick hits dead air. Unable to fully stop his momentum and not wanting to open himself up to a second attack Roode drops to the ground and rolls out of the ring. Roode gets up on the outside of the ring and points to his head trying to tell the crowd how smart he is to have seen the Last Call Superkick coming. He isn’t smart enough however to notice Storm come up to the ropes and wait. Roode turns around and Storm leaps over the top rope and comes down right on top of Roode to a nice ovation from the sold out crowd!
King: I didn’t know Cowboys could fly Cole! What a big time move by the Cowboy!
Cole: But again Roode managed to get out of the way of the superkick, if Storm isn’t able to hit that how exactly is he going to defeat Robert Roode?
Storm gets up first and flicks his hair out of his eyes before with a look of both intensity and anger grabs his opponent and drags him to his feet. Storm of course is angry and rightly so as he takes Roode’s head and drives it hard into the steel ring steps. Storm isn’t done there as he sends Roode’s head into the steel steps a second time, before finally a third time. Storm isn’t done with that as the anger of the Cowboy is at its highest. He just takes Roode by his head backs up and grabs his trunks before going nuts and shoving Roode shoulder first into the steel steps. Not wanting for the match to end in a count out Storm slides into the ring and back out. Roode of course is hurting as JBL begins yelling at the official but Storm isn’t doing anything wrong. Storm picks up Roode and brings him over to the announce table, right in front of Cole and King before taking Roode’s head and again sending it into the table, jarring the brains of the NWA Champion.
Cole: I’m standing right here and let me tell you folks, these shots into the table are not love taps King!
King: I’ve never seen in all my year’s bounce off this table with that much force Cole!
Storm slides back into the ring for a second time breaking up the ten count before again hopping outside of the ring right back towards Roode who is trying to get to his feet holding his head. Storm is on him quickly and drives a fist into the already banged up head of Roode, before he lifts up his partner into the air and brings him down chin first onto the announce table. Storm is fired up now and the crowd cheer as the man from Tennessee is in firm control of the match. Roode somehow manages to begin crawling away and Storm isn’t going to let that happen as he grabs the NWA Champion and brings him back to his feet before shoving his former tag team partner into the ring. Storm follows swiftly and Roode stands up and Storm is waiting before driving Roode to the mat with a double knee facebuster, Roode however doesn’t fall down but another shot to his head is not what he needs as he is dazed on his feet. Storm shoots back up to his feet the crowd is pumped as Storm comes up from behind Roode and nails him with a double knee backbreaker. This time Roode doesn’t get up and just lays there in the center of the ring as Storm goes for the cover.
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Roode gets a shoulder up!
Cole: Impressive wherewithal from Storm to notice the facebuster didn’t do the job to quickly capitalize with a backbreaker and almost won this match-up which I believe is now a Raw v. NXT match up!
King: I am really impressed with James Storm so far. I’m actually quite glad he is representing Raw here in this impromptu brand v. brand match.
JBL has taken off his hat in a fit trying to get Roode back to his feet. Storm wants Roode to get up and face the music as Storm has taken refuge in the corner and begins stomping wildly signaling the Last Call Superkick is coming. Storm has worked on Roode’s head and Roode may have suffered a concussion and Storm won’t be satisfied until he takes Roode’s head off. Roode is really slow to his feet as Long claps everytime Storm’s foot hits the mat as the crowd claps with him. Roode finally gets to his feet and the fans get to their feet as Storm waits and then pounces. He shoots out his leg looking for the Last Call and the Ft. Lauderdale crowd can’t believe it as Roode catches Storm’s foot in his hands. He brings Storm’s foot down so Storm is hobbling on one leg. “I told you, you couldn’t pull it on me. Sorry about your da…†Roode’s jab at Storm is interrupted by Storm bringing up his other foot and nailing Roode in the face with an enziguri! The crowd goes nuts as Roode falls to the mat dazed and confused. Storm throws up his hand to the skies getting the crowd behind him. “Bobby I ain’t only going to beat you, I’ma gonna Put you down!†Storm mocks the last words Roode said to him in their trash talking session before Storm, pissed off and angry grabs Roode’s legs and brings them up and spreads them before placing his leg through them and turning Roode around onto his stomach completing the Sharpshooter! The crowd goes absolutely bonkers as Storm has Bobby Roode in the center of the ring in the submission hold. “I told you I was gonna hurt you Bobby!†Storm is heard saying as he applies the pressure of the move onto Roode’s lower back. Roode screams in agony as now his lower back is being tormented to go with an already banged up head. Storm just locks it in and is practically sitting on top of Roode who is screaming trying desperately to move and get to the ropes. He begins crawling, closer and closer, with all the “champion†can muster, he gets within inches of that precious bottom rope he can feel it now almost taste it, when suddenly Storm gets up and drags him back to near the middle of the ring and the crowd goes nuts.
Cole: Robert Roode was so close to the bottom rope and just as he was about to save the match up for himself Storm brings him back out to the center of the ring and I have to say King, I don’t know how much the NWA champion has left.
King: I’m going to say it as plain as day Cole. Thanks for coming NXT, but Raw is the dominant brand here in UWF!
Surprisingly after the beating Roode has taken so far in this match-up he is not giving up! Storm is a little surprised as Roode struggles to get back to the ropes as Storm increases the pressure. The crowd wants Roode to tap, how humiliating would it be if Roode were to tap here. JBL knows his precious commodity tapping here would be extremely bad for his business venture and so he reaches out to the grasping for straws arm of Roode and pulls him to the ropes where Roode begins to hang on for dear life. The official having his back turned towards the whole thing immediately calls for a break. Storm however did not have his back turned and saw what JBL did. He holds onto the Sharpshooter for several more seconds until Chioda gets to a 4.5 count. Once he lets go he immediately heads over to the ropes where he begins an argument with JBL. “You want some of this why don’t chu step in ma ring!†Storm begins motioning for JBL to get into the ring and the crowd love the idea! JBL plays it off, obviously he is a coward. “I am a Wrestling God! I don’t get out of bed for stupid alcoholic rednecks like you.†JBL retorts back. Storm again offers the middle rope for JBL to step in, but the self made millionaire stands his ground not taking the bait. “You yella!†Storm yells at JBL shaking his head in disgust before spitting at JBL’s feet. JBL is not happy one bit with Storm’s attitude and tries to get Chioda’s attention, but Chioda just shrugs as there is nothing he can do. Storm turns back to Robert who is holding his back using the ropes to get to his feet, Roode is clearly unhappy with how things have gone so far in this match up as it has mostly been all Storm so far. Storm turns around and lifts Storm up on his shoulders as the crowd goes nuts as Storm is looking to connect with the Eight Second Ride, but Roode realizes this is do or die, and knowing Storm as well as he does he waits till Storm shifts his weight and Roode drives himself back to his feet, Storm is thrown off by the move and Roode is able send Storm face first into the mat, grabbing Storm’s arm and begins trying to break it as he locks in the Fujiwara Armbar! The whole stadium begins to boo, except for of course JBL!
Cole: And now Roode has locked in that devastating Armbar, and with how this match is going in both physicality and its mentality, I could see Storm having his arm broken here.
King: Roode is desperate Cole, you can see it in his eyes, this may be Roode’s last chance to capitalize here as this match has been all Storm up to this point.
It is clear within the first seconds of the maneuver that Roode is indeed trying to break Storm’s arm, but Storm has managed to position himself in such a way that Roode would have to bend back incredibly far to break it. However there is still plenty of pressure thrown on with this move and Roode is a master of submissions, particularly the arm area as he intends cold heartedly to rip Storm’s arm out of the socket. Storm screams in agony, but while the Cowboy may be many things a quitter is NOT one of them and he continues to fight, until he is only but a matter of inches from the ropes. Roode ups the pressure as the official is right on the spot asking Storm if he quits to which the Cowboy responds, “What kind of Cowboy do you think I am? Dallas?†All while fighting off the pain he is clearly in as Roode has his arm torque in a nasty way. The official goes to change positions and in that moment the General Manager of Raw makes his move, grabbing Storm’s arm and bringing it onto the ropes mimicking what JBL did for his superstar only moments earlier. Everyone goes nuts for Teddy as he stands up for his loyal boy from Raw. The ref sees it as he comes into position and calls for the hold to be broken. Roode is furious as Long acts all innocent, much to the chagrin of JBL.
Cole: I’ve never been more proud to call myself the voice of Monday Night Raw than I am right now. Teddy Long standing up for everyone on the Raw brand right there and taking it to the traitor Roode, and the very annoying John Bradshaw Layfield.
King: We saw Desmond Wolfe get involved in his match earlier and cost his man the match, but on Raw our General Manager always gets his calls exactly right!
JBL begins calling foul but the official is ignoring him. Roode stands up and begins to argue with Chioda trying to tell him Long helped Storm get to the ropes but Chioda isn’t having any of it! JBL is livid as he heads over to the announce table and grabs the NWA Championship belt from the timekeeper clearly up to no good. He quickly tosses it into the ring before climbing up on the apron. The official sees JBL attempting to come into the ring and gets between JBL and the ring. Just as JBL had hoped for as Chioda is arguing with JBL, Roode picks up his Championship belt and waits. Storm is in the corner getting to his feet as Long begins warning Storm about Roode waiting to bring him down with the title belt. Roode smiles as if he knows something we don’t and begins charging, Storm lashes out with the Last Call Superkick but again Roode isn’t there. Instead Roode had seen it coming a mile away and stopped in his tracks before Storm even put his foot up in the air. Storm looks up to see where Roode went and finds his vision covered by the NWA championship as it connects with his forehead. Storm falls to the mat hard and Roode does away with the evidence as JBL gets off the ropes. The official turns and out of position begins the count.
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Teddy Long has taken Storm’s foot and put on the bottom rope and again the crowd goes wild.
King: I think its time for Storm to retire that Last Call Superkick Cole, because it if wasn’t for Teddy Long it would have easily cost him the match up!
Cole: I’m pretty sure King it would have been the blatant cheating of Roode and the NXT Mastermind JBL that would have done it but perhaps you are right!
JBL sees what Teddy has done and rushes up to Teddy getting right into the General Manager’s face. “Its all fair playa. Anything you can do, Raw can do better.†JBL doesn’t like this answer from Teddy and shoves the Raw General Manager just enough to make a point. Long isn’t going to take that shit however and shoves JBL right back. JBL is so surprised by Long’s aggressive response the shove sends him falling to the floor to one of the largest pops of the night! JBL quickly squirms away embarrassed to say the least. Meanwhile in the ring Roode has decided to take out his frustrations on Storm, mounting him and driving big right hands into the Cowboy’s skull. Roode is forced off by Chioda who is just doing his job and the camera’s zoom in on Storm who it is now clear as blood has begun flowing down his face.
Cole: Oh god no, James Storm has been cut open here. Suddenly the feeling in this match has drastically changed here.
King: I hate the sight of blood, Michael. It usually means bad things are ahead!
Roode stands at the opposite corner of the ring begging the Cowboy to get to his feet. Somehow through the pain and the blood Storm begins getting to his feet. Even Long is on the outside worried about his superstar, and the crowd is worried of what is going to come should Storm get to his feet. Storm gets to his feet anyway, groggy and a mess, and Roode just smiles as he kicks Storm in the gut and hooks his leg in a suplex before connecting with the Pay Off! The crowd begin to boo hating to see the end of a great match end this way.
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Storm kicks out to the shocked sold out Florida crowd.
Cole: I can’t believe what I am seeing. A bloody, battered James Storm kicks out of the Pay Off. Robert Roode has to be wondering what it is going to take to win this match up.
King: Hopefully for our sake on Raw the adage Cheaters never win is true Cole. And I think James Storm is the man to prove it!
Roode has lost it and has begun throwing a fit pulling on his locks and pounding the mat in frustration. He looks around himself and seeing there is absolutely nothing around he screams to JBL to get him something. JBL wanting to win and finish off what is already a great night for the NXT heads over to the timekeepers table and throws Justin Roberts right off of his chair. JBL folds the chair Roberts was sitting on and turns around looking to bring it to the ring. Chioda sees it and shouts out to JBL, “you bring that in here, I’m tossing you, you understand me.†JBL calls Chioda’s bluff and tosses the chair to Roode which Roode catches in stride. Chioda warned him and was not bluffing for as soon as Roode turns around Chioda tosses JBL out and the Ft Lauderdale crowd goes nuts! Roode gets in the officials face not happy about the call, while JBL hops up to the apron. “You take care of the redneck, I got this joke of an official.†JBL tells Roode. Roode nods his head and turns around right into a massive spear from Storm who had used the distraction to collect some more strength.
Cole: It looks like it is going to be a bad night for NXT as JBL has just been thrown out and now Storm has somehow come back into this match up. If Storm can just hit that one big move!
King: But he’s tried the Last Call so many times and failed Cole, what else could he do!
JBL is still arguing with the official and Teddy Long has seen enough. He comes over and grabs JBL’s legs and takes them out sending JBL crashing to the floor. Long is tired of JBL trying to screw Raw over as it has done much of the night and begins pounding away on JBL and the crowd is really hot for this turn of events. Even though Teddy looks weak with his kicks and punches the onslaught has managed to keep JBL off of his toes.
Cole: Are you kidding me King? Look at Teddy go, unleashing on JBL!
King: Go Teddy Go! Show JBL why he will never in a million years, with new talent or not ever surpass the original UWF Program!
Chioda doesn’t want either man, seeing as neither is an active competitor, to be harmed as their shows would have a Desmond Wolfe scenario and he immediately goes out to try and break it up, leaving the two former friends now bitter enemies alone without supervision! Storm is up on his feet and the crowd is really fired up as Storm grabs the chair Roode had brought into the ring moments earlier. With a sick look on his face he stands in the middle of the ring before placing the chair down and unfolding it so the chair is in its seated position. The crowd isn’t sure what Storm is going to do until he points to Roode who is trying to get to his feet. Roode does and Storm looks like he is going to nail Roode with the Last Call, and that is exactly what Storm wanted Roode to do, for as Roode backs up Storm speeds up and clotheslines Roode to the mat. No one is sure what Storm is going to do as a groggy Roode gets to his feet and then it becomes apparent. Storm grabs Roode and brings him up in Storm’s second less known finisher, the Eye of the Storm! Storm begins eyeing the chair in the center of the ring madly to the delight of the crowd.
Cole: The Eye of the Storm, a crucifix toss, I forgot all about this move.
King: Storm does this on the chair which is what I’m thinking he’s going to do could end the career of Robert Roode, how much of a blow would that be to the NXT!?
Storm brings Roode over to where Storm can send Roode crashing through the chair and he begins spinning, the crowd can’t wait to see it. However as quick as a hiccup Roode fights out of it and back to his feet, Storm continues circling thanks to his momentum. A terrible and fatal mistake as Roode is able to wait until Storm finishes, Storm is dizzy and off balance which allows Roode to lift Storm up in the Double R Spinebuster and send his spine straight down on the seated chair. The chair implodes under the weight and force, as Roode said in his trashtalks he might have just broken Storm’s back. Outside of the ring security has come out to pry Long and JBL away from each other. Roode quickly tosses what is left of the chair out of the ring before he yells for Chioda to get his ass back in the ring. Unaware of what just transpired, Chioda slides into the ring and begins the count.
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Cole: Oh no! Not this way!
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King: I think Storm literally may be like that chair, broken in half!
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Cole: Damn them!
Here is your winner representing the NXT: Robert Roode!
The Summerslam crowd is in an absolute uproar as some fans begin throwing their drinks into the ring. Robert Roode gets off of Storm who isn’t moving and Chioda immediately begins to call for help! As medical personnal begin to attend to Storm, JBL comes into the ring with the discarded NWA Championship and hands it to Roode who holds it up for all the World to see. The crowd begin to jeer Roode as he doesn’t want to waste anymore time with the Fort Lauderdale crowd that doesn’t appreciate greatness. He and the Wrestling God exit the ring and head up the ramp, having cemented the date the NXT has come to the UWF!
Cole: What a brutal match-up between this men King. Some would say this was just simply barbaric.
King: James Storm may be paralyzed from the waist down. This is horrifying!
The officials begin checking Storm as Roode’s entrance music finishes leaving the audience in silence worried about Storm. However this is the Cowboy James Storm, a mean old son of a bitch who with the assistance of medical personal sits up and stays up! People go nuts as Storm is done there as he gets to his feet and with the help of two or three medical personal begins walking out of the ring. The crowd gives a massive ovation for Storm who once out of the ring tells the medical personal to back off. They do and the Cowboy begins walking up the ramp!
Cole: My god James Storm is walking out of here. I thought for sure he was paralyzed or something worse after that chair, but he is walking out of Summerslam on his own two feet.
King: James Storm may have lost the match Cole, but James Storm has truly won something even greater here tonight, the respect of every person in the UWF universe.
Storm throws his hands up in the air at the top of the ramp he is bloody and damn sure sore, but he holds his head high clearly only a loser in the record books as UWF Summerslam heads to its last segment of the evening.
Dean Ambrose is still waiting outside and yelling as a big crowd is gathering around.
Dean Ambrose
You see UWF! The people are with me! Even people with tickets to the event are here with me because they‘d rather see me out here than those vanilla cut outs in there! All I ask is to see the General Manager! I‘m sure we can sort this whole thing ou-
Just then Desmond Wolfe walks out as security makes way for him. He walks right up to Dean Ambrose and looks him straight in the eye. They stand there staring at each other for a good while before Desmond nods his head as Ambrose does the same. Security moves out of the way as Ambrose follows Desmond into the arena.
The camera zooms out and away from the Smackdown Money in the Bank briefcase and begins to pans around ringside, showing all the Tables, Ladders and Chairs as Lillian Gracia introduces the match.
Lillian Gracia: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is Smackdown's Main Event of the evening and is a Six Man, Tables, Ladders & Chairs match for the Smackdown Money in the Bank Briefcase; which contains a contract for a title match for up to one year.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!
Lillian Gracia: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 241 lb, he is the Rated R Superstar... EDGE!
The fans erupt into a ruckus of cheers as Metalingus by Alter Bridge hits the PA system, after a few moments, Edge storms out onto the Summerslam staging to be met with even louder cheers, noticebly he is still a bit battered and bruised from his encounter with YES but that doesn't stop him doing his signature pyros.
Jim Ross: Really, in the weeks leading up to this match, Edge has been the most open about using the tools avaliable to him, particularly in his match against Damien Sandow but the real story here tonight is how will Edge and Jeff Hardy get along tonight; it's been a turbulent relationship to say the least and folks you gotta wonder how heated will things between the two of them be?
The pyros go off with a bang as Edge walks past down the entrance ramp, Edge isn't interested in high five any of the fans, never the less, Edge slides into ring before climbing to his feet and rushing over to the farest turnbuckle and do another Rated R pose as the next Superstar makes his arrival.
OOOHHHH RADDDIOOOOOOO!
Lillian Gracia: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 214 lb, he is the Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder!
The fans give a huge pop to Zack Ryder as he casually struts out onto the titantron will a cool, calm collected look on his face, chuckling away, he begins to make his way down the entrance ramp, high fiving the fans and being a cool guy.
Jim Ross: Zack Ryder is really the dark horse in this match up, while he has been on a bit of a bad run, Ryder has managed to pull two big time victories over two of them in this match, Jeff Hardy & Bray Wyatt but you have to think Ryder, is Zack Ryder up for the challenge in front of him?
Roddy Piper: JR, Zack Ryder has done nothing but annoy me but impress me, he could very well be the dark horse in this match but it all depends on how serious Ryder takes this encounter.
Zack Ryder looks at the table with the three chairs at the bottom of the entrance ramp and runs his hand across one to see how hard the cold steel is before leaping up onto the turnbuckle, staring down with Edge for a moment before climbing the closet turnbuckle and doing his signature pose while yelling at the fans "Woo, woo, woo!" Ryder then leaps down into the ring as the next particant enters the match.
BOOYAKA, BOOYAKA 619!
Lillian Gracia: And their opponent, hailing from Planet Justice, presenting the Justice League, weighing 165 lbs, Rey Mysterio!
Rey Mysterio springboards out of the ground as the fans erupt, Rey Mysterio is wearing an Ironman-Esque attire this time around, no Fonzie or Rob Van Dam with Rey Mysterio as he stands on top of the titantron and points both hands up at the sky, sending a wave of white fireworks off going across the staging and backwards towards him.
Mysterio then marching down the entrance ramp, making sure to high-five every single fan he walks past before sliding into the ring, Rey Mysterio rushes across the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle as JR gives his thoughts on Rey Mysterio.
Jim Ross: Tonight, somethings have gone the way they planned for the Justice League, somethings haven't but I'm sure Rey Mysterio will be looking to end things on a high for him tonight; with Rey Mysterio speed and durability, he's got be one of the hot favourites to win this match, right Roddy?
Roddy Piper: JR, Rey Mysterio has to be quick on his feet and take any split second he has to climb that ladder, if he can use his speed to scale those ladders, he'll be in with one hell of a shot.
Rey Mysterio leaps down off the turnbuckle as the Hillbilly slow Country Music of Bray Wyatt hits the PA system.
Bray Wyatt: People I have came to save you, your saviour, Bray Wyatt is here.
The good mood of the fans quickly change as "Broken Out In Love" by Mark Crozer & The Rels hits the PA system and it's only a matter of moments before Bray Wyatt casually walks out from the backstage with Big Cousin Eli Cottenwood behind, Bray Wyatt annoying has a microphone in his hand as he begins to speak.
Bray Wyatt: The past is in the past and I am past, and the past has come to pass. The present is now, here and now, and I am present, in the present and the future is also now and I AM, the future. I am everywhere, man and I am everything. Brothers and Sisters we are congregated here for not one but two reasons. Firstly, of course, you're all here for Summerslam!... and that's just fantastic. However, this is not just a wrestling event, this is not just a 'show' put on for all of you, man, this is the changing of the guard, this is the future BECOMING the present, this is all that has past being erased and the long dormant sun being replaced with a newer, fresher, brighter star. A star so bright it can be seen on earth from the heavens... that star in the heavens is Bray Wyatt. And I come from the heavens specifically to change the guard. That old guard which has turned all y'all and yer brains to turn to mush, broken, pointless masses of corrupted thoughts and MORAL MONSTERS.. I am here to assemble you ALL back together with LOVE, real love. Love you can reach out and touch, love that will come to you and hit you with so much force that you will ALL be forced to believe in Bray Wyatt. And in return?... well I can promise you all that good things come to those who believe in me, good things come to those who believe in Bray Wyatt.
Their is a mixed reaction, Bray Wyatt has a small following in the crowd it seems, but it is soon drowned out completely by boos, which quieten down as Bray continues.
Which is why I find it kinda strange why people choose not to believe in me, man. Am I some kind of monster?. Maybe. But am I more of a monster than any of the men that I stand shoulder to shoulder with, not only in this match but in everyday life. Am I as much as these politicians who feed you lies everyday so you will vote for them?, huh?, am I more of a monster than the murderers, rapists and paedophiles that stalk this world like animals... well maybe to some of you I am, because I tell the simple truth that this world is about to end. The bible talks about the four horsemen in Revelations, man, they were named Conquest... War... Famine. Then there is the Pale Horse, and on that pale horse they say is death. Well the prophecy is to be interpreted as you will... but you better all start believing that I am the pale rider. The man upon that pale horse's name is Wyatt and he is the harbinger of Judgement Day. I, Bray Wyatt will bring about the end of this world. But brother and sisters need not fear this end, for they will be SAVED, they will be SPARED... but those non-believers, those who say Bray Wyatt's nothin' more than a zealot, a crazy man... well, man... they will burn and they will become little more than a composite of the ashes that will be left behind in these end times and my family, my brothers and my sisters will dance on these ashes.
Bray sits on the ring steps and continues on with his speech.
It's open to interpretation... I'm leavin' it open to your minds... you decide whether or not I really am bringing about the literal end of this human world or whether I am bringing about the new chapter. Because really, I am uncertain. I don't know what could happen if indeed I were to climb that ladder and unhook the breifcase... this world could descend into chaos... fires could burn, waters could rise and the world could be plunged into an era of darkness that it has not yet faced under my watchful, judging eye. Or the page could be turned in this book of life and it could be joyful, man, it could be great. Magical. The world and it's residents could wrap their arms around Bray Wyatt and feel his love, feel what Bray Wyatt has to offer them as we look into that sweet, white light of heaven. They could link arm in arm with my bretheren in my congregation and they could BELIEVE. Believe in Bray Wyatt. It's up to y'all... even them men in this match, they could choose to finally believe, truly believe in their hearts that Bray Wyatt is exactly like he says he is. An Angel in The Dirt. Or they could continue to deny the truth and send themselves into a pit of self-loathing, torment and enter the hell that I once also walked through. Difference is, they don't have the divinity that I hold to walk through this darkness and re-enter the light as THE brightest light in the known universe.
Bray stands up as his tone becomes more intense. He begins to shout more than speak.
SO PEOPLE!... do you BELIEVE in Bray Wyatt?!. Whatever your answer is, I do wish for you all to rethink after this match... and remember that good things come to those who believe in Bray Wyatt and when I become 'Mister Money in The Bank', I can promise bigger and brighter things will come to those who truly believe in Bray Wyatt. I can promise you shelter, love, family... because we do not know how this world will react to having someone REAL as their new leader, their... new... god. I am that god. I will ascend and I will win this match and as the bodies lay strewn around the ring, in the rubble of tables, ladders and chairs it will symbolise the end of this world. Metaphorical... or not. If you join me... regardless of anything that may indeed happen, you will be safe... I will save you... but for those who don't?... man, I wouldn't want to be there when you meet my daddy... when you BURN... but I hope the world sees the light and joins... follows... admires and LOVES Bray Wyatt like I will LOVE them back and we can stand in the light and show the world that what I say IS the TRUTH and that good things come to those who believe in Bray Wyatt... I believe in Bray Wyatt. And I, am soon to ascend, man... watch me RISE. Watch me become, truly divine.
Jim Ross: Blah god, Bray Wyatt is as annoying as YES, who have already defeated Sting & Samoa Joe earlier tonight for the UWF Tag Team Championship but folks, you have to wonder; is there a smarter man in this match? Bray Wyatt said he's got a plan, and you got to believe him, Hotrod.
Roddy Piper: JR, it would not surprise me in the slightest if he did indeed have a plan, and you have to wonder, are the other partictants in this match on their guard for what might occur?
Bray Wyatt finally makes it to the ring and casually climbs in as the booing and jeering gets louder as the most dangerous man in the entire UWF makes his entrance.
Lillian Gracia: Introducing next, weighing in at 290 lb, from Washington, DC... The Animal, Batista!
The fans go absolutely batshit crazy in their booing as the Animal Batista walks out from the backstage, snarling and looking like a man possessed he walks down the entrance ramp to about half way before smashing the floor with his hands and doing the signature machine gunfire as the pyros explode behind him.
Jim Ross: Folks, it's time to put the women and children to bed because business has just picked up as the monsterous Batista has arrived and with his current track record of putting people away, you have to wonder, who is going to stop the Animal and more importantly, who is the Animal going to put into a hospital bed along side Dean Ambrose?
Roddy Piper: JR, Batista has got to be a sure fire victor in this match, all he has to do is destroy the competition and then he can simply take his time climbing the big gold ladder which no doubt will come into play with Goliath of a Human-Being.
Batista climbs into the ring as his oppponents split apart into their respective corners as Batista shakes the ring ropes and roars as final competitor in the match makes his entrance. The lights plunge out and a countdown begins...
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ANOTHER ME, THERE WILL NEVER BE...
Lillian Gracia: And the final entrant in this contest, from Cameron, North Carolina, he is the Charisma Enigma, Jeff Hardy!
The fans erupt into a huge split reaction as Jeff Hardy walks out onto the titantron with a blank expression on his face, showing no signs of whose side he's exactly on but he begins to march down the entrance ramp, remaining calm and collected but he ignores the fans on both sides reaching out for Jeff Hardy to high five them, infact, Jeff Hardy pulls a Cigarette out of his pocket and begins to smoke on the way down to the ring.
Jim Ross: Folks, here's what the Money in the Bank contest has been based around, what is Jeff Hardy's motives, particularly towards Edge; you have to wonder, what's on Jeff Hardy's mind at the moment? Does he care about the victory? Does he want to turn over a new leaf? There are so many question and almost no answers..
Roddy Piper: JR, this man walking down to the ring is the biggest frickin' nutjob in UWF to date and we have Dean Ambrose somewhere amongst our ranks!
The fans still don't know how to react as Jeff Hardy makes it down near the table at ring side, he stubs out the cigarette on the ring steps before removing his black jacket, he tosses it down at ringside before climbing into the ring, Jeff Hardy and Edge lock eyes across the ring as Senior Official Mike Choida goes to signal for the bell, but as he does, Desmond Wolfe interrupts him on the titantron.
Desmond Wolfe: Alright Muppets, listen up, tonight is me first night back in charge and I've been getting constantly buggered by one man for me to give him what he wants, and Dave Batista, I'm looking at ya, tosspot... So this match now gonna be a Seven Man match! Hey Big Dave, this one is for ya!
The fans erupt into a huge chorus of cheers as only one theme which represents insanity hits the PA system.
As the theme is obviously "Always Something!" by Cage the Elephant blasts through the PA system, Dave Batista roars in frustration as the fans are going nuts, as Dean Ambrose smiles and is back to his 'usual' style, he casually leans back before straightening up and locking his eyes on his opponent, Dave Batista.
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! DEAN AMBROSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT FOR THREE MONTHS BUT HE'S HERE AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S READY TO FIGHT!
Roddy Piper: JR, Dean Ambrose is the only psychopath, who is worse than Jeff Hardy and he has weapons at his disposal, this is gonna get nasty quickly!
The fans go nuts as Dean Ambrose takes off his black jacket and tosses into the crowd, he begins to march down the entrance ramp but Batista climbs out of the ring himself and grabs a steel chair and straight away goes for Ambrose as Mike Choida now signals for the bell and this match is officially under way!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: My god, Dean Ambrose & Batista aren’t wasting any time and Batista has a steel chair in hand!
Roddy Piper: JR, this is just gonna be the greatest chaos in UWF!
Batista takes the steel chair and goes to drill Dean Ambrose in the head, but Ambrose ducks underneath it and delivers a clubbing blow to the face of Batista, causing Batista to drop the steel chair, Ambrose then knees Batista in the gut, before smashing the steel chair across Batista’s back with a thunderous thud! The fans pop for Ambrose as he does it a second time, taking Batista down on the entrance ramp. Meanwhile in the ring, Ryder, Wyatt & Mysterio bail out the ring to gather weapons, leaving Jeff Hardy & Edge in the middle of the ring allow, the two begin to stare down with intensely before Jeff Hardy finally squares up to Edge and the fans begin to nuts as Jeff Hardy & Edge begin to trash talk to each other, finally Edge says something unaudiable, leading to Jeff Hardy to push Edge and the two just unload on each other, clobbering each other, the fans going nuts as the two begin to duke it out in the centre of the ring, Edge throws Jeff Hardy into the corner and begins to pummel him but Edge gets a moment and ducks underneath before returning the favour to Edge!
Roddy Piper: We gotta have eyes everywhere JR!
Jim Ross: Tell me about it Roddy, we’ll have to do our best to call this match! There is so much bad blood between Batista and Dean Ambrose and the love hate relationship between Jeff Hardy & Edge makes the situation even more uneasy!
On the outside of the ring, Ryder begins to clear the table which is position besides the announcement and begins to set it up closer to ring, whatever Ryder has in mind can’t be too good for his unlikely victim. Rey Mysterio takes his time readjust a ladder, placing it across the ring apron and the barricade in the early going before looking underneath the ring for some goodies, while Bray Wyatt takes a ladder for himself and slides it into the ring. Edge & Jeff Hardy are too busy to notice Wyatt slide into the ring, Wyatt picks up the ladder as Edge Irish Whips Jeff Hardy out of the corner straight into Bray Wyatt, who drives the ladder into Jeff Hardy! Edge notice Wyatt and tries to be quick on his feet but Wyatt tosses the ladder at Edge, taking him down! Ryder quickly leaps over the top rope but Wyatt already has the ladder in his hands again and drives into the gut of Ryder before following through with a ladder smash across the back!
Jim Ross: Hotrod, what chaos in the early here!
Roddy Piper: The Raw Chamber has nothing on this match and we’re still in the early going JR!
Batista and Ambrose are still beating ten shades of shit out of each other, the chair is already mangled but as Ambrose goes to nail Batista across the head with the chair, Batista nails Ambrose with a low-blow before hoisting Ambrose up into a Batista Bomb on the entrance ramp! The fans erupt into holy shit chants as Ambrose’s lifeless body slides down the entrance ramp, Batista gets back to his feet and roars and gathers his thoughts. Back in the ring, Wyatt has the ladder set up in the middle of the ring and begins the first ascent of the match but Rey Mysterio slides in behind Wyatt and drills the steel chair across the back of Wyatt, Wyatt drops down as Mysterio tosses the chair at Wyatt, who catches t but Mysterio delivers his own twist of the Van Daminator to Wyatt which gets the fans fired up! Mysterio begins to scale the ladder but Batista is in the ring forcing Mysterio to change tactic. Mysterio drops off the ladder to take Batista down with a Hurricanara but Batista stands firm and drops Mysterio with a Batista Bomb!
Roddy Piper: JR, did you just Batista catch Mysterio with ease before hitting that Batista Bomb!
Jim Ross: That was incredible, I have to say, Hotrod!
Batista takes down the ladder and slams it down on the ground as Zack Ryder gets back to his feet and charges at Batista but Batista reads it and hoists up Zack Ryder and drops Zyder down across the ladder with a huge Batista Spinebuster! The fans “Oohh!†to say that’s got to hurt as Batista gets back to his feet and shakes the ring ropes, but Jeff Hardy and Edge both slide back into the ring holding a steel chair each; Batista doesn’t see it as surprising Edge & Hardy work together and drive their chairs across the head of Batista, Batista falls victim to a vicious con-chair-o from Edge and Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy and Edge then look at each other, both holding a steel chair each, they talk smack and suddenly swing at each other at the same time, smashing the chairs together at once, they do it a second time to the same result but the third time, Jeff Hardy ducks underneath Edge’s swing and as Edge turns around, Jeff Hardy nails him in the head with the steel chair with so much force, the chair goes flying up into the air!
Jim Ross: One minute Jeff Hardy and Edge work as a team, next minute, they are against each other!
Roddy Piper: I told ya JR! Jeff Hardy is crazy, he can’t make up his mind whether he likes Edge or hates his guts!
Jeff Hardy tosses the steel chair aside and shoves Ryder’s warped body off the ladder and sets it up in the centre of the ring before scaling the ladder, the first real attempt of climbing the ladder goes to Jeff Hardy as he begins to make his way up the ladder, Bray Wyatt gets back into the ring as Eli Cottenwood slides Wyatt a second ladder, Wyatt hoists up the ladder as Jeff Hardy reaches for the belt; Wyatt smashes the ladder into the side of Jeff Hardy, sending him crashing off the ladder down to the canvas.
Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy was close there, first real chance anyone has had of grabbing that briefcase!
Roddy Piper: JR, I have a feeling there’s still a long way to go in this match.
Bray Wyatt chuckles and looks to the climb the ladder himself, however Bray Wyatt is slightly heavier than the others as he begins to climb the ladder, taking him time but the ladder is pretty stable but his differing costs him; Ambrose rolls into the ring with a steel chair and smashes across the hand of Bray Wyatt, Bray Wyatt loses his grip as he drops down to the canvas and eats a steel chair across the head from Dean Ambrose. Ambrose rolls out of the ring and slides a table into the ring and steps it up, just right of centre, while Zack Ryder brings another table and props it up against the turnbuckle.
Jim Ross: It looks like there’s a lot of furniture being moved around here!
Roddy Piper: And not many people looking to climb the ladders JR!
Zack Ryder and Ambrose suddenly notice each other, Ryder charges at Ambrose and goes for a Rough Ryder but Ambrose dodges it, Ryder manages to land on the ring ropes and holds on, but as he drops down, Ambrose as already sprung a trap and delivers a knee trembler to the head of Ryder! Ambrose walks around the otherside of the ladder and slowly begins to climb the ladder as Jeff Hardy hauls himself into the ring, Dean Ambrose is roughly two thirds up the ladder as Jeff Hardy slides underneath the ladder and grabs Ambrose by his feet and pulls him through the rung of the ladder, his body trapping him, Ambrose is completely trapped between the two rungs of the ladder as the fans going nuts interested to see what happens next.
Jim Ross: Ambrose is completely trapped here folks! The only way he can escape if the ladder falls on it’s side!
Roddy Piper: Ah, JR that will hurt severely as well.
Edge gets into the ring and to shut up the screaming Ambrose, Edge picks up one of the mangled chairs and smashes it across the head of Ambrose, Ambrose flops and is pretty much dead between the rungs as Jeff Hardy sets up the second ladder besides the first one, right in front of the table, Jeff Hardy begins to scale that ladder, Edge compiles and does the same thing, both Edge and Jeff Hardy reach the top at the same time and begin to exchange blows on the top of the ladder, each other also reaching out for the briefcase but the two’s brawling has given Mysterio a chance to rush up the ladder which still has Ambrose on it as Edge grabs the briefcase and drills Hardy in the head with it. Mysterio, quick on his feet leaps over his ladder and pulls a new trick out of the back and leaps up and grabs Edge into a Hurricanara off the ladder! But the ladder rocks slightly, sending Ambrose’s ladder crashing down to the canvas, Ambrose roars in agony but Jeff Hardy has also lost his balance, giving Batista a chance to club Jeff Hardy across the back before pulling Jeff Hardy down into a Batista Bomb through the table! The ladder however, much like the first one shakes from the impact and falls over.
Roddy Piper: We got two ladders in the ring, three or four chairs, one broken table and another propped up against the turnbuckle, I’m loving this JR!
Jim Ross: Well, Hotrod, it is a Tables, Ladders & Chairs match after all!
Batista glances around as he pushes the wreckage of Jeff Hardy and the table aside, Batista picks up one of the folded up ladders and begins to move across with it underneath the briefcase; Rey Mysterio with another moment of sheer genius springboards off the top rope and flies across the ring and lands on the rungs of the ladder, Mysterio races up the ladder but Batista manages to react quick enough and let’s go of the ladder, sending Rey Mysterio flying, Mysterio crashes onto the other ladder and roars in pain and lays besides the wreckage known as Dean Ambrose as Batista looks around the ring thinks about what to do next.
Jim Ross: My god, Rey Mysterio is as quick as a whippit!
Roddy Piper: Look at Zack Ryder though, Batista hasn’t even noticed him yet!
Zack Ryder slides a third ladder into the ring and quickly leans it against the turnbuckle before climbing onto the turnbuckle himself, Zack Ryder yells at the top of his voice “WOO! WOO! WOO!†as the fans woo with him, Batista turns around to see what the noise is about, Zack Ryder pushes the ladder and stands on the top of it as it falls, using the momentum of the falling ten foot ladder, Ryder flies off and nails Batista with a Super Rough Ryder! The fans go nuts for Zack Ryder’s creativity in this match, Ryder screams at the top of his voice “WOOOO!â€
Jim Ross: What a creative way to take the massive Batista off his feet!
Roddy Piper: Whatever works in this match, JR! You gotta pull new things out of the bag all the time in this type of match up!
Zack Ryder pushes some of the ladders aside as Jeff Hardy has finally got to his feet and has pulled out a huge twenty foot ladder out and slides into the ring, Zack Ryder is busy setting up his own ladder to notice, set up his twenty foot ladder in the corner. Ryder finally has ladder set up in the middle of the ring, he begins to scale it but Jeff Hardy uses the second ladder and sets it up besides Ryder, Hardy quickly nails Ryder across the back before scaling the ladder besides Ryder, Hardy grabs Ryder into a side headlock and roars before leaping off the ladder to hit the Twist of Fate off the ladder! The fans begin to chant “HOLY SHIT!†as Ryder flips onto his back from the impact, but the impact has had minimunal effect on Jeff Hardy, allowing Jeff Hardy to scale the ladder middle ladder.
Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy has an amazing chance to win the Money in the Bank Briefcase now!
Roddy Piper: You might be right there JR!
Jeff Hardy out of breathe slightly begins to climb the ladder, still at a reasonable pace but Edge is back to his feet and moves the second ladder and places in the corner, so the rungs are facing the turnbuckle. Jeff Hardy grabs ahold of the steel cable which the Money in the Bank Briefcase is suspended from, as Rey Mysterio takes the second ladder out from underneath him, the fans are going nuts as Jeff Hardy is suspended above the ring, Mysterio places the ladder in front of the one Edge had placed down but the chaos against Jeff Hardy isn’t over yet. Bray Wyatt quickly slides a table into the ring and props it underneath Jeff Hardy, Edge scales the twenty foot ladder in the ring and looking to react the Wrestlemania 17 moment, Edge leaps off the twenty foot ladder looking to Spear the defenceless Jeff Hardy.
Roddy Piper: It’s gonna be a moment relived here tonight, JR!
Jim Ross: But with a table this time Hotrod!
Jeff Hardy manages to use all his strength to pull himself up, dodging Edge, Edge crashes and burns through the table below but Jeff Hardy has also lost his grip and falls ontop of Edge! Bray Wyatt yells at Eli Cottenwood to help him, both men drag Jeff Hardy and Edge out of the way and clear the rumble from the centre of the ring but before they capitalize on their opportunity, Dean Ambrose as the third ladder, Ambrose drives the ladder into the gut of Eli Cottenwood before doing the same to Bray Wyatt, taking out both men, Dean Ambrose positions the ladder sideways underneath the briefcase, so the rungs are facing the entrance ramp. Ambrose begins to climb the ladder himself, failing to notice Rey Mysterio climb the ladder which is position next to the turnbuckle. Mysterio standing on top of his ladder, manages to keep his balance as he moves onto the second ladder, Mysterio yells at Ambrose to get his attention, Ambrose looks at Mysterio, who leaps off and grabs Ambrose by the head and spins around with Ambrose, sending both men flying off the ladder with a Tornado DDT off the top of the Ladder! But the ladder doesn’t fall over, as Zack Ryder gets back to his feet and the Long Island Iced-Z cannot believe his luck as he begins to climb the ladder, the fans are on their feet cheering on Zack Ryder!
Jim Ross: What I don’t believe it, Hotrod! Zack Ryder actually might win this match, he’s got a clear run to the finish line!
Roddy Piper: Oh god, that obnoxious brat would be ever so annoying if he wins the Money in the Bank!
Zack Ryder makes it up to the final two rungs on the ladder, he reaches out for the briefcase but to no avail, he’s only finger tips away however, so Ryder decides to climb an extra rung but at the same time, Eli Cottenwood decides to get himself physically involved, grabbing Zack Ryder into a Chokebomb position, Eli Cottenwood walks out from the ladder with Ryder ontop of him as Wyatt moves the ladder away from the centre of the ring. Eli Cottenwood is looking to put Ryder through the table which is set up outside near the announcement table but Ryder manages to lean back and grabs both arms Cottenwood and does a modified vartiation of the Hurricanara, sending Eli COttenwood out of the ring but not through the table. The fans are going nuts for Ryder as he gathers his thoughts on the ring rope, but Bray Wyatt pounces and delivers a Big Boot to Ryder, Ryder falls backwards through the table which is set up on the outside.
Roddy Piper: Oh man, what a Zack Ryder is out of this match!
Jim Ross: Ah shut up Roddy, the kid is trying here! I don’t see you getting into that ring anytime soon!
Bray Wyatt kneels down and looks through the middle rope, trying to yell something at Eli Cottenwood but that’s a bad move as Rey Mysterio is up with a steel chair in hand, Mysterio charges across the ring towards Bray Wyatt and drops the steel chair with skills before finishing his run, grabs the middle and top rope to hit the 619! Wyatt lands on the canvas with his across a steel chair, Mysterio looks around the place and roars as he leaps up onto the top rope before diving off to hit a massive Droppin’ the Dime to Bray Wyatt onto the steel chair! The fans go nuts as Rey Mysterio cheers and looks to get going once again but Hardy is back to his feet and in the ring with a steel chair in hand, he cracks it across the skull of Rey Mysterio; Jeff Hardy then shockingly pulls a cigarette and light out of his pocket, he lights up the cigarette before picking up the steel chair and sets the steel chair a lit!
Jim Ross: My god! Jeff Hardy cannot decide whether he just wants to win this match or just mane people in the process!
Roddy Piper: He’s fucked up JR! Oh look, the second most fucked up person in this match is stumbling to his feet.
With the flaming chair in hand, Jeff Hardy watches Dean Ambrose stumble back to his feet, Jeff Hardy takes a drag on his cigarette before… SMASHING THE FLAMING STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE HEAD OF DEAN AMBROSE! The arena erupt into the loudest “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!†Chant of the night, as Jeff Hardy tosses the soldering chair aside, referee Mike Choida is quick to put the fire out as Dean Ambrose holds his head and rolls around in agony.
Jim Ross: GOOD GOD ALL FUCKING MIGHTY! HE’S KILLED HIM! JEFF HARDY HAS KILLED DEAN AMBROSE!
Roddy Piper: JR, I thought Batista would be the one to kill Dean Ambrose, instead it’s Jeff Hardy, that is absolutely crazy, especially the fact you swore!
Jeff Hardy walks over to the ladder besides the propped up table in the corner, he doesn’t notice Edge slide into the ring and Edge charges across the ring and SPEARS HARDY THROUGH THE TABLE! Edge gets back to his feet and shakes his head before grabbing the ladder and sets it up back underneath the ring and begins to climb it, exhaustion is setting in but that doesn’t bother the Rated R Superstar, who begins the slow mount up the ladder, this time Edge is literally inches away from the briefcase, he practically touching it.
Jim Ross: Edge is touching the briefcase, Hotrod! He can literally feel victory!
Roddy Piper: I know JR! It’s the moment of truth!
Edge hauls himself up the final rung but the most surprisingly man is the top turnbuckle, Batista roars and very uncanny moment leaps off the top rope and shoulder blocks Edge off the ladder! Edge falls and gullotines himself across the top rope before hitting the canvas; it’s all over now, Batista is the only standing man in the ring but the youngster Ryder, who keeps coming back for more slowly pulls himself up using the ring apron before climbing into the ring. Batista shakes his head and grab Ryder, whose still on his hands and knees and looks to Batista Bomb him, but Ryder has fight left in him, hoists Batista up and over the top rope! Batista lands on the padding on the outside and stumbles over near the Smackdown announcement table. Zack Ryder climbs out onto the ring apron and runs across it and leaps off going for a flying Rough Ryder to Batista but Batista catches him mid-air and twists on the spot to Spinebuster Ryder through the Smackdown announcement table!
Jim Ross: God good! Ryder is done now!
Roddy Piper: Poor Kid! Hey Batista, what the hell do you think you’re doing!
Batista now losing absolute focus on the task at hand and grabs the lifeless body and is seemingly preparing Zack Ryder for a Batista Bomb but the heroic Rey Mysterio grabs a steel chair off the ground nails Batista in the head with it; but Batista is only staggered as Rey Mysterio cracks the steel chair across Batista’s head for a second time, Batista stumbles across ringside, towards the fan barricade where the ladder which has been balanced across the entire match. Mysterio determinded to stop Batista’s ways leaps up onto the fan’s barricade as Batista stumbles nears the ladder, Mysterio runs along the ring apron and leaps off going for a Senton take down but Batista shakes the cobwebs away and catches Mysterio into a powerbomb positon, Mysterio begins to pummel Batista in the head as Batista turns on the spot and sit’s out, driving Mysterio’s body through the ladder!
Roddy Piper: I guess Mysterio is really Ironman if he can steel ladder!
Jim Ross: Not the time for jokes, Hotrod, Rey Mysterio could have a broken back!
Bray Wyatt and Eli Cottenwood have managed to stagger around the ringside area and have begun stacking tables up besides the entrance ramp. Batista pushes the ladder and Mysterio away from him before getting back to his feet, everybody is down in the ring, aside from Dean Ambrose, who is trying to pull himself up; Batista slides into the ring and looks at Dean Ambrose and slaps him across the face and screams at him “YOU’RE PATHETIC! YOU ARE A FREAKIN’ NOBODY!†before kicking Ambrose in the gut, Ambrose falls flat on his ass; Batista begins to climbing the ladder in the right, yelling at Dean Ambrose, he is nothing. Batista makes it up half the ladder before spitting at the feet of Dean Ambrose, Ambrose shakes his head and hauls himself up back to his feet and staggers across the ring and makes his way up the otherside of the ladder that Batista is on.
Jim Ross: I Don’t believe it Hotrod, after the beating Dean Ambrose has taken, he’s climbing that ladder!
Roddy Piper: It’s the passion JR, it’s the passion to see Batista taste what he tasted!
Dean Ambrose uses all his energy to climb the ladder but Batista is almost at the top but Ambrose manages to get there at the same time, Batista goes to grab the briefcase but Ambrose nails Batista in the head. Ambrose delivers a second blow, but Batista drills Ambrose in the head with the suspended briefcase, Ambrose rocks backwards seemingly going to fall but victory is Batista’s grasp as he looks to unhook the briefcase, when… SAMOA JOE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND PUSHES THE LADDER WITH DEAN AMBROSE & BATISTA ON IT, SENDING BOTH MEN THROUGH THE FOUR TABLES ON THE OUTSIDE! The impact sends both Bray Wyatt and Eli Cottenwood down to as Samoa Joe smirks and learns against the ropes and yells at Batista “PAYBACKS A BITCH!†before climbing out of the ring and walks away casually.
Jim Ross: Batista decided he would beat up Samoa Joe for a second time just because the two had words in the hall way.
Roddy Piper: The Samoan lost his tag team partner thanks to YES earlier tonight and just for Batista to add salt to the wounds was bound to piss Joe off.
There is body scattered all across the ring as Edge finally gets back to his feet and places the ladder down in the centre of the ring, Edge looks up at the briefcase and prepares to take a deep breathe when suddenly, two men appear on the titantron, one of them holding a microphone. It’s the New World Tag Team Champions, Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan, Damien Sandow addresses Edge in the ring.
Damien Sandow: Please, allow me to beg your indulgence, Mr. Copeland because unfortunately for you, you’re not new member of YES and because of that, I’m afraid, I cannot permit you to climb that ladder. *Damien Sandow quickly looks at Daniel Bryan* Shall we, Mr. Bryan?
Daniel Bryan screams “YES!†as Damien Sandow drops his microphone and the two rush down the entrance ramp, Edge prepares himself as both men slide into the ring and begin to clobber Edge, who attempts to fight back it’s futile as both members of YES force Edge into a corner and begin to double stomp a mudhole in Edge. But at the same time, Jeff Hardy has pulled himself back up and notices he has pretty much a free climb up the ladder, Hardy then glances across to see Edge suffering a hedious beatdown in the corner. Jeff Hardy pulls his hair and makes a split moment decision, Jeff Hardy rushes across the ring and nails Damien Sandow in the back but Daniel Bryan is more well scouted and manages to kick Jeff Hardy in the chest. Jeff Hardy gets the wind knocked out of him, but Damien Sandow puts the issue to rest as he nails Jeff Hardy in the head with a free steel chair, the fans boo as loud as they can as YES stand tall in the middle of the ring.
Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy decided to save Edge from that hideous beatdown which has almost certainly cost him the match!
Roddy Piper: Was that the real Jeff Hard though JR!?
YES bail out of the ring and begin to pick up Batista and toss him back into the ring, Batista is completely out of it; YES chuckle as they notice Eli Cottenwood helping Bray Wyatt to his feet, Batista is being held up by Damien Sandow as Daniel Bryan looks Eli Cottenwood and Bray Wyatt who are finally in the ring and the two members of YES begin to stare down with Bray Wyatt & Cousin Eli.
Jim Ross: Either Batista or Bray Wyatt is the third member of YES, which one is it!?
Roddy Piper: JR, we might just find out!
Batista finally finds enough strength to stand on his own to feet as he joins the two members of YES, the three are seemingly standing in alliance, Bray Wyatt opens his arms as YES turn on the spot and both deliver clothesline to Batista! The fans booing becomes deafening as Daniel Bryan locks Batista in the vicious LeBell Lock as Eli Cottenwood and Damien Sandow begin to slowly help Bray Wyatt up the ladder, Jeff Hardy manages to pull himself back up but Damien Sandow nails Jeff Hardy with a right hook, Hardy is refusing to go down but it’s academic as Bray Wyatt grabs the Money in the Bank briefcase and pulls it down as all three members of YES begin to bellow out in laughter.
Jim Ross: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
*Ding Ding Ding*
WINNER AT 37:03 AND MR. MONEY IN THE BANK: BRAY WAYTT
Bray Wyatt manages to turn himself around on the top of the ladder and sits down on top of the ladder and opens up his arms and looks up at the sky and screams “I told you, Lord… I had a plan! Now they believe in me, now they believe in Bray Wyatt!†before looking down at his fellow members of YES, the three begin to celebrate in the ring as Jim Ross closes down the show.
Jim Ross: Folks, this Summerslam has been nothing short of phenomenal, five classic battles; we’ve seen both the UWF & World Heavyweight Championships been retained in their respective matches, a brand new brand has been unveiled and it’s being headed by John Bradshaw Layfield but the Money in the Bank Ladder match has left more questions than answers! What’s going to happen with Samoa Joe, Dean Ambrose and Batista? Whose side is Jeff Hardy really on? And most important, why Bray Wyatt!?
STAFF ROLL:
TV Title: Blizzard
Daniels/Ray: Dresdon
Tag Title: Prod
Storm/Roode, WHC, Taker/Morrison: SBS
Everything else: EOR
