UWF 2012: Interactive History

[Cwalker]

Re: UWF August Award: Most Improved of The Month

Voting is over!

Congratulations to BDC for winning Most Improved of the month

 

[Cwalker]

Re: UWF August Award: Champion of The Month

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Congratultions to Dresden for winning Champion of the Month

 

[Cwalker]

Re: UWF August Award: Smackdown Superstar of The Month

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Congratulations to Lewb for winning Smackdown superstar of the month

 

[Cwalker]

Re: UWF August Award: RAW Superstar of the Month

Voting is over and we have a tie!

Congratulations to both DOD and Rawisrey for winning Raw superstar of the month

 

[Cwalker]

Re: UWF August Award: Storyline of The Month

Voting is over!

"Who is Jeff Hardy?" is your storyline of the month.

 

[Cwalker]

Re: UWF August Award: Best Trashtalker of The Month

Voting is over!

Congratulations to Chase for winning Trash talker of the month.

 

[rawisrey]

Re: UWF August Award: RAW Superstar of the Month

wow surprised I tied, by that I mean surprised I won because I thought I would be least voted mainly cause Chase as Jericho came back strong, Dres has been on a roll with Austin and Dods Morrison has been the breakout of the month. While I've been a little lacking as far as August goes, being my birth month it was hectic so didn't think I did enough to be raw superstar of the month. Still honored for the votes, thanks everyone, happy to share it with Dod, so what you want to cut it in half or one week my house one week your house?

 

[Dod Draper]

The Dirt Sheet Episode 1, Starring JOHN MORRISON

In a world where some are losers, and others are winners...

John Morrison: People of UWF, welcome to the Dirt Sheet. The Sanctum of Morrison. Fear not, the Sanctum will remain untainted. There is only room for one presenter of The Dirt Sheet, and his name is John Morrison.

As you will have already heard, this week the unstoppable freight train of the Guru of Greatness continues. The man to stop me, you ask? This guy;

Morrison: He's had less sex than an asexual monk, and is more tragic than an episode of Gossip Girl. He's a raging nobody and perennial loser. Ladies and gentlemen; Kofi Kingston.

Here he is, seen hounding celebrities for their autograph;

And here he is, in the midst of his most intense close encounter with sex;

SCORE

I'm kidding really. Kofi Kingston has never been that close to sex. It's a shame for him that masturbating into a sock and choking yourself with a belt doesn't count as sex, because if it did, Kofi would be a seasoned veteran. Remember Kofi, that belt can never be too loose; be safe.

Now, back onto a man who doesn't saturate his socks; John Morrison. There was something of an uproar in the UWF universe when it was announced that John Morrison was facing Kofi Kingston. I mean, come on, talk about David vs. Goliath. Sock Violator vs. Guru of Greatness. Want to know what Vickie Guerrero thought?

Meow. Fear not, though, John Morrison will put Kofi Kingston to the sword with consummate ease.

Elsewhere this weekend, Vengeance takes place. I've not got much to say regarding Vengeance, due to the lack of Morrison. What better way to scupper a PPV than to not feature the Ambassador of Abdominals? Whatever. Clash of Champions is where it's happening.

First up, we have a 'Biggest Loser: UWF' battle in Curt Hawkins vs James Storm. Whoever wins, we lose. Pick your poison. Other matches on the card? Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels? Please. Two geriatric old lunatics fighting. Something like this;

I'll take a raincheck on that one. Then there's the UWF Championship match. A match so trashy it may as well take place in a trailer park's public toilet. Once again, whoever wins, we lose. I'm rooting for a no-contest.

So, what else is going down in UWF? Well, after being flattened by the Honcho of Hotness this past Tuesday night, I have it on good authority that Curt Hawkins has a hot date sometime this week...

He's going to light his candles;

Set the mood in the bedroom;

A little ambiance music;

[video=youtube;3j3okb3kuts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts[/video]

And then, at that perfect moment, his date will appear...

Rumor has it that she went out with Kofi Kingston at one point. Curt Hawkins doesn't care, though, it's love apparently.

On that disturbing thought, I'm out. I am Raw's Superstar of the Month, FUTURE United States & UWF Champion, the Guru of Greatness; John Morrison. See you next time.
















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[The Hoov]

Re: The Dirt Sheet Episode 1, Starring JOHN MORRISON

LOL this was great! Awesome idea, DOD!

 

[Chase]

Re: The Dirt Sheet Episode 1, Starring JOHN MORRISON

This is awesome!!!!! Great Job DOD these are the ideas im talking about for UWF

 

[Lewb]

Re: The Dirt Sheet Episode 1, Starring JOHN MORRISON

The old man fighting GIF makes this. Duly cheered me up this morning this have, well freakin done sir.

 

[ShanegoFett]

Re: The Dirt Sheet Episode 1, Starring JOHN MORRISON

Brilliant. Great job Dod!

 

[Prodigy]

Re: The Dirt Sheet Episode 1, Starring JOHN MORRISON

Haha awesome man!

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Re: The Dirt Sheet Episode 1, Starring JOHN MORRISON

I'm so glad he didn't talk about Daniels. In his current emotional state, I don't think Daniels would take it well.

 

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